Chapter 358: Panda Man Marriage Mentor

In the season of cuteness, Dayu is not suitable for staying in the breeding area, and if the panda family is rich and handsome to walk around in the enclosure, then what are the other male pandas?

Dayu also quarreled with Ji An about this: "That's my enclosure, why don't you let me into the cage?"

"I'm going back to the cage!"

"You give me back the cage!"

"The two-legged beast is short!"

One after another penguins flew to Ji An's mobile phone, Didi kept ringing the prompt sound, and Ji An was furious: "You want a cage, right?"

He and Wu Tian worked together to bring a small cage for transporting pandas and put it on the lawn, Ji An pulled the cage door up and pointed inside: "Na, the cage you want, go in by yourself, brother is busy." ”

Ji An and Wu Tian continued to return to the breeding area, and the big bear saw that the two-legged beast had a bad attitude, and in order to show that it was angry, one of them rolled into the cage, "Bang!" and pulled down the cage door and closed himself.

In the breeding area, panda people are not disturbing.

The No. 1 male guest, Kai Kai, is 10 and a half years old this year, occupation: selling cute, has a one-bedroom and one-yard house at the base, has a solid family background, and has enough apples and carrots.

Kai Kai is currently in a state of divorce for the second time, a son and two daughters, neither of whom know him, and his previous wife lives next door to him, because he is unwilling to bear the obligation of support, refuses to share the same room with him again.

Because Old Man Chen randomly ordered the mandarin duck spectrum, he put the No. 1 male guest Kai Kai and the female guest Jia Jia in a cage.

I don't know what the reason is, maybe Jiajia and Kaikai's previous wife have communicated, just adulthood, Jiajia, who is in heat for the first time, is not interested in the scum bear Kaikai at all.

Marriage mentor Ji An looked outside the cage for a while, and said, "Let's change it, I'm afraid these two cats will fight if they stay any longer." ”

As soon as his voice fell, the scum bear Kaikai tried to be violent against Jiajia, using force, but Jiajia is also a fierce woman, not easy to mess with at all, and turning back is a slap.

The two pandas were in the cage with black circles under their eyes, glaring at each other, scolding each other, and then beating each other.

There was no way, Ji An went in and pulled out the No. 1 male guest.

The male guest No. 1 was very unhappy and insulted the marriage tutor on the spot. While sending it back to the enclosure, the marriage tutor enlightened: "Feelings can't be forced, even if you succeed this time, but you get its body, but you can't get its heart, and your future married life will not be happy." ”

The scum bear replied angrily: "Who wants to live with it?

The lights were turned off by the male guest No. 1, and the male guest No. 2 appeared on the stage.

The second male guest's name is Huajiao, just 7 years old, with no previous marriage history, and the same as the female guest Jiajia, it is also the first time. The family background is also very solid, and his specialties: sleeping on his belly, eating 4 bamboo shoots at the same time, sitting and thinking about Xiongsheng.

Jiajia has a good impression of the quiet temperament of the peppercorns, the two bears rub and sniff each other, Jiajia expressed satisfaction, and there are signs of tail lifting.

And just like other male pandas, peppercorns are not picked at all, it is enough to have them, and they are ready to pick up their guns and get on the horse.

The problem is, Jiajia is the first time, and the pepper is also the first time, the two bears rubbed for a long time, and Jiajia was angry: "Can you do it?

The peppercorns who couldn't enter the door were also in a hurry, tearing off Wen Jing's disguise, revealing his original scum bear face, and biting the fur on Jiajia's neck.

Ji An frowned, the marriage mentor of the bear clan could help them pair and hold hands, and the two pandas also looked at each other, but they were both raw melons and eggs, and they didn't know what to do, so they were so anxious that they fought.

"Tsk, what should I do?" Ji An smacked his lips.

Ji Tianhao patted his son on the shoulder and glanced at Wu Tian, Wu Tian understood, ran back to the duty room and pushed a small car, which was equipped with a TV.

Ji An: "Why did you bring the TV?"

Ji Tianhao didn't speak, pressed the TV switch in Ji An's puzzled gaze, and then tapped the cage and asked Jiajia and Huajiao to come over and watch together.

For some reason, Ji An looked into the TV: "O"

, both cats barked loudly, attracting Jiajia and Sichuan Pepper.

This kind of thing is easy to do, as the main attacker, the pepper quickly mastered the correct posture and picked up the gun again.

This time, one horse Pingchuan was successful, and Ji Tianhao pinched the watch to record the time, which was a full 8 minutes.

Facts have proved that after all, things have to rely on personal strength, Gao Fushuai sometimes does not necessarily use it, such as now, the first time on the horse pepper insisted on 8 minutes, if replaced by Dayu, 1, 2, 3......

In the live broadcast room

"The police have been called!"

"Hahahaha, give it to Panda***, I'm also convinced of the base's brain hole. ”

Little Fist: "Little brother, you hate it~"

Observation Group: "Don't pretend to be innocent in front of the little brother, you all came here like this, none of you have peeked at it?"

As usual, Little Fist quarreled with the Observation Mission again.

On that day, the female cat in heat in the base was not only Jiajia, but another 13-year-old Dandan was also ready.

And different from Jiajia for the first time, the advantage of a young woman is that she knows what position to change as soon as she pats her buttocks.

5 or 6 minutes later, he didn't recognize the bear, he said he broke up at dawn, and after a pleasant and friendly exchange, the two bears escaped into the sage mode, and the No. 1 male guest came over to signal Ji An to open the door, and the bamboo in its enclosure had not been eaten.

…………

On the lawn outside, Dayu, who locked himself in a cage, was annoyed, this broken cage was small and homely, and it was very uncomfortable to lie down.

Dayu opened the cage door, ran out, and then overturned the cage with anger.

Finding a sunny and warm spot on the lawn, the big bear sat down again and looked at the PAD.

On the screen, the young class teacher is reading the text to the students on the podium:

"There was a group of small tadpoles in the pond, with big heads, black and gray bodies, and long tails, swimming happily.

...... "Aunt Carp, where is our mother?...... The turtle smiled and said, "I'm not your mother. Your mother has two big eyes on top of her head and is dressed in green. ”

…… At some point, the frog's tail was gone. They follow their mothers and go to catch pests every day. ”

The young homeroom teacher finished reading it with emotion and looked at the reactions of her classmates, and she was very satisfied. Just about to assign homework homework, the bell rang after class, and the head teacher was excited, "6+1": "yo, saag~"

The children were stunned for a moment, and then laughter rang out, thinking that the head teacher was joking with them.

The head teacher rushed out of the door with a red face, forgot to assign homework when he went home, and ran out of the door, and the head teacher said to himself: "What's wrong with me?"

And Dayu, who is good at learning, thought that "6+1" was also the content of today's class, and it looked down at its bear's paw: "Grrr......"

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