Chapter 678: If you don't reach the Great Wall, you're not a hero
The Great Wall is a well-known vast ancient military project, it has gone through more than 2,000 springs, summers, autumns and winters, you can never appreciate its majesty and magnificence without being there, but the so-called not to the Great Wall is not a hero, to the Great Wall is sweaty, it is really difficult to climb without the leadership of people who are familiar with the road, and when Chen Guangda they climb up with ropes, it is almost dark.
"Oh, I'll go! this ancient man is really lucky to have a battle......"
Chen Guang climbed the Great Wall panting, and the little boy on his chest was sleeping, but taking advantage of the last rays of the sun about to set, he looked at the undulating peaks in front of him, and the Great Wall that stretched like a dragon, and his heart was surging uncontrollably.
Chen Guangda still remembers that he had seen a picture of the National Day Tour, the Great Wall was densely packed with countless human heads, compared to the huge tide of corpses, but now they couldn't even see a ghost, and suddenly felt as if he had the whole world, he immediately rushed to the battlements and shouted desperately: "I am the most handsome man in the world, right?"
"Yes, yes, yes......"
The huge voice continued to echo in the valley, giving Chen Guangda a most shameless answer, everyone immediately laughed, and actually rushed to the side and screamed wildly, shouting everything in a mess, who knew that Su Tong suddenly shouted: "Zhou Xingwu, I love you, I love you to death!"
Everyone turned their heads and looked at Zhou Xingwu in unison, Su Tong liked Zhou Xingwu, many people didn't know, and Zhou Xingwu turned red for the first time, but he followed him to the battlements and shouted: "Susan, I love you too, as long as I can go back alive, I will marry you!"
"Oh......"
Everyone immediately cheered, even Zhou Xingwu's subordinates were desperately shouting, Su Tong was even more excited to throw himself into his arms, and directly hugged him and cried, but Chen Guangda poked Li Tingyu with a hippie smile, and said with a bad smile: "You are miserable now, even the little lover who warms the bed is empathetic and don't fall in love, it seems that you can only rely on cucumbers to solve your needs these days! Hahaha......"
"Laugh at your sister, laugh, laugh again and sleep with your wife......"
Li Tingyu kicked him in shame, turned around and walked to the side angrily to ignore him, but their roar still attracted the living corpses, and I saw a group of living corpses in jackets running over, carrying large bulging backpacks on their backs, or gold or brown hair, which looked like foreign backpackers who came to camp.
But this time there was no need for Chen Guangda and them to do it, a few survivors who were eager to perform rushed up and chopped them up, and turned them over from top to bottom, but Chen Guangda lit the flashlight and said: "Let's go a little further, find a flat place and camp directly to sleep!"
A large group of people hurriedly followed Chen Guangda to the north, it must be very safe in this kind of place, ordinary living corpses don't even want to climb up, there is a mutated living corpse is also easy to find, but Chen Guangda still didn't dare to go too far, in case he walked to the entrance of the attraction in a daze, the living corpses below would definitely rush up to them to ask for tickets.
However, Chen Guangda's worries were soon disappointed, because the section they climbed was actually the Wild Great Wall, which had not been developed and repaired at all, and the ground was broken like a stone road before they walked and climbed for more than an hour, and finally reached the edge of the scenic spot, turning over a warning sign and a flat avenue.
"Ha~ Today's luck is not bad, even the tent is ready for us......"
Chen Guangda's eyes suddenly opened, and he saw that there were seven or eight colorful small tents in front of him, and there were many large and small backpacks and shoes and socks left aside, and after two full years of wind, frost, rain and snow, these things did not seem to have changed much, and there was not much dust in this deep mountain forest with fresh air.
"Come on, everybody put your things down and come and listen to me......"
Chen Guangda clapped his hands and summoned everyone over, and said at all: "The place we are going to has nothing to do with you, and we will not take you with us, so after we enter the mountain, if we meet a suitable village for survival, you can stay, if we can come back alive, we will definitely send a helicopter to pick you up, do you have any questions?"
Everyone immediately looked at each other, but soon they all shook their heads, Chen Guangda was able to do this is already considered benevolent and righteous, and they can't have any wrong thoughts, so Chen Guangda clapped his hands again and said: "Fatty, you assign them a little, the sentry goes to the sentry, and the fire makes the fire, but give me the number of people first, don't inexplicably come out a few more people at that time!"
"I knew it earlier, there are sixty-two ...... in total"
Wang Dafu agreed and began to assign work, Chen Guangda also opened a tent, and saw that the things inside were almost unchanged on the sleeping mat, in addition to backpack food and water bottles, there was also a single-lens reflex camera and a hand-cranked horse lantern, Chen Guangda shook the horse lantern a few times, and the horse lantern soon emitted a bright light.
Seven or eight horse lanterns were quickly taken out, and one was placed every two or three meters, and the bright lights dispelled the coldness and fear of the night, and everyone showed a relieved expression, and began to solve the physiological problems when they unloaded their backpacks, but no one dared to run around in this dark place, so they simply separated the men and women and squatted directly on the battlements to release water or water dung.
