314. Done (3/5)
I'm not afraid of a lot of stupid carvings, I'm afraid of gathering a nest.
Jill is always a good person, but let alone invention, Lao Yang is apprehensive about his invention.
The previous experiences had cast a psychological shadow on Lao Yang, and every time he saw Jill's new invention, he had to rack his brains to find a way to say compliments that seemed to be a bit of intelligence.
It was also in front of Jill that Lao Yang discovered that it was difficult to say compliments, and it was not easy for those eunuchs in ancient times to serve the faint king, because it was very painful to talk nonsense with a clear conscience.
This time Jill's words scared him, the invention that could change the world? The last time he said that, he was called Steve Jobs.
Lao Yang didn't think that Jill was the second generation of Jobs, so he guessed that Jill's invention this time might be earth-shattering and difficult to deal with, so he simply dragged the goods: "It's better to dance." ”
Zhang Jinjie is very active, in college in order to chase a Tibetan girl practiced the Guozhuang dance, and the Guozhuang dance is for everyone to dance in a circle, if there is a bonfire in the circle, it would be better.
Now, there is a campfire.
Although all he saw were fresh faces and black people, he didn't care, and when a black man started dancing, he took Agatha's hand and walked in, and then put on a pot dance.
The Nabezhuang dance is full of rhythm, which is very suitable for this kind of bonfire activity.
The Zulu people are very sensitive to the rhythm and rhythm of dance, they have no relevant training, but they are all connoisseurs, this is their natural skill, just like the natural skill of the descendants of Yan and Huang is farming.
Looking at Zhang Jinjie's dancing, more than a dozen people around him applauded, and some people were interested in this dance, so they came up and followed him and learned to dance.
Zhang Jinjie is very outgoing, and he enthusiastically guides the group of people who follow the study, so unconsciously he actually brought up the rhythm, and a group of people danced the pot village dance around the bonfire.
After a dance, dozens of Zulus came up to pat Zhang Jinjie on the back, which was appreciated.
Zhang Jinjie was fluttering, wiping his sweat and said to Yang Shubao: "Should buddy really stay in this tribe? Do you feel that buddy is born to adapt to such an environment? Look at the people here, how much they like me, I don't think anyone likes you." ”
Yang Shubao said lightly: "Maybe they see that your skin color is similar to their own, and they think that you are also black." ”
Zhang Jinjie raised his middle finger and laughed at him: "Your grandson is envious, jealous and hateful." ”
He was right to bring Zhang Jinjie to participate in this bonfire event, this kid is very suitable for this atmosphere.
The main reason is that Zhang Jinjie likes to join in the fun, he is adrift at sea all the year round, and he is really bored and afraid, just like the stationmaster of Merlin hates a noisy environment, but Zhang Jinjie likes it the most.
As the sun set, Jill's father, Patriarch Poe Sr., came out to announce the start of the bonfire, and his people cheered, several people beckoned to Zhang Jinjie to join the dancing procession, and some brought him beer.
So Zhang Jinjie led the dance while drinking, and someone gave a bottle of wine after drinking, anyway, he didn't know how much he drank in the end, and the dance posture had been changed to drunken boxing.
In the middle of the moon, the event ended, and the blacks who had come to participate in the event dispersed.
Yang Shubao helped Zhang Jinjie to the side of the road and said, "You are drunk." ”
Zhang Jinjie staggered down, he wiped his mouth and said: "No, I'm not drunk, it's just a little too much, well, I'm a little drunk, a little too much, I'm fine, keep coming." ”
"Go on, go on, spit up, the event is over, it's time for us to go home." Yang Shubao said angrily.
Zhang Jinjie shook his head: "What are you spitting on? I'm fine! It's just a little uncomfortable!"
Yang Shubao coaxed him and said, "I'll pat you on the back, and you won't feel uncomfortable if you spit it out." ”
Hearing this, Zhang Jinjie suddenly looked at him and laughed stupidly.
Lao Yang made him look at the bottom of his heart: "What are you laughing at?"
"You are so good to me, how good it would be if you were a woman, I will do you well. ”
Yang Shubao said: "You hurry up and vomit, I'm afraid that you will vomit in my car later!
While saying that, he patted Zhang Jinjie on the back hard, Zhang Jinjie was slapped by him and coughed again and again, coughed for a while and began to vomit.
Agatha came over with a glass of water and asked Zhang Jinjie to rinse her mouth in distress.
It was not too early, Zhang Jinjie finished vomiting, and Yang Shubao drove them back to the town.
He sent Zhang Jinjie back to the hotel first, and Agatha said, "I'll take care of him, you go and send Nicole home first." ”
Yang Shubao looked at Zhang Jinjie's confused appearance and said, "Okay, then I'm bothering you." ”
Agatha smiled, "It's okay, I'm good friends with him." ”
Black Pearl is really good at taking care of people, she helped Zhang Jinjie to bed and went to wash a towel to cover his face.
Yang Shubao relieved himself, and after sending Nicole back, he went home and went to sleep.
He slept well until the morning sun rose and he was woken up by the sound of birds.
Needless to say, it was the couple parrots who came to him again.
Although the couple parrots can't speak, they are very smart, and they found out that Yang Shubao did not sleep in the tin room but moved to the tree house, so except for the previous few days when they went to the tin house as usual to make noise, they came to the tree house to call.
Yang Shubao slept late last night, this will still be a little sleepy, fortunately he did not collect the life spring yesterday, this life spring is enriched again, and it can already produce a small cup a day.
He drank the fountain of life, and as the pool of mana was filled, his mental state quickly became full.
So facing the rising sun, he first came to a set of 'fighting preparation' boxing, and then came to a set of 'times are calling' boxing, after the two sets of punches, it felt the same as cultivating immortals, fluttering like immortals.
"It's so comfortable!" Lao Yang opened his arms to the east.
Wake up in the morning and embrace the sun, oh yes!
To his surprise, someone came running early.
Zhang Jinjie.
Zhang Jinjie was very haggard, with red eyes, messy hair, pale lips, and a colorless face.
"What's wrong with the brothers, let people do it?" Lao Yang laughed while nibbling on a banana.
Zhang Jinjie muttered: "No, it's me, I did Agatha last night!"
Time stood still in this moment.
It took Yang Shubao more than ten seconds to digest the words, and then he swallowed his saliva and asked, "Are you kidding?"
Zhang Jinjie smiled bitterly.
"Did you do it forcibly?" Yang Shubao asked anxiously, if this is the case, his brother is going to go to a prison in South Africa full of big men.
Zhang Jinjie shook his head: "No, no, I kissed her with the strength of wine, and then everything was logical, this will Agatha is still asleep, I was awakened by urine, and then I hurried to find you......"
"We have to take care of this matter, don't worry, I'll try to help you settle ......"
"Settle what?"
"Didn't you come to me just so that I could help you settle this matter?
Zhang Jinjie looked at him in surprise and said: "I came to you to show off, my brother not only solved the problem of being single, but also directly solved the problem of being alone! What is she pestering me? I told Agatha last night that the two of us are a couple!"