Chapter 523: Boring and Dull? Show to Fly!
"Hello audience friends, I'm Su Luo, from today on, I will tell you about the Three Kingdoms!"
In the end, it is the king of popularity, and after the show started, Su Luo only made an appearance, which made the fans in front of the TV excited.
"Oh ho ho ho ho ~ ! This Zhongshan suit is handsome to me!"
"Haha, it's okay, it's really a bit of a scholar!"
But that's limited to that, Su Luo wants to talk about the Three Kingdoms, who hasn't heard the story of the Three Kingdoms, you must know that "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is the most widely circulated of the four famous novels, and the public's familiarity with this book is slightly better than "Journey to the West".
Su Luo: "Speaking of the Three Kingdoms, we will think of the famous Battle of Chibi, and when we talk about the Battle of Chibi, we will think of Su Dongpo's famous poem "Chibi Nostalgia". β
Immediately afterwards, Su Luo paused, brewing emotions, and then pretended to look at the surrounding scenery, a picture of this moment, this situation, I want to chant a poem, and the posture made the audience react instantly,
"Haha, the pit master is about to start embarrassing poetry!"
"Is it embarrassing to be embarrassed if you don't agree with each other?"
The audience guessed correctly, guessed the beginning.
Not to mention the ending, no one could even have thought that Su Luo would not play cards according to the routine at all, and when they met, he would directly throw out a big move to suppress your shock, and read aloud with a unique Peking Opera rhyme!
"The great river goes east, the waves are exhausted, and the eternal romantic characters. β
The first sentence made the audience dumbfounded!
"Wow~!!!!"
"It's... It's ......"
"Peking Opera Reading ????"
"Can you still read poetry like this?"
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The scalp was numb, goosebumps were all over the body, and he knelt down......
"To the west of the base, humanity is, Zhou Lang Chibi of the Three Kingdoms.
The rocks pierced the air, the waves crashed on the shore, and thousands of piles of snow were rolled up.
The country is picturesque, and there are many heroes at one time. β
Dongpo words have their own horizontal spirit, solid heroic nature, Su Luo's Peking Opera recitation of the white tone to give the audience a sense of freshness, but also read out this magnificent spirit, heroic rhyme, atmospheric style.
"Back then, when I thought about Gongjin, Xiao Qiao got married for the first time, and he was heroic.
Lupine scarf, talking and laughing, the canopy is gone.
The old country fugue, affectionate should laugh at me, born early.
Life is like a dream, and one is still in the moon. β
The unique and unique Peking Opera rhyme, the ability to bite and spit words, the modulation and frustration are full of confidence, sonorous and powerful, magnificent, passionate, and magnificent!
Who would have thought that when the eternal swan song "Nian Nujiao Chibi Nostalgia" met the old students of Peking Opera with strong charm, and the traditional poetry met the quintessential Peking Opera, there would be such a wonderful style!
The audience all slapped their thighs and applauded,
"Awesome !!"
"Handsome exploded!"
"Is this all right?"
"Tianxiu Tianxiu!"
"The posture is up, and the poems can still be like this!"
"Ma Dan, it turns out that this is the correct way to open the poetry recitation, kneel!"
After this poem is finished, do you dare to say that the story of the Three Kingdoms has already been heard badly and you are tired of listening to it?
Please make it clear, the speaker is my ruthless pit master, can it still be the same? See, Lang's poems will show you a flower, if you don't accept it, you can't accept it!
After a "set poem", it was really all fixed, and it was fixed, where would you want to turn the stage, and the expectations of fans and audiences exploded instantly!
And after a song "Nian Nujiao Chibi Nostalgia", Su Luo also introduced Zhou Yu, a character who made Su Dongpo envious, and then Su Luo introduced another protagonist of the Battle of Chibi to the audience - Cao Cao.
"Cao Cao is a hero in troubled times, he raised troops with a weak body, fought against Dong Zhuo, attacked Yuan Shu, killed Lu Bu, demoted Zhang Xiu, destroyed Yuan Shao, and conquered Liu Biao, and obtained the right to rule the north......"
Cao Cao's achievements have been counted all the way, which makes people's blood boil and blood is boiling!
"Wow, Boss Cao is so cruel!"
"Cao Cao is really powerful, all the northern princes were killed by him!"
Both of them were heroes among the people at that time, and when the Battle of Chibi was dueling together, that picture was exciting when I thought about it!
"For Cao Cao, waving his army south is a strategic move for him to dominate the princes of Jiuhe in the world, and for Sun Quan's group, it can be described as a critical autumn of survival!
