Chapter 188: Accommodating the Witch
"The ghost knows what the hell the dice god is, and he is······ Hiss, my stomach hurts, I won't tell you, I want to go to the toilet. Before she could finish speaking, the little witch ran to the toilet.
People's three urgency really come when they come, and they can't care about other things when they come, so let's talk about solving the three urgency first.
Shi Wuchen shrugged and went to buy ingredients first.
He already had some guesses in his heart about the dice god, and he would confirm it later, and he was not in a hurry anyway.
To make a ready-made breakfast, not cooked food, this does not stump Shi Wuchen, just ask someone to come back and make it. Well, it's not okay to call someone, so let's do it yourself.
He went to buy a lot of eggs, choy sum and pork and came back, fried a few plates of eggs at random, fried a few bowls of choy sum, stuffed a pot of pork, and then ······ I found out that I haven't cooked porridge yet!
When he brought the pork to the table, the little witch just finished taking a bath and rinsed her mouth, and when she saw the fragrant food on the table, she didn't even care about the porridge and started eating it directly.
Because she was very hungry, she devoured a few plates of eggs, two bowls of choy sum, and a pot of pork in three times and five divided by two, and completely ate breakfast as lunch, and only ate vegetables, and did not need to eat porridge at all.
Shi Wuchen was a little stunned, he just looked at her eating appearance, he didn't have time to eat, all the dishes were eaten, what else could he say?
"Hiccup~"
The little witch burped, touched her stomach, and then said slowly: "I'm full, you can eat the rest of the porridge yourself." ”
There's a ghost porridge.
Shi Wuchen muttered in his heart again, but still said, "No need, I've eaten it." ”
Anyway, it won't hurt his body if he doesn't eat breakfast once, he is too lazy to eat, and his own physique is very strong, so there is no problem if he doesn't eat.
"What did you say, have you eaten?" the little witch's face turned bad when she heard this, "You actually ate breakfast without saying a word behind my back, it's really hateful, you didn't wait for me, haven't you taken me in your eyes?"
The corners of Shi Wuchen's mouth twitched, a little speechless.
Why is this woman so difficult to serve, it's already very good to make breakfast for you, you still dislike it, I haven't eaten yet, you are complaining, believe it or not, I will ignore you in the future.
"Why, you secretly ate breakfast, you are still arrogant, don't you, don't you accept me?" the little witch said with sharp eyes.
"No, I'm convinced. Shi Wuchen responded lightly.
"Okay, I won't pursue this matter, tell me your identity and origin. The little witch stared at Shi Wuchen's eyes, "Gender, age, height, weight, measurements, occupation, home address, emotional experience, marital status, real estate related information······"
Shi Wuchen was speechless, what the hell was he asking, do you want to ask so deeply, and don't give people privacy?
"Say!" the little witch stared at him impatiently.
"Uh······ All right. Gender ······ It's a mystery, age ······ Very young, generally tall, normal weight, measurements have not been measured, occupation, uh ······"
Shi Wuchen didn't bother to say anything more, and he didn't bother to talk nonsense, it was too boring to say this.
And the more the little witch listened, the more dissatisfied she became, slapped the table, and shouted: "What the hell are you talking about, gender is a mystery, don't you know your gender, do you want me to check it for you? Very young, isn't this nonsense, who can't see that you are very young, is it possible that you are hundreds of years old······?"
The little witch chattered a lot, Shi Wuchen plucked out his ears, and didn't listen carefully at all, when the mosquitoes were buzzing.
"Forget it, don't bother to care about this, anyway, you have to obey me. The little witch saw that Shi Wuchen was absent-minded, so she didn't say anything.
She remembered that the dice god had said that Shi Wuchen could stay by her side for six days at most, so she had better hurry up and train him, and there was no need to talk nonsense.
Shi Wuchen saw that she had stopped talking, so he spoke: "Back to the previous topic, what the hell is the dice god?"
"If you want to know, I won't tell you. The little witch is hanging people's appetite, "Follow me well, and you will know later, otherwise, you will never know." ”
"I believe you are a ghost, you are a ······"
"What do you want to say?"
"Nothing. ”
"You're trying to call me a shrew, aren't you?"
"No, I just thought about it, is that dice god you are talking about a guy who only shouts 666. ”
"Fart, what are you shouting 666, that guy is obviously shaking the dice, that strange dice is shaken out three times at 6 o'clock, and the dice god appears, it's really, the dice actually have a god ······" The little witch stopped as she spoke, "You know the dice god, who is playing tricks on me?"
Shi Wuchen shrugged, "What's the matter, it's not a secret, I know if you say it or not." ”
"Well, I don't want to say anything about that, but back to you, how did you get here?"
"Well, I think about it. Shi Wuchen thought and was not in a hurry to answer.
The little witch said impatiently: "Hey, what's there to think about, could it be that you were blown by the wind, so I'm embarrassed to say?"
"Well, I don't remember, maybe it's a strong wind. Shi Wuchen nodded seriously, talking nonsense seriously, "I woke up to you, and a voice told me that you were mine······ Employer, you want me to protect you for a while, and just like that, I don't know what's going on. ”
"Okay, okay, I don't want to know about you, you just need to listen to me, and I don't have to worry about other things. ”
"Whatever you say is what you say. ”
"Okay, now accompany me to the streets, I want to try to feel the feeling of having a normal boy with me. ”
“······”
Shi Wuchen was a little helpless, it was not fun to go shopping with girls, it was too boring, it was better to play games at home.
But even though the game is more important than the girl, I still have to accompany the little witch now, appease her first, and then get rid of her when the spell of restraint is lifted.
This day is very normal, Shi Wuchen took the little witch to go around shopping, go shopping, eat and watch movies, eat, drink and have fun in amusement parks, talk and chat when he has nothing to do, and tease people when he is bored, which makes Shi Wuchen tired enough.
At night, Shi Wuchen and the little witch went to KTV to sing and ordered more than a dozen cases of beer, Shi Wuchen was shocked, she didn't want to get him drunk and do something shameful.
Shi Wuchen said that he was very flustered, because he felt that she was still interesting to him, she was a lively and active girl, and she was very arrogant and went her own way, and it was not strange that she would do some strange things.
"If you don't finish drinking these drinks tonight, you won't be allowed to leave!" the little witch pointed to the dozen cases of beer, her eyes were very playful.
"Oh. Shi Wuchen raised his eyebrows, but responded lightly, "Although I don't know how to drink, if you want me to make peace, I have to accompany you." ”
The little witch smiled, stretched out her hand to pinch Shi Wuchen's face, and said, "Good." ”
Shi Wuchen was silent, but rolled his eyes.