After distracting them from the topic of hating human and demon jihads, she returned to their current environment with interest. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"What did your mother say about the two of you being expelled again?" the young man looked a little uncomfortable, remembering his mother's behavior when they were invited home from Psychic Sanctuary University three months ago.

"Well, she hasn't had a chance to say it yet," Daydream replied.

"Before she got up early this morning, Tubaozi and I went out. Tubaozi went to Ah Gui's house halfway, so we came straight here. ”

"Didn't she say anything when you got home last night?"

"We had luck last night.

When we were about to get home, the male unicorn that my mother bought at the Divine Beast Park last month arrived, and the house was bustling with activity.

It turns out that brute -- he's so mighty and stupid, you'll have to tell your dad to hurry up and see it, that brute has bitten the unicorn man twice along the way, and has trampled on my mother's two glow-in-the-dark boys, whom they met in the Garden of Light.

And, just as we were about to get home, it almost kicked our unicorn shed over and piggybacked on my mother's husband, the unicorn strawberry, half to death.

When we got home, Mom was holding a bag of candy in the shed to coax it to calm it down, and it really worked.

The servants of the night were far away, their eyes glaring in horror, but the mother was still talking to the beast as if it were a family, and it was eating what she had in her hand.

There was no one in the world who could deal with unicorns like my mother, and when she saw us, she said:

'Oh my God, what are you four doing back? you're worse than the plague!'

Then the male unicorn began to sniff and stand upright, and she hastened to say:

'Get out of here, don't you see this big darling angry, and I'll come back to you four tomorrow morning!'

So, we went to bed.

Early this morning, before she could catch us, we slipped out, leaving Litiangao alone to deal with her. ”

"Do you think she's going to beat her to the sky?" Stupid knew that the skinny mindless lady was still very rough with her grown sons.

She would whip them on the back when she thought it necessary, a situation that was a bit unaccustomed to both Clumsy and the rest of the Spirit Dew Blessed Land.

Brainless and busy, she runs a large area of Jiaojinhua, a hundred servants of the night and seven children.

She is violent by nature, and it is very easy to get angry with her four sons because of frequent quarrels.

While she forbade anyone to beat one of her unicorns or a servant of the night, she didn't think it hurt them to occasionally beat her children.

"She's never hit the sky. Not only because he's the oldest, but because he's short," Daydream said, proud of his six-gauge corn size. “

That's why we left him at home to explain everything to my mother. God understands that we are both 19 years old, and Tubaozi is 31 years old, but she still treats us as six-year-olds.

Mom should stop beating us!"

"Your mom is going to ride that newly bought unicorn to a masquerade picnic tomorrow?"

"She wanted to ride it, but she said it was too dangerous to ride. And, in any case, the girl would not have agreed to her ride. They said they wanted her to go to the banquet in a unicorn car at least like a noblewoman. ”

"Hopefully it won't rain tomorrow," said Ben. "It rains almost every day of the week. If the picnic is changed to a family meal, it will be a disappointment. ”

"Well, tomorrow will be fine, and it will be as hot as June," Daydream said.

"Look at the sunset, I've never seen a redder sun. It is often not wrong to judge the weather by the setting sun. ”

They all looked into the distance, beyond the boundless freshly cultivated Jiaojin flower fields of Piaoxiang's house, to the red horizon.

Now the sun is slowly setting in a surging red glow behind the mountains on the other side of the Sorrowful River, and the warmth of the April day is gradually fading, faintly revealing a hint of coolness.

Spring comes early, accompanied by a few warm spring rains, when pink peach blossoms suddenly bloom one after another, and camellia flowers are snow-white to decorate the riverside wetlands and hills.

The spring ploughing was almost over, and the moist earth was starving for people to open it and sprinkle it with Jiaojin seeds, which were pale red on the top of the furrow and scarlet and maroon on both sides of the furrow.

