Chapter 7: A Preliminary Exploration of the Enemy Camp 1
In the iron cage, Ji An couldn't help laughing when he saw that the old man was wearing boxers and a white vest, and he didn't even have time to put on his shoes. [Full text reading.]
Ji An could imagine in his mind how embarrassed the old man was when he was caught
"Didn't I tell you! Boy, I warn you, don't spread rumors when you go back!" Chen Weiguo said angrily in the iron cage.
Li Jing said: "No, then tell me why you were arrested?"
Chen Weiguo sighed: "I was wronged"
Li Jing sneered: "Everyone who came in said that they were wronged. ”
Chen Weiguo was aggrieved, hit his head against the iron cage, his big back was messy, and he said sadly: "I am really wronged."
At 6 p.m. on Sunday, a panda was mixed in at the autograph session of a domestic male idol group, and little girls were found everywhere to take photos together.
And when the little girls saw the cartoon panda costumes, although they didn't understand what their idol group had to do with pandas, they still unsuspectingly posed for pictures in various poses.
"1, 2, eggplant"
The flash flashed, and the scene of the panda hugging left and right was frozen by the photo.
Amicably waving goodbye to the two little girls, the panda continues to look for a new target.
Wandering in the youthful venue, the panda gradually became fascinated and lingered
"Little dimples with long eyelashes, hopelessly glamorous, I can't sleep every day, I miss your smile. ”
The panda was attracted by a ringtone, and when he looked at it, his eyes lit up, and the panda went up and shamelessly sold his cuteness to ask for a group photo.
The little girl who was answering the phone was startled by the huge panda's head that suddenly poked out from the side and screamed.
There is one thing, it is not only the panda that has entered the venue today with some ideas that may or may not be good. And those who like dimples and long eyelashes are not only pandas.
The long eyelashes screamed, and about seventeen or eighteen feet flew over, and the panda lay on the ground.
When the police arrived, Long Eyelashes cried and said that the panda had touched her buttocks, and the panda was stunned
The panda that tried to justify it was invalid, and the panda with footprints on its face was decapitated,
An old man was revealed.
Okay now, you're old, obviously you can't be a fan of an idol group, since it's not, what are you doing here dressed like this? I can't say clearly, so let's go back to the bureau and talk slowly.
Back in the bureau, the old man was ordered to take off his panda costume and wait in the advanced iron cage. Then I waited until 9 o'clock in the evening, and a large group of people were stuffed into the iron cage, both men and women, and they were almost unable to fit.
At 11 o'clock, someone finally came to interrogate the panda and asked about it, but he didn't care if what the old man said was true or not, only that he wanted him to call his family to pick him up.
Old man Chen called all the numbers he could make on his mobile phone, and there was no one who came to pick him up
It wasn't until Monday morning that Feng Shu saw that the old man was pitiful, so she asked Ji An to go to the city bureau "by the way".
It was indecent to wear boxers, and it was hot to wear a panda suit, and after weighing the two, Chen Weiguo chose boxers.
Under the building, Li Jing went to work.
Ji An didn't bother to care whether Old Man Chen was wronged, signed, led people, went downstairs, said goodbye to the old man, and walked inside.
Chen Weiguo was holding a panda suit in his hand, curious about what Ji An was doing inside, so he turned his head and followed.
It's still the last time four police dogs, after a week of practice, the four dogs have skillfully completed the target's right-handed weapon beastmaster combo.
But Ji An was still not satisfied. The entire Beastmaster combo No. 1 position is the most critical and the most dangerous. He originally wanted to train the No. 1 position to be like the fat tiger when he found the weapon coming, and he would loosen his mouth appropriately. After thinking about it, I don't think it's okay, which conflicts with the daily training of police dogs that bite and don't let go.
After thinking about it for a while, Ji An felt that only by speeding up the completion of the entire set of Beastmaster combos could he ensure the safety of the No. 1 position to the greatest extent, so he narrowed the distance between the four dog rings from a radius of meters to a radius of 2 meters.
The closer the distance, the faster the four dogs will be in a circle, the more dizzy the target will be, and of course, the more difficult it will be to cooperate.
At 10 a.m., the four dogs gradually mastered the advanced version of the Beastmaster combo.
Then, Ji An started from scratch and taught them the routine of the target's "left hand" weapon.
Near noon, Chen Weiguo, who had been peeping in the shade of a tree in the corner for a long time, suddenly had a realization that it was not the fat tigers or these police dogs that were powerful, but the person who taught them.
On Tuesday, a notice was posted at the base, and Li Yuan was promoted to associate researcher as he wished, and began to follow in the footsteps of Deputy Director Mei.
And on Tuesday morning, Ji An drove the security patrol car directly into the base, he didn't come to maintain order at the base, he just used the patrol car purely as his own scooter.
The patrol car drove on the winding path in the base, and Ji An skillfully played the steering wheel, consciously no worse than Fujiwara falling into the sea. He wanted to learn from cartoons, holding the steering wheel with his right hand, resting his left arm on the car window, pretending to beep his chin and yawn out of boredom.
But the patrol car had no door
Started and stopped all the way, and came down to sweep the fallen leaves on the road, and the progress was significantly faster than he and the fat tiger walked. Such a good means of transportation, Ji An doesn't want to return it.
In the afternoon, Ji An pushed the cart into the enclosure to deliver the nest heads to the pandas.
"Baa" passed by the middle cage, and suddenly the sound of sheep sounded.
Panda calls are very peculiar and can be roughly divided into four types: "bleating" sheep to indicate panic, dog to indicate attack warning, "mmmm, um" to the effect of calm, and "chirping" birds to indicate that they are satisfied.
Feng Shu immediately turned around when she heard the voice, looked outside the cage of the female panda Huahua for a while, she turned her head and said, "Pony, call the base, pick up Huahua and go back to the isolation enclosure." ”
Ji An's house is very interesting, some time ago, Lao Ji was always not at home at night, and today, it is Feng Shu's turn not to return at night.
Panda cubs are a big deal in the base, and with each additional cub, the panda population is one step away from endangerment. In addition to Feng Shu's usual time at the zoo, she has a total of 5 adult giant pandas, which she raises with 12 young keepers and teaches by the way. Although these young breeders are not research assistants, they have their own way out.
One day, Feng Shu said that who was out of the school, transferred to other wildlife parks in China to raise pandas, and his value immediately increased several times.
Huahua was taken over by Feng Shu when she was six months old, which is equivalent to her raising it single-handedly, and the first child, Feng Shu decided to spend the night in the enclosure with her, and in the next 6 hours, Huahua may give birth at any time.
Feng Shu didn't go home, Lao Ji was very interested, and brought dinner to visit the leaders at the base with Ji An in the evening.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Ji An entered the base breeding area for the first time to spy on the enemy.
Also on this night, a panda thief with footprints on his face opened the door with a key and walked into the breeding area.
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