[Today, you all remember the number of words I have in water. 】

Ji An heard that ZNN had news and tried to hammer him for stealing Tatu, so he clicked on the news video on ZNN's website with the intention of watching a good show.

A brick guy named Robert in primate research was invited to the studio, and when the news anchor asked if there was any way to prove that Tatu was the silverback gorilla that had disappeared from the Angel City Zoo, Robert began his performance:

"We all know that humans and the four great apes are genetically similar, such as chimpanzees, with a similarity of about 98.5%, and according to scientific speculation, humans and chimpanzees even had the same ancestor millions of years ago......"

After a lot of nonsense about how similar people and chimpanzees are in terms of social structure and living habits, Robert continued: "The experiments of our institute have proved that chimpanzees can remember and understand the meaning of Arabic numerals, can do simple addition and subtraction operations, and learn more than 5,000 words, use sign language and keyboards to communicate with people simply, especially in the childhood of chimpanzees, the IQ shown is almost ...... that of human children."

The male anchor already had an impatient expression on his face at this time, and the female anchor asked curiously, "Can a chimpanzee use a keyboard?"

Robb nodded his head and confirmed: "Yes, with the intelligence of chimpanzees, if there is a way to rid them of their natural wildness and weaken their physical strength, they will be like preschoolers in our human society."

So I think chimpanzees should be separated from the genus Orangutan and put together with the genus Homo. Even from another perspective, in a sense, humans are the third type of chimpanzees......"

"Wait a minute. The male anchor finally couldn't help but interrupt Robert's words and get back to the point: "You said that there is a way to prove that Tatu is the missing mountain gorilla, how can you prove it?"

Robert: "As I said earlier, humans and the four great apes are genetically highly identical, so just like us, gorillas have unique fingerprints that represent their respective identities.

If the Angel City Zoo doesn't keep gorilla fingerprints, there are other options, one is the shape of the ears and the other is the teeth. ”

Here's what appeared on the studio screen, Robert: "If it's a chimpanzee, their big ears are easy to identify, but gorilla ears are smaller and covered by fur, so we did a careful comparison of the teeth." ”

The studio screen first appeared about 2 years ago with a grinning Tatu in a baseball cap at the Angel City Zoo. Another photo appeared next to him, Tatu's smile after seeing the big gold tooth safe and sound two days ago. Immediately, the teeth in the first photo were cut out by the cutout software and transferred to the second photo, after zooming and adjusting the angle, regardless of the size of the front teeth and the length of the canine teeth, all fit perfectly.

At this point, there is no need for other evidence, but anyone who has watched this news video knows that Tatu is the missing mountain silverback gorilla, and it is also discussed in the comments below the news video, and Ji An seems to be in big trouble this time.

In the Fat Tiger live broadcast room, some people gloated that they were going to watch a good show, and some fans were worried about asking Ji An what was going on.

Ji An: "What's the panic, brother, this salted fish hasn't turned over again? You are responsible for eating melons." ”

It's not that he has enough confidence in this matter, first of all, even if it is proved that the same monkey is in the two photos, there is still no direct evidence to prove that Ji An stole it, although he is the most suspicious.

Secondly, yesterday Hart had already explained to him that in the process of Tatu "going home", the legal definition of "stealing" does not hold up at all, and there is no such thing as stealing mountain gorillas, whether it is for Ji An or Kevin.

After Ji An ended the live broadcast that day, he packed up and prepared to set off to find the rhinoceros as soon as possible, and then, he suddenly remembered that he also had some fans on Twitter that he had recently applied, all of whom were concerned by crooked netizens in the live broadcast room.

And the best way to attract black fans is nothing more than to pull hatred and pick saliva, Ji Anmo rubbed his chin for a while, took out his mobile phone with a cheap smile, and tweeted: "fake news." ”

Then he was not afraid of death, and also @znn's two anchors, as well as that Robert.

When ZNN has proved that Tatu is the missing gorilla, and Ji An is the main suspect, the trend of public opinion is one-sided, and the keyboard warrior does not need direct evidence. But he will not admit that he is "wrong", and a sentence of "fake news" has attracted a lot of honest crooked keyboard warriors to come to correct it, and educate Ji An to stand up when he is beaten.

Ji An read the comments of netizens under the Twitter account of the ID Fat Tiger, and by the way, he paid attention to the number of followers on Twitter, and after dinner that day, Ji An checked it again, and couldn't help frowning and pouting, the comments were very enthusiastic, but the number of fans only rose by more than 20,000.

"This Twitter can't work, the number of followers is so slow, I think it will go out of business sooner or later. The Cheap Monkey King complained, you know, he used to knock on the bone and suck the marrow casually, and it was a small thing to increase the number of fans overnight.

When he woke up on the morning of April 11, Hart ran to the cabin and told him that he had contacted the animal shelter in Uganda and that he could leave tomorrow and go to the shelter to resupply on the way.

Ji An nodded against the head of the chicken nest, in fact, he didn't care if he couldn't supply it or not, he could go back to Sifang Mountain by opening the door.

opened Twitter and saw that the number of fans rose by less than 100,000 overnight, and he scratched his head: "Damn, is my brother so unhateful?"

Subsequently, in the morning, Ji An took the rhinoceros lion Tatu to an enclosure, and was about to start a live broadcast to play a game of picking up balls together, and the reward was to touch his head and kill, and suddenly found that there were many people on Twitter @him, and then, many crooked fruit fans in the live broadcast room and the bamboo arrow Zhenyu also jumped up.

Ji An said yesterday "fake news." "Probably grabbed the lines, coupled with a series of recent incidents, blew up an old man who likes to play Twitter, and this morning, just posted several tweets in a row.

"ZNN does have a lot of fake news, but I think this one is true. ”

"The place where this young man comes from has habits like 'stealing/plagiarism'. ”

"I have ordered the relevant authorities to conduct a thorough investigation, and will never let the mountain gorilla belonging to us be stolen, and as long as the evidence is confirmed, he will be wanted immediately. ”

…………

"Hush. Ji An sneered, pressed back to the live broadcast platform, and continued his live broadcast, but just as he wanted to throw the ball in his hand, he paused, picked up his phone again and clicked back to Twitter.

Then, after seeing that there were more than 50 million fans on the other side, the Cheap Monkey King's eyes suddenly lit up.

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