Chapter 48 The large intestine of pigs flown in Java
Xiang Yu said so much in one breath, Bai Wenxin held a pen and didn't move.
"You are a person, why don't you have any sincerity at all. Give it to me, I'll help you remember!"
really snatched the pen and paper and recorded it to Xiang Yu quickly.
It was almost written, and he checked it carefully before handing it to Bai Wenxin again, "You take a closer look, if there is no objection, just follow this piece of paper." I'm just being humiliated physically and mentally by you, aren't you looking forward to it?"
"I ......"
"What am I, I can't bargain. If you don't agree, I'll go to Liu Yingying to humiliate me. ”
No joke, Xiang Yu really turned around to leave.
Bai Wenxin gritted his teeth and shouted to him, "You wait!"
Prepared, Xiang Yu quickly paused and changed his expression, like a real estate consultant waiting for the client's signature: "Don't hesitate? ”
"I don't have that much money. With a red face, Bai Wenxin's appearance when he spoke was really reasonable.
Xiang Yu almost thought that he had heard it wrong, "Then why do you support me?"
Caught in a tangle, Bai Wenxin's whole beautiful little face wrinkled into a bitter gourd, for fear that Xiang Yu would turn around and leave to find Liu Yingying to "humiliate", she came up with a way as quickly as possible, "In this way, I will go to my parents!"
It's like a primary school student who has saved up for half a month and asks his parents for 100 yuan in pocket money.
Bai Wenxin is a man of action, he thinks the idea is good, he carries the hem of the feather skirt and runs away happily, "You wait for me, I'll come right away!"
Imagining the picture of Bai Qianjin asking her parents for money and explaining that she wanted to raise a wild man, Xiang Yu couldn't help but be excited.
The premise is that if their family is in the normal IQ range, Bai Wenxin is afraid that he will not be able to escape a beating.
If you are beaten, you will be beaten, the victim is not him, Xiang Yu is at ease.
After being taught a lesson by his parents, with Bai Wenxin's character, he should not have the face to mention the matter of feelings again.
As long as she gives up, there is a high chance that the revision progress will be reversed.
Temporarily ruling out the crisis, Xiang Yu began to focus on the banquet itself.
It is worthy of a dinner party with a Mary Sue background, the gorgeous banquet hall is full of all kinds of international celebrities, dressed luxuriously and eye-catchingly, everyone is polite and polite, more like an idol drama shooting scene, the camera is not turned off, and everyone is pretending to be elegant in one breath.
Well...... Wearing a lolita skirt is barely understandable, Xiang Yu even saw the black state natives, although it was only a flash.
Liu Yingying, who is wearing a starlight dress, is particularly eye-catching, her temperament is natural, and she has a natural feeling with the gorgeous background.
She was talking to others, her delicate makeup looked particularly dazzling under the lights, and after Bai Wenxin left, she became the focus of attention of the audience.
After glancing twice, Xiang Yu withdrew his gaze and said to himself: "It is worthy of being the second female with a perfect personality, and the old routine that is more popular than the first female has mastered the essence." ”
In the latter sentence, he complained about the Mary Sue modifier.
"Sir, would you like something to eat?"
Look at the lively waiter who took the initiative to serve Xiang Yu, but his expression did not match his enthusiastic tone, and his disdainful look made his whole person look a little fine.
When he walked into the banquet hall, Xiang Yu found a long table with all kinds of delicacies, exquisite shapes and aromas.
In the evening, I received a call from Comrade Yuan Hongmei and hurried over, but I didn't have time to eat, Xiang Yu was indeed a little hungry.
Seeing that he looked very interested, the waiter with a strong sense of superiority introduced, "This is Kobe beef that was airlifted from neon...... This is the caviar of Switzerland. It is commendable to conscientiously perform his own work, but he wants to add: "Many people may not have seen it in their lifetime and cannot afford to eat, so seize this opportunity and feast on it." ”
After speaking, he raised his eyebrows proudly.
