Chapter 274: Entertain yourself

Although Gu Yuanshan was very curious about the grievances between Li Fenglan and Shi Xuanwei, he was not stupid enough to ask directly.

In Gu Yuanshan's view, only a man who has no interest will die begging to dig out her past from a woman's mouth.

What do you want to hear? Is it a lingering love story, or is it the story of Chen Shimei, which has not changed since ancient times? To put it bluntly, women are the best at making up stories, and without women, there would be no more stories in the world.

Gu Yuanshan believes that no matter what you hear from a woman's mouth, for a man, it is a humiliation, and hearing is false, seeing is believing.

Gu Yuanshan thinks that he is a man with a high IQ, which is enough to make up for the lack of low EQ, and he wants to explore, excavate, and confirm by himself.

First of all, Gu Yuanshan felt that he wanted to make Li Fenglan his real woman, so as to judge whether she was worth discovering. His point of view, like mining stones, will spend a long time exploring the ore veins before making a big move, and then decide whether to start or not, and where to start.

Thinking of this, Gu Yuanshan couldn't help but feel a little difficult, and he couldn't say straightforwardly: "Li Fenglan, you are my mother-in-law, let's sleep together tonight?"

In that case, the problem is solved, but it is inevitably vulgar, just like the male dog can't help but say that he is chasing the female dog, whether he wants it or not, he will lie on it and open it.

Gu Yuanshan reminded himself: Comrade Gu Yuanshan, you are a public servant of the people and a person who is supported and loved by the broad masses of the people.

After thinking about it, Gu Yuanshan clapped his hands excitedly, and said secretly: "What kind of rock, scissors, fucking hell, when you meet Lao Tzu, you have to give way obediently!"

Gu Yuanshan tiptoed, leaned over, and shouted in the direction of the bathroom: "Li Fenglan, are you okay, are you going to starve to death? I haven't eaten a decent meal for a few days, so I'm going to serve you!"

At this moment, Li Fenglan was still smirking with that shoe in the bathroom, she never imagined that Gu Yuanshan would make such a move, making her flee in a hurry.

Li Fenglan thinks that no matter what happens, Gu Yuanshan's willingness to make trouble with her is a good thing, it is better than putting on a stinky face.

Hearing Gu Yuanshan's shout, Li Fenglan was a little unbearable, these past few days, it has indeed been hard for Gu Yuanshan. He has to go to work again, and he has to take care of her three meals a day, although sometimes it is the secretary who delivers the meal, but in general, Gu Yuanshan is conscientious, and he can't eat or sleep well.

When she was in the hospital, Li Fenglan thought about it, and when she returned home, she must cook more delicious food and treat Gu Yuanshan to her heart.

Li Fenglan played soap, washed and washed her hands, deliberately did not wipe her hands, held two dripping hands, came out of the bathroom, and said: "You can see it, I have hit soap five times with this hand, don't say that the soap is used too quickly, I am too wasteful!"

"The son can be taught!" Gu Yuanshan blurted out.

"Don't say what to call or not, it's useless to call the belly, and the rice has to be cooked one by one, and eat it bite by bite!"

Gu Yuanshan burst out laughing completely, and wailed in his heart: What kind of woman is this? You say a word, she can have ten sentences waiting for you, and she will have a set of sentences!

Gu Yuanshan suddenly felt that he had been in the mountains for more than ten years, why hadn't he learned anything? If you put in a little more effort at that time, you might be able to export it today.

After laughing, Gu Yuanshan shouted at the kitchen: "Cook two more snacks and drink two glasses in a while!"

As soon as she heard about drinking, Li Fenglan couldn't help but get nervous, she had a little bit of alcohol, and she got drunk when she drank a glass, maybe she would cause some trouble.

Gu Yuanshan no longer cared, no longer angry, Li Fenglan was full of energy, and after a while, she prepared a table of dishes, and shouted at the living room: "It's time to eat!"

Gu Yuanshan walked into the restaurant with a bottle of red wine in his hand, looked at the dishes on the table, and said exaggeratedly: "Heh, it's the New Year today!"

Li Fenglan set the tableware, glanced at Gu Yuanshan, and said, "Isn't your belly hungry?"

"Hehe, you woman, give you a green onion, and you will treat me as a sweet noodle sauce and eat it, and give you two red vines, and you will bend it as an earring to wear—" Gu Yuanshan began to use his brain, looking for something interesting to attack Li Fenglan.

"If you don't know how to say it, don't say it, eat!" Li Fenglan's stomach also growled, she didn't want to continue to be poor with Gu Yuanshan.

Gu Yuanshan went to the kitchen to wash his hands, turned on the red wine by the way, looked at the only red wine glass on the table, and said to Li Fenglan: "Go get another glass." ”

Li Fenglan looked embarrassed and said, "I still don't want to drink it, right?"

"Celebrate your initial recovery from a serious illness, how can you do it if you don't drink?" Gu Yuanshan pouted.

"I don't drink much—" Li Fenglan excused herself.

Gu Yuanshan put down the wine bottle, went to get the cup in person, and said: "I drank it outside, at home, what are you afraid of, go to bed when you get drunk!"

Hearing the word 'sleep', Li Fenglan's face couldn't help but turn red, and she half-pushed and half-asked Gu Yuanshan to pour wine into the cup.

Gu Yuanshan sat down, raised his glass, and said, "Congratulations on your discharge from the hospital, do one!"

Li Fenglan raised her glass with a red face, clinked glasses with Gu Yuanshan, and killed the wine in the cup with a frown.

