Chapter 924: The Earth Doesn't Rotate
If something goes wrong, it is a big taboo in the workplace, and the leader can endure it once, and it is impossible to tolerate it several times or three times. Knowing this, Old Man Gui picked the right time to dig a pit for the monkey, and then sat back and watched the monkey jump inside, as long as he annoyed Lao Lou in the direct office, no one would ask him about his Yang Feng Yin in the Ji An contract.
Seeing that in the live broadcast, Ji An left the wild panda that had been injected with the positioning chip, led the fat tiger to the depths of the Sifang Mountain, and continued to dry the green umbrella shooting team waiting at the base, which was tantamount to threatening the leader with resignation, Gui Qian took a sip of tea proudly: "There is no hair on the mouth." ”
"Yes, I'm just doing it for Lao Lou to see, if Lao Lou doesn't change my contract, brother, I won't do it, stay in the mountains and don't go out, Greenland loves whoever goes, and it's not uncommon for the green umbrella to be an observer!" Later, in a video call with the spider spirit, a young man in the second middle school said willfully.
After listening, Zhuo Jun was not in a hurry, and asked with a smile: "Do you want Gui Qian to kneel in front of you, saying that he is wrong, and no one should provoke you?"
“emmm…… Yes, I have to apologize for three more kowtows. ”
The spider spirit said, "Then why don't you just let the earth revolve around you?"
Ji An: "It's not that I haven't turned around, April has just passed." ”
Zhuo Jun choked for a moment, thinking about it carefully, it seemed that the earth had indeed revolved around him for almost a month, so he could only smile helplessly: "But why did Lao Lou stand out for you and take Gui Qian's knife?"
Ji An said unabashedly: "Just rely on the earth without me, Old Man Gui is useless except for being older, and he wastes food, but without me, the earth can't move." ”
Ji An's extremely inflated self-confidence made Zhuo Jun a little confused, she guessed that Ji An dared to threaten Lao Lou with "resignation", he must have his confidence, as long as he found the second wild panda facing endangered extinction on the Red List of the Earth in a row, even if it was not a threat, Lao Lou would not mind.
Zhuo Jun didn't doubt that Ji An could indeed find it, but what she couldn't figure out was what she could do after she found it?
"Okay, anyway, I'm still saying that, don't play with it. Zhuo Jun said.
Ji An: "What are you afraid of, if you get rid of it, I will quit the rivers and lakes, and use the money in my hand to buy five or six school district houses, and in the future, I will not have to worry about food and clothing just by collecting rent." ”
Spider Spirit smiled angrily: "Do you know how expensive the school district housing is now? ”
"I can still collect taxes if I don't collect rent, otherwise I can collect tickets, who will let me mine more." ”
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Lao Lou didn't call after that, and Ji An was not in a hurry, Gui Qian's violation of the contract, Lou Kaiyang would convey it for him. As for whether Lao Lou is annoyed by his "middle two" behavior of picking on his sons one after another, it doesn't matter, it's still the same sentence, success or failure is a hero, do a good job, do what he does, he has the qualifications of willfulness and middle two.
And this matter is not difficult for Ji An at all, if it weren't for the fact that he still had to use a green umbrella, he could open the door and bring back the "panda" that was enough to make the earth revolve.
Ji An and Fat Tiger walked to the deep mountains and old forests, and waited for the impatient green umbrella shooting crew to scold and take the plane back.
They will naturally "sue" when they go back, and the part of the people who already have a lot of opinions about Ji An becoming an observer took the opportunity to go crazy.
Subsequently, the news of Ji An's big name spread in the foreign media, and the leader of the green umbrella shooting team, a well-known animal reporter from National Geographic magazine, opened fire on Twitter, telling about Ji An's unpunctuality and non-keeping of promises, so that a group of seven or eight people couldn't wait, and finally because of the expiration of the visa, they came in vain and had to leave.
A number of candidates for green umbrella observers, and the major famous universities and colleges immediately organized groups to deliver cannonballs, and jumped out to question his observer qualifications on the grounds of Ji An's youth, education, personal cultivation, and quality.
And Ji An was not afraid of death at all, so he caught a wild boar in the Sifang Mountain with his bare hands that day, roasted it and ate it for the world to see.
Ji An has a license to legally hunt within the Sifang Mountains. The origin of this hunting license has been mentioned before, and Ji An's ecological contribution to Sifang Mountain is more than thousands of wild boars in the tough bamboo forest alone.
Yu Li, he is bound to need food in the process of searching for pandas, and Sifang Mountain is not everywhere there are rivers for him to fish, in terms of ecological and environmental protection, pandas are important or wild boars are important, in this world where all beings are never equal, the two-legged beasts are clear at a glance.
Therefore, Ji An took the hunting license issued by Nonglin and ate a few wild boars on the way to find the panda, which was impeccable and reasonable.
However, knowing that Ji An's people who kill pigs with a certificate are limited to the scope of China, Ji An himself has never had a certificate, and when he ate wild boars during the period when he went up the mountain to find wild pandas, he had not become popular abroad.
This made ZNN, abd and other foreign media who suffered a dumb loss last time collectively beat the blood, completely forgetting that hunting wild boars is a recreational activity on their farm, and even caught too much local rewards, and unanimously accused Ji An of hypocrisy, under the banner of protecting animals, but hunting animals.
Ji An continued to be afraid of death and provocation on Twitter, and posted screenshots of his pig killing in the Sifang Mountains, Mi Country Farm, Weilonga, and Nansai Country one by one, and countless wild boars and warthogs died in his hands, just like a pig-killing maniac with blood on his hands.
The 24th environmental observer of the Green Umbrella could not sit still, and the 24th environmental observer of the company posted pictures of the pig killing, and under the impetus of the forces behind it, the official account released a tweet with tactful words, first expressing regret for Ji An's "uncivilized" behavior, and then announcing that he would thoroughly investigate and hold him accountable for hunting wild animals.
After the old man Gui Qian learned the news, he was white.
However, in the southern part of the country, not to mention that at that time, nearly 20 million people watched Ji'an hunt wild boars with lions with their bare hands on the premise of wilding, and the local governor Umba alone would not offend this "god of wealth".
Wei Longa won't talk about it, whether to kill the pig or not Ji An himself has the final say.
And all the pigs in the country are from Old John's Farm, and Ji An also has a video in his hand.
In China, Ji An has a certificate in hand.
There are many people staring at Ji An, and it is a well-known media from all walks of life, and the investigation efficiency is not ordinarily high, and then, the green umbrella and the media are embarrassed, and after going around, Ji An has not violated the local laws of any country, and every pig is killed reasonably, most of them are eaten by him with lions or pandas, and there is no indiscriminate killing.
Especially in the United States, the grumpy old John held the corgi dog "Messi" and scolded the reporters who came to investigate and interview: "The pigs were sent to Ji'an by labor and management, and you want to take care of the pigs on my farm?"
The beasts and the media had no choice but to pick the bones in the eggs, using the scarcity of wild pandas as an argument to question that Ji An could not find two in a row in a short time, and insisted that Ji An was not looking for pandas during this period of eating wild boars, but purely wandering around in the mountains, and his legal hunting license was invalid.
Ji An turned his head and called a fresh and hot panda poop on their faces in the depths of Sifang Mountain, under the roots of the trees.
At the same time, under the hatred of Ji An'an and his wanton arrogance and provocation, he unknowingly became the focus of the world's media attention again.
There are also benefits to having more black powder,
Someone is going to be unlucky.