Chapter 1441: The computer has a black screen
Whose tooth is this?
The universe is my weakest sentence, whether it is the audience in the live broadcast room or a few guests on the scene, it is all messy.
Whose teeth?
How can this still eat teeth?
Jiugong Zhenren came to the universe in front of me, picked up something from his hand and looked at it, and said curiously: "It's really a tooth?"
Several interstellar viewers were also curious.
Ye Fei was making something, and when he heard the words of the universe, he almost sat on the ground.
Tooth?
How can there be teeth in the food you cook?
"I'll see. ”
He wiped his hands on his apron, stared at one of the teeth in Jiugong Zhenren's hand, and said seriously, "Incisors." ”
Everyone: "......"
Incisors? Why do you still have a front tooth?
"Ye God, this ......"
Not to mention eating a front tooth in the thing, even if it is a hair eaten out is unacceptable for many people, this is a hygiene problem that is not up to standard, especially for people who have a habit of cleanliness, it will be nauseous and uncomfortable for a long time.
Ye Fei definitely didn't believe that there would be an extra front tooth in the food he made, this front tooth was not his own, so who would it be?
The guy stared at a few guests around him, and finally his eyes fell on the body of the weakest person in the universe.
"You ate it?"
"Yes, Ye Shen, how can there be an extra one...... Damn, mine. ”
"What?"
"My teeth, these are my front teeth. ”
As he spoke, he opened his mouth, and then rolled his upper lip, and everyone saw that one of the front teeth on the left side of the universe was gone, and there was a gap.
Everyone: "......"
Your sister, what kind of calf are you talking about, you can eat your front teeth if you eat sugar?
"Uh~~"
Ye Fei didn't know what to say, just stared at the universe and twitched the corners of his mouth.
Jiugong Zhenren and a group of people are all full of black lines looking at the universe, I am the weakest, this guy, what kind of plane are you doing? Why did you eat your front teeth?
"Ye God, I ......"
The universe is the weakest and my face is flushed, and I didn't say what I wanted to say, embarrassing, this is really embarrassing.
Ye Fei sighed and said, "If I'm not mistaken, this kind of rock sugar walnut shouldn't stick to your teeth except for being a little hard, what's going on with you?"
"Ahem, Ye Shen, my tooth...... It's dentures, I lost this front tooth the last time I was hit by a car, and then I got another denture at the dental office, which ...... I may not be strong. ”
“......”
"The front teeth are pretended dentures, and you still dare to eat such crunchy sugar?"
"Isn't it too tempting to look at? I didn't expect it to fall, you know, I ...... I'll still eat it, Ye Shen, you don't know, this rock candy walnut is really too classic, when the sweetness of rock sugar and the walnut fragrance are fused together, I think it is the most extreme enjoyment in the world, so beautiful. ”
When I said this, my eyes narrowed, my face raised slightly, and my expression was extremely comfortable.
Ye Fei slapped this guy on the head.
"Don't reminisce, eating candy can eat your front teeth, you are the first person among my live broadcast guests, I serve you!"
Ye Fei is completely defeated by the universe, I am the most declining thing, you tell me whether this person is possessed by a decaying god or reincarnated by a declining god, this is really no one, you can eat your front teeth if you eat anything, although it is a false front tooth, but this is a bit too exaggerated, right?
Everyone looks at the universe like a ghost, I am the weakest, this thing is embarrassed to find a crack to get into, you must know that it is your own teeth, you won't say it, just spit it out secretly and hide it, now it's good, more than 20 billion people know that their front teeth have fallen out in order to eat the food made by Ye Shen, so decaying.
Looking up at the sky silently, he seemed to see a ...... in the sky Decay word, I really want to die.
Ye Fei shook his head speechlessly, and then went back to make the following two dishes, a spiced almond and a pineapple fudge.
These two kinds of dried fruits are also full of color, flavor and flavor, which makes people addicted to eat.
Especially the weakest thing in the universe, I lost one of the front teeth I ate just now, and now I can't help but start eating again, as if losing a front tooth has no effect on him at all.
After the four dried fruit delicacies were finished, Ye Fei said with a smile: "The four simple delicacies have been completed, so will we draw the first lucky guest today?"
The audience in the live broadcast room was all happy, isn't this nonsense? It must be drawn, because this is one of the things that everyone cares about the most.
"Ye Shen, smoke one!"
"Yes, Ye Shen, let's smoke one. ”
"Ye Shen, how many are you going to draw today?"
"It doesn't matter how many there are, anyway, I am bound to win today's guest. ”
"It depends on luck. ”
Ye Fei sat in front of the computer, and when he saw that the audience in the live broadcast room was lively, he said with a smile: "Okay, let's draw today's first lucky guest and see who has good luck." ”
With that, Ye Fei stood up and asked who would smoke it.
The True Soul of the Nine Palaces recited the Dharma number and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Ye God, I'll come." ”
For Ye Fei, whoever smokes is the same, nodded, and stood aside to watch.
