Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 37 Mountaineering
The paper figure seemed to have no emotion, and although a trace of astonishment flashed on its face just now, it was now relieved.
Wu Gang pointed at its nose and cursed angrily, as if to alleviate the fear that it had just frightened.
The paper man seemed to slow down, and got up at a fast speed and grabbed Wu Gang's neck.
Wu Gang looked at the paper figure with a contemptuous look on his face as usual and said with a smile: "Yo, it's pinch your neck again, you ghosts, will you do this trick?" Come and pinch, if you can't kill you, you're shit, no, you're not even as good as shit, you're just a waste, pinch, hard! Spicy chicken!"
The paper man's face was finally no longer the cold expression that seemed to be smiling, and a kind of fear appeared on its face, as if it had never thought that the human neck would be so hard.
Wu Xiu'er next to Wu Gang, Shi Yuanhua and others all looked at Wu Gang in amazement, Zhang Xiaoya was a little distracted and said: "You... When will there be a golden bell jar?"
Wu Gang turned his head without any pressure and said calmly: "You don't have to worry about this, you first pull this waste away from me." ”
He took a bite of waste, and a painful expression appeared on the paper man's face, as if Wu Gang's words were like a knife piercing its heart.
A scientist once did an experiment that if you swear at a flower, the flower will show a withering posture, and if you say good things to the flower, the flower will appear a cheerful mood and will appear vibrant.
It can be seen that everything has a spirit, and a life without emotions does not exist in this world, let alone a ghost?
The ghost slowly let go of the hand that was holding Wu Gang, it had no ability to speak, so its emotions were written on its face.
Wu Bai saw Wu Gang's face clearly by the moonlight, and muttered to himself, "Who are you?"
was told by Wu Gang before, he was a little stunned of Wu Gang, and now Wu Gang performed a golden gun in front of him, and told this ghost who was going to kill them extremely painful.
What the hell is this?
After the paper man let go of Wu Gang, he took a few steps back, and the light from its eyes seemed to tell everyone that it was now very painful, very uncomfortable, and very aggrieved.
Wu Gang pointed to the paper and said: "Hey, I think it's better not to be a ghost like you, you are embarrassed to come out and be scary if you fail like this, isn't your brain bad?" Oh, forget, you don't have a brain, forget it, you get out of here." ”
The paper man was like being amnestied, and the figure was about to disappear slowly, when Wu Gang said: "Don't you understand people!!'s words?
Wu Gang didn't know why, he looked extremely angry, and a person who looked quite honest appeared with this kind of expression, which was actually quite imposing.
When the paper man heard Wu Gang's words, he transformed from a physical state again, and a bunch of flames appeared under its feet, and soon, the flames completely engulfed it.
Wu Gang turned his head to look at Zhang Xiaoya and said that he had not seen the ghost possessed in the paper figure.
Zhang Xiaoya said dumbfounded: "This... It went to the underworld to report on itself, so it didn't show its soul state. ”
Wu Gang shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm sorry, I robbed you of your job." ”
Shi Yuanhua said calmly: "It's okay, anyway, our main task is to protect you, as for catching ghosts and going to the underworld to report or something, it doesn't matter." ”
Wu Gang smiled: "That's good." ”
Wu Bai next to him said excitedly: "This is the completion of the game? Who are you?
Wu Gang said very calmly: "Young people read less novels, cultivators don't exist, I think your brain is quite normal, promise me, don't seek truth in the unreal, okay?"
Wu Bai said loudly: "I didn't, you also saw the ghost just now, right? We are here to participate in the game, that is, to hide and hide with ghosts in Wanshou Mountain." ”
Wu Gang asked, "Then if you don't dodge and are discovered by ghosts, will your door be dead?"
Wu Bai said excitedly: "Yes, the people in the dormitory with me are now the ones you saw in the hotel before!"
Wu Gang said strangely: "Dormitory? Tell me, are you the kind of person who is locked up in one place, and then there will be something in that place that will issue tasks for you to complete in order to survive?"
Wu Bai said excitedly: "How do you know? That day, I was about to go home after eating supper on the street, and I found that my shadow had drifted into a small alley, and I was drunk at the time, so I followed curiously, and found that there was a tall apartment in the alley, and then the person who came out of it told me that I was already in some kind of cage, and I could only survive by completing the tasks issued by the apartment." ”
Wu Gang suddenly shouted: "My God, why is this kind of thing you talking about so similar to a novel I read? Let me tell you, when I read that novel, I didn't fall asleep in the middle of the night, and I almost wet the bed." Oh my God, you're actually going through this kind of thing, say it earlier, why don't you say it earlier, we'll help you. ”
Wu Bai smiled bitterly: "It's useless, the people in the apartment have tried many methods but failed to destroy the apartment, and they were even killed by the evil ghosts sent by the apartment." ”
Wu Gang suddenly said angrily: "Hah, bastard, is this relying on high strength to do whatever you want? What era is it, there is still such a thing as the law of the jungle, Zhang Xiaoya, Shi Yuanhua, follow me to eradicate it!"
