Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 50 The Super Exaggerated Smoking Cessation Process

Wu Gang panted and ran on the ground of the underworld, he felt that he was about to die, after all, he didn't know how far he had run, and he didn't rest halfway.

In order to quit his smoking addiction, Huang Meiling plans to let him run an ultra-marathon so that he no longer thinks about smoking.

Wu Gang felt that his physical strength had reached its limit, and he finally couldn't run.

Looking at Huang Meiling in front of him, he expressed disdain and said, "If you hadn't eaten the dishes that the cultivator gave you that can improve your physique, would you have such good physical strength?" ”

Huang Meiling smiled and said: "Yes, that's true, but it's just that I ate it and my physique improved, are you very unconvinced, hahaha." ”

She laughed at Wu Gang mercilessly, then supported Wu Gang on his shoulders and continued to run forward with Wu Gang.

The feeling in Zhang Xiaoya's heart became stronger and stronger, she knew that the portal of the human world was not far from her, so she pushed him vigorously behind Wu Gang so that he would not stop.

Wu Gang is very guilty now, he feels that his legs are no longer his own, more like a car, and Zhang Xiaoya is the engine, as for Huang Meiling, it is like the donkey pulling the cartΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·

"Asi, do you describe a donkey cart or a car, although I feel that you describe it accurately, but why do I feel so strange? ”

Wu Gang suddenly muttered to himself, so frightened that the two people around him thought he was talking nonsense, so he stopped and asked him to rest for a while.

Wu Gang fell to the ground panting, Shi Yuanhua looked at Wu Gang's embarrassed appearance, and stretched out his hand to inject a trace of mana into him, firstly to remove the toxins he had smoked for many years, and secondly, to relieve his physical strength.

Now Wu Gang seemed to be about to go to heaven, first sitting on the ground, and then he couldn't support it, so he lay directly on the ground, panting heavily.

"Seriously, just like you, can you really worship Shu Mountain? ”

Zhang Xiaoya said in disbelief, she really couldn't figure out why Xiaotian from Shushan would introduce Wu Gang to Shushan, even if he was a big person, but his current performance felt completely unreliable.

Wu Gang shrugged his shoulders and said: "Who knows, it's probably because I'm handsome, which is very in line with the requirements of their Shushan sect apprenticeship, haven't you read it in the novel, those Shushan disciples are not dragons and phoenixes among people, either sword saints, or Dionysus or something, right." ”

He regained some strength and was finally able to speak again.

But it was good that he didn't speak, and as soon as he spoke, everyone thought that his strength was almost recovered, so they pulled him up and ran again.

Wu Gang screamed miserably, his feet slamming on the ground.

After Huang Meiling ate Na Sha Luo Shou, even her strength became super large, and she didn't feel any effort to carry half of Wu Gang's body, and with Zhang Xiaoya on the other side, Wu Gang seemed to be flying.

But if he dared to do so, his feet might be rubbed and on fire.

Wu Gang struggled to move his legs, and tried to turn his gaze to divert attention, the scenery on the side of the road crossed in front of his eyes, he is now following the treadmill is a reason, just move his legs, there is no need to look at the direction at all.

Shi Yuanhua looked at Wu Gang speechlessly on the side, and said in his heart, hasn't this guy already run a twenty-three-kilometer half marathon before? Why can't he do it now, it seems that he has to go back to a gym to train.

Wu Gang didn't know Shi Yuanhua's thoughts, he vaguely saw that there seemed to be a figure flashing in the forest on the side of the road, and he remembered what Xiao Tian said about the powerful ghost on the road to return yang.

"Hey, be careful, those ghosts are infested. ”

Wu Gang issued a warning, reminding everyone not to be confused.

Then he saw Shi Yuanhua show the Imperial Sword, and the sword aura emitted from the sword directly scared away the fierce ghosts who were about to approach around him.

"I don't know how Xiaotian passed this road in the first place, did he rely on flying?"

Wu Gang thought about this path, if it weren't for Shi Yuanhua himself being white impermanence, and the long sword in his hand was still a magic weapon given to him by the king of Hades himself, the two combined, unless the brain was sick, no one would dare to approach.

Wu Gang was upside down, and finally saw a gate that was emitting blue light, and a golden vortex in the middle of the gate exuded a strong yang energy, which seemed to be a portal to the world.

