Chu Lingxi woke up from his dream, his brain was dizzy and his bones hurt, and he felt uncomfortable everywhere in his body, so he couldn't help but moan a few times.

An Haobai said with a poisonous tongue: "It's pitiful for a beautiful girl to pretend to be soft and weak, and the female man humming and chirping annoys people." ”

Tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, and now Chu Lingxi not only has his body destroyed, but his soul has to be devastated by the "suspense essence", which is unbearable, and he complained: "The heart of the doctor's parents, the heart of the ghost doctor snake and scorpion." ”

"You didn't call me Daddy, what qualifications do you have to ask me to treat me as a parent", An Haobai's eyes did not leave the scroll, and his tone was always cold.

Unexpectedly, this guy actually played ethics, Chu Lingxi gritted his teeth and swore an oath, and decided to prepare a small book of revenge, record all the people who bullied her and humiliated her, and one day make a comeback, revenge, revenge!

Her eyes were as bright as knives, she hated to rip off things, and secretly said cruel words - "You have successfully attracted the attention of your aunt and grandmother, and you are not a good man if you don't take revenge!"

How to take revenge is a profound and mysterious art, killing is a reckless strategy, and punishing the heart is a wonderful strategy.

Chu Lingxi thought that Bing Xue was smart and resourceful, and he turned his eyes twice and then thought about it - he left An Haobai out of the reincarnation career, and then bought off the heavenly machine officials who arranged his life, forcing him to go through the nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties in the mortal world, life suffering, old suffering, sickness suffering, death suffering, resentment and hatred, love and parting suffering, and not asking for suffering, and don't want to escape any of the eight major sufferings of the world!

Her brain was open, the more she thought about it, the more excited she became, racked her brains to recall the words of the world, and used her genius creativity to plan the character of the "Hanging Silk Matter" - An Haobai will become a eunuch and evil minister who can compete with Wei Zhongxian, and he will not hesitate to swing a knife from the palace for power, relying on his dog's legs to reach the pinnacle of life, shamelessly playing power, bringing disaster to the country and the people, and the crimes are too numerous to write, and in the end he will not die well, and will be scolded by all generations.

She indulged in a deep self-worship - "If the exercises can't be restored, simply abandon martial arts and follow literature, you will definitely become famous in the literary world, and the children of the four worlds will have to shake their heads and recite their aunt's masterpieces!"

"Silly music alone, is it possible to suffer from losing your mind and going crazy?", An Haobai lightly closed the scroll and said: "If the Demon Venerable has no time to come, he will continue to sleep after an hour." ”

Chu Lingxi said angrily: "I have to make people take a breath when I hang myself, I'm hungry!"

The mute slave stepped forward and saluted respectfully, waiting for her to order the dishes.

"Fried bird eggs with bean sprouts", Chu Lingxi didn't know what he wanted to eat for a while, and what Jiamu said in his dream came to his mind, so he said it, and he had a flash of inspiration and re-patted his stupid head: "I'm really stupid, I should eat more nourishing immortal beasts and spirit grass, which will help me re-cultivate the exercises in the future, and give me a feast of the Four Realms!"

An Haobai poured cold water on his spicy hands: "You are now weak and not replenished, and the perfect tonic effect is the same as poison." ”

The small flame of hope that Chu Lingxi had just ignited was instantly left with only a trace of white smoke: "When can I start practicing and tonifying?"

An Haobai inserted another knife: "Year of the Monkey and Ma Yue." ”

Chu Lingxi was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and wailed: "Is God manipulating me, or are you playing with me?!"

An Haobai is tireless: "Don't worry, I don't have a perverted fetish, and I have no interest in playing with a big-stomach demon girl." ”

Chu Lingxi's violent temper is really difficult to suppress: "You have been humiliated again and again, are you really a bully to be an aunt and grandmother, believe it or not, I risked my life to fight with you!"

"Don't believe it", An Haobai's tone was always indifferent and indifferent, without any waves.

Chu Lingxi's revenge was not avenged, he was indeed greedy for life and afraid of death, he was remorseful and impetuous, and he lost his concentration, so he had to coax, shook off the sleeves that he had rolled up when he was rubbing his hands, and snorted in a deep nasal voice: "Believe it or not." ”

An Haobai was rarely kind, and kindly reminded: "I will show you a clear path, if you can win the favor of the Demon Venerable, you can easily have hundreds of years of spiritual power." ”

Since the death of Liu Ya, the Demon Zun Juntang has been deeply in love and unable to extricate himself, with a grudge in his heart, borrowing wine every day to drown his sorrows, his temperament is uncertain, sometimes tyrannical, sometimes depressed, Bai Cheng and other young generals who often accompany him will inevitably become a punching bag, and he complains bitterly in private, if the demon goddess of war can become the perfect stand-in for Liu Ya Shangxian, it is natural that the Demon Zun is happy and everyone is relieved, and everyone is happy.

Chu Lingxi's spirit suddenly burst for a while, she is not a weak woman who is attached to a man, so she didn't think of this method, although her spiritual power and cultivation are exhausted at the moment, fortunately, she is still fortunate in misfortune, her soul is possessed by the body of the Four Realms Gossip Queen, and the Dead Heart Infatuation Demon Venerable is close at hand, it is simply everything ready, only to show the beauty plan.

The demon goddess of war is famous in the Four Realms for her tactical tricks, and she has used many beauty tricks, but she has never gone into battle in person, but fortunately, she has never eaten pork and always seen pigs run.

Chu Lingxi is confident, raising her hand to lift her hair lightly, her peerless intelligence is matched with the heartthrob skin of Liu Ya Shangxian, which can be called a soul-seducing charm kill, and conquering the Demon Venerable is not a problem.