The first man on Earth was not Australopithecus 2 million years ago, but him.

I don't know when he began to appear on the earth out of thin air, and as soon as he appeared, he looked like a modern man, which also seems to have laid the final route for the development of mankind in the future!

At the beginning, he would still calculate the loss of time, but I don't know how many years have passed, he has never had the slightest sign of aging or dying, even if he is seriously injured, it will heal immediately, and he is like the creator god, witnessing the beginning of everything on earth.

In the Cambrian period, he saw the birth of countless creatures, and he also ate some creatures out of hunger! He also wanted to dominate, but these creatures couldn't understand what he said. Later, he simply wiped out these thoughts, and the next Ordovician, Silurian, Devonian, Permian, and Sanbon completely grinded his heart to only a trace of water, and in the end he even began to feel bored and wanted to die, he had not eaten for tens of thousands of years, but except for a lot of stomach problems, there was no sign of dying at all!

It wasn't until the dinosaurs appeared that he had a little fun in his life, and since then the road to death has begun.

He challenged the Tyrannosaurus Rex, was bitten by the Tyrannosaurus Rex and ate it into his stomach, and he also relied on a pile of leftover minced meat to come back to life, again and again

After chasing other dinosaurs, he also built a castle with his bare hands, but then he was trampled by dinosaurs, and he began to travel to every corner of the earth, he swam across the Pacific Ocean, the Atlantic Ocean, exhausted himself, and swam for decades before he came ashore, and in the years that followed, he continued to do such trips.

65 million years ago, the explosion caused by an extraterrestrial meteorite made the dinosaurs extinct, and he once again saw the hope of letting himself die. But in the end, they all survived. In the following dull days, he passed with his eyes closed again, but if wasting time was a painful thing, then he was definitely the most painful.

Later, he found the coldest place on Earth and froze himself in an ice layer until the appearance of humans.

He broke the ice and spent many years traveling from Antarctica back to Y State, and that was the first time he met someone who looked similar to him, so he thought about competing. And the other party also thought that he had some hostility and launched an attack on him, and at that time they were the most primitive collision! As a result, the ape was beaten to pieces by his punch!

He realized that he was very powerful! Because there had been nothing to compare with before, he smashed the stone mountain with one punch and exploded the Tyrannosaurus Rex, which was something he was used to.

It took many more years for his life to be fun!

In the Stone Age, he also became the king of the tribe, but he had no ambition to be the king, after hundreds of millions of years, everything had already been smoothed out, his tribe was swallowed, and he was beheaded.

Since then, he has known that he has no talent for kingship, so he has followed all kinds of leaders to fight everywhere!

He followed Chiyou to beat the Yellow Emperor, was beheaded! Follow Dayu to control the water, when the Shang Dynasty he joined the army to fight the Zhou Wu King Ji Fa, and finally was beheaded, and the Zhou Dynasty was established.

When he was in the Zhou Dynasty, he had his first name, and he wanted to be a domineering person, so he named himself Li Ba!

Time pushed to the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, during that period of wars everywhere, Li Ba could be seen in the armies of almost every vassal state, but at the same time he was also an "invisible man"

He entered the state of Zhao and was beheaded by Bai Qi in the war with the state of Qin, and after the unification of the state of Qin, Li Ba got tired of fighting and went to become a scholar, and he was a victim of Qin's book burning pit Confucianism.

After Li Ba stopped being a scholar, he wanted to experience life again, and was dragged to build the Great Wall, he was the only one who survived from the beginning of the construction to the completion of the Great Wall!

After the Qin Dynasty was destroyed, he met the overlord Xiang Yu, Li Ba appreciated this person very much, and followed him to fight the world, from the beginning to the end, he has always been in Xiang Yu's troops, although in the end Xiang Yu died, he could not escape the fate of being beheaded.

During the advancement of hundreds of years, during the Three Kingdoms period, he followed Cao Cao to fight the world, and Li Ba was beheaded by Liu Bei and Sun Quan. Until the time when Sanfang became the emperor, he was tired of being beheaded like this, and found a valley to sleep in.

He didn't wake up until all sorts of creatures began to grow on his body!

The first thing Li Ba did when he woke up was that he was dragged by the army of the Great Sui to repair the canal!! After the canal was completed, he jumped into the canal, he stayed at the bottom of the river for many years, his lungs exploded again and again, and even later, he got used to the underwater life, until now, he can live in the water without breathing.

When the Tang Dynasty was prosperous, he was infected by those poems, but he didn't have literary talent, so he decided to change his name, and after thinking about it, he finally changed Li Ba to "Wang Busi", since he won't die, although he can't be a king, but he also has a heart to be a king, so let's call it

"People have three thousand diseases in life and old age, but they will not die if they don't think about it" This is the only poem he wrote

In the later years, he worked hard to be a mortal, and he would join the army wherever he needed to fight. Until modern times. Everything has developed, but the eunuch is something that Wang Busi has never dared to try.

Then he continued to make progress in the process of development, Wang Busi followed the torrent of the times, he started a business, robbed a bank, killed people, was shot in prison, and he never had his own identity. He also started a family of his own, but he always left everything and disappeared when his wife was forty years old. He hates others dying in front of him the most, for hundreds of millions of years, he has had friends, but in the end, he is the only one left, so Wang Busi decided to experience all the life he can live.

What are you doing recently, Wang Busi is experiencing life, preparing to take the college entrance examination, mathematics is really the only one that is difficult for him, facing the ocean of knowledge, Wang Busi thinks about it like this, "drowning" in it, what number set, what tangent point, quadrant These things are all the existence that makes him crazy to death.

But if you want to say that the only thing Wang Busi has gotten after so many hundreds of millions of years, then he still has superpowers, that is, this immortal body and that he himself doesn't know how huge the power is.