Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 82 Crazy Irrigation!
Fortunately, today is Monday, otherwise Wu Gang and they are likely to encounter a traffic jam.
Coupled with Jing Yixuan chasing behind, their speed seemed to be a little faster.
Zhang Xiaoya had already maximized her driving skills at this time, and she couldn't wait for this car to fly into the sky, in that case, she could also try to get rid of Jing Yixuan.
Of course, this is just an idea, after all, an immortal with mana like Jing Yixuan can survive even in space, even if the car can fly, they can't escape an immortal who is chasing after him to the end.
Wu Gang clasped his hands together and said: "If it doesn't work, let him give him his luck, anyway, the trial failed, which means that my luck is actually not very good." ”
Zhang Xiaoya said: "You think too much, in short, don't give anything to Jing Yixuan, who knows if there will be any strange changes after he gets it, such as deeper mana or something, you know? ”
Wu Gang said angrily: "Impossible, I didn't hang up!"
Shi Yuanhua said on the roof of the car: "Can you stop arguing first, Jing Yixuan is going to catch up!"
The sword qi he wielded had no effect on Jing Yixuan at all, and the only thing he could rely on was this Land Rover that Taishan Mansion Jun had modified.
Jing Yixuan was actually very strange in his heart, why this car couldn't catch up with his speed, but it was just strange,
He increased his speed and chased towards the Land Rover, Zhang Xiaoya saw the white-clothed Taoist flying towards him through the rearview mirror, and he was very panicked, and couldn't help but step on the accelerator to the end, trying to escape from Jing Yixuan's pursuit at a faster speed.
Wu Gang poked his head out and looked at Jing Yixuan who was chasing after him and said, "Don't chase me!
Jing Yixuan said in his heart, this person was not frightened by him and lost his mind, how could he talk nonsense.
But he always felt that Wu Gang seemed to be laughing at him, and his heart was suddenly unhappy, and his feet suddenly burst out with a burst of red energy, which pushed Jing Yixuan like the tail flame of a rocket launch.
Jing Yixuan's speed skyrocketed again, and he stretched out his hand to grab the Land Rover.
Wu Gang said angrily: "Do you want luck? I won't give it to you, everyone has your uncle's luck, why do you have to ask for me, are you cultivating your brain watts? No, you are already an immortal, watts are impossible, there is definitely too much water in your brain!"
Jing Yixuan was silent, anyway, he said that after Wu Gang was caught, after taking away his luck, he turned Wu Gang into a member of the ghost soldiers.
Wu Gang saw that he didn't react to his stimulation, and knew that this Jing Yixuan might have gotten used to it, so he hurriedly urged: "Hurry up!"
Zhang Xiaoya said anxiously: "It's already full speed ahead!"
Now Jing Yixuan has been eating cigarettes behind the Land Rover, and if he is faster, he is likely to grab the rear of the car directly, and at that time they will be ready to say goodbye to the world.
"What a demon!"
An angry roar came from the sky, and a man in golden armor descended from the sky, blocking Jing Yixuan's way.
Jing Yixuan stopped in place and looked at the golden-armored warrior and smiled, "Riyou God, do you think you can stop me?"
Riyou God said solemnly: "I can't, but I can't let you hurt mortals either!"
Two Gatlings suddenly appeared in his hands and clicked directly at Jing Yixuan.
Wu Gang pointed to this day and said: "See, this is the open hanging, no recoil plus one-handed Gatling!"
Zhang Xiaoya looked at this scene, and thought that she would consider improving her spells in the future.
She glanced at Shi Yuanhua, although the Secret Dao Swordsman was very handsome, it was already a bit outdated, so it was better to learn more modern things.
Then the modern weapon was improved, just like this wand in her hand, if she hadn't stayed in Shushan for a long time, she wouldn't have known that this stick had the ability to change.
"Riyoushen, I'm here to help you!"
Zhang Xiaoya roared, and the underworld in her hand turned into a bazooka again.
Wu Gang looked at this picture dumbfounded, and said in his heart, can Zhang Xiaoya be so handsome?
Shi Yuanhua silently began to chant the incantation, and blue long swords appeared beside him, each of which looked extremely sharp and immense.
Wu Gang hurriedly looked left and right, fortunately, it was already work time, and there might not be cars passing by on this road for the time being, so it avoided the news incident.
