Volume 1 The Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 60 Death Must Be a Box

Wu Gang sweated like rain in the gym of Taishan Fujun, he was glad that he had been trained by Huang Meiling and Wu Xiuer together, so it was not so hard.

Although Taishan Fujun said that he would take Wu Gang to train in the gravity room he had built when his own muscles were strong enough to a certain extent, Wu Gang didn't want to go to that place just now. Although the comics are about listening to the blood, if you really go to that place to exercise, the hard work required is absolutely unimaginable.

Huang Meiling looked at Wu Gang sweating from the side, and suddenly said, "Oh, if you are like this, you might as well go and do some courier work to train yourself." ”

She probably suggested to Wu Gang based on the method used by Long Kong in the early stage of cultivation.

Wu Gang glanced at Huang Meiling and said: "Although what you said is very reasonable, but now we are in the Taishan Wonderland, Taishan Mansion Jun also said that the establishment time of this Taishan Wonderland is longer than the time when Jing Yixuan became an immortal, he can't find it here, practicing here is definitely twice the result with half the effort, and the vitality is sufficient, even the usual muscle exercise will be very effective." Why go out and work to train yourself?"

Huang Meiling was blinded by Wu Gang's big words, and she said angrily: "It's a waste, forget it, I don't care about you, and I don't know when Jing Yixuan will be able to subjugate the law." ”

Wu Gang smiled and said, "I'll take care of his business!" Don't worry, and before that, I decided to train for fifty years first. ”

Huang Meiling slapped Wu Gang and said, "Fifty years, dare to ask you that the old people are in their seventies and eighties, don't you think it's a little too late to subdue Jing Yixuan again?"

Wu Gang sneered: "You also know that this is not a novel, and there is no plug-in that can make me stronger in an instant." ”

Huang Meiling suddenly thought of the performance of Wu Gang and the demon king in the horror apartment: "I remember, when you touched the demon king in the horror apartment before, the demon king was like being burned by magma, and there were some burns on his body, and before, when you were in the haunted house, you slammed that demon cultivator Fan Haokong, and it seemed that you also summoned the heavenly thunder." ”

She pointed at Wu Gang and said, "Say it! There is only one truth! Tell me what you are hiding." ”

Wu Gang heard what Huang Meiling said, and said in his heart that she actually said me so awesomely, I didn't even know that I was so awesome.

But after thinking about it for a long time, Wu Gang didn't know what to say, after all, those were really coincidences in his opinion, but how could so many coincidences in the world happen to the same person.

Looking at Huang Meiling's determined eyes, Wu Gang turned off the treadmill and said with a bitter face: "I really don't know, those are all coincidences, and don't you also look at the weather station, there was a thunderstorm at that time, I suspect that it is very likely that when the thunder and lightning mother were in the clouds, he saw the demonic qi here and thundered down, as for the scalding demon kingΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β· I can't explain this, of course, I actually have a reason, that is, I am afraid that you will think I am bragging. ”

Huang Meiling looked at Wu Gang and said strangely: "You say, but if you make me think that you are bragging, I will report to Taishan Mansion in advance that you have been able to enter the gravity room." ”

It turned out that in order to promote the two of them, Taishan Mansion specially asked Huang Meiling to supervise Wu Gang's exercise, and Zhang Xiaoya and Shi Yuanhua were given a place with sufficient energy by him to cultivate.

After Wu Gang knew the sinister intentions of Taishan Fujun, he couldn't cry or laugh, he really didn't have any feelings for Huang Meiling, if anything, it was just friendship at most.

Looking at Huang Meiling's look of what kind of eyes can you say, Wu Gang smiled and said: "Let me tell you, I have been exercising my unicorn arms every night, and these arms have been full of yang energy under my tempering! ”

Huang Meiling squirted out the tea in her mouth, she looked at Wu Gang angrily and said, "Is the unicorn arm not, lift a dumbbell for me!"

In this way, the morning passed, and the afternoon was to cultivate the old and the new that Taishan Mansion Jun taught to Wu Gang.

Wu Gang quietly practiced the most basic spitting out the old and accepting the new on a high cliff, while Huang Meiling and Liang Lele began to accept Wu Xiu'er's teachings on the side, according to the two of them, it is definitely not possible to deal with the big demon king Jing Yixuan, but at least it can't be delayed.

It seems that these two girls are very conscious, and when Wu Xiuer learned that Wu Gang had entered Shushan, the whole person was so excited that she wanted to call the sky to a hole, as if she was going to Shushan to apprentice.

Wu Gang asked his cousin to be so excited about Mao, Wu Xiu'er said very happily: "Don't you know? Shushan, that's the starting point of all Xianxia stories, although I know through you that there are gods and monsters in this world, but this kind of thing that only exists in novels can be touched, it's really incredible." ”

Wu Gang wondered: "What's incredible, think about the martial arts you learned in the martial arts school and the like, in fact, Shushan and the school are of the same nature, and they are all learning some very powerful knowledge or something in it." Thinking about it, are you still excited?"

