Chapter 343: Hooked
The best way to break the rules is to innovate, and almost all innovation in the world is to renovate and reintegrate existing ones.
It's not for nothing to create out of thin air, such as Newton and Patriot, however, there is a saying that one step ahead is a genius, and two steps ahead is a madman. The vast majority of creations out of thin air are either utopian or not accepted by the general public, and only a few madmen have succeeded, and these few people have single-handedly changed the entire course of human civilization.
Ji An doesn't want to be a madman, and he can't be a madman, he learned from scumbags, so he can only take it step by step.
After Ji An threw down the fishhook, Lao Du really bit it and asked, "What do you mean?"
And Chen Weiguo looked vigilant, he had a hunch that this kid was going to do something again.
Ji An smiled like a big bad wolf, and said casually: "What the audience proposed just now, they want to see Dayu visit the zoo, but they are afraid of pandas." Then some people say that in the self-driving area, tourists can sit in the car to see the animals up close, because there is a car protection, so if Dayu sits in the car, the tourists who watch it outside the car are not also safe?"
If you want to take Dayu directly to hang out in the zoo, it is equivalent to taking two steps in the middle, and Lao Du will not agree anyway.
But if you split the steps and let Dayu sit in the car and visit the zoo first, it will be easier to accept.
Speaking of which, this is just a very ordinary reverse thinking, not even a good idea, which is the same as the panda being locked in the exhibition area and being watched by tourists on the wall.
But this innocuous and simple change is a big gimmick, because it can greatly increase zoo ticket revenue.
It can not only ensure the safety of visitors, but also increase ticket revenue, and the zoo elder Du can't think of a reason to refuse, and he is not stupid.
The big bad wolf smiled slyly and watched Lao Du take the bait, once Dayu entered the zoo, how could Ji An not want to let it get off?
If at the beginning, Ji An said that he wanted to take Dayu shopping, he would probably be regarded as a madman, but when Dayu began to visit the zoo by himself one day, would he be far away from the street?
Returning to the main theme of the book, innovation is the best way to break the rules. And Ji An is a pit in his chest...... Phew, a man with a big furrow in his chest!
Lao Du thought about his "plan to make a fortune", and he didn't have the heart to catch the fish, so he dragged Old Man Chen and Ji An to the base to find Director Niu.
Dayu wanted to get out of the base, and he had to pass Director Niu's level.
But their departure was interrupted by a sudden big fish, Dayu bear's paw, the fishing line wheel on the fishing rod squeaked, and the fishing line was constantly dragged out.
Ji An hurriedly ran over, of course he wouldn't grab Dayu's lens, he adjusted the brakes on the fishing reel, and let Dayu operate it himself, and he was in charge of shooting on the side.
Since there is a fishing reel, there is no skill in fishing, a panda can fish, there is a reel unloading, as long as you are responsible for shaking the handle, keep reeling the line. Fishermen fishing for tuna at sea are even more rude and press an electric motor on the reel.
As far as Dayu is concerned, its strength, unless it is a whale, there is nothing it can't drag. Dayu holds the fishing rod firmly with a bear paw, the fishing rod has been bent big, Dayu has no slightest pressure, squeaks out of the line, its other bear paw mechanically shakes the handle of the fishing reel.
Dayu didn't understand what the use of doing this was him, but seeing that Teacher Qi was cheering it on and giving praise, the panda continued to shake the handle mechanically.
A panda who was born to fish, that's a monster, but a panda who "learns" to fish, that's a smart panda, and millions of viewers in the live broadcast room watched how Qiqi taught Dayu.
The fishing line went in and out, and Dayu, who was hundreds of pounds, sat on the ground, holding a slender fishing rod for mechanized operation, and the audience in the live broadcast room was happy
"Dayu is really cute like this. ”
"I just called my dad to come and watch panda fishing, and my dad scolded me for being insane......"
"Dayu, come on, catch it, his father is angry. ”
"Dayu fan group came to cheer~"
Small fist: "Dayu come on~ Dayu come on~"
"I'll float a rocket when I catch it!"
Ji An estimated that the fish under the water should not be small, and Dayu shook the fishing reel for more than ten minutes before dragging the fish back.
And when he copied it with a copy net, he tried the amount, and immediately realized that he had underestimated Dayu's strength, 40 catties of fish and 4 catties of fish are no different for it, and the fishing rod is held by a bear, as stable as a dog.
In the original Cuijing Lake, a 40-pound herring came out of the water, the two old men were stunned, and the live broadcast room exploded, and the barrage and reward exploded together.
"Damn! This wave of 6 has flipped over. ”
"Pandas that can fish, who else!"
"This herring is less than 30 catties, and I have never caught such a big one. ”
"Teacher Li Damao should give way to Dayu to host the fishing of Huaguo, and the ratings clicks are absolutely record-breaking. ”
"Little brother, it's not me who blows, you and Dayu are going to slaughter the version again tomorrow. ”
Ji An: "It's none of my business, this is what Teacher Qi taught well." ”
As witnesses at the scene, the two old men looked at each other stupidly, and Lao Du joked: "Are we witnessing history?"
Old man Chen shook his head: "You are witnessing history, and I am creating, Dayu and my son smash ~ hahaha~"
In the first year of Xiangrui, Dayu caught a fish, known as the first bear in Huaguo.
At the request of the audience, after Ji An took off the hook, he took a picture of Dayu.
The picture is frozen, Dayu has dark circles under his eyes, stupidly holding 1 meter long, his body is round, and he has exhausted his physical strength and was walked over 30 catties of herring, and his gill covers are closed. In the shot, there is a proud little girl standing in front of Dayu's white belly.
After taking the photo, Dayu sniffed the herring fish, opened his mouth and wanted to bite, but Ji An blocked his bloody mouth with one hand: "Huh, this is not for eating." ”
Qiqi, who was standing in front of Dayu's white belly, raised her head and said: "Dayu, it's spring, the fish will be put back in the water, and there will be more fish to eat next year." ”
After listening to this, Dayu still couldn't understand why the two-legged beast let go of the food, but Teacher Qi said that it handed over the fish to Ji An and put it back in the water. Waiting for the herring to spit out bubbles, Ji An let go and watched the herring swing its tail and swim away.
Later, I saw Qiqi waving at the herring, and Dayu also shook the bear's paw, and he was stupid again......
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In the office of the base, Director Niu subconsciously felt that something was wrong after listening to what Lao Du said: "What if tourists surround the vehicle?"
Ji An: "They don't dare. ”
Old Niu: "How do you know?"
"How much combat power the pandas have, just let it go on TV, unless they are quite the second Fang Dawei. It's really not good, Dayu will give them a voice, I don't believe that there are still people who can stand. ”
Lao Niu: "But if it's just in case, in case Dayu suddenly goes wild, who is responsible for the problem?"
Ji An patted his chest: "I'm responsible for the problem." ”
"You?" the old cow sneered, "You can afford ......"
Halfway through the words, Lao Niu couldn't go on, with Ji An's current income, he could really afford this responsibility.
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