However, Cao Cao personally raised an army of more than 100,000 people, claiming that the army of 800,000 came to Jiangdong, lined up with the northwest bank of the Yangtze River, the warships were connected, the military flag fluttered in the river breeze, and the tiger's eyes were eyed and ambitious, and the monarchs and ministers of Jiangdong talked about the tiger's color, their souls were scattered, and they were frightened, and they proposed to Sun Quan to surrender to Cao Cao immediately!"
"Hizz~!!"
When the audience heard this paragraph, they were all brought into the magnificent confrontation scene by Su Luo's passionate description, with a huge disparity in troops, on one side was the imposing Cao Cao army, and on the other hand, Sun Quan's military group, which had not yet been frightened, the audience's hearts were all hanging, and they were sweating in their hands!
At this moment, Su Luo's tone suddenly mentioned, which made people's hearts sink,
But Zhou Yu, a 34-year-old young general, did not take Cao Cao's hundreds of thousands of horses in his eyes.
On his head, with a turban made of green silk, and in his hand, he held a fan made of feathers, and he was at ease, commanding Ruoding, talking and laughing, Cao Cao's hundreds of thousands of horses were wiped out, and the invincible enemy immediately fled!"
"Huh~!!"
"Awesome!"
"Domineering, Zhou Yushuai exploded!"
"Ha woo, I was a fan of Zhou Yu's little brother!"
Combined with the analysis and explanation of poetry, it tells the story, and describes Zhou Yu's image and demeanor vividly and fascinatingly!
"It's kind of interesting!"
"It's okay, it's exciting!"
"Yes, yes, the more I talk about it, the more attractive it becomes. β
Yes, many people are beginning to have questions, no, in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, shouldn't the protagonist of the Battle of Chibi be Zhuge Liang? Zhou Yu is just a supporting role, how can he have such a glorious image, in the hearts of the public, he is a small person, and he was angry to death by Zhuge Liang.
Su Luo immediately explained the audience's doubts,
In fact, Zhou Yu in history is indeed such a heroic image, he was appointed by Sun Ce as Jianwei Zhonglang General when he was 24 years old, Wu Zhong called Zhou Lang, and Sun Ce was called Sun Lang.
Lang, it means young man, at this time it means to call them Lang, so Sun Lang is Sun Shuai, Zhou Lang is Zhou Handsome, then Su Lang ......"
Su Luo said, pointing to himself, hey, you know.
Spectator:
"Haha!"
"Hahaha!!"
"Get out of here!"
"Bah, it's shameless!"
"Listen to the fascination, don't sell cute!"
"You're enough, let's play!"
......
Su Luo coughed twice and continued,
"Everyone, Zhou Yu at this time can be described as officialdom, battlefield, love, and proud, think about it, a 24-year-old young man, serving as a senior general, galloping on the battlefield and making contributions, and marrying the most beautiful girl in this place as his wife, how can you be jealous of others, we are jealous of him. β
In fact, Zhou Yu's energy in history was very large, and the evaluation of him in the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" was that he was magnificent, that is, he had a large amount of energy and good quality; people at that time also spoke very highly of him, Liu Bei said that he was quite large; Jiang Gan said that he was elegant and elegant. By the way, Jiang Gan was also wronged, Jiang Gan did go to Zhou Ying, because Jiang Gan and Zhou Yu were classmates, but Jiang Gan did not steal any books. It seems that history is sometimes really far away from us, and it is difficult for us to figure out what history is like as it is. β
Well-founded and convincing!
Then why is Zhou Yu very highly evaluated in history, and the public's first reaction to Zhou Yu is "both Yu and Liang"?
In the program, Su Luo proposed three images of historical figures and historical events: historical images, literary images and folk images.
Then on the gap between the three images, citing various allusions from history, literature and folk, interspersed with detailed opinions, Zhou Yu was wronged and wronged, and Zhuge Liang's image is the most outrageous.
Undoubtedly, when Zhuge Liang is mentioned, it will make people think of the empty city plan, and what he didn't expect was that Su Luo opened his mouth to sing a Peking Opera of the empty city plan,
"I was watching the scenery in the city tower, and I heard the chaos outside the city, and the flags were waved in the air, but it turned out to be a soldier sent by Sima. β
"Oh~!"
"Hahaha, 6666!"
"The pit master's Peking Opera sings very much!!"
"Here you go again, show me off your face unsuspectingly!"
Talking about the show, showing off without giving any face, an excerpt from Peking Opera sang the audience!
Sima Yi came with a large army, and when he saw the city gate open, Zhuge Liang had a party on the city tower, so he withdrew. β
Su Luo spread his hands and said: "Everyone, is he logical about this matter? Isn't you Sima Yi just afraid that he has an ambush in the city? Is it okay to send a reconnaissance company in to find out the truth?"
