Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 71 First Sight of Senior Brother and Senior Brother
It had been a long time since he sent the old woman to Li Xuanzong, the head of the Shushan faction, and although Wu Gang didn't know what the old woman's situation was, Li Xuanzong was thinking that everything would be fine, and he couldn't find where Li Xuanzong was now.
On this day, Wu Gang finished his cultivation, and when he was bored, he went to the Internet café in the town under Shu Mountain to play games.
After playing for an unknown amount of time, he got bored and began to search for the latest movies on the Internet to watch.
Just as he was fascinated, he suddenly wanted to go to the bathroom, and just as he was about to get up, he felt as if he was surrounded by people.
He turned his head to look and saw three young people who did not fit the atmosphere of the Internet café at all, watching a movie with him intently.
The reason why it is not in line with the atmosphere of the Internet café is mainly that these three young people are too handsome.
"Hey, buddy, this can't be the latest Avengers, right? It's not a gun version, you really have a set. ”
As the young man spoke, he simply pulled over an unmanned chair next to him and sat next to Wu Gang.
Wu Gang was speechless, are these people familiar with each other or what's going on, why did they treat his table as a movie theater.
But he didn't care, he got up and went to the toilet, and when he came back, he was surprised to find that his place was not occupied, but that there were some more people gathered around him, men and women.
Wu Gang fell silent, is this movie so good?
In this weird atmosphere, Wu Gang watched the whole movie sweating profusely, and when he got up again and wanted to ask for water from the network administrator, a girl consciously handed him a bottle of unboiled water.
"Brother, look for a new movie, I found that you really have a set of movies to look for, and I searched for some movies on the Internet for many days and couldn't find them. ”
A girl is very familiar with Wu Gang, her voice is very good, giving people a cute feeling.
Since the girl was invited, Wu Gang was also happy, and it took a long time to find the movie that the girl wanted to watch.
In such a very harmonious atmosphere, Wu Gang was stunned from morning to evening, he had only rushed the Internet bill for two hours, and he was stunned by this group of strange people for several hours.
When the sun set, Wu Gang had Shushan Xuangong on his body, so he naturally would not feel the slightest sleepiness, but the people next to him did not have the slightest sleepiness, and even Wu Gang found that these people did not seem to have gone to the toilet or left to eat since the morning.
"Could it be that Jing Yixuan's ghost is the ghost again? I called these people over and prepared to kidnap me, what am I?"
Wu Gang couldn't help but fall into a fantasy, he even made up the plot of the spy movie he had just watched and brought himself into it.
After the last movie, Wu Gang got up to leave, and these people also cheered up, which scared Wu Gang for a while, and had an urge to call the police.
These people all looked at Wu Gang with a smile and expressed their gratitude, and Wu Gang relieved himself and prepared to leave.
What he didn't expect was that as soon as he walked out of the Internet café, he saw that the group of men and women also followed.
Wu Gang began to involuntarily make up a lot of movie scenes in his heart, after all, he watched a movie for a day today.
Walking to the side of Shu Mountain, Wu Gang turned his head and saw that these people were still following him, and they all seemed to be fine. didn't care at all about himself following behind Wu Gang.
Wu Gang posed in a classic pose of Huang Feihong, facing these people: "Let the horses come here, what are your intentions in sneaking up on me, are you trying to kidnap me for my beauty?"
Those men and women watched Wu Gang's performance with a strange look, and they all whispered in a low voice.
Wu Gang was very embarrassed and said: "Hey, what do you want to do? What are you doing, one by one, haven't you ever seen someone as handsome as me? I'm not a star, so I won't follow me like this, although we watched a movie together in an Internet café for a day, but now there is no computer, and I don't have a movie to show you, if you want a website, I can tell you now, there is no need to follow me, are you going to scare me to death?"
He muttered a lot, and those people suddenly looked at Wu Gang with a look at rare animals.
"Ahem, junior brothers and sisters, don't make trouble, this is the new junior brother, right? Don't panic, they are so virtuous. ”
A steady voice came from behind Wu Gang, although it was steady, but the rhetoric always made people feel awkward.
Wu Gang turned around again and looked at a young man wearing a white shirt and black-rimmed glasses that suddenly appeared behind him.
This man is very stable in appearance, and he seems to be a little more handsome than Wu Gang.
The man smiled at Wu Gang and said, "Hey, junior brother, I'm your senior brother, well, just came out of retreat." ”
Wu Gang was suddenly shocked: "Senior brother, I haven't seen any Shushan disciples for more than half a year since I came to Shushan, how did you come out?"
The man said, "Didn't I say that I was in retreat? I just got out of the customs today, and when I heard the master say that he had taken in another disciple, I wanted to come and have a look." By the way, my name is Shang Junhao. ”
Shang Junhao, the eldest disciple of the Shushan faction, said to Wu Gang very gently, and he pointed to the group of people next to Wu Gang: "These are our junior brothers and sisters, who flew back from other places when they heard that I was going out of the customs today." ”
Wu Gang squinted his eyes and said, "Really, what do they mean by following me, is it some kind of so-called newcomer baptism?"
