Volume 1: Text_Chapter 107 IQ arrears

Le Yunbing was reluctant to offend Qiu Zitai.

Of course, it's not that he's afraid of Akikota. It's because, in the circle of Nandu, Qiuzitai's energy is not small, and if you can avoid direct conflict with Qiuzitai, it is better to avoid it.

"What's wrong with me? Hey, Le Yunbing, this is my Brother Feng, if you offend Brother Feng, you will offend me. You say, is there anything wrong with me?"

Le Yunbing's gaze was slightly solemn, and he turned his head to re-examine the ancient style.

The antique style is dressed very casually...... The stalls are full of sling.

Originally, Le Yunbing didn't pay attention to the ancient style at all, thinking that it was just a shield that Lin Yixuan casually found.

However, Qiu Zitai actually worshiped this sling so much?

In this circle, there are not many people who can make Qiuzi too willing to call his brother! At the very least, he can't be a Leyunbing.

Could it be that where did this big guy come from, he Le Yunbing looked away?

"Who the hell are you?" Le Yunbing's tone was a little solemn.

He is giving Gu Feng a chance to report his home. If Gu Feng really has a background, he should put it out at this time, if it is something that he Le Yunbing can't afford to provoke, he doesn't mind apologizing on the spot......

Things weren't out of control yet, he took a step back and the problem was solved.

"Hehe!"

Of course he knew what Le Yunbing meant.

He also wanted to report his background, but the tiger's body was shocked, and the other party immediately knelt down...... How domineering!

But no!

The old man in the family doesn't allow it!

You can't report the name of the ancient family in the capital...... If you report the name of Jiaye Group and say that you eat soft rice, it will not deter Le Yunbing.

Simply, Gu Feng didn't care about his stubble.

"It doesn't matter who I am, but, I know you're dying. "Ancient wind road.

Le Yunbing's face darkened.

This guy doesn't follow the routine!

If you don't show up dry goods, you just bluff people with words? This is treating him as a fool!

"You don't have to scare people! If you don't say who you are, if I really hurt you by mistake, don't blame me Le Yunbing for not giving face!" Le Yunbing said a little impatiently.

"Hehe! I'm not trying to scare you. I said you're dying, it's not that I'm going to kill you, it's that you're sick!" Gu Feng said with a faint smile.

"You're sick!" Le Yunbing's face was ugly.

Are you sick...... That's a curse!

"Usually, do you often feel the mana in your legs, the tips of your fingers numb, and sometimes when you squat on the ground and get up, you are dizzy?" asked Gu Feng.

Le Yunbing's face changed slightly.

Without him answering, Gu Feng knew that he had guessed correctly.

"Le Yunbing, I'm not scaring you, you're not a minor illness, if it develops, it's half-paralyzed...... I know the art of medicine. Yue Tianxiang, you know, right? When he saw me, he had to call his little uncle and ancestor. Although I am not very old, I am a senior and have good medical skills...... If you don't believe me, you can ask Zuoqiu Shiwen. "Ancient wind road.

"It's true. He is indeed the little uncle of Doctor Yue. Zuoqiu Shiya said.

Le Yunbing swallowed. He didn't want to believe these words, but Zuoqiu Shiwen never lied!

Doctor Yue, of course he knows! That is a medical master, and there is naturally nothing to say about his medical skills.

This guy is so young, he can actually be the little uncle of Doctor Yue?

The point is, he really has these symptoms that Gu Feng said!

"I ...... My illness is really serious?" Le Yunbing hesitated and asked.

This question gave off momentum. After all, he is friend or foe with Gu Feng.

But nothing mattered about his life! He was really scared.

"Of course it's serious!" Gu Feng's expression was serious, "Hawking knows, right?"

"Know...... Know!" sweat broke out on Le Yunbing's forehead.

Who doesn't know that old man Hawking? That fame is too great!

The world's top physicist, unfortunately suffering from Parkinson's disease, spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair.

"Your situation is the same as that of Old Man Hawking. More seriously, to be precise. Old man Hawking can't move from the neck down, but he is very conscious. ”

"Well, if you continue to develop, you will be in a vegetative state. It's just that you are a vegetative person who may be even more miserable, because you have your own consciousness, but you can't move your whole body, you can't even open your eyelids. ”

"You can only lie there like sleeping, but you are still conscious, but you can only be in the endless darkness, like a small dark room for the rest of your life...... How painful do you say?"

Gu Feng's voice was very emotional, and when Le Yunbing listened, a picture began to appear in his mind, as if he was really lying on the hospital bed and couldn't move, and he couldn't help but shudder.

"You...... You scare me!" Le Yunbing shuddered and said.

"I'm scaring you? If you don't believe me, I can verify it for you. Now you find your belly button and ...... to the bottom left three fingers."

Gu Feng said, and Le Yunbing involuntarily began to do it according to Gu Feng's words.

"Rub it clockwise three times first, hard, and then, press it hard!"

