Chapter 9 My Mom hasn't beaten me for three days
Ye Mingxuan and the three of them were still catching fish, and they didn't notice that the guests had arrived. The three were in a state of excitement, and too many fish were flying on the water's surface.
Pemba also caught a few fish. Sister Zhang Zifeng clamored to go into the water to catch fish, and Ye Mingxuan agreed to his sister's request because he felt that there was no danger.
Zhang Zifeng went into the water excitedly, and the net in his hand was thrown around, how could there be a little rule at all. At this time, Zhang Zifeng was playing like a crazy girl. caught a small fish and showed off at Ye Mingxuan. "Brother, I got it too. Look, I've caught a fish too. I'm amazing, right?"
Ye Mingxuan looked at his excited sister, and his eyes rolled. With a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, he said to Zhang Zifeng: "Sister, slow down, your face is spent." I'll wipe it for you. ”
After speaking, regardless of Zhang Zifeng's dissatisfaction and opposition, he used two thumbs to paint a cat beard on Zhang Zifeng's face. Ye Mingxuan looked at his sister's face and said with satisfaction: "Not bad, not bad." It's beautiful and OK. ”
Peng Peng looked at Zhang Zifeng's sister's appearance, and she couldn't straighten her waist when she was amused, and the fish ran away. "Sister, you, you're so funny. Hahaha. Like a kitten. ”
Zhang Zifeng didn't mind that Ye Mingxuan's brother painted on her face, she thought it was funny, "Brother, if you bend down, I will paint it for you too." ”
Ye Mingxuan's height is 1.85 meters, Zhang Zifeng's height is less than 1.6 meters, she stretched out her arms and was not very comfortable, so she asked Ye Mingxuan to bend down, so that she could draw on Ye Mingxuan's face.
Zhang Zifeng also painted a beard on Ye Mingxuan's face very seriously. Don't forget to paint Peng Peng, "Don't erase it." That's a family, everyone is the same. ”
The three of them looked at each other's faces and couldn't help but laugh.
"We compete to see who catches the biggest fish. Zhang Zifeng proposed
"Okay. Pumbaa immediately agreed.
"Yes, what's the color head?" Ye Mingxuan asked his sister with a smile.
"Brother Xuan, if you lose, you have to sing at night, both new and old. Brother Peng Peng, if you lose, you will perform the saxophone, and if I lose, I will also perform a talent, and I can dance. "My sister has completely lost her quiet appearance before, and she is as happy as a butterfly.
"Okay, then I'll start shouting 123. Preparation 1 2 Begins. Ye Mingxuan deliberately didn't shout 3.
"Brother, you're cheating. Brother Peng Peng, slow down, I'm my sister, and you won't let me. My sister said coquettishly.
"Whoever is going to lose, at night I will paint a turtle on his face. "Pemba is not slow at all.
"Did you catch a fish? I'll be back soon." Teacher He shouted at the three people who were having fun. "These kids don't worry at all. Let them play like this, and it is estimated that they will not be able to come back until dark. ”
Jialing hadn't seen Ye Mingxuan for a long time, and she missed him a little, and shouted at the three of them: "Stinky boy, sister came to see you." Catch a fish and come back. ”
When the three heard the shouting, they all stopped. Ye Mingxuan felt that there were enough fish, so he asked the two of them to go ashore. At the same time, he shouted towards the mushroom house: "Caught, a lot of fish." Sister Jialing, I'll be here soon. Ye Mingxuan's tone was full of joy. The three little cats returned to the mushroom house with a full harvest.
Ye Mingxuan shouted excitedly at Jialing when he entered the door. "Sister, when did you come? I don't even know. ”
Jialing crossed her arms and pretended to be angry and said, "Stinky boy, my wings are hard, and I don't know how to call your sister." Say, did you forget your sister?" After speaking, he walked over and motioned for Ye Mingxuan to bend over.
Ye Mingxuan's face was embarrassed, and he said embarrassedly, "That's not good, it's still live broadcast." ”
"To bend down?" said Jialing threateningly.
Ye Mingxuan bent down strangely, and Jialing tugged Ye Mingxuan's ear: "Boy, do you dare to ignore your sister? At the beginning, you gave your sister's sketch book and sister didn't be polite to you, you are good, sister wants to help you, and you still play with your sister to go missing?"
