Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 62 Messing with the wrong people

Wu Gang carefully handed the ham sausage in his hand to Scourge Dou, Scourge blinked his eyes, and ate the ham sausage in Wu Gang's hand with a snort.

"Good!"

Everyone laughed, and it seemed that this scourge was not all about fire.

Wu Gang smiled and stroked Scourge Dou's head, and it still felt very comfortable.

He hugged the big black dog and said, "I didn't expect you to not only be able to become bigger and smaller, but even eat ordinary food, I wonder if you have become a monster." ”

Scourge stuck out his tongue and licked Wu Gang again.

Taishan Mansion Jun walked up happily and stroked the dog's head and said with a smile: "This scourge has mutated to such a point, it's good to stay and adopt it." ”

Huang Meiling and Liang Lele, two girls, took the opportunity to step forward and stroke the head of this scourge, it seems that this mythical and legendary monster is so docile, it is really unbelievable.

Wu Gang smiled: "Since it can reduce its size, I think we can take it to the world to have a good time." ”

Huang Meiling also laughed and said: "Of course, such a cute big black dog, anyone who sees it will like it, and it's a scourge, a mutated scourge that can eat other food besides fire, it's definitely very easy to raise, I decided, I'll arrange an absolutely comfortable kennel for it when I get home." ”

Shi Yuanhua muttered to himself: "If you want to say cute, I think the black cat is actually a little cuter, and looking at Nami's nobility, it is much better than this big black dog scourge." ”

As soon as these words came out, all the women looked at Shi Yuanhua with a strange look.

Zhang Xiaoya said calmly: "Don't become a cat in exchange for pets, thank you." ”

Shi Yuanhua blushed and walked away.

Everyone played with the scourge again, and even Taishan Fujun had a lot of dog hair on his body.

He laughed and said, "This scourge is still in the development stage, and it will still grow in the future, it is really unimaginable, if he regains his original size, I don't know how tall it will be." ”

Wu Gang smiled: "Oh, in the future, riding a dog as big as an elephant is definitely very emotional, and it is fluffy, which is even cooler than a car." ”

Scourge screamed excitedly, and then put his head on Wu Gang's hand, motioning for him to continue stroking himself.

Wu Gang and the others played with the scourge again, and it was not until dark that they brought it to the palace of Taishan Fujun.

After placing the scourge fight, Taishan Mansion Jun said: "I'm going to see what's going on, Taishan Wonderland can't enter without my permission." ”

He turned around and left, leaving Wu Gang here.

Wu Gang smiled and stroked the scourge who was about to fall asleep, and muttered a lot of intimate words, and these words didn't even know Zhang Xiaoya and Shi Yuanhua.

"Hello, I know you understand me, but you're a very reliable friend, haha. ”

Wu Gang laughed and hugged the dog's head in his arms, and now he looked extremely lonely, which made people very strange.

The Banlangen system, which lived in Wu Gang's brain, also sensed Wu Gang's strange emotions, but it didn't know what to say and continued to remain silent.

At this time, the night of Xuanwu City has fallen, Wu Defa, who lives in Binjiang Road in Xuanwu City, is rushing home after work, he is humming a little song while driving a car, this road is rarely passed, even the vehicles rarely go from this road, only Wu Defa walks this road every day, so it is very relaxed and leisurely.

"Ugh yo fog grass!"

Wu Defa suddenly screamed and braked the car, and he felt as if he had hit something.

He hurriedly pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what he had hit.

But the road was empty and there was nothing.

"What's going on!

Wu Defa was shocked, he usually likes to read supernatural novels, he thought of something, and he was about to drive away from here in a hurry.

He got into the car again, and the car started smoothly.

"Hey, weird, I obviously felt like I hit something, what's going on. ”

Wu Defa muttered to himself, and was glad that he had not been involved in any traffic accidents.

All the way back home, he put the food in the car on the table and asked his wife to come and clean up.

Wu Mu Han Xiaoxiao took the dishes to the kitchen, and Wu Defa told him what he encountered on the way to work.

Han Xiaoxiao said strangely: "How is this possible, did you really meet Ah Piao?"

Wu Defa waved his hand and said, "How is it possible, although I usually like to read supernatural novels, but I won't have this kind of hallucination." ”

Han smiled and said: "I think it's possible, tell you not to read supernatural novels when you're fine, now it's okay, hallucinations." ”

Wu Defa was speechless, he began to chop vegetables, while Han Xiaoxiao was washing dishes and brushing the pot.

"By the way, we haven't received a call from Wu Gang's stinky boy for a long time, right?"

Han Xiaoxiao said suddenly.

Although Wu Gang told them that he was going to travel before, it was always a little uneasy that he hadn't called for so long.

Wu De smiled and said: "Oh, don't worry about that kid, he won't suffer anywhere, and didn't I ask our niece Wu Xiu'er to take care of him, that girl has been practicing martial arts since she was a child, and the two of them can take care of each other together." ”

Han Xiaoxiao was a little relieved, she got up from the pot to boil oil and prepare to stir-fry, when she heard a knock on the door.