Gu Yuanshan diligently sandwiched a chopstick dish for Li Fenglan, and said, "Eat more vegetables, drink wine slowly, it's still early!"

Li Fenglan always felt that Gu Yuanshan had something to say and behaved too diligently, but no matter what he said, this kind of Gu Yuanshan was far more cute than Gu Yuanshan, who had a straight face and looked like someone owed him ten buckets of rice.

Li Fenglan happily served Gu Yuanshan vegetables, but she didn't forget that he loved cleanliness, and specially emphasized: "I haven't touched these chopsticks yet!"

"Look at you, two people, you still care so much!" Gu Yuanshan picked up the food and put it in his mouth, eating it with relish.

Li Fenglan looked at Gu Yuanshan blankly, feeling that she was already drunk after just drinking a glass of wine, she was a little confused, and she couldn't tell what kind of Gu Yuanshan was the real Gu Yuanshan.

Li Fenglan's heart couldn't help but be a little confused, Gu Yuanshan was moody, who knew when he would be angry again-

Gu Yuanshan raised his head and stared at Li Fenglan and said, "Eat, why don't you eat?"

"Hey, I'll eat!" Li Fenglan put away her thoughts, buried her head in pulling the food into her mouth, and Gu Yuanshan took the opportunity to pour her wine.

After two glasses of wine, Gu Yuanshan and Li Fenglan began to talk and laugh, and the atmosphere was excellent. Li Fenglan took a deep breath and prayed that all this would be maintained and not become a return to the light.

Gu Yuanshan has Xiao Jiujiu in his heart, tonight, he wants Li Fenglan to really become his bride, no matter what the result is, he wants to have it. **A moment is worth a thousand gold, the flowers are fragrant and the moon is cloudy——

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In the 'peerless fairyland' under the swallow pass, Ji Yanxin and others have been trapped for more than ten days, in the hinterland of this isolated canyon, they live a life one level higher than the primitive people - eating cooked food.

At this moment, a group of people are sitting around the fire, waiting for the roasted game to be cooked, which is the most interesting time of the day.

Ji Yankun said: "Hey, if you can have one more pot of wine every day, even if you die of old age, such a day will be worth it!"

Ji Yanxin and Qi Yun said in unison: "What's so difficult about this?"

When Ji Yankun and Xia Jinzhong heard this, they came to the spirit, and Huazi couldn't believe it, looking back and forth at Ji Yanxin and Qi Yun.

Ji Yanxin and Qi Yun looked at each other and smiled, and Ji Yanxin said, "Sir, will you tell them?"

"Okay, anyway, I won't be able to get out for a while, so I'll just teach you some skills, and from now on, we'll live and work here in peace and contentment!" Qi Yun said with a smile.

Qi Yun's words couldn't help but make people melancholy, for more than ten days, they tried everything they could, but they didn't find an exit.

In the seemingly endless forest, Ji Yanxin and Qi Yun also tried to lead everyone through the forest, walked out, walked for two days, and suddenly found that there was a cliff in front of them, and there was no way out. Retreating, then changing directions, and so on, they have tried in the four directions of southeast, south, north, and west, but there is no way out.

Everyone can't imagine where these birds and beasts in the forest came from, could it be that the Creator has imprisoned them here since ancient times?

Ji Yanxin fell into deep thought, but Qi Yun opened the conversation box and told Ji Yankun, Xia Jinzhong, and Huazi how to make wine and be self-sufficient. He said: "There is no shortage of raw materials for all the wild fruits in the forest, and what is lacking at present is nothing more than a vat for wine." ”

"That's it, here, you can't get out or get in, where is the jar?" Huazi asked curiously.

Qi Yun smiled and said, "Since ancient times, when the jar was not burned, people didn't drink anymore?

"Barrel?" Ji Yankun replied, but he was not sure.

"That's it!" Qi Yun laughed.

"Sir, but we don't tie the sticks of wood with silk?" Xia Jinzhong asked suspiciously.

Qi Yun smiled and said, "Can a living person be suffocated by urine?"

"I don't understand!" Huazi shook his head in confusion, and Ji Yankun and Xia Jinzhong also looked at Qi Yun with puzzled expressions.

Qi Yun picked up a wooden stake and said, "Why do you have to use wooden sticks?

Ji Yankun, Xia Jinzhong, and Huazi all looked at Qi Yun with admiration, gave a thumbs up, and praised: "Mr. is really smart!"

Qi Yun glanced at Ji Yanxin and said with a smile: "It's not that I'm smart, it's that you have eaten too much roasted game, and your thinking has deteriorated, you have to remember to eat less today! Let me eat more with your eldest brother!"

Originally, several people listened very carefully and felt that what Qi Yun said made sense, but it wasn't until he laughed at the end that he knew his way.

Ji Yankun said with a smile: "Mr. is really powerful, take us for entertainment, we don't even know it!"

Xia Jinzhong and Huazi also laughed awkwardly, and the black panther nodded on the side, as if he was laughing at them. Huazi patted the panther on the back and scolded: "Panther, you little conscienceless, you dare to laugh at us! Bai is so good to you, today's bones, I just lost the dog and didn't feed you!"

As soon as Huazi's words came out, everyone laughed, and the black panther seemed to understand his words, and fell to the ground with his feet facing the sky, kicking and dancing wildly.

Hua Zi scratched his head, pointed at the black panther, and scolded stupidly: "Oh, it's really stupid! Lao Tzu actually forgot that your turtle is a dog——"

Huazi's words caused everyone to laugh again-

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(Nine-headed Bird Academy)