The whitewashed brick house of the Sacred Valley was like an island in the middle of the Red Sea, a sea of crescent-shaped waves, but when the waves with pink spires split into waves, it immediately froze.

Because there are no long, straight furrows like the golden land in the middle of the demon spirit or the glow-in-the-dark land moistened by the seaside plantations.

The rolling foothills of the Northern Demon Spirit were plowed into countless zigzag ravines, so to speak, so that the fertile soil would not be washed into the riverbed.

This land is dazzlingly red, and after the rain it is even redder like blood, and when it is drought, it becomes red brick powder all over the ground, which is the best land in the world to produce Jiaojin.

There are white houses, ploughed fields, and a river of golden mud flowing gently, but at the same time it is a place of contrast between the sun and the depths of the shadow.

The open space yet to be planted and the fields of Jiaojin flowers stretching for kilometers are smiling and exposed to the sun.

A stupid legend, like a smoke!

One of the good results of the confrontation on the coral lagoon is to make friends with the primitive monkey people!

Zhou Bo saved the vulture from terrible doom.

Now, she and her warriors are all willing to do their part!

They sat on it all night, guarding their underground home, waiting for the attack of the Dire Pirates, who were clearly imminent!

Even during the day, the primitive monkey people wander around the neighborhood, leisurely smoking Dunhill pipes, as if waiting for some exquisite snacks to be delivered!

The primitive monkey man called Zhou Bo the great sage father and prostrated in front of him. Zhou Bo likes it very much, but it doesn't do him any good!

When they fell at his feet, he said to them with majesty:

"The Great Saint Father would love to see you little red warriors defend their huts against the Dire Pirates!"

"My vulture," said the lovely man,

"Zhou Bo saved me, I am his good friend. I won't let the Dire Pirates hurt him!"

The vulture is too beautiful to flatter Zhou Bo so humbly, but Zhou Bo thinks he deserves it.

"Zhou Bo has something to say, this is good!"

Every time he said, "Zhou Bo has something to say", which meant that they shut up, they understood and obeyed their orders tamely!

However, they are not so respectful to the other children, they only see them as ordinary warriors, and only say "hello!" to them and so on!

Annoying to the children, Zhou Bo seems to take this for granted!

Privately, Stupid was a little sympathetic to the children, but she was a very faithful and virtuous housewife, and she didn't listen to any complaints about her father!

"Father is right", she always said, no matter what her personal opinion is!

Her personal opinion is that primitive monkey people shouldn't call her his wife!

The day has come, and they call it "Night in the Night" because what happened on this night and its consequences are so important!

The day is calm and quiet, as if you are recuperating!

At this moment, the primitive monkey man is standing guard with a blanket wrapped in it!

The children eat dinner underground. Only Zhou Bo was not there, he went out to listen to the hour!

On the island, the best way to find the hour is to find the prehistoric crocodile and wait on the sidelines to hear the clock in its belly!

The meal was an imaginary cup of coffee, and they sat around the table, munching on the fox gulp. The sound of them chatting and teasing their mouths, and the stupid words Sophie were deafening!

Of course, Stupid didn't care much about the noise, but she couldn't allow them to grab something to eat, and said that the little girl bumped their arm!

When it comes to eating, they have a rule:

Instead of fighting back, you should report the dispute to Clumsy, politely raise your left hand and say, "I'm accusing so-and-so!"

But in reality, they either forgot to do it, or they did too much!

"Don't make noise," cried Dumb, who had already told them not to talk at the same time for the twentieth time!

"Is your gourd cup empty, little Feifei baby?"

"It's not space yet, Mom!" Xiao Feifei glanced at the imaginary cup, and then said!

"He hasn't even drunk this milk yet!" Xiao Jiaojiao interjected!

He is complaining, Xiao Feifei seized this opportunity!

"I'm suing Xiao Jiao!" he immediately shouted!

However, Duoduo raised his hand first!

"What's the matter, Duoduo?"