Riyoushen didn't fight with Jing Yixuan at all, and the two Gatling bullets in his hand were shot out as hard as if they didn't need money, and they looked like sprinkling water.
Jing Yixuan is not a big deal, although he can deal with Houtu Niangniang, but against a few small characters, he doesn't need to use so much skill.
"I wanted to spare your lives, but now it seems that forget it!"
Jing Yixuan said, waved his hand and swept back the bullets that were hitting him, and at the same time stabbed out a thick sword qi, which flew into the air and directly turned into a materialized huge long sword and stabbed at Wu Gang's side.
Wu Gang looked at the long sword as big as an ICBM and shouted, "My God, you're going to demolish the ground!"
Zhang Xiaoya grabbed Wu Gang and flew towards the sky and said, "Don't care, let's go!"
Wu Gang looked at the farmhouse in the distance in the air and said, "Jing Yixuan threw out such a big sword qi, if it broke out, wouldn't the surrounding residents suffer?"
Shi Yuanhua said beside him: "There is no way!"
Wu Gang said with a surge of anger in his heart: "Phew! is still an immortal like this, he is completely a person with great power!"
Zhang Xiaoya said: "Then what do you want to do? You can't go up and fight with Jing Yixuan, either run away or scold him, what else can you do!"
Wu Gang glanced at Zhang Xiaoya and said, "You pierce my heart... But it's okay, you let me go. No, you put me in front of me and do what I say. ”
Zhang Xiaoya said: "What do you want to do?"
She hugged Wu Gang in front of her, and Wu Gang hung between Zhang Xiaoya's arms like a dress.
He said, "You fly towards the tip of the sword, and then aim my neck at the tip of the sword." ”
Zhang Xiaoya almost didn't throw Wu Gang down, she said in a strange tone: "Are you crazy? Do you want to die again? You will definitely die if you die this time, and you have to catch me!"
Wu Gang looked at the long sword and said, "Do you have a better way?"
Zhang Xiaoya said angrily: "Your uncle, whatever you want, just die, anyway, the soul is forever immortal, it's a big deal, please ask Shi Yuanhua to fish me out in the sea of souls." ”
She glanced at Shi Yuanhua, Shi Yuanhua nodded, and then snatched Wu Gang over.
Wu Gang said angrily: "It's too much, although you ghosts and immortals have a lot of strength, but am I like a toy?
Shi Yuanhua didn't answer, and flew directly to the front of the huge long sword with Wu Gang, and then adjusted his position and aimed Wu Gang's neck at the tip of the sword.
The thick tip of the sword was like a towering tree, Shi Yuanhua looked at the huge long sword and said, "Ready..."
Before he could finish his sentence, he saw the huge long sword hit Wu Gang's neck.
A shrill sound came from Wu Gang's neck, sending out a huge firelight.
Jing Yixuan didn't make a move after sending this blow, he was already preparing to clean up the battlefield, and he saw this amazing picture.
Wu Gang was like a nail, and he resisted this long sword condensed from sword qi.
Shi Yuanhua was behind Wu Gang, but he didn't feel any impact at all, as if Wu Gang's neck had canceled out the impact.
"You're really not an ordinary person!"
Shi Yuanhua whispered to Wu Gang, he remembered the huge thunder that fell from the sky in the haunted house, and now it seems that it is very likely that Wu Gang did it.
Wu Gang watched the tip of the huge sword come out against his neck, but he didn't feel anything, and called out to Ban Langen in a strange way: "What's going on?"
Banlangen smiled and said: "Ha, what kind of spicy chicken spell, let me tell you, your passive skill golden voice can resist all things!"
Wu Gang muttered in his mind: "Okay, can I eat it, after all, it is a sword qi condensation, and it will not be good if it explodes." ”
The Banlangen system showed a picture in Wu Gang's mind, and he made a gesture of please.
It seems that this golden voice skill strengthens not only Wu Gang's neck, but also his stomach!
Wu Gang was not polite, and opened his mouth to start eating the huge long sword from the beginning.
Jing Yixuan was stunned, he never thought that the sword qi he emitted one day could be eaten by someone, and with such a big sword qi, wasn't he afraid to hold it?