Ye Mingxuan pretended to be in pain, bent over and tilted his head, his mouth crooked. "Don't dare, don't dare. Hero, ah no, sister, Sister Jialing, little fairy, spare your life, it hurts, sister, the national audience is watching, I don't want to lose face? ”
"Count you as a kid and save some face for you. I'll spare you this time. Looking at Ye Mingxuan, who was much more cheerful, Jialing was very satisfied and relieved. It's much better than the stuffy gourd that couldn't hit three words with a stick.
After the trouble, Ye Mingxuan introduced Peng Peng and Zhang Zifeng to Jialing. "Sister, this is Brother Peng Peng, this is Sister Zifeng. Zifeng Peng Peng, this is Sister Jialing. Several people shook hands and said hello.
I don't know if it's intentional, Teacher Huang and Teacher He didn't introduce Xiao Yueyue, and neither did Jialing.
Yue Yue looked incredulous and looked at a few people. "Oh my God, how can this be. Don't you even introduce me? I'm a wrist at a high level. ”
Who knew that Ye Mingxuan and his younger brothers and sisters glanced at each other, and sang in unison very tacitly. "Ah~ Five rings, you have one more ring than the fourth ring. Ah~~ah~ Five rings, you are one less ring than the sixth ring. ”
Peng Peng stepped forward happily, took off his rubber gloves, and held Yue Yue's hand, "Brother Yue Yue, I like to listen to your cross talk." ”
Yue Yue's face changed, and he looked at Peng Peng. "Isn't that so, I'll kill your turtle grandson?" Da ......" The serious look made people laugh.
"Brother Yueyue, you are too funny. ”
Teacher Huang looked at the faces of the three of them and asked curiously, "What's on your face?"
The younger sister glanced at Peng Peng and Ye Mingxuan. Suddenly, the three of them sang in unison: "Let's learn cat meow together, meow together." With the imitation of the kitten's appearance, everyone else laughed, and Mr. Huang laughed even more when he looked at his sister. After the joke, Mr. Huang asked the three of them to put down the fish basket and change their clothes and wash.
"The three little cats are so cute. ”
"Sooner or later, I'm going to die laughing on this show. ”
"I like Zhang Zifeng's cute appearance. ”
"I really hope that my sister can always be like this in the future, and not be polluted by the mess in the circle. ”
"Upstairs, I'm afraid you don't know that Ye Mingxuan can really do kung fu, right? With the degree of Ye Mingxuan's love for his sister, who would dare to bully his sister?"
"Yue Yue, Jialing, since you have come to the mushroom house, do you have to experience rural life?" Teacher Huang set the two of them. The more people who worked, the easier it was for him, after all, it was only a hundred yuan, and it was only the first day of the show. Teacher Huang gave Teacher He a look.
"Yue Yue, there is work to be done at home in the afternoon, and there is work to be done outside. You pick one. "Teacher He understands in seconds. Also help with the next set.
Yue Yue looked dissatisfied and refused, "Teacher Huang, I just came, and my butt is not hot yet, so I want us to work." That's not good, I'm a guest. ”
Ye Mingxuan, who had changed his clothes, happened to hear this sentence, and guessed that Mr. Huang and Mr. He wanted the guests to work. "Brother Yueyue, you see that you are fat, you should exercise more. ”
Yue Yue's eyes lit up, he winked at Ye Mingxuan, and said cheaply: "Sports, what kind of sports, I exercise every day at home." ”
"Brother Yue-Yue, if you continue like this, your belly will be bigger than Teacher Huang's. Ye Mingxuan took a serious look at Teacher Huang and Yue Yue.
"Poof, you dead boy, fat is fat, why are you mentioning me. Teacher Huang's face darkened. "Ye Mingxuan, is it too much to clean up? ”
Ye Mingxuan looked up at the sky, looking lonely. sighed. "Hey, my mom hasn't beaten me for three days, three days. "It looks like I want to be beaten up.
The tea that Mr. Huang had just drunk in his mouth squirted out. "Ahem, no one should stop me today, I'm going to beat this dead kid to death today, it's too skinny. I used to be very quiet children with Zi Feng, but now why are I so skinny. The mushroom house is truly a magical place. ”
"Little brother, my mother hasn't beaten me for three days. ”
"Is the little brother infected by Xiao Yueyue? It's too skinny. ”
"Ye Mingxuan, you pay me for the monitor, the monitor I just bought, I sprayed it with a mouthful of water. It's all ruined. ”
"It's not good, this show is toxic, help me call 120. I was poisoned and couldn't get out. ”