Wu Gang shouted: "My God, it's finally here, I'm tired, let's rest for a while, and then go in." ”

Shi Yuanhua said with a smile: "No, seeing that victory is just around the corner, how can you stagnate, travel through time and space, cross the limit, and your end is just around the corner." ”

Wu Gang glanced at Shi Yuanhua speechlessly and said, "It's okay, don't use the lyrics as lines, thank you." ”

Shi Yuanhua snorted, directly grabbed Wu Gang and said to the two girls: "Let's go, we have been in the underworld for four days, and the human world may only be two days now, so it's too late to go back now." ”

Wu Gang said strangely: "What is the time? What strange thing are you talking about?" ”

Shi Yuanhua said gloomily: "It's nothing, it's just that you just said that you don't want to fight with that Jing Yixuan, so I want to Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·"

Wu Gang said with a bitter face: "No, you don't want to, are you planning to let me deal with that Jing Yixuan? You didn't see the sword qi that day, if we collide, we can still talk here now? It is likely to turn into a pile of dust in the Three Realms." ”

Shi Yuanhua said: "No way, I've been thinking about how to deal with that Jing Yixuan after returning to the human world, but after thinking about it, I found that none of the immortals who came to play in the human world may be Jing Yixuan's opponent, you must know that he has cultivated from the time when Hongmeng first opened the world to the present, and his mana cultivation can be imagined, but his purpose is not to destroy this world, so he didn't do anything terrible." But no matter what he does, the order of the human world will be chaotic and must be disciplined. ”

Wu Gang took over and said: "So, you plan to let me, a single magician who has no magic power and was bullied by my cousin, to destroy Jing Yixuan? Come on, you tell me, how am I going to deal with that Jing Yixuan? Even if I worship in Shu Mountain, I have to cultivate for several years, although you all say that I am a big person, but I really don't even know who I am." ”

Zhang Xiaoya said: "When the time comes, you will know, although we don't know what kind of person you are." ”

Wu Gang said: "You know I don't know, I don't know you don't know, but when will you know?"

Shi Yuanhua smiled: "Whether you know it or not, in short, you have to deal with that Jing Yixuan." ”

Wu Gang said: "Okay, it's a big deal, hang up, get a box lunch, you are a ghost fairy, why can't you be an honest bodyguard with one idea a day." It really is. ”

His eyes rolled, as if he was thinking about how to deal with Jing Yixuan.

Shi Yuanhua seemed to remember something: "By the way, I heard Lord Hades tell me that Jing Yixuan has been sealed for tens of thousands of years, and his mana may not return to the peak of the year for a while and a half, so it's too late for you to deal with him now." ”

Wu Gang slapped his thigh and said, "That's okay! Let's go." ”

He turned around and strode into the portal to go to the human world, when he heard Shi Yuanhua say coldly behind him: "Although his strength has not recovered to the original, his skill is probably a little higher than that of the True Martial Emperor." ”

Wu Gang turned around and said, "A little higher, how tall?"

Shi Yuanhua said calmly: "It's about the height of a building and a bungalow. ”

Wu Gang suddenly sat on the ground again and said, "Forget it, or let's stay in the underworld, and wait for Jing Yixuan to be killed by that great god before leaving." ”

Zhang Xiaoya pointed to the distance and said, "You can't help it if you want to stay here, but I'm sure those ghosts will pull you along with them on the road to Huanyang." ”

She glanced at Shi Yuanhua, turned around and was about to leave.

Shi Yuanhua understood, so he opened the portal that only ghosts and immortals could pass through and prepared to leave this place.

Huang Meiling said on the side: "UhΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β· Although I don't know why they suddenly asked you to deal with Jing Yixuan, I think if you can get rid of your addiction, you may have a better chance of dealing with that Jing Yixuan. ”

Wu Gang raised his face and said, "Hey, shouldn't you suddenly think of some strange way to quit smoking to deal with me?"

Huang Meiling smiled: "No." ”

Wu Gang turned around and walked towards the portal and said, "I still don't believe it, quitting smoking addiction can deal with an immortal who has been cultivating for tens of thousands of years, what kind of calf is this?" ”

Huang Meiling, Shi Yuanhua, and Zhang Xiaoya laughed at each other, they also just thought of this idea.

Wu Gang is actually a bar spirit, he sometimes likes to raise the bar with others, and now he enters the portal and returns to the human world, probably to prove that quitting smoking can't fight against Jing Yixuan.

In fact, he couldn't, but Wu Gang liked to raise the bar, so he did it.

"I didn't expect this guy to be provoked so easily, it's such a strange character. ”

Zhang Xiaoya, an old mother who has seen a big child since she was a child, said.

On the way, Zhang Xiaoya sent several messages to Shi Yuanhua to ask him to cooperate.

That's right, such a painstaking arrangement is to let Wu Gang completely quit his addiction to smoking, and to deal with Jing Yixuan, he doesn't need to do it at all.

But if you encounter it again, there is no way to do it.

After passing through the portal, Wu Gang's eyes lit up, and he found himself in a temple-like place.

Wu Gang turned his head and only saw the statue of Taishan Mansion Jun there, and did not find the previous portal.

Subsequently, Huang Meiling and the others appeared in front of Wu Gang out of thin air, and they also looked behind them in surprise, but they didn't expect that the passage to the underworld turned out to be the statue of Taishan Fujun.

Wu Gang subconsciously took a handful in his pocket and didn't catch anything.

He sneered, "I said, don't you really want me to deal with Jing Yixuan?"

Zhang Xiaoya glanced at him and said, "Of course not, there will naturally be other immortals against Jing Yixuan, but if you don't succeed in quitting smoking, we will consider secretly sending you to Jing Yixuan." ”

Wu Gang said depressedly: "It's just to quit smoking, don't be so exaggerated." ”