"Humph!"

"Monster!

"Big monsters, little monsters, all monsters!"

Yang Baobao felt that he couldn't stay in this house anymore.

Su Luo, who was commented by the media, is an absolute musical genius once in 10,000 years, and his performance against the sky can be called a miracle, and in Su Luo's eyes, a senior sister who only finished the first grade of primary school can do it......

The little girl who giggles every day, has no heart and lungs, and her front teeth haven't fully grown, she can do it......

A critical blow to the heart, which made Yang Baobao very desperate, if it goes on like this, even the fleshy peanut in the arms of the senior sister, Yang Baobao seriously suspects that it will become a sperm sooner or later, and he still seems to be stupid......

Su Luo glanced at Yang Baobao, who had a flat mouth, and smiled.

Draw a circle.

Suppose that what a person knows is inside the circle, and what is ignorant is outside the circle.

Well, the more you know, the bigger the circle and the longer the outer edge of the circle.

In other words, the more a person knows, the more ignorance he knows.

So

Beethoven exclaimed on his deathbed: "I only wrote a few notes. ”

Albert Einstein said of himself: "I am as naïve as a child." ”

Newton said, "If I see farther than Descartes, it is because I stand on the shoulders of giants." ”

He also said: "I am only like a little child playing on the seashore, sometimes gladly picking up a smooth and beautiful pebble, and the sea of truth is still not found." ”

Nowhere is Socrates: "The only thing I know is that I know nothing." ”

Passing is the standard, but there is no upper limit to excellence!

Yang Baobao is very good, she started late, and she has surpassed countless peers.

In fact, she is like this in front of herself, and she is already a big sister in the company.

Su Luo knocked her angrily:

"Flat your mouth, look at the stars!"

"Oh. ”

Clear night sky with stars.

Su Luo lost his mind: "What day is today, Beijing can still see such a starry sky!"

Tang Yike tugged at Su Luo's clothes and asked, "Master, Master, where is Altair?"

Su Luo: "Altair, hmm, I'll look for it." ”

Tang Yike: "And Vega, our teacher told us the story of the Cowherd and the story." ”

Su Luo laughed: "Your teacher must have told you that this is a poignant love story, right?"

Tang Yike: "Isn't it?

Su Luo: "Eh, poetry can be appreciated, but forget that folk tale, to put it bluntly, it was a poor dick who peeked at Bai Fumei taking a bath and stole her clothes, and finally Bai Fumei was forced to marry this poor dick, what is this called, this is called coercion and temptation to forcibly occupy a woman from a good family, plus a crime of theft, sentenced to life imprisonment and deprivation of political rights for life.

And the magic is. The Weaver Girl actually agreed, and they could live happily together, which moved me to tears.

It's just as magical as a beautiful female college student who was abducted and trafficked into the mountains and finally lived a happy life of affection and love with the old man who bought her, and it is really a romantic and beautiful love story. ”

Yang Baobao: "Hey~!ruin people's childhood!"

Su Luo "sighed" and said: "What ruins childhood, this is called safety education, I don't know how many stupid junior high and high school girls in the middle of the year, they don't dare to resist when they are scared by the gangsters in society, and they don't dare to say it to the teachers or parents, let her go with whatever boss she goes."

Baby apprentice, if someone does something similar to you one day, and threatens you to do something you don't want to do, don't be afraid, let the master know that he will die, right?

The senior sister nodded violently, and suddenly she was not interested in finding Altair and Vega.

"Ahem, in comparison, the master prefers the story of Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies, the family is also a poor boy, he sells himself to bury his father and is filial to the world, and he leads the beautiful Seven Fairies to chase after him with his ability, this is called a man!"

Tang Yike's eyes widened: "Oh, Master, Master, I want to hear this story!"

"Once upon a time, there was a ......"

Su Luo started the blowing mode, comparing his hands and feet, painting sound and color, and even rapping and singing, and inserted a piece of Huangmei Opera "Tianxian Pei" into it without saying a word.

"The birds in the trees are in pairs

Green water and green mountains with smiling faces

Pick a flower at will

I wear a hair room with my wife

......”

The consequence is that Aunt Wang, Tang's father, Tang's mother, and Xu Jingman, all of them at home came out with stools, and they were fascinated by it. The only thing that didn't move was probably the peanut that yawned lazily.

"What happened later, what happened later? Did Dong Yong be with the Seventh Princess?"

"Ahem, if you want to know what will happen next, please listen to the next breakdown!"

Su Luo picked up the playing cards and opened a fan in a chic manner, and fanned it up.

"Woohoos~~~~~~~!"

"This is also going to be divided into two times, hurry up, hurry up!"

"You don't talk about it!"

"Tell me, don't shake it, it's really falling apart!"

Of course, I have to finish speaking, fans on the Internet are "chasing" themselves, throwing out more than ten songs at once, except for the a cappella scum sound quality version of the press conference, I don't know where to download it, fans have to tremble when they go crazy, and they have to find time to record songs.

Yes, the bombardment of fans has started again, and the DreamWorks Weibo message area repeats the sentence: "The pit master is rough!", millions of ......

Not to mention fans, God knows how many barbecue stalls are waiting for the official version of "Roasted Gluten" and "The Legend of Sheep Kidney" to be released.

Similarly, the owner of the steamed bun shop is waiting for "Barbecued Pork Bun".

"Prepare more barbecued pork buns, they will definitely be out of stock tomorrow!"

"Boss, I have a good idea, hang a sign tomorrow, who loves to eat freshly out of the barbecued pork bun, it will definitely attract a lot of people!"

A veteran traditional snack chain in Hong Kong held a meeting late at night, and the spirit of the meeting was one: take advantage of this wind, use sugar as the main signboard, first promote it to the whole of China, open branches, go public for financing, then open branches, and then spin off and go public, rushing out of Asia and going to the world!

In Fujian and Taiwan, the boss who sells roast meat dumplings is also very busy, roast meat dumplings are still roast meat dumplings, but they can heal wounds, and they still heal emotional wounds, so it's different!

The fastest to get revenue is probably the one who sells fried chicken, the owner of a chicken steak restaurant in People's Square is still confused, what is going on tonight, men and women are lining up to buy, and sales have skyrocketed more than three times than usual!

The fundamental reason why it did not skyrocket to five times is that all the goods in the store are sold out, and the employees are still slumped in their chairs, and they are tired......

"Boss, the chicken wings are gone!"

"Boss, the chicken leg is gone!"

"Boss, the chicken breast is gone!"

Even the flour and breadcrumbs are in a hurry, can the freezer not be completely empty?

"Hehe, what are you panicking, let's have a beer and rest first, I'm not ordering!"

Business is good enough to be happy, tonight is not even necessary to open the freezer, inadvertently saved a lot of electricity, the boss is happy, rare to be generous.

The employees rolled their eyes: "Boss, where is there beer in the store, fruit juice and milk tea are sold out, you let us drink the northwest wind?"

"Go and go, find a place to drink outside, and I'll reimburse the bills when they come back. ”

"Yay~~!!"

The employees are happy, they go to the jungle in a group, and after serving others for a day, it is time for others to serve themselves.

The boss is sad,

"What? You're out of stock, can't supply it, I don't care, you can't lose my share of mine......"

Do you think your business is skyrocketing?

The pit master effect is here again!

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