Jiugong Zhenren sat down in front of the computer, first made a gesture to the live broadcast room, and said: "Immeasurable Tianzun, everyone, this place is poor to help you draw, I don't know what everyone thinks?"
"Damn, fake old man, don't be sour, let's start quickly. ”
"Old Dao, first of all, if you draw me, I will go back and buy your Baiyunguan stocks. ”
"Yes, yes, fake old man, your quota is related to the stock price of your Baiyun Temple, it depends on how you draw it. ”
Jiugong Zhenren smiled slightly, and then ...... Then the cargo stood up and left.
People still thought that what was this thing for, who knew that the real person of Jiugong came to Ye Fei and said, "Ye Shen, I won't smoke it." ”
Ye Fei: "......."
Everyone: "......"
"Poof~ This thing scared away?"
"Emma, Jiugong Zhenren, do you want to make a face? As soon as you say that it is related to the stock price of Baiyunguan, you will run away?"
"I'm laughing to death, old man, do you want to be so funny?"
Ye Fei also couldn't help but laugh and looked at the real person of Jiugong with a cautious face in front of him, and said, "The audience is joking, don't take it seriously." ”
Jiugong Zhenren wiped a handful of cold sweat from his head and said: "This joke is too scary, Ye Shen, you don't know, I can not leave home, but I must not let Baiyunguan smash in my hands, this is what my master entrusted me before he died, saying that Baiyunguan must become the first view in China, and it must be listed, I have finally been listed, and now the stock price is still red, you say that if I make Baiyunguan's stock price plummet because of a lucky guest, I can't afford it." ”
Ye Fei: "......"
Your master has asked you to toss Baiyun Temple on the market? I'll go, you master...... Maybe your master is an entrepreneur.
Ye Fei was really drunk, and he didn't know what to say, so he could only shake his head helplessly.
Seeing that Jiugong Zhenren is no longer pumping, the audience is all angry and funny, but this guest quota still has to be drawn, and finally it will be drawn by the universe.
Today, everyone really believes that there are people in the world who will be unlucky to drink cold water and stuff their teeth, this product is the best example, they are in tatters, they can eat their front teeth just now, big brother, you have the courage to live until now It is really strong.
"Ahem, friends, I'll help you draw this place,"
The audience's hearts are very conflicted, because they are really afraid of this product, no one knows whether it is a good thing or a bad thing to be drawn by this guy, and they are really afraid of being contaminated with his bad luck.
However, as soon as they thought that they would be able to taste the food made by Ye Fei if they drew it, everyone was indifferent, and they all waited.
I'm the weakest in the universe, but I'm a college student, and I play well on the computer, although only my right hand can move, but I can move the mouse.
He grabbed the mouse and pointed it at the wheel of fortune.
The wheel of luck turned, the universe was the most declining and waiting, Ye Fei and his gang stood by and watched, and the audience in the live broadcast room was also nervously waiting for the result.
The lucky wheel quickly stopped, and the guest's name appeared, but before everyone could see the name, they saw Ye Fei's computer pop with a black screen.
Everyone: "......"
Ye Fei: "......"
This thing's body shook, almost lying on the ground, almost vomiting blood in depression, big brother, what are you teasing me? Your bad luck is too against the sky, isn't it? Lao Tzu's black technology computer provided by the system, it actually let you smoke a black screen? What the hell is going on?
Ye Fei was very sour.
Hillock platform.
Ma Qingyun and his gang were all speechless.
"This ...... This bastard is definitely the reincarnation of the god of decay, I'm sure, this is too awesome, just let him help draw a lucky guest, and he can actually draw a black screen on Ye Shen's computer?" Director Liu said wildly.
Ma Qingyun also sat on the chair and didn't know what to do, he had lived for most of his life, and it was the first time he had seen such an awesome person, you called me the weakest in the universe, not only the weakest, anyone who gets involved with you is unlucky.
Several people from the live broadcast association were also all in pain, they didn't even know what to say at this moment, and they didn't know how to comfort them.
In Ye Fei's live broadcast room, all the audience exploded directly.
"Damn ......."
"Neurotic, this kind of thing can happen?"
"I'm really kneeling for the worst, I've watched Ye Shen's live broadcast for dozens of episodes, and I've never seen anyone draw a lottery that can draw a black screen on Ye Shen's computer. ”
"God-man, this is one. ”
"Who the hell is it? Does anyone see the name of the winner?"
"Look at the hammer, the lucky wheel just stopped, and the computer went black, and no one saw the name. ”
At the scene, Ye Fei was really going to cry, he was a systematic person, and the system couldn't suppress the bad luck of this goods?
The group of people in the north and south gates are also more speechless than the other, and whoever encounters this kind of thing will collapse.
The universe is the weakest I am sitting in front of the computer and I am also confused.
"Ye God, this ...... The computer is broken. ”