Chapter 954: You Bad Old Man!
Many people will think that there is no difficulty in handing out leaflets, not just stop on the street at a crowded intersection, and make a list when you see people. In fact, anyone who has had the experience of distributing leaflets part-time knows that the bitterness of distributing leaflets is a handful of bitter tears.
And ordinary people's views on sending leaflets, most of them are annoying, sometimes it is not easy to understand that it is not easy to send leaflets, and take a copy of it, but now there are too many business routines, what "make the male topic no longer a problem" Those hospital magazines are all calculated, disgusting is those barbershops gym or something, receiving his flyers means that he has to be pulled by him to make a card, pull you to chatter, this kind of thing after seeing more, basically can avoid it.
The person who sends the flyer is not comfortable, and the audience is not comfortable, and the distribution of flyers is an advertising method with a very low conversion rate, and the witty person can always find a way to make the advertising conversion rate higher within the framework that cannot be changed, so that the traditional way of pushing becomes both effective and pleasing to the audience, a win-win situation.
The other members of the men's gang are also making rapid progress, visually, the huge doll costume is very attractive, there are many children taking group photos, and a few photos are sent out at once, and the effect is very good, but I wonder, why are there fewer and fewer people?
Can there be no less?
Su Luo has already been playing hi over there, as the saying goes, selling cuteness is good, fans are indispensable, almost the entire street flow has been attracted by his fancy-style selling cuteness, and now it's the next camera when the show switches, and the audience wants to scold the mother, I want to see the pit master!
The doll costume is paired with the exaggerated body language of the dynamic dynamics that are sometimes mournful, sometimes cute, sometimes cheap but not annoying, giving people a sense of surprise and achieving a 200% return rate. The key is that this cute bear can also sing and dance, and interact with passers-by.
If you don't?
Hey, I'm sorry, have you ever seen the Turkish ice cream routine? If you don't give it to you, you won't give it to you, I'm so angry that I want to smoke him, you turn around and don't want it, immediately hug your thigh, and the attitude is reversed.
Naughty passers-by will also play, take a glance at the leaflet, don't take it away and put it back to tease him, and then stand up on the spot and point to your nose angrily, meaning just one: Do you want it?
In the laughter of the onlookers, fists were thrown in the air: I'll beat you!
Standing hair, lying hair, sitting hair, walking hair, singing hair, causing passers-by to laugh, and the audience watching the reality show has already had stomach cramps.
"It's so cute!"
"It's a gift!"
"Poof, the dispatcher who was delayed by film and television entertainment!"
"You can do whatever you want after changing your clothes? Haha, I really want to try it out. ”
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In the big house, Leng Yuxuan and Yang Baobao rolled on the carpet: "Ha... Haha, I said it a long time ago, you are suitable for variety shows, comedian!" "Brother Luo, you are ruthless, ha...... My stomach hurts......"
Su Luo sighed: Meaningless.
On TV, the show continues.
The men's gang is also witty, looking at the fewer and fewer pedestrians around him, he soon found the problem, looked over, the sky was thundering, and sighed: "My God! Why are there so many people, you will play!"
Then it became seven big dolls to fight for territory, and after the fight, they reached a settlement and danced together, completely attracting pedestrians in the feature area.
Whoever said that if you don't show your face, you can't create advertising value without the halo of a star, the bosses of the commercial street fainted with laughter, it's simply better to teach people to fish than to teach people to fish, after the show is broadcast, if you can't learn this routine, you are too stupid, and you can't say it if you don't make it a signboard in your own business district.
In the midst of laughter, the leaflet is distributed, and the next stage begins, the law of extreme challenge, losing is winning, winning is losing.
As expected, Su Luo took the last place instead, and he can't blame others, he can only blame himself, well, this dead pit is having fun and ran to sell cute and flirtatious girl paper, and the others took the opportunity to "make a fuss" and finished distributing the flyers, Su Luo wanted to play tricks, but the protest was ineffective, and the small book of the program team was accurately remembered.
Thereupon......
The sales customer service was selected.
The hotel cook, was chosen.
The taxi driver was chosen.
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Forget it, even what Su Luo wants the most, the kindergarten teacher has been selected, I can't bear it!
Well, when the chef Su Luo likes it very much, but in fact, Su Luo's favorite is still a kindergarten teacher, how fun it is to mess around with a group of bear children, but unfortunately it is the last one, and there is only one profession left to deliver food, which is desolate.
Why do you say desolate, other jobs, at least you don't have to run around, taxi drivers have to run, but they are also sitting in a small car, what about their own car? A small motorcycle, I don't know what to do when it rains!
"Ouch, I want to see the pit master take the kindergarten children!"
"Me too, how fun it is for the pit owner to take the bear children in the kindergarten. ”
"The pit owner is also a bear child!"
Su Luo is the best to take the child, where is Dad going, the stalk of the first season is still vivid, the child king has a very good way to deal with bear children, maybe there will be a music classroom for the pit master, the pit bishop teaches the children to sing, and the warm and touching "Dolai Mi" is fun to think about.
Burning Goose, this guy who is not angry, won the last place, and Su Luo's fans were so angry that they stomped their feet!
In the end, it was the boss, seeing that the boss was no longer open, the director comforted: "Three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion, and the delivery of food is also very good, providing countless conveniences for the public's life." ”
Actually, what little book is fake, the director team has planned and operated, that's right, the first domestic takeaway platform "Tuan Tuan" is the title sponsor of this show, and people have designated the biggest brand Su Luo to promote their own takeaway platform, all of which are routines, one set.
The development of the Internet has led to the development of online retail, the "home economy" and "lazy economy" in the context of the Internet have become increasingly prominent, and have also promoted the development of the Internet catering market.
However, there must be advantages and disadvantages, in order to seek the speed of food delivery, the takeaway brother has also caused a lot of negative comments and influences, such as the takeaway brother running a red light, not obeying traffic rules or something, in order to create a good image of the takeaway company, the platform is also fighting.
Su Luo jumped like thunder: "I know, they are all serving the people, and there are two mysterious organizations in China, the first is a mysterious organization composed of Chaoyang masses, Xicheng aunt, Haidian netizens and Fengtai persuasion team, and the second is China's takeaway brother, I am very proud!"
It's just that after the picture transitions, the camera close-up shows Su Luo's face, and he can't see it with pride, only a sadness and grief and indignation, and his resentful little eyes tell his "story" to the camera seriously:
"When I was eight years old, I met a fortune teller who said that I would be dressed in a yellow robe before I was thirty years old, and that I would have bigger meat as my companion for every meal. Su Luo sighed as he spoke, and after a pause, he scolded angrily: "I believe you are a ghost! You bad old man is very bad, you are really good!"
The camera zoomed out, and I saw Su Luo wearing a yellow helmet, wearing yellow clothes for takeaways, and a sweat and blood treasure on his crotch... Uh, off topic, a small takeaway motorcycle drove into the distance, leaving only a bleak background......
Fans can't bear it anymore, the pit is mainly cute, no one can stop it, and they roll on the ground with laughter!
"Haha!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Pit master, can you stop teasing, the twelve-pack abs are laughing!"
"Poof! The fortune teller is a living immortal, and he is too accurate to meow, and it is indeed yellow... The yellow robe is added, that's right, the meal is accompanied by big fish and meat, and it's not wrong, you just can't eat it, haha!"
"You... You bad old man is very bad, and you are in a trance~"
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