Chapter 503: Oh no, Shuhang is going to blow up!
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The little monk stepped forward and stared straight into the Pitbull's eyes: "Shut up, stupid dog......! The little monk is about to unleash the wrath of Vajra!"
Unfortunately, the dog could not understand human speech, so the big dog barked more cheerfully: "Wangwang." Its expression became more hideous.
Professor Smith hurriedly pulled the dog leash desperately, for fear that the stupid dog would go out and bite the child, and at the same time, the professor was about to open his mouth and let Song Shuhang take the two children away.
But before the professor could speak, he saw the little monk take a deep breath and roar at the pitbull: "Wangwang!"
"Woohoo woooo
The little monk said coldly: "Wangwang! Wangwang!" When he roared, the little monk forcefully stuffed the whole ice cream into his mouth, and he was going to be serious.
The pitbull barked earnestly, "Woohoo!" If it weren't for its owner, the dry-looking old Englishman would have had brute force, and he would have pounced on the little monk and bitten him.
There was murder in the little monk's eyes.
Then, using the [Eyesight Talent], he roared, "Wang!"
The Pitbull wanted to fight back and roar, but suddenly, the Pitbull saw a terrible scene.
It was a very cruel picture.
A hundred big cats of various colors surrounded it - if it was just an ordinary big cat, even if there were two hundred, Pitbull said that he would not be worried.
But these cats are a little too big - the creature that is more than two meters long and screams 'meow meow meow~' in its mouth but is the same size as a tiger, is it really a cat?
And what's further ahead, a cauldron with a very fragrant condiment, and then a pitbull that looks exactly like him is stripped of its skin and thrown into the cauldron.
Evil dog meat hot pot!
At this moment, the big cats pounced like wolves and tigers - this is a real wolf like a tiger, and every big cat is as big as a tiger.
It's scary.
The Pitbull's eyes are about to be blind, in fact, when it sees one by one Pitbulls being thrown into the hot pot, its body begins to tremble slightly.
This is, hell!
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In Professor Smith's opinion, the originally fierce and clawless Pitbull in his hand suddenly froze.
"Woooooooo The Pitbull, known as a fierce dog, whimpered twice, and shrank as if he had been kicked into a ball. It lay on its stomach on the ground, shivering.
Did I miss any episodes just now?] The professor felt that his brain couldn't react all at once, why did his fierce dog suddenly give up?
Or, like this little monk, when you encounter a fierce dog, the crazy 'Wangwang' against them is the only secret recipe to convince the fierce dog?
Why don't you try a fierce dog next time?
Uh, still don't. If you fail to overwhelm the fierce dog in momentum, but are bitten by the fierce dog, you will be unlucky.
"I'm sorry Professor Smith, the kid is not sensible. Hahaha~~ What, professor, you continue to walk, I'll take the two little ones home first. Song Shuhang said embarrassedly, and at the end, he thought of one more thing: "That's right, professor." If you have time...... Can you take me to see how the crew made the film?"
He is also the one who is preparing to shoot a movie, at least let him understand how the film crew makes a movie, so that he has a good idea.
"No problem, I'll say hello to my old friend in advance. When he goes to Niuding Mountain to shoot, you can come to Niuding Mountain and come directly. Professor Smith laughed, "But be careful not to disturb the crew." ”
"No problem, thank you, professor!" Song Shuhang said gratefully.
Both sides say goodbye.
Song Shuhang took Li Yinzhu and the little monk and left.
But Professor Smith's plan for a walk fell through...... His fierce dog mixed-breed pitbull was still lying on the ground shivering, and the little monk and Song Shuhang had walked far, far away, but the mixed-breed pitbull was still shaking.
Professor Smith pinched his chin: "The fierce dog is completely unreliable, is it better to change to a powerful Jingba? ”
Well, sure enough, I'll change it when I go back this time. Oh ~ cute little Jingba ~~
Professor Smith pulled the reins hard and dragged the half-dragged half-dragged Half-Breed Pitbull away - the last time he was bitten by a dog, a schoolgirl brought some strange medicine.
To Professor Smith's own surprise, he was very happy to take the 'medicine' given to him by the female student, and he was not afraid of poisoning.
I don't know if it's my own delusion, since taking that medicine...... His physical fitness has become particularly strong.
When he first bought a blackback, he felt that his strength had become much greater, so he chose a large-sized dog like a blackback. This time, it was easy to drag a pitbull.
However, what made him concerned was that the schoolgirl was never seen again.
"Forget it, don't think about it. It's still ready to contact the pet home and order a powerful Pekingbus. Professor Smith muttered.