Dozens of people squatting together on the battlements is obviously very spectacular, maybe the soldiers stationed here thousands of years ago did the same, but they definitely didn't have cameras at that time, let alone Chen Guangda, just when everyone was enjoying nature, he secretly replaced the SLR camera with a spare battery, and his eyes were as bright as Edison Chen's grandfather.
"Click......"
A strong light suddenly flashed over everyone's big buttocks, and the girls immediately subconsciously screamed, and a group of old men were also full of astonishment, but they saw Chen Guangda standing at the top with a single-lens reflex, slapping at this rare scenery, and the infiltrating lewd smile was like a midnight demon.
"You're going to die, pervert......"
Li Tingyu screamed in shame, even Su Tong's face was flushed, and he quickly put on his pants and picked up something to smash Chen Guangda, Chen Guangda immediately ran into the beacon tower with a smile, and actually climbed directly to the top and urinated below, Li Tingyu, who just wanted to chase in, screamed and ran back, which made everyone laugh.
"Xia Fei, you don't care about your family's dead perverts, the black corpse worm's upper body is ...... than him."
Li Tingyu ran to complain in shame, but Xia Fei lazily leaned on his backpack, lit a cigarette and said with a chuckle: "I just like him like this, unrestrained is his nature, aren't you like him because of his character?"
"What the hell, I...... What I like is a woman, and the ghost likes this dead pervert......"
Li Tingyu ran away in a panic, and went directly into the tent and didn't dare to see anyone, but Chen Guangda ran out again with a smile, holding a camera and shouting loudly: "Come on, come on, come on, all the beauties who want to take pictures come here, I'll give you free nostalgia for the Great Wall, if you miss this village, there will be no such shop!"
"I do what I ...... I do"
A group of prodigal hooves immediately surrounded him, scratching his head and leaning on the beacon tower and posing, and Chen Guangda was also very interested in photography, and almost took more than a dozen photos of everyone, but just when the women surrounded him to enjoy the photos, someone suddenly gasped and said: "This is ...... What is this?"
"Huh?"
Chen Guangda was stunned suddenly, and hurriedly enlarged the photo, just to see a woman in a pink jacket standing on a field under the city wall, standing alone on the stone and looking up at them, Chen Guangda quickly took out a flashlight and shone it downward, but there was not even a ghost shadow on the overgrown field.
"It's supposed to be a wandering living corpse, probably having stumbled and fallen......"
Chen Guangda shook his head slightly suspiciously, if it was a living person, he would have called them a long time ago, but even if there were living corpses, it would be impossible to climb up, unless it was something like a high-grade Bloody Mary, everyone quickly forgot about it, and some joked and asked Chen Guangda to take pictures of them.
A few bonfires soon rose on the city walls, and although it was almost the hottest dog days, the night was still a little chilly on the top of the mountain, and everyone did not feel uncomfortable at all around the fire, and it was not lonely for the piles of people to gather together to talk, and the smiles that had not been seen for a long time appeared on their faces, no matter what had happened, they were now out of the sea of suffering.
"Don't you particularly admire Edison Chen, you won't take a selfie while doing that......"
Li Tingyu sat cross-legged by the fire, eating a steaming airline meal, but his eyes looked at Chen Guangda with disdain, but Chen Guangda wiped his mouth and smiled: "To tell you the truth, my wish when I went to school was to be a photographer, the kind that specializes in taking pictures of models and celebrities!"
"I'm afraid you're a drunkard, and you don't ...... bar"
Su Tong shook her head with a smile, she couldn't be clearer about Chen Guangda's urine, and Chen Guangda said with envy on his face: "One of my classmates and his brother is a famous photographer, I remember that during the summer vacation that year, he told me that the girl waiting to sleep with him has been scheduled for next year's National Day, and he just begged him to take a few sets of photos for free, I was really envious at the time, he was my idol for a year and a half!"
"Why is it a year and a half......?"
Xia Fei also raised his head in surprise, but Chen Guangda shrugged his shoulders and said: "That guy has AIDS, his brother told me that he was really tired of playing with women, so he wanted to try the taste of men, but he got AIDS within half a year, and I was so scared that I quickly replaced the idol with Master Chen!"
"He's going to get AIDS even if he doesn't fuck men, and men who are promiscuous deserve to die......"
Li Tingyu slapped his knee heavily, and stared directly at Chen Guangda with contempt, but who knew that Xia Fei chuckled and said: "It's really not me who protects the shortcomings, although my old Chen is not a serious person, but he is definitely better than you in terms of women, do you know how many women he has had since the end of the world?"
"Fifty?"
Li Tingyu looked at her suspiciously, judging from Chen Guangda's identity and status, it was no problem for him to have as many women as he wanted, but Xia Fei shook his head lightly and said: "No more than ten, let me ask you Miss Li can be more than him, I'm afraid your lover has already exceeded a hundred, right?"
"I don't believe it, how can he be so little, there must be a lot of ...... you don't know"
Li Tingyu pursed his lips with disdain, but Chen Guangda directly stretched his waist and stood up, took Xia Fei's little hand and said: "Believe it or not, it's up to you, anyway, whether you believe it or not, it's all a fact, my brother is such a good boy who guards himself like jade, let's go! Go sleep with my little daughter-in-law!haha~"