Autumn.

Today's temperature is mild, making it a good day for outdoor activities.

Xiang Yu was trapped at home, poisoned by the plot of Mary Sue - I can't count how many times this is the first time, the heroine fell, and the male protagonist happened to catch people.

When the male and female protagonists broke up because of a misunderstanding, Xiang Yu silently complained: "Are their mouths ornaments, they can't even explain?"

No matter how small the voice is, as soon as the voice falls, it is unfortunately hit by the pillow.

"Cousin, you are really hard-hearted, everyone is crying like this, you still have the heart to make trouble!"

Which one is messing up, and the plot that makes straight men completely unsightly is called troublemaker, okay?

However, Xiang Yu just thought in his heart, in order to send away his cousin's Bodhisattva smoothly, he didn't dare to go back in person.

Ren Yi, 13 years old, a girl in the second stage of secondary school.

In her own words, she has been memorizing words all year round, and her life experience can be comparable to that of the bitter heroine in film and television dramas.

The real situation is that her parents are not in harmony and divorced, and her aunt, who became a single mother, went away to work hard and handed over Ren Yi to her only sister, that is, Xiang Yu's own mother.

That's seven or eight years.

Xiang Yu's "hard days" began at that time. Worried that his niece would be wronged, his mother made many requests to Xiang Yu.

The core idea is to be obedient to your cousin!

Since Ren Yi became obsessed with Mary Sue, her sentimental personality has been out of control, and she has also suffered Xiang Yu, a straight man of steel, and is forced to accompany her to watch Mary Sue's comics, novels and TV series.

When she needed it, she handed over a tissue to wipe her tears, and by the way, she sent a few words of comfort that did not go away.

Looking back on the past, Xiang Yu can only summarize with the word "unbearable".

Most of all, he hated Mary Sue!

After so many years of immersion, it seems that he is on the verge of exploding.

has fantasized several times,Draw all the girl cartoons in Ren Yi's collection on a pig's head;Burn all her various Mary Sue novels;Then rush into the TV screen,Grab the male protagonist's collar and ask:"Are you blind or blind?,Obviously the second female is more attractive!"

Fortunately, today is the day of Xiang Yu's liberation.

After several years of fighting alone, my aunt finally gained a foothold in another city and decided to pick up her daughter for reunion.

The horn sounded, and the car was already downstairs.

Xiang Yu was extremely positive, and without waiting for his mother to hug Ren Yi and say goodbye, he couldn't wait to copy his cousin's salute and was the first to rush downstairs.

I almost laughed out loud and shouted: "Lao Tzu is finally free!"

As long as he doesn't have to be mentally attacked by Mary Sue, let him do whatever he wants. Xiang Yu has decided to go to the community square tonight and have a dance with the retired uncles and aunts to express his joy of finally being free.

The car carrying Ren Yi was gone, and before his mother could hold Xiang Yu and recall the happy past of living with his cousin, he ran upstairs with a smoke.

"Hahaha, relieved!"

With full hatred for Mary Sue, the first thing Xiang Yu did was to sit in front of the computer and code thousands of words, criticizing Mary Sue's works for the spiritual poisoning of the majority of young girls.

After writing, Xiang Yu, who finally let out a bad breath, fell on the bed, ready to sleep first, and then decide whether to go to the small square to dance, or call friends to go to the barbecue stall to reminisce about the eventful years.

That is, after a few minutes of effort, faintly, Xiang Yu heard the ground trembling?

Shiyan City is located in a plain area, not at the junction of tectonic plates, and the speculation about earthquakes is completely overwhelmed.

Maybe I'm too tired, right?

lamenting that the years of being mutilated by Mary Sue even caused him to have auditory hallucinations. Xiang Yu rolled over and continued to sleep.

Soon, a cold Lolita voice came from my ears: "Looking for the target male protagonist...... Xiang Yu, seventeen years old, began to modify!"

I really can't sleep this time.

Xiang Yu opened his eyes and looked around, the room was obviously empty, but the voice he heard just now was really in his ears.

"Toot toot toot toot...... High-risk level reminder, the male protagonist has too strong self-awareness, and he dislikes Mary Sue from the bottom of his heart, which seriously hinders the modification process!"

Immediately afterwards, Lori snorted heavily, "There is no difficulty that the old lady can't overcome!"

The temper seems to be very short-tempered, and it is very difficult to mess with?

Xiang Yu became curious about the true body of the voice.

Who, exactly, is playing a prank?

After a pause, Lori's voice sounded again: "Start the forced modification procedure, the progress is completed, ten percent." In order to improve the integration and acceptance of players with the world of Mary Sue, a special starter pack is launched. Modify the background of the protagonist's identity according to the content of the package - give the protagonist the identity of the rich second generation. The game is consistent and no changes are made. ”

After repeatedly making sure that there was no second person in the house except him, Xiang Yu was about to wash his face and refresh himself, when Lao Xiang, that is, Xiang Yu's father, suddenly pushed the door in.

Lao Xiang is enthusiastic and cheerful, very helpful, helping widows repair toilets and installing light bulbs for divorced women. People are always happy.

Today, it is unusual, and his face is sad.

"Xiaoyu, you're about to turn eighteen, and Dad has decided to tell you a secret. ”

Seeing that Lao Xiang's frowning brows could trap flies, Xiang Yu's mood also became worried.

Could it be that the family he thought was perfect was about to break up, and Lao Xiang and Widow Wu really ......

Just when Xiang Yu was sorting out his emotions and preparing to meet the explosive news, Lao Xiang didn't play his cards according to the routine, took his hand and said, "Let's go, I'll take you to a place first." ”

Passing by the living room, Xiang Yu found that his mother Yuan Hongmei, who was always working hard, was not there.

Usually, after finishing a day's housework, she should have made a cup of flower tea, enjoyed the Mary Sue drama recommended by Ren Yi, and reminisced about her girlhood.

It can't really be anything, right?

Just when Xiang Yu was worried about whether he would become a child of a single-parent family, as Lao Xiang walked out of the community, he walked straight to a sports car.

The door was opened by him: "Get in the car first." ”

Xiang Yu was stunned for a few seconds, and then made a "slot" sound, "Old Xiang, renting a sports car is very expensive, right?"

Before, when he heard him swearing, Lao Xiang had to slap him on the back of the head. His mood seemed to improve, and he just motioned for Yu to get in the car first.

"I'll tell you when I get there. ”

After Xiang Yu climbed into the car, Lao Xiang drove the sports car all the way.

Not to mention, my father looks quite handsome in a sports car.

Letting go of his worries about the cost of renting a car, Xiang Yu began to enjoy the experience of riding a sports car for the first time in his life - his limbs were a little unable to stretch.

The one on the bus, don't think you can look at me like that if you sit high.

Living in Shiyan City since childhood, Xiang Yu is quite familiar with the whole city. Lao Xiang drove the sports car to the west of the bridge, and the surrounding scenery made him feel very unfamiliar.

The gray high-rise buildings are gone, replaced by a cluster of villas.

At the bottom of the list of second-tier cities like Shiyan City, there is still such a feng shui treasure?

Lao Xiang parked the sports car in front of a villa: "Get out of the car, I'm home." ”

Home?

Xiang Yu looked at the magnificent European-style building in front of him with a confused expression.

According to rough estimates, the area of the villa is at least 900 square meters.

"Lao Xiang, have you drunk too much?"

But if you eat two more peanuts, you won't get drunk like this.