Chapter 982: Luban No. 7, IQ 250!

Brother Shenhao tirelessly teased the queen, and he didn't want to stop for a moment, and the queen didn't dump him as usual, and the sailors were already happy to see it.

"The enemy has 30 seconds left to reach the battlefield!"

After entering the game, Su Luo's big fish Zhuang Zhou obediently followed behind Xia Zihan's Luban No. 7.

It seems that this game starts with matching, Xia Zihan doesn't seem to care much about himself, as if he has something on his mind, his mood is a little low, Sister Su Xiaoduo interacts with her more than her, has she already found out? Su Luo said secretly, but it doesn't matter, you don't need to think about it, Xia Zihan's character is destined to be silent, a woman's heart is a needle, dealing with the big demon king, only teasing and not guessing, do you want to avoid it?

"My dear Queen Di, why did you choose a little short-legged machine man for this plate, is the eldest lady Sun Shangxiang not good, so I don't feel like protecting my sister. ”

“......”

"Okay, forget about the little short legs, I'm still mentally retarded two hundred and five, I'm afraid I'll lower my IQ after you, and it's too unruly to carry a small schoolbag, at least I should carry an explosives bag." ”

“......”

"Ah, hey, my dear Drop Queen, why don't you speak? ”

"I'm happy to play Luban No. 7, can you manage it? Are you a talker? I have nothing to say to you!"

Buzzing, the flies are endless, Xia Zihan's head is about to explode, crazy, I really can't stand this slut's dead face!

Look, it was broken in an instant, Su Luo grinned: "Are you angry with me?"

Xia Zihan was convinced: "Big brother, who are you, do I know you? Why should I be angry with you? and drink vinegar, I really ......"

"Why don't you know me?" Su Luo said with a little bohemian ruffian in his elegance and "No. 2, May No. 2, one hour before ten o'clock in the evening on May 2, 2018, you and I are with you, because you and I will remember this hour." From now on we will be friends for a minute, that's a fact, you can't change it, because it's gone, I'll come back tomorrow, and tonight you'll dream of me. ”

Su Xiaoduo "poofed": "Ah, hey, you're enough, you really have a lot of routines, and I guess it's a nightmare to dream of you!"

Su Luotian shamelessly: "It must be, otherwise how can you be qualified to name the bed sheet and be red at night!, my dear queen, don't be angry, I will give your Luban No. 7 a domineering opening or something, okay?"

Sister, is this angry? Sister, this is annoying you, Xia Zihan gritted his teeth: "No need! Shut your mouth and play a game, okay?"

You tell me?

As soon as Su Luo's words came out, the sailors in the entire live broadcast room said no!

"No way!"

"The wall is cracking, and I ask for a national service, and Luban asks for a !! fight"

"Brother Shenhao, you can paddle the water and ask the Buddha again!"

"Luban No. 7 Luban No. 7!"

"Hahahaha! Luban please fight, Harry Apu!"

......

Is it okay for water friends to riot directly, what's so good about the game? Compared to it, listening to Brother Shenhao's Tianxiu is the right thing, and the masses want to wear it!

It seems that the popularity of the hero of Xiao Luban is very high, speaking of which, it seems that every MABA game has a "team battle can be lost, so-and-so must die", born with a mocking aura, everyone loves to play and everyone wants to beat the hero when they see it, DOTA is the shadow demon, LOL is the captain of Timo, the glory of the king is obviously the little short-legged Luban No. 7, there is no escape skills, the crispy little short legs are still running slowly, and I don't know who to bully if I don't bully it.

"Okay, okay, a Luban No. 7 theme song, "IQ 250" for everyone!"

Rap and sing, anyway, the pig stream, follow the Luban No. 7 transfer, the Qing soldier line in the downward transfer, and the opposite side does not dare to come up to fight, Xia Zihan is still reluctant to talk to himself, a little boring, Su Luo clicked on the accompaniment music.

"The world is so mediocre that I have no friends

Go straight and don't pretentious, hide your life's pursuit

Forgive me for being short circuited when it's important

It's just crazy and you don't need a reason

.......”

"Wow!"

“66666666!”

"Good Duck!"

The sailors got excited and exclaimed, it's really okay, just come when you say it, amazing!

"I think I'm the best I can

There's a talent called technology

Shock the power of your opponents

I don't even believe it myself

Bet on an invention I love

Conquer the gravitational pull of the center of the earth

......

Talking about a few words of lyrics, an IQ explosion with a low expression quotient outlines the image of Luban No. 7's stupid and cute science and technology dead house.

Su Xiaoduo also pricked up her ears with interest to listen, this mysterious strange person is so cheap that he doesn't want to want it, but the singing is really good, especially after the song enters the B section, the naughty rap of the ghost horse, the rhythm is crispy and numb on the nerves, and the body seems to be out of control!

The sense of speed and fun brought by the jumping and catchy rhythm and acceleration makes people can't help but shake their heads together, and in the game screen, isn't the queen's Luban No. 7 at the moment roaming wantonly in the King's Canyon, walking along the way with "little short legs", listening to the brisk tune, full of charm.

The interlude and section C unexpectedly use a marching snare drum to play a guard of honor movement, bringing out a sentence of dead drag:

"IQ is harvested at will, and the audience is proud and arrogant!"

The naughty interpretation of Luban No. 7's ghost horse is incisive, and it is so addictive that people can't stop!

"Hahaha!"

"What a cow!"

"This song is so joyful!"

"Brother Shenhao is professional, right?"

"It's not professional that can be explained, it's a famous singer, even if it sings well, it's original!"

"Why is there such a master, we don't know?"

"Brother Shenhao, blow up your identity, I don't believe it if you say that you are an ordinary person!"

"It's too coquettish! The Glory of Kings official should ask Brother Shenhao to be the spokesperson!"

"However, Brother Shenhao is not short of money!"

"Poof~!It seems to be the truth, hahahaha!"

......

In the magical and dynamic melody rhythm, Xia Zihan couldn't help but shake his legs, it was really emotional, the song stopped abruptly at a "discordant" piano key sound, leaving the auditory teasing in the unstoppable excitement, and was made numb and itchy.

Xia Zihan hated in his heart, you still said that you are not Su Luo? It is almost 100% certain, hate, dead man, you wait for me!

Maybe it was the hero Luban No. 7 who played for himself came to a theme song, Xia Zihan couldn't tell it in his heart, and suddenly felt sweet, and the voice of the organ of Luban No. 7 came to his ears: "I have reduced the IQ of the other side, hehehe, it seems that I can't play my full strength!"

Xia Zihan snorted: "Death tease!"

"How's it going, brother's level is okay, right?"

After the song was sung, Su Luo came out and pretended to be forced, watching the barrage "666" scrolling screen of the sailors, and then said,

"Okay, okay, sit down, basic operation, basic operation, don't brush 6. You guys have lowered the grade of our queen's live broadcast room, you know no, you keep brushing six, it's awesome, it seems that the water friends who come to this live broadcast room to watch the live broadcast are very weak.

At this time, I should say, well, this person sings okay, the anchor game is not bad, it's okay, there's something. Eh, this not only compliments me, but also makes others think that the fans in this live broadcast room are unfathomable, and they all have something in their hands, isn't that the truth?"

Water Friends:

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Reasonable!"

"Well, in general, let's have another hero's!"

"Yes, is it okay to have a theme song for Li Bai's little brother?"

"Let's ......"

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Please remember that the first domain name of this book is:. Nine Heavenly God Emperors