Chapter 158: Breakfast Plan 1
Drinking and riding a small electric donkey is considered drunk driving, Ji An tried it, and when he went to the city bureau after two days off, he paid a fine of 20 yuan by the way......
Late at night, in the suburbs, a suspected drunk man riding a small electric donkey in the non-motorized lane serpentine, was found by the night patrol car, on the spot the man and the man's dog uniformed, tested by a breathalyzer, exceeded the standard of 0.1 mg, the inspection found that the weight of the vehicle ridden by the man was less than 40 kg, but the vehicle can reach a maximum speed of more than 20 kilometers per hour, the man is indeed drunk driving, and then, the patrol police comrades conducted a profound ideological education on the man, and gave a fine.
Seeing the patrol car leave, Ji An burped, patted his heart, and said fearfully: "Fortunately, my brother doesn't have a driver's license, otherwise he will have to deduct points." He put the little fat man on the ground, pushed the little electric donkey, and walked back to the nearby panda village not far away.
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The Bull Demon King's prestige came quickly.
Before the regular meeting of the base in the morning, Director Niu opened the envelope on the table, and a bunch of razor blades fell out, the old cow was startled, and when he picked up the blade to check, he couldn't help laughing, I don't know which child was afraid that the real blade would hurt people to be responsible, and cut the X-ray at home into the shape of a blade and put it in the envelope.
Although it was a fake blade, but the purpose was achieved, Lao Niu was indeed shocked, and when he picked up the letter and read the content of the complaint on it, he pondered for a moment, he picked up the teacup and walked to the conference room.
Long before Lao Niu took office, he had a rough idea of the situation in the base, he wanted to make achievements in the base, and there were two people who had to submit, one was Chen Weiguo, the main director, and the other was Ji An, who led the panda abroad.
Through Li Yuan's mouth, he learned that the two of them happened to be unruly, so Lao Niu decided to use the rules to govern the two of them.
In fact, Chen Weiguo didn't have to worry about Lao Niu anymore, that day in the capital, he was also present when Old Man Chen was talking to the leader, the old man was honestly like anything, most of them didn't dare to make waves in the base, and the only thing that the Bull Demon King really wanted to surrender was a monkey.
The so-called killing chickens and monkeys, Ji An is the monkey, and the chicken, unfortunately, can only be Li Yuan.
At the meeting, Lao Niu was ruthless and first attacked Li Yuan.
Yesterday, the story of Li Yuan being taught by Dayu spread quickly, and Lao Niu took advantage of the topic to play: "Does anyone here think that he knows more about pandas than Director Chen? ”
After waiting for a while, of course, no one raised their hands, Lao Niu continued: "Director Chen is an absolute brick family in the panda realm, and I have emphasized several times that since the rules are set by the brick family, they should be strictly followed. Then I can't figure out why anyone would rush to approach an adult giant panda?"
Strictly speaking, Li Yuan did not foul, he did not open the cage and went in direct contact with Dayu, but he was just careless...... Let's put it this way, no one would have thought that Dayu would be such a chicken thief, and anyone else would also be tricked.
But who told Director Niu that he just needed a chicken to kill the monkey? It can only be regarded as Li Yuan's bad luck and happened to hit the muzzle of the gun.
Director Niu, who did not recognize the six relatives, said: "I reiterate here again, first, it is absolutely forbidden for breeders to have direct contact with adult giant pandas, and second, we must be careful when doing basic quality training for adult giant pandas, and always pay attention to keeping a safe distance."
There is monitoring in the enclosure, and if anyone causes an accident due to illegal operation, not only will he be responsible for the consequences, but the base will also deal with him.
This time, after discussion between Director Chen and me, it was decided to give Li Yuan a warning first, and if a similar situation occurs again, he will be directly dismissed with two warnings. ”
In the last row of the conference room, Ji An, who was playing with his mobile phone with his head down, looked up at Li Yuan, shook his head and said, "This unlucky kid." ”
And Director Niu knocked today, the biggest impact is actually the breeders, usually take care of the panda's daily life, after work, who is not close to their children?
But after today, the keepers are all in danger, and they can no longer reach out and touch the big heads of the babies as before, even through the cage. The leader said that he should keep a safe distance, and he will bear the consequences of accidents.
Fortunately, this has little impact on Ji An, and it is impossible for him to have an accident with the panda.
Before the end of the meeting, Director Niu spoke again: "Finally, there is one thing I want to mention, whether it is a captive giant panda or a wild giant panda, whether it is in the mountains or in the zoo, it belongs to our people, people, and groups, not that whoever finds it will belong to whom."
Alright, adjournment. ”
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Out of the conference room, Ji An picked up a bamboo broom and began to sweep the floor.
After autumn, the leaves of the trees are scattered everywhere, and Ji An can no longer grind foreign workers as he did when he first came. But he didn't have to sweep up all the leaves, just put the ones that had fallen on the road into the grass next to them.
The little fat man was bouncing around and spreading joy around, and Ji An was thinking about things while sweeping.
The Bull Demon King's five-fingered mountain made the monkey a little breathless, but the monkey was not the master of being kneaded, and he was thinking about how to overturn the mountain on his back.
After work in the afternoon, Ji An came to find Dayu
The old rule, one person and one bear sit across the cage, Ji An: "I have already thought about the specific steps, in order to avoid arousing the suspicion of the old man and my mother, we must do enough foreplay, from today onwards, you have to gradually reduce the activity time to the outside house."
Why? Because you've been locked up for a long time, you're depressed, you know? You're a panda that's suffering from depression, how can you go out and hop around?"
Actor Dayu made a sad bear face at the right time, and Ji An immediately praised it: "That's right, that's the expression!"
Of course, it doesn't mean that you can't go out for a single step, it's okay to go outside in the sun, but remember, you can't fight the sparrows anymore, you have to show that you are not in good spirits and are not interested in anything.
This is only the first stage, and from today, all the way until next Tuesday, there should be plenty of time for foreplay preparation, and after that comes the key. ”
Then, Dayu learned that he still had to go on a hunger strike, and shook his head to say that he would not do it, Ji An: "Why are you running so far when you come back......?"
Under surveillance, he pretended to take out the Book of Wild Natures from his backpack and put it in front of Dayu: "Other animals can enter this book, can you do it?" If you can, then our breakfast plan is nine out of ten." ”
This is what Ji An is most worried about, if Dayu can't enter the Book of Wildness, he can't feed it, then the road of hunger strike will not work.
Dayu opened his round eyes and looked at the Book of Wildness, blinked his dark circles, and played with a bear's paw, signaling Ji An to open it.
Ji An was pleasantly surprised: "Is it really possible?" he turned to the empty page and spread it out in front of Dayu.
The big bear stuck out its tongue and licked its paw, a paw print on the blank page of the Book of the Wild.