Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 66 Hidden in the Crowd of Melon-Eating Masses
Land Rover has been driving quietly on the road for two days in a row, even if the car has enough gas, but people can't stand it.
Wu vomited as soon as he got out of the car, and his motion sickness was extremely serious.
Zhang Xiaoya stroked his back to make him comfortable, Wu Gang took the tissue handed over by Shi Yuanhua and wiped his mouth and said, "Let's go eat something." ”
Zhang Xiaoya looked at Wu Gang in surprise and said, "Is there a mistake, you just vomited and started eating?"
Wu Gang covered his stomach and said, "There is no way, I feel so hungry after throwing up." ”
Shi Yuanhua was silent, walked into the hotel and ordered a porridge with preserved eggs and lean pork for Wu Gang.
Wu Gang was drinking porridge while looking at the video sent by Huang Meiling, in which they were playing with the scourge very hilariously, and seemed to have forgotten that Wu Gang was being hunted down.
"You guys have no conscience, I'm still running for my life, even send me this kind of video, I really want to play with you. ”
Wu Gang wailed and sent a message to Huang Meiling, Huang Meiling replied with a smile: "There is no way, a big man like you can enjoy the excitement of being hunted down, after all, Jing Yixuan's goal is you, not us, now his hatred is on you, we are naturally very safe, so I still want to thank you for your escape, by the way, I heard Sister Xiaoya say that you are going to Shushan, you are going to apprentice, remember to take a few landscape photos for me." ”
Wu Gang looked at this news, and he was so angry that he drank more than half of the preserved egg and lean pork porridge in one go.
"Boss, if I go back safely, you must give me a salary increase and give me a few days off, you see that I haven't traveled until now, can you bear it?"
Wu Gang typed miserably, Huang Meiling laughed when she saw this news, and she replied: "Look for yourself, I have already written a leave note for you." ”
She sent a photo to Wu Gang, and Wu Gang looked at the photo and suddenly felt stuffy in his chest.
"Leave note, I am being chased and killed by Jing Yixuan, the great immortal in the troubled times, I specially ask for a few days of vacation to escape, and when the crisis is resolved, I must work harder, poof!"
Zhang Xiaoya leaned her head and looked at the photo sent by Huang Meiling, and laughed wildly.
Wu Gang glanced at Zhang Xiaoya very depressedly, and said in his heart What kind of strange boss he was looking for, but he was being chased and killed, or was he chased and killed by a great immortal who had cultivated for tens of thousands of years, how could he say that running away was so easy, the relationship was not that they were running for their lives, and they didn't have backache.
Wu Gang finished sucking lean porridge, looked at the sky again, and asked everyone: "Are we going to rest here for the night or walk?"
Zhang Xiaoya glanced at him and said, "Do you think you still have the heart to sleep when you are chased and killed by an immortal who does not abide by the rules of heaven and earth?"
Wu Gang nodded and said, "That's right, I'll leave when I go to the toilet." ”
Zhang Xiaoya's chest suddenly tightened, Wu Gang didn't seem to have any intention of resting here at all, he just wanted to make himself appear ignorant, this guy's bad taste was really unimaginable.
Returning to the car again, Wu Gang sighed deeply, took out the cigarette he bought in the motel and just ordered a cigarette, but was quickly snuffed out by Shi Yuanhua on the side.
Not only that, but the cigarettes in Wu Gang's pocket were also taken away by Shi Yuanhua.
Wu Gang shouted: "Hey, being hunted down, give me a sip to suppress the shock, my soul is weak!"
Shi Yuanhua glanced at Wu Gang and said: "Jing Yixuan and this young man from Shushan have said that the luck on your head is like a lot of aperture that can go to the sky, with this kind of luck in your body, this time it is definitely not dangerous, what are you afraid of?"
Wu Gang was addicted to smoking, and his heart was itchy, although he hadn't smoked for a long time, but at this time, his heart was itching, and he couldn't control his mouth suddenly.
"Can this handsome and dashing jade tree in the wind Lord Bai Wuchang give a reward to him to smoke, let's put it this way, it is me who is being hunted down and not you, as long as Jing Yixuan has appeared, he will definitely take me as a target for the first time, if something happens to me, I don't smoke a cigarette until I die, then it is really a regret for life, so do you want to think about it, just one." ”
When Shi Yuanhua heard this, although his ears were buzzing, he still glanced at Wu Gang with a smile, and then gave Wu Gang's newly bought cigarettes out.
Then this Bai Impermanent Shi Yuanhua looked at Wu Gang with a provocative look, as if he was saying that he was beating me, stupid.
Wu Gang was depressed, closed his mouth and stopped talking, quietly looking at the scenery outside the window, at this time it was already late at night, and it was in time for the rush hour to get off work, and a large number of off-duty vehicles were driving here, which was very lively.
Wu Gang looked at this scene and said with a sigh: "If that Jing Yixuan does it at this time, it may cause some riots." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a flash of thunder in the sky, followed by a downpour.
A handsome young man in a Taoist robe and another pale young man in heavy armor were slowly falling from the sky, which was the heart of Jing Yixuan and his apprentice Demon King.