Look down on people, huh?
If Xiang Yu is bound to the Jack Su modifier, the waiter will definitely be beaten, or a hammer blast. Hammered to the point that his own mother didn't know that.
Xiang Yu has a habit of not showing mountains and not showing water even if he is angry.
He groaned and moved from one end of the table to the other.
Finally, with a dissatisfied expression, he asked the waiter: "Is there a pig intestine that was flown in from Guava?"
"Javanese...... Pig intestine?"
The waiter's brain was a little insufficient, and it was obviously the simplest words, but when put together, he was confused.
"Is there any!" a voice roared out, and Xiang Yu roared out his momentum.
The waiter shrunk his neck, "No, not really." ”
Xiang Yu looked disappointed, but he didn't mean to give up: "Is there a dinosaur foot teleported from the Cretaceous?"
Cretaceous ...... Dinosaur feet?"
This time, without waiting for Xiang Yu to yell out, the waiter took the initiative to answer: "No." ”
It seemed very disappointed, but he was still heartbroken, "Then I'll make do with a bite of sea cucumber and abalone." ”
So, Xiang Yu could only "retreat to the second", sandwiched a plate of precious ingredients, and "reluctantly" filled his stomach.
Although he still looked down on Xiang Yu, after this battle, the waiter saw that Xiang Yu was not easy to provoke, so he forcibly suppressed his unhappiness, and served the powerful again.
Lao Xiang's family eats, pays attention to the combination of meat and vegetables, and after eating meat dishes, Xiang Yu decided to follow the old tradition of the family and eat coriander appropriately.
I was lingering at the long table when the lights in the banquet hall flickered.
The crowd exclaimed.
The huge crystal chandelier overhead flashes the effect of a discotheque glitter ball.
Everyone laughed, the atmosphere was better, and they didn't care what was going on.
Xiang Yu, who was standing at the long table eating sushi, watched for a long time as the waiter called an electrician and set up a ladder to repair the circuit.
Whether it is the lavish surface or the detailed corners, it shows the guests the amazing wealth of the host. But what can it be, the line will be in poor contact and will be aged.
Wipe off the rice grains at the corners of his mouth, and Xiang Yu ate and drank to his heart's content.
Worried about the rice grains on his clothes, Xiang Yu looked down. The crystal chandelier flickered again, and though it was brief, he noticed a glowing amount of dust on his chest.
What?
didn't care too much, Xiang Yu casually dusted his hand.
I'm already a little impatient with waiting for the owner of the manor - even if it's the finale, more than half an hour has passed, and this pass is too long.
Thinking about finishing his mother's affairs, and then leaving quickly, looking around, Xiang Yu was suddenly attracted by an ornament on the long table.
It stands to reason that the appearance of an intricately carved horn in a banquet hall decorated in the style of a European manor is not too abrupt. The surprise is the carving above, and the strong wildness is about to come out.
Look around to see if anyone is paying attention to you, and Xiang Yu picked up the horns to watch.
The horns are huge, and through the specially polished shapes and Xiang Yu's limited zoological knowledge, it is impossible to determine which kind of horns it is. Maybe so...... Buffalo?
Xiang Yu is more interested in the carvings above, and if you look closely, you will find that it shows the life of primitive tribes.
When I held it in my hand, I didn't have the expected weight, and I lifted the bottom a little higher to find that it was hollow.
Squinted one eye into the hollowed-out horns, huh...... A conch smell. Manatee's horns, perhaps?
Just as he was about to pass the boring dinner time by studying the horns, suddenly, a group of black figures surrounded Xiang Yu.
He looked up inexplicably and saw that it was five or six people from the primitive tribe of Heizhou. Due to the superior height, regardless of the expression, forming a semicircle can cause a lot of pressure.
Sure that these people were coming for him, Xiang Yu was confused.
In Mary Sue's film and television dramas and novels, in the face of the choice of supporting roles, in the limited share, there seems to be nothing wrong with the natives of Black State, right?