Damn, this is the rhythm of becoming a half-immortal.

Woman Li's eyes became serious.

"There are a few books in the kang cabinet, all of which are about yin and yang feng shui, all of which are left to you, and in the future, you have to think through this yin and yang magic trick in eight hundred ways, and you promise me that you can't let the root of my family cut off the incense in me. ”

Woman Li is a feng shui fortune teller in the village, and her family has the most oily life, and the village chief's family is not as good as her.

If anyone in the village suffers from a disaster and gets a strange disease, Woman Li's family will definitely be in the market, and good rice, good noodles, good tobacco and alcohol are not bad for money.

With this yin-yang technique, Woman Li and her eldest daughter have not suffered much over the years, and they are much more well-maintained than ordinary peasant women, and they have not seen age.

"Let me become an immortal, a good thing, how can I refuse you. Come on, don't move your ass again, the sauerkraut soup will be cold. The second cargo monkey was anxious to urge.

……

The second product really deserves to be called an aphrodisiac, that is, a capable child.

About two hours later, the second goods put on cotton clothes, cotton pants, and cotton shoes again.

"Aphrodisiac masters, tomorrow is early...... You come again. ”

Woman Li may have been dehydrated by the second goods, her words were a little vague, and she didn't bother to move with a tired face.

This girl is addicted to me, this is can't wait for tomorrow to be in the daytime, Li woman is just good at this mouthful.

The second goods grabbed two of them on their towering steamed buns.

"Medium, I will definitely come again tomorrow morning, wait for me in the bed, and make sure to make you wave higher than wave. ”

The Li woman curled up in the quilt and was silent, there was no movement, the second goods didn't care, she glanced at the big black cat, and then whistled and pushed the door back to her own house.

In fact, the second thief wanted the cat to be hot in Woman Li's arms for a night, but the stupid girl in her own house, Huahua, was still waiting for me to sleep with her.

His stupid girl he hugged from childhood to adulthood, and she couldn't sleep without him.

Besides, his family is a neighbor with Woman Li, and many gentlemen in the village are staring at him.

If they find out that he has stolen the forbidden fruit of Li Woman, I am afraid that he will either be crippled or die soon.

The snow shell is really difficult to walk, and it took a lot of effort to get home.

He opened the iron lock and gently pushed open the wooden door, and the silly girl was waiting for him with big eyes.

When she saw the second cargo coming back, she giggled and looked at him dementedly, and she snorted.

He fluttered the snow shell on his cotton pants and shoes, stepped forward to wipe off her little mouth with a rag, turned off the light, took off the quilt after three times and five divided by two, and skillfully hugged the silly girl to his arm.

Actually, this stupid girl has no blood relationship with him at all, but over the years, he has supported her and his relatives.

He told the girl earnestly, "Hua'er, if my brother doesn't come back in the future or has something to do in the future, you will sleep by yourself!"

"Hey, hey, hey......" The flowers are a silly sound.

"Brother is not at home, don't forget to turn off the lights, it costs electricity. ”

"Hehehehehehe......"

"The big girl's family, you can't sleep with bare butts and eggs in the future, you know?"

"Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee......"

He scratched his scalp, helpless.

This is to listen to, without him he is dizzy.

Catch up with the woman Li who had just exhausted her energy, and her eyes began to close the curtain.

After a while, he was about to fall asleep in a daze.

But it doesn't matter if you close your eyes, you feel that the atmosphere is very weird, and it stands to reason that when this hot kang is burned, the room should be very hot.

But the cold above his skull was pressing, like falling into an ice hole.

I vaguely felt a few slimy, black, hairy things looking at me above his head, as if they were going to dissect him like a dead corpse.

One, two, until the seventh......

Exactly ten, his heart tightened, his fists clenched, and he closed his eyes fiercely and didn't dare to open them.

Later, Li Erxiang realized that he had the physique of a cultivator.

A few years later, this Li Erxiang really became a cultivator, and later met Zhang Jun, and the two became good friends.

Not long after, Zhang Jun received a call from Nangong Yan, saying that the Holy Gate of that place had arrested Gong Wuzi again.

This can make Zhang Jun very helpless.

The Shining Star Sect's bombardment of the five parties naturally did not stop, and gathered a large group of people to save people again.

Bang Wufang and the Holy Gate Master of the land fought one-on-one.

"Boom Wufang, don't be self-conscious!"

The eyes of the Earth Holy Gate Sect Master were full of disdain, and he clenched the sword in his hand, and he became one with the five directions for a while.

Sikong Xian and Zi Yiliang, the big figures in the cultivation world, immediately rushed towards the masters of the Earth Holy Gate in the courtyard at the same time.

In this way, a large group of master guys fought inextricably.

Zhang Jun used a code to go out to the grain.

Gu Qiang understood and nodded slightly, so Zhang Jun and Gu Qiang directly turned their heads and rushed into the corner of the compound.

"Zhang Jun, let's run away like this, isn't it appropriate?" asked Zhang Jun a little embarrassed.

"The grain is strong, you think too much, this is not called running, I have other plans. ”

As Zhang Jun ran, he turned his head to stare at the group of cultivator world fools, they were simply useless when they rushed hard.

"A bunch of brain-dead people. Zhang Jun was speechless.

If this is the way to save people, it is strange that it can be successful.

That technician Huang asked Zhang Jun to save Zi Hongsha's father Zi Wushuang, and Ji Fu Huang was afraid that Zihong Sha would be angry, so Zhang Jun had no choice but to help his friend, if there was no such reason.

Zhang Jun had already run away.

Also, after bombing the five parties, you may find Zhang Jun to reason.

However, Zhang Juncai doesn't care so much, he does his own thing, this is Zhang Jun's style and personality.

Zhang Jun was still pondering and praying, asking the Holy Gate Master of the land to directly kill the five parties, and the five parties were too arrogant.

In this way, Zhang Jun and Gu Qiang entered the courtyard of the Holy Gate from the dark yesterday.

At this time, the eyes and minds of the masters of the Earth Holy Gate were all focused on the battle with the big figures in the cultivation world, so no one found out that Zhang Jun and Gu Qiang had secretly entered the compound.

"Quick, be careful, don't get discovered. ”

Zhang Jun and Gu Qiang were running around the courtyard, their eyes were very vigilant.

He naturally knew where Gong Wuzi and Zi Wushuang were trapped, because he had the intelligence system of the Immortal Suanhui and the inner Li Fangji who was in the Earth Holy Gate.

It's so much more convenient.

Soon, Zhang Jun and Gu Qiang sneaked into a cubicle.

Li Fangji had already sent a secret letter to tell Zhang Jun that Gong Wuzi and Zi Wushuang were in the secret passage in this room.

Zhang Jun directly and cautiously pushed open the door, glanced at Gu Qiang, and walked in directly.