Chapter 7 The Alien Fat Man
Wu Gang heard Sabi's words, walked up to him and said, "What are these two spiky things of yours?"
Sabi blushed and said, "It's the shoulder armor." โ
Wu Gang smiled: "It's obviously from the comics, right? โ
Sabi smiled: "Hehe, I just think that my ability should be similar to that of Super Saiyan, so I created two sets, handsome." โ
As soon as these words came out, Sabi suddenly felt that something was wrong, why did he suddenly talk to these people about his daily routines? Didn't he come to fight and take revenge???
It's a pity that if you splash it out, it will be as difficult to take it back as water, so that the old man Zhang Daochang heard it, and he almost laughed out of his waist.
"Ahaha, you're the same age as me, and you like to pretend to be tender, and you like to read comics, tsk. Zhang Daochang pointed at Sabi's nose and laughed loudly.
Sabi said: "What do you know, you probably haven't seen how good those comics are, right? โ
Zhang Daochang was speechless, and then said: "It's not all you forced me, you want to fight with me when you see me, of course I have to avoid you, after all, as a Taoist, how can I always fight with you?"
Sabi said: "Blame me, who told you to be indiscriminate in the first place?"
Zhang Daochang said calmly: "It's my fault, well, I admit that I was indeed a little too extreme back then." โ
Sabi stood up and said, "It's good that you know. โ
The two of them looked at each other, didn't speak, didn't know what they were thinking.
Wu Gang said: "Since you are all old enemies, in fact, I have an idea, I don't know if you want to." โ
Zhang Daochang said with Sabi: "But it doesn't hurt to say it. โ
Wu Gang smiled: "That's you, how about traveling to this new world together?"
Zhang Daochang snorted coldly and said, "I just have this intention, but I'm afraid that some stingy ghost won't want to." โ
Sabi shouted: "Good idea, this bull nose wants to travel down the mountain, I am afraid that he will be betrayed, and there will be no chance of revenge at that time!"
Zhang Daochang glanced at Li Xiang and said, "You still have to practice more martial arts." โ
Li Xiang nodded, and saw a dark smile on Zhang Daochang's face, and saw him turn around and say to Sabi: "I'll talk about it if you catch up, just your speed, I'm bah, garbage!"
He swiped and disappeared in place, sending a gust of wind and Sabi yelling "I'll" and chasing him away.
Wu Gang and Li Xiang were left on the back mountain, Wu Gang took the time to make a phone call with Huang Meiling, and then said, "What are you going to do next?"
Li Xiang said: "Practice martial arts and play games." โ
Wu Gang nodded and said, "Well, it's a very good life, so how hard you work." โ
Li Xiang smiled: "Hehe, of course, sometimes if I get bored, I go to chivalry." โ
Wu Gang also laughed: "That's whatever you want." Let's go, add a friend, and I'll invite you to dinner. โ
Li Xiang said: "Forget this, we don't know each other, right?"
Wu Gang said: "It's cooked after eating, do you think I have this ability, is it necessary to harm you?"
Li Xiang said, "Okay, let's go." โ
Wu Gang snorted, he felt that it was strange to invite someone to eat twice at the same time on this day, although one was in the future and the other was in the present.
The two went down the mountain, Li Xiang unconsciously quickened his pace, his nine-palace steps had been integrated into life, and when he walked at this time, he naturally used the nine-palace steps.
Wu Gang saw that this guy's foot speed was speeding up, and he thought that he was planning to compete with him for foot strength or something, so he also used Zhenyuan to urge his walking speed.
The two talked as they walked, from manga to anime, and from anime to games, although they had only met for half a day, they both felt that each other had won their hearts.
The two laughed all the way, and headed from the suburbs to the city, and it was already late at night, although there were street lights on the road, but it gradually gave people an eerie feeling.
Wu Gang said: "Do you think there will be a ghost or something at this time?"
Li Xiang said: "It shouldn't be possible, although I have seen that there are non-human powers in this world just now, but even if there are ghosts, I am afraid that they will walk around when they see us." โ
Wu Gang nodded and said, "That's right, if you see us, you're not afraid, maybe there's only a ghost or something." โ
He didn't panic at all about what terrible ghosts he could encounter, he even knew the demons, so he made a phone call to ask Yue Changtian to come over.
When the time comes, the demons and ghosts will be even more terrifying.
Thinking like this, Wu Gang pointed to the ghost that was gradually emerging in front of him and said, "Hey, look, ghost." โ
Li Xiang looked in the direction he was pointing, startled, and hurriedly stretched out two fingers as a long sword to stab out.
Wu Gang pressed Li Xiang's hand and said, "You wait, let's go up and ask if it needs help." If not, if you just want to hurt people, it's never too late for you to do it. โ
Li Xiang said: "This is a ghost, what if it rushes up directly to do it?"
