Chapter 4 Wine as a Song (Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation)
The moon is nearly half-bent, and it is as bright as a cracked silver plate.
This is a magnificently decorated courtyard in Xijiaoling, the moonlit night is dim, the crows are neighing on the dead branches, but the guests in the courtyard are still pushing the cups and changing the lamps, and the sound of singing and dancing is endless.
Everyone enjoyed this festive atmosphere, noisy and jubilant, but they didn't know that the fiery death was coming!
In the middle of the courtyard, there is a big singing stage, dancing girls wearing cloud sleeves, singing and dancing, round after round of graceful dance, so that the people who are intoxicated feel beautiful and overwhelmed.
There are more than a dozen tables of banquets around the stage, and the guests are all celebrities from the town, and the stage is facing a tall plaque, on which the two big characters of Shifu are proudly framed.
The owner of this family is called Shi Pan, a big boss in Qingyuan Town, and today is the birthday of his eight-year-old son, Shi Han.
The dancing girls on the stage are enchanting and moving, and Shi Han's mother on the stage is holding the little hand of the nine-year-old Shi Han, pointing to the dancers on the stage and asking Xiao Shi Han, "Do you look good at the big sisters on the stage?"
"Good-looking"
"Hehe, stinky boy, let you marry a big sister and marry home, are you happy?"
"Not happy"
"Then which girl do you like, my mother will help you say a matchmaker"
"Really, I like them all, mother, I'm going to marry these beautiful big sisters home and dig loaches with me"
Bang~, a loud brain melon collapsed on Shi Han's head,
"You stupid boy, did you marry a daughter-in-law just to let your daughter-in-law play loaches with you?"
"Mother, why are you beating me, it hurts" Shi Han looked at his mother with tears in his eyes.
"Little girl, you are eight years old, don't cry, you are a man, you have to be strong, it is difficult to find a daughter-in-law in the future, stand in front of you to protect you, what does it look like?"
"Mother, I hate it, you don't want me to cry when you beat someone, I want to tell my dad to go" After speaking, Shi Han ran to a middle-aged man with a big belly in small steps, "Dad, my mother bullied me again, woo woo"
"Silly boy, didn't I tell you, your mother, that's not called beating, that's the education of love, your mother beat me when she was young, uh, no, love me more than love you. Just bear with it, just grow up."
"When I grow up, won't my mother beat me?"
"No, I mean when you grow up, your skin becomes harder, and it doesn't hurt much when you fight, hahaha"
"Hahaha" Ye Han, who was lying on the bamboo bed, also laughed at this time, when he opened his eyes, there was nothing in front of him except darkness, and the scene just now was like a floating bubble, which was disillusioned the moment he opened his eyes.
"It's been five years, it's been five years since I came to the Ye family" Ye Han turned sideways, slowly supported his body with his elbows and got up from the bed, and then exhaled deeply, just moving his body, as if he had exhausted all his strength. It seems that I was not lightly injured this time.
"Is the gap really so big" Ye Han couldn't help but look at a white circle in his palm and sighed.
Even though every time he moved, there was soreness and pain all over his body, Ye Han still supported the edge of the bed with one hand and slowly sat on the desk by the window.
"The moon is so round today."
Sighing at the moonlight tonight, Ye Han suddenly exhaled a long breath, and then slowly closed his eyes, at this time Ye Han actually began to recall the first time he was "beaten".
In the past, within a safe distance, Ye Yan'er could completely protect herself from harm.
Soon Ye Hanbian summed up the first conclusion, the safety distance has to be changed!"Ten meters is not good, nine meters? It doesn't seem to be much different, eight meters, it seems to be quite auspicious." ”
The problem of safe distance was solved, and Ye Han thought of an unexpected gain of himself this time, that is, the power of the Thunderbolt Heavenly Punishment!
I didn't expect that Tian Zhu, who had stored the sixth-order spiritual power of the Spirit of War, would be able to blow up the body protection aura of the first-order warrior, so I would have known that I would find Old Man Ye Hong or the door master to inject the spiritual power into it.
The old man Ye Hong in Ye Han's mouth is the seventh elder of the Ye family's seventh courtyard, and he is also the pavilion master in charge of the Ye family's Tianqiao Pavilion, short and fat, hehe, with a white beard under his mouth, his hobby on weekdays is to play tricks on the Ye family's juniors, most of Ye Han's personality is also caused by Ye Hong's good education, and he pulls Ye Han to drum up some gadgets on weekdays.
Although Ye Hong likes to tease students like Ye Han on weekdays, wandering around, he is the elder who seems to be the most idle, especially he loves to drink, he is addicted to alcohol, and after getting drunk, he is crazy like a leper dog, known as a thousand cups without pouring, but those who are familiar with him know that he is a thousand cups that does not pour, he is simply an old wine worm, drunk, and falls asleep with his head down, regardless of the occasion.