Wu Xiu'er was speechless when Wu Gang said this, gave him a fist and walked away.

Although she was later pulled over by Huang Meiling and Liang Lele to ask for martial arts and the like, Wu Xiuer was still angry.

She looked at Wu Gang on the high cliff on the side, and had the urge to kick Wu Gang down, maybe Wu Gang might have some adventures in this way.

Wu Xiu'er's heart moved, and Wu Gang, who was cultivating the basic internal strength, opened his eyes instantly, this is very likely to be the biological instinct honed by years of attack, to a certain extent, Wu Xiu'er should be regarded as Wu Gang's enlightenment teacher.

Wu Gang looked at his cousin with a smile, he had finished practicing, the muscle soreness in his body was eliminated, and as soon as he opened it, he opened his eyes and saw his cousin looking at him with a malicious look.

Of course, he knew what kind of bad intentions his cousin had, so he hurriedly took the lead and stopped his cousin's vicious thoughts with his eyes.

But it didn't seem to work.

Wu Xiu'er walked up to Wu Gang and smiled, "Cousin, have you finished cultivating your internal strength?"

Wu Gang said with a smile: "I don't think this is a cultivation of internal strength, but I just eliminate the muscle soreness in my body through breathing, so that the muscles can be restored to the healthiest state." ”

Wu Xiu'er also smiled: "What my cousin said is very reasonable, but Taishan Mansion Jun said that you are going to deal with the big devil Jing Yixuan, so in order to make you become a savior-like existence as soon as possible, we decided to let you jump off the cliff once." ”

"Wucao, has this cousin started to use routines for me? No, if I have a chance in the future, I must find a suitable person to marry her, and if this continues, I will probably die!"

Wu Gang was silent in his heart when heaven and man were at war, but his heart was full of drama.

Wu Xiu'er doesn't eat Wu Gang's set, she is still angry about Wu Gang's statement that the sect is the school, but she can't find anything wrong.

Seeing that Wu Gang didn't speak for a long time, Wu Xiu'er showed a sinister smile and said, "Cousin, it seems that you are acquiescing if you don't speak, take it!"

She kicked Wu Gang down directly, looking very relieved.

Wu Gang was shocked and said: "You are really here, your soul is faint! Do you believe it or not, you will arouse the disgust of readers! Do you want to be the most unpopular and decent character!"

Wu Xiu'er felt that Wu Gang might have been incoherent because of fright, and ignored Wu Gang's words that broke the fourth wall.

But Wu didn't fall for a minute just now, and he fell to the ground, and he was so frightened that he screamed for a long time before he realized that he was fine.

It turns out that there is a platform under this high cliff, which is large enough to support a tent.

Wu Xiu'er squatted on the edge of the cliff and pointed at Wu Gang and laughed loudly: "Cousin, how can I be as inhuman as you said, hahaha, how is it, do you have a feeling of falling off the cliff and meeting treasures." ”

She already knew that there was a platform under the cliff here, so she had already thought about how to tidy up Wu Gang, who told him to say that the sect full of romance in the rivers and lakes was a very academic school.

It's not the same thing at all, okay?

Wu Xiu'er proudly looked at Wu Gang standing at the bottom of the cliff, sneering unscrupulously, this feeling is the feeling of childhood, there is nothing wrong!

Wu Gang looked at his cousin helplessly, and suddenly told a story, a super terrifying story.

This story is extremely terrifying, and Huang Meiling and Liang Lele, who are about to find a rope to pull Wu Gang up, are both pale with fright.

And Wu Xiuer felt that she was a martial arts practitioner, so she listened to all the stories directly.

Then she was scared like a hamster, and she wanted to pull Wu Gang up with tears in her eyes.

Wu Gang was proud in his heart, and the skills of a great orator to tell horror stories were really scary, wow quack.

Wu Xiu'er has been grinding her muscles and bones since she was a child, and her strength is extremely amazing, and pulling Wu Gang up is like pulling a little doll.

"Behind you, ahhhh

The content of the horror story Wu Gang told suddenly flashed in Wu Xiu'er's mind, and she was suddenly startled, and her legs instantly became weak.

Wu Gang was climbing up with his strength, and saw Wu Xiu'er also falling.

"Fog grass!

He screamed, and he was killed.

Wu Xiu'er smashed on Wu Gang very happily, and the two fell on the platform under the cliff together, but they rolled to the edge of the platform again, and unfortunately fell.

There was no place to treat anyone under the platform, and the two of them rolled down very happily.

Huang Meiling and Liang Lele were shocked, and hurriedly began to call Taishan Fujun, who was playing games in the palace.

I don't know if it's too late, anyway, let's express my meaning first.

Wu Gang said to his cousin in his arms in the air: "Ni look, let's die now, pray that there is a space gate below us to pass through." ”

Wu Xiu'er said to Wu Gang apologetically: "Cousin, how did I know that your story is so scary, hey, I'm sorry." ”

Wu Gang was speechless, she didn't stand firm just now, she thought of the ghost story she told just now.

Hey, at the end of the day, I'm still dying.