Facing Shao Meiyun, who was not enlightened, Xiang Yu had a headache and explained to her: "You think, you are now occupying my body, and then picking the jaws of boys or girls, it's very ...... Something is wrong!"

Just after a moment of the picture in his mind, Xiang Yu got goosebumps.

"If it's a boy, they'll think you're disgusting! You're a pervert! If it's a girl, with my looks and charm, they'll think you're hungry for their body. ”

Shao Meiyun: "......"

"Understood, this problem must be changed. ”

"Are you overconfident in yourself?"

Xiang Yu, who sighed, dragged Shao Meiyun's hand with one hand and touched it towards Yue Hun of his body, "You ask yourself, my skin is good, right?"

Shao Meiyun's face turned red again when his subordinates touched a soft ball, and quickly withdrew her hand, "When you go to school, you must not do this!"

"Okay, we all agree on three chapters of the law, and we must not violate them!"

As for how to make an appointment, it's not the turn to think about it at this time.

Xiang Yu still felt that it was much more urgent to get rid of Li Xue as soon as possible.

"Now that the money is in hand, I will ask someone out today and buy the black material as soon as possible. ”

After straightening the head of the chicken nest in the mirror, he really felt that he didn't know what to do.

Although Shao Meiyun's hair is not long, at most it is a medium and short hair, but when she sleeps, it still has a "blowing up the nest" effect.

"Ask me if I can ...... my hair."

Shao Meiyun, who guessed what he wanted to do, decisively refused: "No, don't beat my hair, it can't be shorter, it will affect my play." ”

I had no choice but to take a comb out of the bathroom, and the process of combing my hair was painful and difficult.

The skill is not proficient, which causes a lot of curly hair to be entwined on the teeth of the comb, and he tugs hard, grinning at Yu in pain.

"Pig's trotters are more agile than your hands!"

Shao Meiyun really couldn't stand it, so she personally helped sort it out.

Sensing that what she said was wrong, Xiang Yu smiled and showed his "own" hand, "It's so stupid, it's really not as good as a pig's trotter." ”

Realizing that he had said the wrong thing, and glancing at Xiang Yu's smug little expression, Shao Meiyun couldn't help but pull the comb hard, making him scream in pain.

"It's your hair, believe it or not I'm doing weird things to your body?"

"Don't forget that you still have bugs on me!"

"Tsk, good women don't fight with men. ”

Shao Meiyun was amused by his expression, and he also asked with a serious face: "And what's the matter with your face?

"It's too troublesome, you have to post it yourself. ”

No longer bothering about combing his hair, Xiang Yu simply collapsed on the chair, waiting for service.

Shao Meiyun had no choice, so she worked hard to comb her hair and went to the refrigerator to get a mask.

Xiang Yu, who was wearing a mask, was about to fall asleep again.

He tilted his head back, the back of his head rested on the back of the chair, and accepted Shao Meiyun's slap of all skin care products on his face.

"Hoo ......"

"Asleep?"

Shao Meiyun shook her hand in front of Xiang Yu's eyes, but she really didn't react.

This psychological quality is too good.

I think that at the beginning, the few days when I had just exchanged bodies with him were simply difficult to sleep.

Think about going to a completely unfamiliar place, playing the role of a person you don't know at all, and forcing yourself to deal with his relatives...... It's literal.

Two days ago, Shao Meiyun, who couldn't sleep at all, always had a pair of panda eyes.

On the other hand, Xiang Yu didn't say anything about sleeping, he didn't seem to have any worries, and he didn't worry about the current situation at all.

Isn't he worried about what will happen if he can't get it back?

Holding eyebrow pencils, mascara and other things, Shao Meiyun wanted to put makeup on her face.

It may be that Xiang Yu in his sleep suddenly had the hallucination of falling from a height, and he shuddered violently when his center of gravity was back, and his body fell backwards.

"Be careful!"

Worried about breaking her brain, Shao Meiyun hurriedly stretched out her arm and helped her.

Fortunately, the boy's strength is relatively large, and his body is relatively light, so he dragged his back steadily, so that the back of Xiang Yu's head did not hit the ground.

"Quick, help me up. ”

Xiang Yu stretched out his hand.

Shao Meiyun maintained a posture of dragging his back with one arm, and pulled him hard with her free hand.

Since he is not very familiar with the current strength of his body, the result of misestimating his strength is that he hugged Xiang Yu's people with a full embrace.

The air froze.

Quiet on all sides.

Xiang Yu felt Shao Meiyun...... No, it's my solid chest, and I can't help but rub my face.

What a strange man......

Shao Meiyun: ......

It was such a coincidence that the door rang.

Then, a probe walked in...... Bai Wenxin!

stared at the eyes that were not small, and accurately located the location of Xiang Yu and Shao Meiyun, so he saw the two rolling together...... No, it's hugging.

Xiao Meiyun's face was still rubbing against Xiang Yu's chest.

Bai Wenxin: ......

Shao Meiyun: ......

Xiang Yu: (⊙?? ⊙)

Bai Wenxin, who was shocked, kept retreating, and by looking at her expression, she knew that she must have made up a love drama in her brain!

Shao Meiyun: "Xinxin, you listen to my explanation......"

"Xiang Yu, you and Xiao Meiyun ...... Are you doing what couples do, are you going to kiss *, and then you have to strip her naked, and touch her hands first...... Touch ...... again And then you ...... And then ......"

Bai Wenxin's physiological knowledge reserve made Xiang Yu breathtaking.

Shao Meiyun, who had a black face, quickly let go of Xiang Yu, rushed over with an arrow step, and blocked Bai Wenxin's mouth.

If she doesn't stop it, she can talk for more than half an hour from beginning to end, and all kinds of details are still in front of her - it's too yellow and violent.

The Harmony Behemoth is something to keep an eye on.

Bai Wen was angry, and kicked and hit her, "Xiang Yu, you bad thing, let go of me." Isn't it enough for you to have me and Yingying? Although she is of a different type than us, she is tall and has a good figure, and she is two yards older than me......"

Xiang Yu: ......

Bai Wenxin is quite self-aware.

Wait, these are not the point, when did you have her and Liu Yingying at the same time?

You didn't even hold hands, okay?

"Xinxin, you misunderstood, nothing happened to us, it's just that she just accidentally fell, and I helped her. ”

Shao Meiyun explained well, and even restored the scene, and asked Xiang Yu to cooperate with her, which made Bai Wenxin quiet.

It's just that it's a little too quiet.

Bai Wenxin stood in place and thought for several minutes, still with big puzzled eyes, and looked up and asked Shao Meiyun in front of him: "But why did you come to Xiao Meiyun's house early in the morning?"

Shao Meiyun: "Because ......"

Xiang Yu didn't expect Bai Wenxin to be quite alert.

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