Wu Defa walked out of the kitchen to the door, he was just about to open the door, his eyes suddenly rolled, and he observed the things outside with a cat's eye.

"Ouch, Fog Grass!"

Wu Defa screamed, causing Han Xiaoxiao to complain.

"The boss is a person, how can he be surprised. ”

She walked to the door, glanced at Wu Defa, and was about to open the door, but was stopped by Wu Defa.

"Wife, there's no one outside the door!"

Wu Defa said in a panic.

Han Xiaoxiao glanced at Wu Defa strangely and said, "What are you talking nonsense." ”

She also looked through the cat's eyes, and then angrily said to Wu De: "Our child is back." ”

Wu Defa said strangely: "Hmm, he's back? This kid, I'm going to teach him a good lesson later." Dare to scare Lao Tzu. ”

He opened the door very angrily, and Wu Gang was standing there.

"Come in, stinky boy!"

Wu Defa pulled Wu Gang into the door and took him to the sofa to sit down.

"Didn't you go on a trip? Why are you back now? By the way, what about your cousin Wu Xiu'er?"

Wu Defa said to Wu Gang.

Han Xiaoxiao went back to the kitchen and started cooking.

Wu Gang said calmly: "I didn't see my cousin. ”

Wu Defa didn't care about Wu Gang's abnormal behavior, he thought it was because this kid was playing too crazy and tired.

"Forget it, since you've come back from traveling, you must be going to work, have you figured out what to do?"

Wu Defa asked Wu Gang.

Wu Gang was silent, as if he had been hit by something.

Wu Defa saw Wu Gang like this, he wondered in his heart, but he didn't say anything, maybe it was because of what kind of stimulation this son was outside, it might be fine in a few days.

"Son, let me tell you, if you have suffered any grievances outside, just tell us, we are not the kind of parents who are not enlightened and will not reprimand you. ”

He said softly to Wu Gang, but there was silence for a while.

Seeing this, Wu Defa got up and walked into the kitchen, and said to Wu Gang: "Then you can watch TV first, I bought a lot of chili peppers and beef today." ”

Then he whispered and smiled, "Why do I think something is wrong with our son?"

Han Xiaoxiao glanced at Wu Gang in the living room and said, "If there is anything wrong, it may be that you are tired of playing, just get some sleep." ”

Wu Defa nodded and said, "That's okay, old woman, I'll bring me the Moutai that I'm going to drink for the New Year, and I'll enlighten him well." ”

Han Xiaoxiao nodded.

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The fragrant meal was placed in front of Wu Gang, and Wu Gang was still silent, he quietly watched the food motionless.

Wu Defa poured Wu Gang a glass of wine, poured another glass for himself and said: "Son, what's unpleasant, drink! ”

Wu Gang looked at the wine in a daze, ignoring Wu Defa's words.

Knock knock!

There was another knock on the door, Wu Defa and Han Xiaoxiao glanced at each other, got up and opened the door.

Outside the door was another Wu Gang.

It's just that this Wu Gang was very panicked, as if he had encountered something terrifying.

Wu Defa and Han Xiaoxiao's faces changed, and they looked at Wu Gang in the living room again.

This Wu Gang was still dumbfounded, but Wu Gang outside the door said in an extremely frightened voice: "Dad, Mom! Hurry up!

As soon as the words fell, Wu Gang in the living room also stood up and said, "Dad, Mom, close the door, it's not me outside the door!"

Wu Defa fell silent, while Han Xiaoxiao said calmly: "Then you prove who is Wu Gang." ”

The two Wu Gang said in unison: "He's a fake, he's a ghost!"

"Shut up the hell Lao Tzu!

Wu Defa suddenly burst out and turned on the voice-activated lights in the corridor.

He untied his belt and pulled it towards Wu Gang at the door, but Han Xiaoxiao's hand didn't know when a mop appeared.

"Hey! Play this game with the old lady! The old lady will let you die again!"

Han Xiaoxiao's whole person suddenly did not look like a good wife and mother just now, and ran to Wu Gang in the living room with a mop.

The two Wu Gang smiled sadly and disappeared.

The entire corridor, including Wu Defa's house, was plunged into darkness.

"Wife, it looks like we're going to clean up the house tomorrow. ”

Wu Defa's voice came from the darkness.

Han Xiaoxiao couldn't see Wu Defa, but her back was stuck behind Wu Defa, she said while observing the surroundings: "It's just to clean up the house, smashed something, it's a big deal to buy it tomorrow, and my husband, don't read supernatural novels in the future, you see what's going on here." ”

Wu De laughed and said: "Oh, don't talk about this kind of thing now, let's say that we haven't moved our muscles and bones for a long time, and the riverside heroes of the year can't let these little ghosts look down on them today." ”

Han Xiaoxiao clenched the mop in his hand and said, "Don't talk nonsense, smash it!"

"Drink!"

Wu Defa and Han Xiaoxiao shouted together, sweeping the things in their hands towards the surrounding darkness.

In the darkness, there was a lot of smashing sounds of coffee tables and cups being smashed, which was very heroic.