Wu Gang shrugged his shoulders and said, "Then it will have to be unlucky." โ
The two of them stepped forward, and the ghost was very surprised to see that the two of them were not only not afraid, but also came up, so he changed into a very terrible appearance to intimidate the two.
"Wow, that's scary. Wu Gang said very calmly, Li Xiang had regained his composure after the initial fright, but he was very strange why he hadn't encountered it when he walked this road in the past.
Seeing that neither of them was afraid, the ghost involuntarily took half a step back.
Wu Gang said: "What do you want to do?"
The ghost shook his head and said, "I just want to tell you something." โ
Wu Gang said strangely: "What's the matter?"
The demon pointed to the moon in the sky and said, "Didn't you notice that there was something wrong with this moon?"
Wu Gang and Li Xiang looked at the moon carefully and said, "No, it's quite round." โ
The ghost panicked: "Damn, you didn't even see it, forget it, I just want to tell you, run!!"
He disappeared with a swish, and Wu Gang thought to Li: "Neuropathy ยทยทยทยทยทยท"
This little episode did not affect the two of them, but their walking speed slowed down.
"Why does this moon always feel like it's following us?" Wu Gang said strangely.
Li Xiang said: "Just try it." He stretched out his fingers, and a small sword qi flew out, although it was small, it was also extremely dazzling in the dark night.
Like the sound of scissors cutting through the cloth, Wu Gang and Li Xiang were surprised to see a large disc appear in the sky.
"Flying, flying saucer ???" Wu Gang shouted in surprise, obviously the first time he had seen this kind of alien visitor.
The saucer was inconspicuous in the night sky, but it was as big as three large trucks put together.
"Now the question is, should we run, or fight?" Li Xiang said very calmly, but the direction of his toes pointed directly at the city, obviously trying to run.
Wu Gang said: "Calm down, let's see what it has to do." โ
As soon as the words fell, a ray of light shot out from the bottom of the flying saucer and sucked the two of them in.
In the sky, Li Xiang said to Wu Gang very frantically: "Look, it's over!"
Wu Gang motioned to Li Xiang to calm down, his curiosity was now extremely high, and he wanted to know what this flying saucer was doing when he came to Earth?
Anyway, with the Tongtian Sect Master, this flying saucer can't do any tricks.
This is the only saint Wu Gang knows and knows, of course, if there is something to ask him.
Anyway, after being idle for so many years, it should be boring, always raising cats and dogs, Wu Gang thought.
The two entered the flying saucer, and Wu Gang looked around, but found that there was nothing.
The inside of this flying saucer is very empty, there is no high-tech equipment or anything like that, it is just a blank piece.
"Ah, tsk, I thought I could get an alien computer back, but that's what it turned out to be?" Wu Gang said disdainfully.
Li Xiang was very flustered now, he really couldn't imagine how Wu Gang could remain so calm.
Wu Gang pushed Li Xiang and said, "Let's go." โ
Then he himself walked out first and began to circle inside the saucer.
"Earthling, what's the matter with your intense curiosity, why don't you feel afraid!" a very old voice sounded in the flying saucer.
Wu Gang said strangely: "Why are you afraid, if you have any bad intentions, now we should be lying in bed and being studied by you." โ
"Yo, yes, you're the most daring earthling I've ever met. The old voice continued.
Wu Gang said as he walked: "Of course, I am the greatest adventurer, a man who wants to become the king of the pirates, how can I be afraid of this little thing." โ
Li Xiang shouted, "Now is not the time to talk about comics!"
Wu Gang glanced at him with disdain and said, "What are you afraid of, your martial arts are learned in vain." โ
Li Xiang was entangled: "I just learned martial arts and fought with aliens, is this level too fast." โ
Wu Gang ignored him and continued to wander around.
"That's enough, earthling, when are you going to turn to!" the hoarse, old voice looked angry.
"Hey, don't provoke him in circles, be careful that we can't get out!" Li Xiang shouted at Wu Gang in a low voice, and beckoned him to come over quickly.
In horror movies, two people will have an accident when they are scattered, not to mention reality, don't be a hero at this time!
Wu Gang ignored it and said to himself: "Although I know that you have technology that can simulate the way of earthlings, but your hidden skills are too fake, as a fraudster, this kind of technology is too low-end!"
He reached out and grasped it as if he had grasped something, and then the white expanse around him vanished.
The true face of the flying saucer is revealed, and it is really a very high-end device, but I don't know if it can be used to play games. Wu Gang and Li Xiang thought of this in unison.
Li Xiang looked at Wu Gang's hand, which was holding a tentacle, and below the tentacle was a short and fat man with sunglasses, the green-skinned kind.
"Oh, you're the legendary Namek, right? This green skin is good, it's very green!" Wu Gang said as he looked at the green tentacle dwarf.
"Earthlings!How can you see my Braley in disguise!Also, I'm the noble prince of the Bralays, spread my hands away!"
This alien little fat man, who claimed to be a noble prince, was very angry and struggled under Wu Gang's hands.