The most famous drunken gaffe of the Seventh Elder was that at a banquet in the Ye family, he toasted to the people present three times, and then threw down the wine glass himself, turning three times to the left and three times to the right. When asked what he was doing, he said, "I'm looking for a door, Tenai's, why is this door so narrow?"
Then everyone laughed, and the owner couldn't help but laugh at him and said, "Seventh brother, your swaggering left one is shaking, and the right one is staggering, of course, this door is not enough for you, I will dismantle it another day, expand three feet for you, today you will be wronged, go and rest, hahaha"
After speaking, I saw the chubby Ye Hong standing on tiptoe, raising his hands above his head to form a love ring, leaning sideways, like a crab, stretching out his short fat right foot, and drawing a small circle in the air before his toes landed, as if he was using his toes to test the depth of the landing place of his feet, and finally stepped on it with one foot, and his right foot followed so carefully. Accidentally walked in a hurry, like someone pushed him from behind, staggered forward, and threw himself to the ground when he was unstable, lying on the ground.
Everyone looked at Ye Hong's appearance, they really wanted to hold back their laughter, and there was another burst of laughter, and there were a few young law enforcement supervisors, who were not practicing enough, and they couldn't hold their concentration, laughing and laughing, their stomachs cramped, and they vomited directly with laughter.
Of course Ye Han didn't miss such a fun thing, at that time, he was just thinking about pulling Ye Yan'er to take him to the roof to watch the beautiful big sisters dance, but he didn't expect to see the embarrassment of the fat elder who loves to play tricks on weekdays. The laughing Ye Han rolled on the roof.
Ye Hong, who was lying on the ground, rolled around, facing the ceiling, a carp stiffened and wanted to stand up, but his legs stood up, but his stomach was too heavy, and his waist was not straight, so he snapped and sat on the cold floor again.
The second elder glanced at the guards on both sides to help Ye Hong up, but Ye Congshan, who was in charge, waved his hand, and then said, "People, living is to be happy, today's banquet is all your own family, why be so restrained, second brother"
After speaking, he stretched out his palm again, made a gesture of invitation, and said to the Seventh Elder Ye Hong, "Please continue your performance......
"Cut, you can press it first, hold it back, and if you don't occupy it, you won't take it and fold it," Ye Hong said inarticulately, and then lay down again, and rolled to the feet of Ye Congshan.
Ye Congshan was puzzled, "Seventh brother, what are you?"
"Cut, up to the shelf, the mud can be cut to the music, the folded corner soft egg is not a car"
(Cut, big brother, you can see it, this trick is my original stunt, meat bullet flying, take-off !!)
It turned out that Ye Hong rolled to the foot of Ye Cong Mountain to accumulate strength, but I saw him roll straight towards the door from the foot of Ye Cong Mountain, and the speed was getting faster and faster.
But just when Ye Hong's body was about to roll out of the door, his big belly and the threshold rebounded with a fleshy feeling, directly bounced Ye Hong's whole person out of the roof.
At this time, Ye Hanye, who was on the roof, was followed by the seedlings, Ye Yan'er's eyes were fast, and he flashed quickly, but he didn't have time to bring Ye Han, Ye Han, who was still laughing at Ye Hong, the big fat man, one second ago, and the next second he was chased by Ye Hong with two people in the dark night
Looking at Ye Hong's wonderful operation, and then turned into a meteor and left, the door master Ye Congshan did not forget to wave goodbye to Ye Hong in the air and shouted, "Seventh brother, walk slowly, the road is slippery in the dark, don't bump into people! It's not good to bump into flowers and plants, they are all to be deducted from your Tianqiao Pavilion Door artificial money, pay attention to safety!"
After that, under this antics that ended with Ye Hong's soaring skyrocket, Ye Hong disappeared for seven days, until the head of the family held a clan meeting and sent people to look for Ye Hong, and finally relied on Ye Han, who knew Ye Hong a lot, to find this old wine worm with a strange method.
That day, Ye Han searched everywhere to no avail, so he came to the pond by the Ye family's willows again, and the thin-eyed Ye Han found that there was a place in the middle of the pond that had been bubbling non-stop.
As soon as the hook was thrown down, Ye Hong was fished up. Because of this, he was personally praised by Ye Congshan, the head of the Ye family, and was awarded the medal of the first witty youth of the Ye family.
When Ye Han got the medal, he was still very happy at the time, and went back to take a bite, "Cut, it's actually copper, pick the door" The gold and jade outside are all iron ore with reefs, and the next day Ye Han took it to the iron shop and changed it for a hammer.