In fact, he was not the only one who was stunned, the Riyou God who was shooting had already thrown the two Gatlings in fright, Zhang Xiaoya fell from the sky with a long mouth, and Shi Yuanhua was already frozen in the air, watching Wu Gang eat the thick long sword without moving.
It's a very strange picture, like a little ant eating an elephant.
This is not a hanging!
Shi Yuanhua muttered in his heart and pushed forward according to Wu Gang's request.
Jing Yixuan waved his hand to make this sword qi burst out, but he was surprised to find that the long sword condensed by this sword qi was not under his control!
"Look for death! I see if you can eat this!"
Jing Yixuan was furious, and rushed towards Wu Gang is slap with a palm.
The two people who were watching the play directly opened up their firepower, and they were stunned to offset Jing Yixuan's angry palm.
But in this way, the mana of the two of them has completely bottomed out.
That palm was simply not something that the two little immortals could resist!
Jing Yixuan snorted coldly and said, "I can't do it!"
He flew towards Wu Gang again, but saw Wu Gang look at him strangely.
"Push me forward with all your might!"
Wu Gang said vaguely, Shi Yuanhua was very obedient and pushed Wu Gang at full speed.
And Wu Gang directly opened his big mouth, just like a weeding machine, and the sword qi was swallowed alive by Wu Gang into his stomach.
Jing Yixuan roared, flashed directly in front of Shi Yuanhua and slapped him down, and then pressed the top of Wu Gang's head one by one, silently sucking stars to take away Wu Gang's luck.
Wu Gang rolled his eyes, and the remaining sword qi was still floating in the air.
Shi Yuanhua fell to the ground and smashed a big hole, he looked into the air with blood in his mouth, and saw a brilliant ball of light in the sky, and vaguely heard Wu Gang's voice.
"It's amazing! The beautiful girl has transformed!"
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Riyou God fell into silence, he already knew the identities of these people, but he didn't expect Wu Gang to be so ······
Forget it, after all, when we meet for the first time, we can't jump to conclusions, and what we have to do now is to release Wu Gang.
Thinking about it, the god of the sun picked up the two Gatlings and merged them together, turning them into a strange box, each hole in the box contained a rocket, which looked very powerful.
"Open it for me!"
The god of the sun roared, pressed the trigger, and the rockets flew towards the huge ball of light in the sky one by one.
From a distance, it looks like a small line of fire connecting heaven and earth.
The rocket smashed into the ball of light, and although the fire was continuous, it did not cause any wind reaction to the light.
Riyou God hurriedly took out the phone and said, "Hey, it's amazing! The sealed immortal that Heavenly Court said has come out, and it's right here for me, you guys come quickly!"
Zhang Xiaoya said strangely: "Who are you talking to on the phone?"
Riyou God said proudly: "The Quartet reveals the truth, and there is the first land in the world." Plus Taishan Mansion Jun. ”
Zhang Xiaoya said: "Although I don't know how you managed to make a phone call to three people, the people you called were very powerful, especially the last one." ”
As a little impermanence who was fortunate enough to know Taishan Fujun, Zhang Xiaoya bragged to her good friend.
Riyou Shen smiled, and saw a person appear above the light cluster in the sky.
The man had eyes and a pale complexion, as if he had been at home for many days.
However, the momentum exuded from his body let the god of Riyou know that this otaku is the legendary Taishan Mansion Jun.
It was not easy for him to inquire about the phone number of Taishan Mansion Jun, but he didn't expect that after meeting, how could this person be like this?
Zhang Xiaoya didn't expect Taishan Mansion Jun to appear so directly without paying attention to the image, and subconsciously covered her face.
Taishan Mansion Jun studied the light cluster in front of him, and did not pay attention to the people below.
"What a thick pillar of luck, could it be Wu Gang? No, there is another person's breath, Jing Yixuan!"
After Taishan Fujun finished researching, he was shocked in his heart, and he stretched out his hand to tear open this light group.
But this ball of light is like a stone, and there is no place to start.
He frowned, and for a moment he didn't find a good idea.
But he said that in the light group, although Wu Gang's life was not in danger at this time, it was still a little uncomfortable for a person to press his hand on his head.
