Chapter 12: Fighting -—— Landlords
Now Yang Yichen has become the laughing stock of the whole school, but he thinks that he was not very good in school before, so he doesn't care about it.
Walking home leisurely, Yang Yichen looked a little lonely, and his long figure couldn't hide his inner exhaustion.
When she got home, Murong Xue had already returned, she looked at Yang Yichen, Yang Yichen ignored her, walked into the kitchen, and began to prepare dinner.
Murong Xue felt that Yang Yichen was very strange to come back today, and she couldn't say anything strange, but she felt that her eyes were full of loneliness, which made people feel uncomfortable.
After eating, Yang Yichen washed the dishes and was about to go back to the room to lie down, when suddenly Murong Xue suggested playing Dou - the landlord.
Seeing Murong Xue's strong interest, coupled with Murong Xue's suggestion, if you lose a game, you have to accept the other party's punishment and let the other party flick it on your forehead.
I was very depressed and angry today, but now I have a revenge, vent the darkness in my heart, where will I object, Murong Xue is you who bumped into it yourself, wait and cry and don't call Mom, I will never show mercy.
"Don't cheat, you're willing to lose! Are you sure you want to play?"
"Don't be verbose, my Murong Xueren has a good character, the brand is better, whoever cheats is a puppy!"
Okay, just wait for your words, the spicy hand destroying flowers officially begins!
Murong Xue didn't know where to find a brand new deck of poker, and skillfully dismantled it, and then in front of Yang Yichen, there was a fancy shuffle, yes, a bit of a casino beauty dealer, but what's the use of washing it well, playing cards depends on brain and technology.
The landlord takes turns, that is, each person is the landlord once, Yang Yichen is the landlord in the first game, when he draws his own cards, Yang Yichen can't help laughing, although it is not very obvious, but Murong Xue is easy to catch.
It's unreasonable not to win this hand! Murong Xue! Murong Xue! We count the old and new hatreds together, tell you to shut me up, ask me to be a free babysitter, and tell you to beat me!
Yang Yichen's cards have big and small kings, three twos, three aces, three kings, three queens, three jacks, and then four cards.
"Hehe! I'm sorry! I'm afraid I'm going to win this game, and I'm off to a good start when I start playing, I really can't keep a low profile. ”
"Don't be proud over there, you haven't fought yet, who will kill the deer, it's not certain!"
Murong Xue smiled contemptuously, and there was a murderous intent hidden in her smile.
"Whoever gets the small card like the 3 of spades, hurry up and play it!"
"Here, don't worry here!"
"I'm not in a hurry, you come out slowly!"
"3 to 9, is there any?"
"Let you once, not out!"
Yang Yichen looked like he was winning the roll, I will let you go once, the big and small kings will not blow you up, see how you finish the rest of the cards, as long as you are blown up by me once, you will be finished.
"3 to A is gone!"
What! No, it won't! Such a card actually let her give spring, why didn't you blow her up just now, Yang Yichen's intestines regretted it, and he threw the card on the table very angrily.
"Hehe!
I saw Murong Xue's middle finger tense hard, and then flicked it hard, causing Yang Yichen to scream in pain.
"Are you still here?" Murong Xue said provocatively.
"Come, of course!"
This time it was Murong Xue's turn to sit as the landlord, and after the cards were drawn, Yang Yichen opened the cards, and this card was still very good.
10 fried, J fried, Q fried, five, six, seven, eight pairs, a spade 3, very good cards.
"Please restrain the little man for being rude, a three. ”
"An ace, is there?"
"I'm going to blow it up, 10 bombs and throw it out! How about it, isn't it very stressful, I'm sorry, you're welcome!"
"2 Bomb! The kid is cultivating rampantly, is his head buzzing, the little woman didn't mean it!"
Yang Yichen rolled his eyes: "You out!"
"3 to 9, is there any?"
"I'll blow it up, throw out four J's, this time your head should be buzzing!"
Before she finished speaking, Murong Xue threw out Wang Zhan, this time Yang Yichen was really buzzing with his head, and he was helpless.
222AAA with two planes, directly out of the cards.
"Put your head over again. Murong Xue smiled, but in Yang Yichen's eyes, it was very hateful.
It hurts too much, did this woman play cotton when she was a child, or practiced finger flicking, otherwise how could it hurt so much, I don't believe I can't win against you.
"Come again!"
This time Yang Yichen shuffled the cards very messily, and then asked himself to divide the cards, after the cards, Yang Yichen wanted to cry, why? Because the cards are too bad.
There was no doubt that Murong Xue had won this game again.
"It hurts! You can't be a little harder. ”|
"I'm sorry! The little woman didn't control it. ”
Yang Yichen really wanted to squirt her to death with a sip of salt soda, no wonder the sage thousands of years ago said that only women and villains are difficult to raise, which is very prescient.
Yang Yichen doesn't believe in evil yet, he can't win her once tonight, if so, it's better to take a piece of tofu and kill him, this time Yang Yichen shuffled the cards even more messily.
As a result, the cards were distributed to his hand, Yang Yichen wanted to cry, and listened to the sound of the sea crying! No, such a bad card can also come into his own hand, I remember coming back and not going to the toilet! Bracket stupid!
I'm not really going to be a fool, I'm not going to be stupid! I don't think I can read this deck, I can't play it! God, I should have nicknamed myself 'Hell Bad Guy'.
There was no suspense in the result, Yang Yichen lost, and he was bounced hard, and the place where he bounced was the same every time, and the error would not exceed 0.1 millimeter.
"Come again!"
This time Yang Yichen didn't even bother to shuffle the cards, after the cards were divided, before the two of them started to look at the cards, Yang Yichen proposed to change the cards, I thought Murong Xue would refuse, but I didn't expect her to agree without hesitation, what a hell.
As a result, when I picked up the card, Yang Yichen really cried this time, his eyes were flashing with tears, this card was still as bad as before, and it was not ordinary rotten, it was so rotten that he wanted to vomit.
As a result, there was no suspense Yang Yichen still lost sadly, and there was another scream, Yang Yichen's forehead was obviously red in one place, and Murong Xue also felt embarrassed, this guy was really unlucky, looking at his lovely appearance, Murong Xue was still a little unbearable.
"If you don't play, you're so unlucky today, and you'll lose if you play again. ”
If you don't play, you say you won't play if you don't play, isn't that brother very faceless, where is the dignity of a man, have I suffered in vain, resolutely not.
"No, come again!"
As a result, after a few games, Yang Yichen still lost, God has no such child, he is like a child abandoned by God.
This one, when Yang Yichen picked up the card, his brows finally loosened, if this one can't win, I'll eat Xiang live! 》
The result, of course, was that Yang Yichen won, otherwise how could the author joke about the fate of the book.
"Stick your head out!" Yang Yichen smiled lewdly, the momentum was like a big bad wolf meeting a beautiful sheep.
Murong Xue was afraid to close her eyes, Yang Yichen suddenly lowered her hand a little, and when he was about to play, Murong Xue suddenly shouted:
"Flying saucer!"
Yang Yichen reflexively turned around to look, and when he realized that he had been fooled, Murong Xue had already run back to his room and locked the door.
Yang Yichen cried, really cried, I have never seen such a bully, is it easy to win you once? Is it easy?
Murong Xue returned to the room, feeling very embarrassed, was he too much, but the final conclusion was not too much, who told him to look at his body.
Yang Yichen returned to the room, finished the practice, and then didn't take a shower and fell asleep, he was really tired.