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On July 26, for a whole day, Song Shuhang took his two children around the city.
In the afternoon, I also accompanied Song's mother to several relatives to send warmth.
When it's evening...... Song Shuhang felt a wave of tiredness welling up.
Although today is very leisurely, I still feel very tired~~
After a long day of shopping, I felt a little overwhelmed.
Sure enough, tomorrow I will take the little monk and Li Yinzhu to find a bookstore to squat, and if I squat for an afternoon to rub books, I won't feel tired! Song Shuhang thought so.
Late at night, Song Shuhang's family fell asleep.
The empty room in his house is enough, and the little monk and Li Yinzhu each have one room.
Only Yu Jiaojiao stayed with Song Shuhang. After all, it's impossible to arrange a room for Yu Jiaojiao, haha.
This night, Song Shuhang had another dream.
It's not 'dreaming'.
Although the talent for 'dreaming' has often come unsuspectingly in recent times...... But after all, you don't have to 'dream' every day.
Song Shuhang just had a dream of eating.
Maybe it's because of the excessive energy consumption during the day today, but I ate two bowls of rice at night and ate very much. But when he slept until midnight, Song Shuhang's powerful gastrointestinal function was activated with all his might, and all the things he ate turned into energy at once.
There's no way, Dacheng-level "Whale Swallowing" is so handsome.
"Whale Swallowing" is originally a miracle that greatly strengthens the digestion ability of the teeth and mouth, stomach and intestines. The person who invented it was undoubtedly a genius in the monk world! there was not even a residue left that could digest the spirit beast crystal, let alone a mere spirit rice and ordinary people's food.
Almost soon after Song Shuhang lay on the bed, the stomach and intestines strengthened by "Whale Swallowing" had an effect.
"I'm hungry, I'm hungry. ”
This thought began to fill Song Shuhang's brain.
As we all know, dreams sometimes change into dreams that satisfy the owner because of people's strong 'desires'.
For example, when a person sleeps and wants to pee very much, nine times out of ten he dreams that he will go to the toilet by himself. And what's even more terrifying is that when I dream about going to the toilet...... After starting to pee, this wave of urine can't be finished at all, and it feels like I'm going to pee until I'm old and the end of the world. And the more you urinate, the stronger the urge to urinate. This kind of 'non-stop peeing' dream is also the culprit of many children's bedwetting.
In the same way, when a person is hungry, he dreams of eating, and it is a variety of delicacies.
Even all kinds of dream delicacies will appear, big fish, big meat, Buddha jumping over the wall, and fairy treasures. Even what people can think of, what they can't think of, everything will be delicious.
And peeing non-stop is a principle...... In dreams, people will never be able to 'eat'.
All kinds of delicacies, but you can't get enough to eat.
The more desperately I eat, the more hungry I feel.
Song Shuhang was like this at this time.
Roasted whole sheep, tender steak, whole pot of spiritual rice, fist-sized shrimp, and a hundred kinds of Chinese delicacies. A wide variety of ingredients, some even limited to foods of legends and fantasies.
He was desperately eating, eating, but he didn't feel 'full', but felt more and more hungry. Song Shuhang felt that his stomach juice was about to melt his stomach.
It's painful, whatever it is, give me something to eat, even if it's ordinary black bread.
When he thought about it, Song Shuhang found that he really had something more in his mouth - it should be that his hand unconsciously took out something that could be eaten, and then stuffed it into his mouth.
Very hard thing, a bit of a tooth to bite.
But no problem, no matter how hard it is, as long as it's "Whale Swallowing", you can bite and eat it and digest it.
"Whale Swallowing" is launched!
Bite it, whatever it is, into my mouth, do you want to escape?
Stupid thing, smash under my steely teeth!
Click~ That thing was bitten to pieces.
"It smells like mutton, it's delicious. Song Shuhang thought so.
Mutter~~
This mutton-smelling, very hard thing was swallowed by him like this.
Good things, when you swallow it in your stomach, you feel that your stomach is suddenly full of energy and full of satiety. No more hunger.
The dream of the Manchu and Han Dynasty also disappeared completely.
What a blessing.
Sometimes, after starving to the extreme, a piece of brown bread is happiness.
Humans are sometimes such easily satisfying creatures.
It's just that...... I don't know why, after swallowing this mutton-flavored thing, Shuhang felt something wrong in his heart.
There is a feeling of fullness in the dantian...... No, it's getting bigger and bigger.
Then, this feeling of fullness was transmitted from the dantian to the whole body.
It felt like the whole person was going to explode.
[Not right!]
Song Shuhang suddenly thought of a terrifying possibility.
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