"It's Daddy!"

"Dad is so handsome~!"

"Hee-hee, I like Dad......"

As soon as Hu Shuo appeared on the stage, Zuo Zuo immediately cheered excitedly, and the little girl was also Hu Shuo's most standard "little fan girl".

on stage.

said that the set of cross talk had already been converted, Hu Shuo and Guo Tianyu walked to the table and bowed together, and then, the two of them took their places, Hu Shuo stood outside the table, and Guo Tianyu stood inside the table.

Although it was just a simple position, after seeing this, many people who often listen to cross talk immediately exclaimed.

Except in very special cases, those who stand outside the table are teasing, and those who stand inside the table are teasing.

And Guo Tianyu has always been funny, rarely when he is funny, and the most important thing is that he talks a lot, and most of his baggage is there, which is relatively more difficult.

Therefore, under normal circumstances, when there are actors playing cross-border tickets and talking about cross talk, they must be praised, after all, there are few words and it is not easy to make mistakes.

Therefore, when the host announced the curtain, the audience naturally thought that Hu Shuo would be a joke, and he just played a ticket to talk to Guo Tianyu, however, Hu Shuo stood outside the table and teased, which the audience did not expect.

"Hello everyone in front of the TV and in the audience!"

"I'm a cross talk actor...... Hu Shuo. ”

Hu Shuo first introduced himself.

Good~!

Hu Shuo's words fell, and the audience immediately applauded.

"I'll just say that cross talk is easy to say, and someone will call it when you report your name......"

The applause of the audience was really not arranged by Hu Shuo, but he reacted very quickly, and then pointed to Guo Tianyu who was standing in the table, and said: "After introducing me, I will introduce my partner to everyone, this teacher must be very familiar to everyone......

"Guo Tianyu, Teacher Guo!"

"Cross talk, a generation of Chow Chow ......"

"Wait......"

Guo Tianyu hurriedly stopped Hu Shuo: "A generation of Chow Chows?"

"You said it yourself!"

Hu Shuo made a look of dissociation, and there was a burst of laughter at the scene.

"Don't look at Mr. Guo's growth, in fact, Mr. Guo is not a few years older than me, and the two of us grew up together since childhood, but Mr. Guo's words don't count. ”

Guo Tianyu: "Why don't I talk count?"

Hu Shuo: "I said that we will grow together, grow by half, and he won't grow anymore~!"

While speaking, Hu Shuo stretched out his hand and compared Guo Tianyu's height, he was about 165 in height, and Hu Shuo was 180, and the two stood together, naturally there was a lot of difference.

As soon as Hu Shuo's words came out, the audience at the scene inevitably laughed again.

Guo Tianyu pointed at Hu Shuo and said, "What do you know, what is condensed is the essence! ”

Hu Shuo: "Teacher Guo means you're smarter than me?"

"Of course. ”

Guo Tianyu patted his chest with confidence.

Hu Shuo: "Well, then let's compare, today is the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, how about we guess a lantern riddle?"

Guo Tianyu: "Okay! But it's not interesting to just guess the lantern riddle, do you dare to let us do some color?"

Hu Shuo: "Caitou? Mr. Guo means to gamble or something?"

Guo Tianyu nodded: "It's a new year if it's not a new year, let's bet on red envelopes!"

Hu Shuo: "Okay, then, if I lose, I will receive you 100 red envelopes, and if you lose, I will receive 100 red envelopes!"

"Teacher Guo, is this fair?"

Guo Tianyu: "Don't be fooled by me! I will lose according to your play! If you lose, send me a hundred red envelopes!"

Hu Shuo waved his hand: "Okay, okay, then do as you say, let's start ......"

"Thousands of miles with you don't love home, don't be greedy for wine and food, don't be greedy for tea, are not afraid of water, fire, knives and guns, and don't see it at sunset...... What is this?"

Guo Tianyu pondered and was speechless for a long time.

Hu Shuo smiled: "Can't guess, right?"

Guo Tianyu waved his hand: "Okay, you won this game." ”

"That's a hundred!" Hu Shuo said to the audience: "Everyone help me remember, see how many red envelopes Mr. Guo has to send me today!"

Okay~!

The audience at the scene was quite cooperative and responded in unison.

Seeing this, Hu Shuo smiled: "See, this is public opinion!"

Question 2 ......

"Wait!"

Guo Tianyu hurriedly stopped Hu Shuo: "The mystery of the first question has not been revealed, what is it?"

"Hi~!"

"Simple, shadow!"

Hu Shuo revealed the answer.

Hu Shuo: "Thousands of miles with you don't love home, don't be greedy for wine, food, or tea, don't be afraid of water, fire, knives and guns, and don't see it in the west mountains at sunset...... Your product, the fine product, is it a shadow??"

Guo Tianyu: "It seems to be really ......"

Hu Shuo: "Then let's talk about the second question?"

Guo Tianyu: "Let's get the question, the 100 yuan will be won back!"

"Okay. ”

"Listen to the question, there is one thing, this head is like that, that head is like this head, two heads like the middle, and the middle like two heads. ”

"What is this?"

Guo Tianyu fell into deep thought again.

"Can't guess again??" Hu Shuo smiled.

Guo Tianyu frowned: "What is this and that, I'm confused!"

Hu Shuo: "That's admitting defeat?"

Guo Tianyu: "I will definitely be able to answer the next question!"

"Okay. ”

"Two hundred!"

Hu Shuo smiled: "The third question ......"

"Wait, what's wrong with you, patronizing the bookkeeping, and the mystery won't be revealed?" Guo Tianyu feigned anger.

"Look at my memory, and forget it!"

Hu Shuo patted his head and said, "This head is like that, that head is like this, the two heads are like the middle, and the middle is like two heads, ask what this is." ”

"The mystery is, Mr. Guo is holding a light bulb in one hand!"

"Mr. Guo, you are good, you are fine, is that ...... so?"

Burst......

Hahaha......

Hearing Hu Shuo's riddle, the audience at the scene immediately burst into laughter, Guo Tianyu shaved his bald head, and held a light bulb in both hands and one hand, so he didn't echo Hu Shuo's riddle.

"Phew!!"

"What the hell !!?"

Guo Tianyu rolled his eyes.

"What the hell, Mr. Guo, it's two hundred now!"

Hu Shuo laughed: "Question 3, there is a thing with a thousand and four legs, but it is difficult to move an inch, ask what is this thing??"

"Centipede!"

Guo Tianyu gave the answer.

Hu Shuo shook his head: "Centipedes don't have a thousand and four legs, besides, Mr. Guo, have you counted?"

Guo Tianyu frowned: "Who can count that thing!"

Hu Shuo: "So, your answer is wrong!"

Guo Tianyu: "What kind of thing are you doing to solve the problem, you have more than a thousand legs, and it is difficult to move an inch???"

"Hehe, that's how awesome this question is!"

Hu Shuo smiled: "What's the matter? Can't guess it, right?"

Guo Tianyu: "Okay, I admit defeat, I want to hear what the answer is!"

Hu Shuo: "Teacher Guo, it's only three hundred to admit defeat"

Guo Tianyu: "Three hundred is three hundred, I just want to know what you are talking about!"

"Okay!"

Hu Shuo said to the audience again: "Remember, Mr. Guo owes me 300 red envelopes!"

"Said that there was a thing with a thousand and four legs, but it was difficult to move an inch, and asked what it was. ”

"The mystery is: five hundred pairs of pants hanging in a big closet!"

Guo Tianyu was speechless: "That's it???"

Hu Shuo had a solemn expression: "Teacher Guo, you are good, you are fine, is that the case???"

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