One of those girls said, "Wow, is this guy reading too many novels? Everyone is a cultivator, a newcomer baptism or something, does he think that we are the kind of sect in the novel, the kind of person with high seniority who bullies the newcomer with ultra-low emotional intelligence?"
Wu Gang was silent for a while, and said, "Then you follow me for a long time and don't speak, how do I know that you are also from the Shushan faction." ”
The girl smiled and said, "I'm sorry, we just want to see what the master said about the big man is like, handsome or not." ”
Wu Gang suddenly said excitedly: "How is it? Handsome, right?"
The girl said: "It's not very handsome, although it's beautiful, but it's not as beautiful as I thought, and there are a lot of words, I feel that you are very frivolous." ”
Wu Gang said: "What's frivolous? The biggest advantage of people is that they can express their thoughts and opinions, and we are still the first time we meet, of course I have to say more to open up the situation so that I can get acquainted as soon as possible." ”
Hearing this, the girl looked at Wu Gang deeply and said, "Hey, you have ruined the beautiful image I had when I didn't meet yet, why do boys talk so much." ”
Wu Gang smiled: "Really, I think if a person doesn't talk much, life will be very dull, right?"
The girl nodded and said, "That's right, I'll introduce you to you, this is Yang Jian, Li Lang ·····"
She directly told Wu Gang the names of the nearly twenty Shushan disciples present, and it seemed that she had more words than Wu Gang.
Wu Gang only listened to a rough idea, and he remembered that the name of the girl in front of him was Gongsun Jiao, and he remembered this name because he felt that this name was very like a novel character.
After Gongsun Jiao's introduction, Wu Gang nodded and said: "Well, I know, hello senior brothers and sisters, in Xia Wu Gang, I just arrived in Shushan for half a year, and we met for the first time today, please bear with me for the offense just now." ”
Those people also saluted Wu Gang one after another: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we should have identified ourselves earlier, and you were frightened." ”
Shang Junhao was very happy to see this scene, and he said loudly: "There is one more person in our Shushan faction, and this person seems to like the lively appearance, now that it is so late, let's go to the town to eat barbecue." ”
"Barbecue!Okay, senior brother, you are really a fellow practitioner, the oily barbecue, sprinkled with cumin chili, the aroma is extremely attractive, this is the most delicious food in the world, senior brother, this decision you made is really wise, you are a good brother who is united and loving!"
Wu Gang praised Shang Junhao, and praised this honest looking senior brother so much that he blushed, he didn't expect that he was so good.
The main thing is that now this point is only barbecue. Does your junior brother like to eat barbecue so much?
On the barbecue stall in Shushan Town, twenty people were crowded here, Wu Gang let go of himself under the bonus of the barbecue BUFF, and all kinds of jokes and stories emerged one after another, provoking these people to think that they were watching a live-action version of cross talk.
Gongsun Jiao laughed loudly and looked at Wu Gang and said, "It turns out that junior brother, are you so interesting? It seems that your future girlfriend will be very happy." ”
Wu Gang smiled: "Haha, yes? I don't have a girlfriend yet, but thanks to you for saying that, senior sister, thank you, thank you." Boss, thirty more strings!"
When the barbecue boss who was giggling on the side heard this, he was very sloppy and grilled more than 30 skewers in front of Wu Gang.
He is so happy today, firstly, because of the jokes told by Wu Gang, and secondly, because so many people eat barbecue, he can make some money today.
Wu Gang feasted and chatted with everyone again.
It turned out that these people had been cultivating in Shushan for ten years, and then went down the mountain to experience it for a long time.
The reason why Wu Gang only saw one disciple of Wang Hui in the sect was mainly because Wang Hui had not yet entered the school for ten years, which was why Wang Hui was sent by Li Xuanzong to take Wu Gang into the mountain.
Of course, Wu Gang also learned an astonishing news, that is, the senior sister in charge of the sect suffered some kind of injury thousands of years ago, and that injury brought incurable yang poison to this senior uncle.
This group of people is now coming back to visit the senior brother to get out of the customs, and try to see if they can treat the senior uncle.
Gongsun Jiao smiled and pointed to a meticulously dressed human: "This junior brother, who is a doctor, is an internationally renowned kind, he said that he has found a kind of ice spirit stone, and he informed us to come and visit Uncle Shi together, and by the way, try to use this stone to see if we can cure Uncle Shi's yang poison." ”
After speaking, Gongsun Jiao also mysteriously leaned into Wu Gang's ear and said, "It is said that there are still some monks who want to snatch this ice spirit stone, and we came here to protect this stone and send it to the sect." ”