Second, Sima Yi personally stepped forward, and saw Zhuge Liang looking calm on the city gate tower, and the sound of the piano was not chaotic, indicating that the distance was very close, so can I call a marksman to shoot him down?"
Su Luo said that the podium slapped and the scene soared,
"Second battalion commander, pull up Lao Tzu's Italian cannon!"
Spectator:
"Hahahaha!"
"Hahaha!!"
"Poof~!, you drama spirit!"
"You dare to hack my Brother Yunlong?"
The excitement continues, Zhuge Liang's empty city plan does not exist, but the empty city plan exists, and it happened to Cao Cao!
"Wow~~~!!"
As soon as he said it, almost all the audience was dumbfounded, the battle of Chibi in front of him, and the empty city plan are all familiar stories to everyone, but Cao Cao has used the empty city plan, and not many people have really heard of it.
"How is that possible!"
"Cao Cao's empty city plan, is it nonsense?"
In everyone's confusion,
Su Luo:
"When Cao Cao was fighting with LΓΌ Bu, once Cao Cao's army went out of the city to harvest wheat, and suddenly LΓΌ Bu's army drove over. Cao Cao was in a hurry, so he got all his family members to stand guard on the city wall, and when Lu Bu came over, the city was full of warblers singing and dancing, and the sound was angry.
Look at it again, there is a forest outside the city, unfathomable, Lu Bu thinks that Cao Cao, a traitor, is cunning and cunning, he must have bought the ambush in the woods, waved his hand, and withdrew!
After withdrawing, he thought about it, and he was unwilling, and he came again the next day, this time Cao Cao really ambushed the soldiers into the woods. β
"Hahaha!!!"
"Poor Lu Bu!"
"IQ crushing!"
"I see, that's the case. β
"In this case, it is indeed an empty plan. β
"Haha, cunning and cunning Boss Cao!"
Su Luo explained, quoted scriptures, humorous, a little-known historical story reappeared, and suddenly realized that this is the real history with evidence.
Is there no value in literature?
Not!
"It's like the example of the empty city plan, it also has psychological problems, it's actually a psychological warfare. So the Mao father and son, who made the approval for the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, have a saying, he said that only cautious people will not do bold things, and only cautious people can do bold things best, because this cautious person has been cautious all his life, and no one believes him when he is suddenly bold.
Zhuge Liang is a very cautious person, called Zhuge is only cautious in his life, he has been cautious all his life and suddenly came to an empty city plan, that Sima Yi didn't believe it, because he only remembered his usual caution.
Of course, this matter is also to meet Sima Yi is an intellectual, thinking about the problem is more complicated, if Zhuge Liang ran into a group of bandits, a group of robbers, bandits, how could he think so much like Sima Yi? Fuck it, Lao Tzu will go in and talk about it!"
"Hahahaha!!!"
"Li Yunlong was shot in the knee again!"
"My poor Brother Yunlong, the pit master hacked you again!"
The three images are explained one by one, and the history is looked at from a variety of standpoints, and I thought that the dull history lecture program is now a climax, wonderful, and full of laughter, which makes people fascinated, addicted, and can't stop!
And the first episode of the show, also in Su Luo's wonderful performance, unconsciously entered the end.
"Anyone who studies history will inevitably have these three opinions, because history is history after all, and history is the past, that is, the story.
The things in the story are yes and no, and the things in the story are not and yes and no.
Zhang Sheng, a lyricist in the Song Dynasty, said that how many of the six dynasties were in the gossip of the fisherman, but in fact, what was the gossip of the six dynasties?
Once again defenseless, Su Luo sang by himself again,
"Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water
The waves sweep away the heroes
Success or failure turns empty
Aoyama is still there
Several degrees of sunset red
White-haired fishermen on the river
Accustomed to watching the autumn moon and spring breeze
A pot of turbid wine is happy to meet
How many things have happened in ancient and modern times
It's all laughing and talking
......β
"Oh oh oh oh ~ ~~!!"
"That's awesome!"
"Xiufei Xiufei!"
"666, there's also the theme song!"
"Haha, the pit master really opened his mouth!"
The fans are all boiling!
It's just that
screen,
The camera is zooming out, the applause is thunderous, and the closing subtitles are rolling.
Su Luo waved his hand and said:
"Thank you for watching, in the future program, I will continue to laugh and talk about the Three Kingdoms with everyone, and read three points, and the person we want to talk about in the next episode is a person who has the biggest arguments, the most divergent opinions, and the most diverse images in history, so who is this person? Please watch the next episode - true and false Cao Cao!"
As soon as the picture turned, the advertisement was accessed, and the first episode of the Hundred Forums ended, but the audience only felt that they were still unsatisfied.