Everyone scolded Wu Gang angrily: "Crow's mouth!"
Wu Gang sighed, and saw Zhang Xiaoya open and press a button that was installed on the Land Rover car with a box cover given by Taishan Fujun.
"What do you do..."
Before Wu Gang finished speaking, he saw Zhang Xiaoya yelling and driving the car straight ahead.
Seeing that a car accident was about to happen, he saw that the Land Rover he was riding directly passed through the car in front of him.
"Phantom car, is it so advanced? That guy from Taishan Fujun has played a lot of games, and he actually installed this kind of device in a real vehicle, which is really the ultimate dead house. ”
Wu Gang adapted to the situation after the first thrilling experience, and it was very strange to watch those cars pass through his body.
Zhang Xiaoya smiled and said: "I also found out that this car still has the ability to penetrate in the past two days, and it is the same as my ghost car, but I don't know if it can breathe fire, I'll look for it." ”
After there was no collision crisis, Zhang Xiaoya held the steering wheel with one hand and groped on the console with the other hand. [This is a dangerous driving action, don't die, thank you.] 】
Jing Yixuan, who was about to take Wu Gang directly in the sky, was stunned for a moment when he watched the Land Rover pass directly through the group of cars, and then said to himself: "Interesting, it is worthy of the technology of the world." ”
But it stopped there, Jing Yixuan chased after the Land Rover with his heart, anyway, this road belongs to the suburbs, and there is no need to worry about how many people will see it.
Despite this, the drivers who were stuck in traffic before had already seen this strange scene, and they took out their mobile phones to take pictures, as if they were very lucky to have encountered such a supernatural event.
Zhang Xiaoya finally figured out the acceleration device, she pressed the red button, and saw the trunk of the Land Rover suddenly open, and something like a cannon barrel stretched out from it, spewing out a large amount of flames.
Hula, the speed of this car soared directly to one hundred and fifty yards, which is no longer a speed that a Land Rover can achieve!
As the speed increased, Wu Gang seized the time to reach out and make an international gesture at Jing Yixuan in the sky, mocking him fiercely.
A trace of anger flashed on Jing Yixuan's face, and then he suppressed it with a clear heart technique.
It's really a difficult person to deal with, how can this guy's provocation make him angry, it's really weird.
He attributed all this to Wu Gang's super powerful luck, after all, this thing can influence the thoughts and decisions of the people around him in the Ming Ming.
And this is the reason why Jing Yixuan wants to get Wu Gang's luck so much.
With his own cultivation and Wu Gang's luck, this Heavenly Court can definitely be won.
As for the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Realm, Jing Yixuan knew that this monarch had cultivated for hundreds of millions of years, but that didn't mean that he couldn't defeat this emperor.
He had already planted a lot of seeds in the human world, just waiting for the moment when he launched an attack on Heavenly Court to completely explode.
Looking at Wu Gang who was fleeing, Jing Yixuan waved his sleeves and wanted to put the Land Rover that Wu Gang was in into his sleeve.
"Stop!
A clear girl sounded out of thin air, and then a huge curtain of light enveloped the area like a giant bowl.
Jing Yixuan stopped looking at all this, and sneered: "Xinshui, but kill those miscellaneous fish for me!"
The girl seemed to have extremely developed ears and hearing, and when she heard this, she said angrily: "If you dare to make trouble here, the Tianlong Group will take this person down for me!"
Xinshui conjured a spear in his hand and said, "If you want to take down my master, pass me first!"
He flew directly towards the girl, who had a frosty face, and she didn't know when a Han sword appeared in her hand.
She was wearing a white sportswear, holding this Han sword with a unique flavor, and she was heroic.
A strong sword aura erupted from the Han sword and stabbed at the demon king's heart, and the heart swept the spear in his hand to sweep the Han sword girl away.
Seeing that the spear was menacing, the girl blocked the attack with the long sword in her hand, and when the two weapons intersected, a powerful energy fluctuation erupted, sweeping the stunned melon-eating crowd.
"Hey, brother, what's going on?
A young man with black-rimmed glasses said to his uncle, who was looking a little demented.
The uncle glanced at the young man, then at the Land Rover behind him and a few girls who looked very pleasing to the eye and said: "There are two possibilities, one is to make a movie, and the other is that we are dreaming, otherwise what is going on with the sword fairy and this warrior with a gun?"
The black-rimmed young man nodded and said, "Maybe, by the way, do you want to take a video screen first to take a picture of this rare picture, and there will be no nostalgic thing to regret in the future?"
The uncle suddenly woke up, hurriedly took out his mobile phone and began to take pictures, of course, he was not the only one, many people around him who liked to be lively had begun to shoot this extremely spectacular picture in all directions.
Jing Yixuan rushed towards the uncle and shouted, "Wu Gang! you still have the heart to watch a play here! Hand over your luck!"
The uncle was stunned and was about to say that he was not, when he saw the young man next to him start running wildly in the crowd at a very fast speed.
Jing Yixuan looked at this large number of melon-eating people, and also felt a little tricky, he couldn't make a move on these people for the time being, once he made a move, the first thing to come would not be Heavenly Court, but the heavenly punishment that had existed since the opening of the heavens!