"Zhou Bo is not here, can I sit in his chair?"

"Sit on my father's chair, Duoduo!" Stupid thought that this Sophie was unorthodox,

"Of course not!"

"He's not really our father," Duoduo replied.

"He doesn't even know how to be a father, I taught him!"

He's complaining!" We accuse Duoduo!" shouted the two twin brothers!

He was the most humble of them all, and to be honest, he was the only humble child, so he was especially clumsy with him!

"I guess," said the little boy humbly, "I can't be a father!"

"No, little girl!"

The little obedient rarely spoke, but once he spoke, he said endlessly!

"Since I can't be a father," he said with a heavy heart, "I guess, Feifei, you won't let me be a baby, will you?"

"No, I won't!" replied Feifei sharply!

"Since I can't be a baby," said the little girl, and his heart became heavier and heavier.

"Do you think I can be a twin brother?"

"No, of course not," replied the twin brother, "it's hard to be a twin brother!"

"Since I can't play any important role," said the little girl,

"Do any of you want to watch me perform a trick?"

"No!" everyone replied!

"I really don't have any hope at all!" he said!

The nasty denunciation has started again!

"Xiao Feifei coughs at the dinner table!"

"Twin brothers eat fairy dew fruit!"

"Hairballs eat sweet potatoes again!"

"Little Jiaojiao has a mouth full of food and still talks!"

"I'm suing the twins!"

"I'm suing the furball!"

"I sue Xiao Jiaojiao!"

"Oh my God," cried Dumb, "I sometimes feel that children give more trouble than fun!"

She told them to clean up the table and sit down to do needlework!

The sewing basket was full of long socks, and each sock had a hole in its knee as usual!

"Stupid," Feifei protested, "my wife can't sleep in the cradle!"

"There's got to be a cradle to sleep in," said Clumsy, almost in a voice,

"You are the youngest, and the cradle is the cutest and most family-like thing in the family!"

So many smiling faces, and joyful little arms and legs, were red and bright by the romantic fire!

This sight is common in underground homes. However, this is the last time we see each other!

There are footsteps on it, and the first thing you hear is stupid, of course!

"Children, I hear your father's footsteps, and he loves it for you to meet him at the door!"

Above, the primitive monkey man bowed to Zhou Bo!

"Watch well, warriors, I said it!"

Then the joyful children dragged him down the hollow of the tree!

This was a common occurrence before, but never again!

He brought hard fruit to the children, and he brought the exact time to the stupid!

"You know what, Zhou Bo, you've spoiled them!" said with a stupid smile!

"Yes, old woman!" Zhou Bo said, hanging up his gun!

"I told him, to call his mother an old woman!" Feifei whispered to the furball!

"I'm suing Feifei!"

The eldest of the twin brothers walked up to Zhou Bo and said, "Father, we want to dance!"

"Then jump, little one!" said Zhou Bo, who was in high spirits!

"But we want you to jump too!"

Zhou Bo was actually the best one among them, but he pretended to be surprised and said:

"Me! I'm going to rattle my old bones!"

"Mommy jumps too!"

"What," cried Dumb, "a mother of a large group of children, and dancing!"

"But it's Saturday night!" said Feifei flatteringly!

It wasn't a Saturday night, but maybe it was, because they had forgotten the date. But!

If they want to do something special, they always say, it's Saturday night, and they did it!

"Of course it's Saturday night, Zhou Bo!" said stupidly, a little bit of a change of heart!

"Someone like us - stupid!"

"But now it's just with your own children!"

"Of course, of course!"

So I told them to dance, but first put on their pajamas!

"Yes, old woman!" Zhou Bo said to Ben Ben in private, he went to the stove to warm up, and looked down at Ben Ben sitting there mending the heel of a sock,

"After a tiring day, you and I sat in front of the fire, with the little ones around, and it couldn't have been more enjoyable to spend an evening like this!" )