"Hey, brother, your technique is unprofessional, it's funny to have you massage like this, my wrinkles are about to be pinched out by you, are you tired of keeping such a posture all the time? In other words, let's go in such a big light group, why is it not hot at all, and it is cold, just as comfortable as in an air-conditioned room, hey, your spell is good, or you will teach me after absorbing my luck, do you know, although I am also a cultivator, I have not yet reached the point where the cold and heat do not invade, once it is summer, my God, that clothes, tsk, simply, I have no place from top to bottom that is dry, just like just fished out of the water, oops, it can really heat me to death。 ”
His voice was as continuous as the Yellow River, and as numerous as the stars in the sky, and Jing Yixuan's ears were full of Wu Gang's words for a while.
Under this kind of large amount of irrigation, the Banlan Root System has gained sufficient words, and Wu Gang's level has soared directly to level twenty-eight!
The Banlangen system sent a hint to Wu Gang: "Brother, your speech value has upgraded you to level twenty-eight, now you can order a new skill!
Four big words suddenly appeared in Wu Gang's mind.
Barrage Attack!
Wu Gang said strangely: "What kind of attack is this? barrage? I'm not watching the video now, how can I send the barrage, I'm afraid you're not fooling me." ”
Banlangen said: "You try it, light it up first!"
Wu Gang couldn't enter his mind world at this time, so he used his mind to let the Banlangen system help him light up.
"So, how do you use this skill?"
As soon as Wu was speaking, he strangely saw these words floating out of his mouth······
"Well, I know what to do. ”
Wu Gang said very entangledly, he always felt ashamed of this skill.
Jing Yixuan also saw that Wu Gang's words turned into several shiny blue fonts, he might not know that this font was a color that only members could have.
Wu Gang smiled and said: "Oh, although I don't know what to say now, you always see it, right? Isn't it cool, in this way, I am the same as the legendary power, and I can say whatever I say, although I am a barrage, but it is also a truth." ”
He happily watched the words float out of his mouth with a blue light, very funny.
Jing Yixuan said depressedly: "I don't understand, your luck is going to be taken away by me, how can you still be in the mood to speak." ”
Wu Gang shrugged his shoulders and said: "Then what can I do? I can't beat you, and I don't know if you will kill me after you take away my luck, hey, I don't understand, it's not a bad thing to love to talk, why are great immortals of your level so precious as gold? You know?" You reminded me of a person I knew in my previous studies, when this guy communicated with others about something, he never said it a second time, tsk, but later when he was looking for a part-time job, he was directly scolded by the boss and half dead, because when he was talking to a person, the person didn't understand, and then when he asked him, he didn't say anything, hey, that person thought that my classmate liked to pretend to be forced, and told the boss directly, after all, it was a very important thing. So, people just have to talk a lot, even if the animal is fine, it can scream twice. ”
Jing Yixuan was speechless and watched as Wu Gang's words turned into fonts floating in this light cluster, and he touched it with his free hand, and this word turned out to be physical!
If Wu Gang continues to talk like this, his star-absorbing array is very likely to be blown up!
"Okay, don't talk about it!"
Jing Yixuan's forbidden speech technique was applied to Wu Gang's mouth.
He thought it would have an effect, but Wu Gang was just stunned for a moment and said: "Oh, I'll go, what are you doing? I'm a pure man, you can't put lipstick on my mouth, really, I've never seen a great immortal like you, I said to myself about your, it has nothing to do with you, thank you, you suck your luck, what I said, can't we just be harmonious?"
Jing Yixuan's brows furrowed, his forbidden speech technique had no effect on Wu Gang in the slightest, this was still a snakeskin.
He thought back to when he learned the forbidden speech technique, every monk who loved to use spells was very aggrieved and speechless, and could only passively fight with him, and the pleasure of crushing was really nostalgic.
Why can't you get to Wu Gang?
He couldn't stop Wu Gang from speaking, so he had to silently speed up the absorption, but Wu Gang's luck was too huge, even if he accelerated to the maximum, he still couldn't completely absorb Wu Gang's luck.
Of course, the more dangerous scene is still outside the light group, the Sun You God and the Taishan Mansion Jun, plus the Quartet Jiedi and the First Land Gong have already moved this isolated light group into space, and summoned the heavenly soldiers to surround him, just waiting for Jing Yixuan to come out and die.