The tone of his last speech was very similar to that of Bao Gong, causing Zhang Xiaoya and Shi Yuanhua to roll their eyes.
Wu Xiu'er was also indignant on the side: "Cousin, I'll go with you to demolish the apartment!"
Huang Meiling and Liang Lele are both masters who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, and they also nodded in agreement, they didn't expect that supernatural power not only exists around Wu Gang, but now there is such a horror apartment there, wouldn't it be a pity not to take a look?
Wu Gang waved his big hand and said, "Let's go!"
He turned his head to look at Wu Baidao, who was sluggish on the side: "Why are you stunned? Let's go, since you have completed the game of the apartment now, it should be safe now." ”
Wu Bai nodded stunnedly, and then called the others.
Half an hour later, Xing Zizhen, Shang Ping, and Tang Jie rushed from all over the mountain, and they all practiced their running skills in order to escape.
The faces of these three people all had a look of disbelief, as if they had never thought that there was more than just a horror apartment in this world, but in this case, then why did the Buddha statue with the consecration of the light before, have no effect at all?
Xing Zizhen looked at Wu Gang with admiration and said, "Are you a cultivator?"
Wu Bai had already told him on the phone just now that Xing Zizhen had completely regarded Wu Gang as a great savior.
Tang Jie looked at Wu Gang with reverence, and had already regarded him as a lifesaver.
Shang Ping looked at Wu Gang with a smile on his face and said, "Thank you!"
Wu Gang said grinningly: "It's okay." ”
He looked at Huang Meiling and said, "Boss, shall we continue to climb the mountain?" There is still half an hour before dawn. ”
When Huang Meiling heard this, she hurriedly said: "Of course, otherwise we don't sleep in the middle of the night, is it just for their business? Everyone rush!
Wu Gang said: "Everyone has seen it, this is my boss, and I can't disobey the boss's words, so don't worry about helping you demolish the apartment for the time being, and accompany my boss to the top of the mountain first." ”
Everyone responded, and the Horror Apartment Quartet was completely relieved after knowing that they could be completely freed.
After all, in their eyes, they are all invincible ghosts, and they will disappear automatically in front of Wugang who is reprimanded like a little deflated San, this is definitely a powerful person, and the hope of salvation must be very high!
The Apartment of Horrors quartet were the first to reach the top of the mountain, and the speed they had trained to escape for their lives didn't have any water.
Wu Gang came up panting, his clothes were being pulled by Huang Meiling, and he was crawling with his strength.
"Boss, don't pull it, your clothes are about to be torn by you, or I'll carry you." ”
Wu Gang said helplessly.
Huang Meiling took a deep breath and said: "Impossible, if you say that you want to climb the mountain, you must climb the mountain, and you must not be allowed to carry me up." ”
Wu Gang was very entangled and said: "Then you can't both of you pull me, those who don't know still think I'm a very powerful person." ”
Liang Lele grabbed Wu Gang's shoulder and said: "Come on, it's almost there, anyway, your physical fitness is still very good, you have walked nearly forty kilometers before, and now you can still climb the mountain, worship!"
Wu Gang sighed and said: "Actually, I don't want to, the awakening technique that Comrade Shi Yuanhua added to me is like drinking a dozen cups of coffee, so that I don't have the slightest sense of tiredness, I estimate that when the spell state disappears, I will definitely be very uncomfortable." ”
Wu Xiu'er also nodded with deep sympathy, her current physical strength should be overloaded, if she doesn't take a break, when the spell effect disappears, she will face a huge sense of soreness.
Despite this, the group gritted their teeth and made it to the top of the mountain, where the Horror Apartment Quartet was smiling at them.
Xing Zizhen smiled and said, "Everyone sit down, I'll take a picture for everyone, I'm a professional photographer." ”
Huang Meiling said: "Yes, yes, I'm also a professional anchor, everyone put on the best state, I'll record a video for you." ”
Having said that, the job of shooting the video was handed over to Wu Gang.
Shi Yuanhua and Zhang Xiaoya sat in the pavilion on the top of the mountain like the two uncles, looking at Xing Zizhen with a smile on their faces.
Xing Zizhen adjusted the angle, supported the phone with a stone, and quickly ran into the crowd, posing in the classic pose of taking pictures, and took himself into the photo.
Wu Gang always felt that something was wrong, and by the time he reacted, everyone had already begun to take out the snacks in their backpacks to eat and drink.
"Boss, I don't seem to have been photographed. ”
Wu Gang said with Huang Meiling in his ear.
Huang Meiling patted Wu Gang's shoulder very solemnly and said, "Don't worry, I'll find a time to take a separate picture for you later." ”
Wu Gang waved his hand and said, "Forget it, my high appearance is not something that a mobile phone can hold, you give me some snacks." ”
Huang Meiling glanced at Wu Gang and said, "Okay, but there aren't many snacks, the foursome didn't bring food, you eat less." ”
Wu Gang snatched Huang Meiling's backpack, and ran away with the remaining potato chips and beef jerky in the bag.
"You can't be so stingy as a boss. ”
Wu Gang was running and eating on the top of the mountain, and he could still speak in his mouth, and he didn't know how he did it.