1365 That's a lot of nonsense
Only then did Yang Dingtian notice that there was a tooth mark on the neck of the handsome foreign guy, with blood marks, and then there was a dead snake next to the bed, which was a cobra.
Jiao Li Meng Dao: " I flew over from Sister Tang in the morning, and I accidentally saw this guy playing with snakes in the window, gringos, and still playing snakes, I thought it was so strange, I thought he was an Indian Ah San, because he was light black, and later found out that it was not, and the purpose of this guy playing with snakes was to want to commit suicide in a fancy way, so I kept staring at him, but this guy was crooked, saying that he wanted to commit suicide, and refused to die, when it was almost noon, Sister Tang was about to get off work, so I flew over, and when I came back, I was dead, so I called you quickly. ”
Yang Dingtian said: "You know he is going to commit suicide?"
"yes. Jiao Limeng nodded: "He grabbed the snake, talking to the snake, saying that if he wanted the snake to bite him to death, don't let him hurt too much, and don't pester him after death, twitter, a big man, a lot of nonsense, say death, let's die." ”
His words made Yang Dingtian almost laugh.
"Lao Ding, you said that I took his house, is it okay?" asked Jiao Limeng.
"Okay. Yang Dingtian said: "But his spirit body can't be found, and all his circumstances can't be understood." ”
"No matter. Jiao Li Meng waved his wings: "I'll take revenge on his house first." ”
"What revenge are you going to take again?" Yang Dingtian was curious.
"It's Jiang Qi's **. Jiao Li Meng said hatefully: "Originally, Jiang Hao was pregnant with my child, she wanted to give birth, but as a result, Jiang Qi said this ** behind her ear, she actually hid it from me and beat it off, to be honest, I don't hate Jiang Hao very much, I really didn't look good in those three years, but Jiang Qi, I will never let her go." ”
He waved his wings vigorously and said: "Jiang Qi's ** is the most snobbish, especially kneeling and licking foreigners, no matter black or white, as long as she is a foreigner, she is tall in her eyes, she always says that she is unlucky, if she is lucky, she must marry a foreigner, even if it is an African." ”
"What do you mean?"
"It's very simple, isn't it kneeling and licking foreigners?" Jiao Limeng sneered: "I'll borrow this foreigner's house to seduce her, that **, I will definitely go to bed as soon as I hook it, and then I will take it down and send it to her husband, her husband will definitely beat her, and then I will say that I will take her abroad, she will definitely divorce, and when she happily gets on the plane with me, I will kick her again." ”
He said with a smug expression: "How about my revenge?"
"It's ok. Yang Dingtian laughed, not saying anything: "Then you can go into his house." ”
As he spoke, he knocked on Meng's head, Jiaoli Meng's spirit body came out of the shell, and Yang Dingtian wrapped it in spiritual power, sent it to the foreign handsome guy's spiritual aperture, and sent it in.
The handsome foreign guy's body shook, opened his eyes suddenly, and then jumped up, still scorching away from Meng's voice, but slightly changed his tone: "Ah, it hurts, Lao Ding, what's going on, why does it hurt so much?"
"A snake bite must have hurt. ”
Yang Dingtian laughed, took spiritual water and flower mud, and applied it to the wound on Jiaoli Meng's neck.
"Hey, it doesn't hurt, it's cool and comfortable. Jiao Limeng immediately smiled: "Lao Ding, your elixir is really effective." ”
Then he twisted his waist and said: "Lao Ding, you help me see, this guy is not strong, I have to Jiang Qi's ** this time, I actually listened to Jiang Hao's words, and said that I can't do it in bed, and I'm angry." ”
Yang Dingtian laughed: "This handsome guy's house is good, it's quite strong, but he has been poisoned by snakes, and his internal organs are a little damaged, let me help you solve it, open your mouth." ”
Jiaoli Meng Yiyan opened his mouth, and Yang Dingtian used a flower to pocket a few drops of spiritual water into Jiaoli Meng's mouth.
Jiao Limeng swallowed it in one gulp, his mouth was full of coolness, and he couldn't help but shout: "Lao Ding, don't be so stingy, even if it's the fairy dew, you can reward two more drops, okay?"
Yang Dingtian smiled: "You know it's the fairy dew, how much more do you want?"
The well water in the spiritual well is full, but Yang Dingtian will not give more, people's hearts are very cheap, anything is worthless, and if you don't appreciate it, you don't appreciate it.
Besides, it's nothing more than a little snake venom, there are so many drops of spiritual water, which is enough to detoxify, and it can also strengthen the body, Jiaoli Meng's sexual performance is not strong, with these few drops of spiritual water in the mouth, there is no need to worry at all, and the body as a whole will be adjusted to the most worried.
Speaking of which, in fact, the women of Yang Dingtian are the most blessed, licking him outside and pouring it inside, mixing inside and outside, one by one blooming like flowers, all of them are getting more and more beautiful, and their bodies are getting better and better, of course, as people who can accept their bodies, Yang Dingtian is the happiest.
Jiao Limeng moved his body, let go of a few stinky farts, twisted his waist a few times, and shouted: "Comfortable, comfortable, it's like drinking a can of mint tea, it's refreshing from head to toe, anyway, I suddenly feel that it's better to be a person, if you are a bird, although you are free, you can only watch when you see a beautiful woman, and you can't get on it." ”
Yang Dingtian smiled: "Who do you have a crush on?"
"Not a lot. Jiao Limeng suddenly became energetic: "These days, I have really hooked up with a few beauties, and they take a bath and do sex or something, I have basically seen it, and they also like me, but it's a pity that I am a bird, otherwise I would be happy." ”
"Just because you are a bird, people like you, if you are a human, how can people like you easily. Yang Dingtian laughed: "And according to what you said, beautiful women are still having sex with people, then they all have husbands or boyfriends, if you are human, people may not pay attention to you." ”
"Not necessarily. Jiao Limeng's eyes rolled: "Hey, Lao Ding, if I don't bet the two of you, I'll borrow this foreigner's house, first clean up Jiang Qi's **, and then go to soak the beauties I fancie, among the five I fancy it, if I can soak in three, even if I win, if it's less than three, even if you win, how about it?"
"Okay. Yang Dingtian was also happy: "If you win, I will help you cultivate the truth, don't dare to say anything else, a hundred years later, I also guarantee that you can play with women." ”
"It's a deal. Jiao Li Meng Daxi: "High-five is an oath." ”
Yang Dingtian slapped his hands with a haha.
If other foreigners dared to brag about soaking Chinese women in front of Yang Dingtian, Yang Dingtian would definitely give him a lesson that he would never forget, but Jiao Limeng said otherwise.
is still the same sentence, the butt determines the head, and the position determines the battlefield, just like Long Jie, standing in the original position of Yang Dingtian, this is a scumbag, it is simply incurable, but when he stands in Ren Wanlian's position, he feels that he is not so eye-catching, as soon as Ren Wanlian shed tears, he even directly unblocked the yang vein for Long Jie.
Of course, he knew that what he was doing was wrong, but he was not God, of course he had to stand on his own side, and as for the others, he couldn't care so much.