When Le Yunbing kneaded three times, he felt a gurgling sound in his intestines, and he pressed it.

"Puff puff—"

Immediately, a series of loud farts poured out.

The smell suddenly began to permeate.

"It stinks!"

"Hahaha!"

The people around immediately dodged, and they were all far away from Dele Yunbing.

Le Yunbing's face darkened, and he glared at Gu Feng angrily: "You dare to trick me?"

Putting such a loud fart in public...... Shame on you!

He is a little happy, he is so in a suit and leather shoes, he loves face the most.

Gu Feng's face sank.

"If you think like that, I don't care about you. If you are a healthy and normal person, would you fart like this? Do you think you are normal?

Le Yunbing suddenly had nothing to say.

He felt as if it was ...... It's really not normal.

"I said that you are dying, and you still don't admit it, so much turbidity in your stomach will not be discharged on your own. ”

Gu Feng said that Le Yunbing's face was ugly...... What a point!

"Now, put your hand on the back of your neck......"

Gu Feng personally made a demonstration.

Le Yunbing's hand followed.

"You press hard and try, and if you don't get dizzy, you win. ”

Le Yunbing pressed it hard.

Suddenly, his eyes were dark, his body was weak, and he almost fainted. After standing firmly, there was a burst of heart palpitations.

Now, he believed it thoroughly.

"Divine doctor, divine doctor save me!"

Zuoqiu Shiya stood behind Gu Feng. When Gu Feng asked Le Yunbing to do the verification, she also put her hand on the back of her neck and pressed it hard, she almost fainted, she was startled, and she was about to say something, but she was stopped by Gu Feng's secret action.

"Of course I can save you, but why should I save you? Strictly speaking, we are friends and foes!" Gu Feng looked at Le Yunbing and said lightly.

"I ...... I'll give you money!"

Le Yunbing had completely collapsed at this time.

He had every symptom that Gu Feng said! Moreover, there was turbidity in his intestines, and she might even faint at any time...... It's scary.

"Okay then, I don't want you much, you give me 300,000, I can prescribe a prescription for you, slowly recuperate, it's fine." "Ancient wind road.

"Okay! 300,000 is 300,000. I'll transfer you money right away!"

Le Yunbing didn't say a word, and immediately transferred money to Gu Feng.

Gu Feng borrowed pen and paper from the people around him, and wrote a prescription for Le Yunbing.

Le Yunbing put it away very solemnly, didn't care about staying longer, turned around and prepared to leave. He was going to decoction at once.

"Brother-in-law, I pressed the back of my neck here just now, and I almost fainted!

At this time, Zuoqiu Shiya asked worriedly.

"Don't worry, it's the arteries, whoever presses it is dizzy. Gu Feng said lightly.

"Ga?" Zuoqiu Shiya was stunned, "Then why do you say that Le Yunbing is sick?"

"Because he has a sick IQ and is brainless!"

"Huh, brother-in-law, it turns out that you are playing with Le Yunbing?"

Zuoqiu Shiya didn't know if it was surprised or deliberate, the voice was very loud, and the people around him could hear it clearly.

At this moment, I only heard a series of fart sounds of "poof, puff", but it was Akiko Tai, who was pressing under her navel.

"Comfortable! So it's the same here, whoever presses it farts!"

Akiko was too comfortable.

Le Yunbing stumbled under his feet and almost fell.

At this time, where can he not understand, he was tricked by the ancient style!

"Hahaha!"

"This guy is really in arrears of IQ! With this IQ, he still wants to rob other people's girlfriends?"

"Whoever presses is dizzy...... Hahaha!

“……”

All around, there was laughter.

Lin Yixuan and others are also unavoidable.

This Leyun soldier is about to be spoiled by the ancient style!

"Wind!"

Le Yunbing gritted his teeth. He doesn't even know Gu Feng's full name now, but he heard that Qiuzi is too called Brother Feng, and he definitely can't follow the name of Brother Feng!

"Don't scream so affectionately, I'll be shy!" said Gu Feng.

Le Yunbing almost blew up again.

Affectionate you big-headed ghost!

I don't know what your name is!

After losing such a big person, Le Yunbing didn't have the face to stay any longer, as soon as he lowered his head, he walked away.

Shame on you!

What a loss to home!

After a few words, he took the initiative to transfer 300,000 yuan, which is really in arrears.

"Thank you!" Lin Yixuan said to Gu Feng, "If it weren't for you, I really don't know what to do today." It's just that I'm in trouble for you. This Le Yunbing is narrow-minded, this time you let him lose his adult, I'm afraid he won't give up. ”

Lin Yixuan's tone was a little apologetic.

"You're welcome! Anyway, I didn't pay attention to such a guy with an IQ arrears. Gu Feng said casually.

"Well, then can you take your hand away first?" Lin Yixuan glanced at Gu Feng with some resentment and said.

Originally, she was a little apologetic to Gu Feng. But this guy ...... It's too much!