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Zhou Boxin said: "You dragged me behind the unicorn, immersed me in the stream, and slapped me at every turn, because you were grateful in your heart! That's right! If you weren't grateful in your heart, you would have shot me to death with an arrow!"
Shui Condensation said again: "You heal me, I see my vest, I see your bare ass again! I was already thinking, I'm afraid I won't be able to marry you!"
Later, this nonsense worm was forced to force me, and I had to let you see my face!"
Speaking of this, he turned his head to stare at Zhou Bo, and his wonderful eyes showed the tenderness of Yinyin!
Zhou Bo's heart moved: "Could it be that she really has feelings for me?"
said: "You see my light-light or something, don't take it to heart! Just now because of the situation, you are helpless, then you don't have to keep this oath!"
Shui Ninglu was furious, and said sharply: "How can I change the oath I have made? Is your bare ass very good-looking? Ugly is ugly to death! If you don't want to marry me, I will shoot you to death with an arrow before you say it, so that I don't break my oath!"
Zhou Bo wanted to defend himself, but suddenly he had severe pain in his abdomen, he pressed his stomach with both hands and moaned loudly!
Shui Ninglu said: "Say it quickly, will you marry me?"
Zhou Bo said: "I-my stomach-my stomach hurts so much!"
Shui Ninglu said, "Do you want to be my husband?"
Zhou Bo thought to himself that if she was going to go on in such pain anyway, she would not live long, so why break her heart before she died, so that she would hate her for life?
Then he nodded and said, "I-I would like to marry you!"
Shui Ninglu's fingers had already buckled the mechanism of launching Gu arrows in his sleeve, and when he said this, he was overjoyed, and his pretty face was like a spring flower, his hand was off the frame, and he hugged him with a smile and poetry, and said, "Good Langjun, I'll rub my belly with you!"
Zhou Bo said: "No, no! We are not married yet! Men and women -- men and women can't kiss -- this -- this can't be done!"
Shui condensation said, "Bah, why did you kiss me again just now?"
Zhou Bodao: "I saw that you were born too beautiful, I really can't help it, but I'm sorry!"
Shui Ninglu smiled: "You don't have to say I'm sorry, you kiss me, I'm also very happy!"
Zhou Boxin said: "She is innocent, she is true, Mrs. Bai is just fake! Xiaoyu is young, and it is true!"
Shui Condensation said: "For! You've been hungry for too long, and the pain is doubly worse! I'll cut some of this guy's flesh for you to eat!"
As he spoke, he stood up by holding on to the crystal wall, and was going to cut the flesh on the corpse of the man who had broken the neck of the Hu Tu worm!
Zhou Bo was taken aback, forgot the pain in his abdomen, and said loudly: "If human flesh can't be eaten, I'd rather die than eat it!"
Shui Ning Luqi said: "Why can't you eat it? When I was in the Immortal Mountain with the Immortal Master, I also ate the meat of the Fox and the Snake Snake, and I couldn't eat it according to what you said?"
Zhou Bo said: "The snake can naturally eat it, but human flesh can't eat it!"
Shui Condensation said: "Is there a Gu in human flesh? I don't know!"
Zhou Bo said: "Don't be a Gu! You are a human being, I am a human being, and this man is also a human being! Human flesh cannot be eaten!"
Shui Ninglu said: "Why? I saw that the jackal was hungry, so I ate another jackal!"
Zhou Bo sighed: "Yes, if people also eat people, isn't it the same as a jackal?"
Shui Ninglu has only been with the immortal since she was a child, never got along with a third person, her immortal temperament is demonic, never mentioned the world to her, in order to her moral rules in the world, the law of etiquette and righteousness, I don't know anything, at this time I heard Zhou Bo say "people can't eat people", just to be suspicious, open a pair of pretty eyes, quite surprised!
Zhou Bo said: "It's not right for you to slaughter people indiscriminately! The sage said: 'Do not do to others what you do not want to do to yourself!'
When others are in danger and suffering, they should be taught and helped, which is the reason for being a man!"
Shui Ninglu said: "Then when I encounter danger and suffering, do others also come to teach me? Why do the people I meet, except for the immortal master and you, all want to kill me, harm me, and bully me, and never treat me well?"
If the snake wants to bite me or eat me, I will slaughter it! Those people will harm me and kill me, and I will naturally slaughter them as well! What is true or false?"
These few words only made Zhou Bo speechless, so he had to say: "It turns out that you don't understand the things in the world at all!"
Shui condensation said: "You don't know how to do physical arts, but you come to take care of things in the world of gods and demons, I look at the things in the world, you don't know much!"
Zhou Bo nodded and smiled bitterly, and said, "This is reasonable!"
Shui Condensation snorted and said, "What 'does this make sense'? You haven't worshiped the Immortal Master yet, but you have learned the words of the Immortal Master!"
Zhou Bo smiled: "Hu Tu worm still understands whether it is reasonable or unreasonable, so it is not considered a demon to get home-"
Suddenly, he heard an exclamation of "na" from the water condensation, threw himself into Zhou Bo's arms, and shouted: "He-he's here again-"
Zhou Bo turned his head, only to see a yellow shadow on the edge of the cliff, and the nonsense insect jumped up. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
When he saw Zhou Bo, he cracked his mouth and smiled: "You haven't kowtowed to the immortal yet, I can't rest assured, I'm afraid that I will give that shameless guy the first to take it and become an apprentice!"
The boss said, everything in the world is the first to start, and then the first to suffer, good things are only for you, after giving them to others, it is not easy to snatch them back!
The boss's words are always good, I can't beat him, I have to listen to him! Hey, boy, kowtow and worship the immortals!"
Zhou Bo thought that this person should be strong and competitive, and he loved to wear a high hat, but he was blunt when he lost to the boss, seeing that his left eye was swollen with octopus balls white, and the corners of his mouth were also cracked.
Zhou Bo said: "Just now the boss played the flute and asked you to go, and had a fight with you?"
Hu Tu said: "Yes!"
Zhou Bo said: "You must win, the boss will beat you and run away, isn't it?"
Hu Tuworm shook his head and said: "No, no! His physical skills are much stronger than mine! I haven't seen him for many years, I just said that even if I still beat him this time, I can't grab the boss of the 'Four Ghosts', at least I can fight him for one or two hundred rounds, how do you know that the three gods have two feet, and he will be beaten so that he can't get up from lying on the ground!"
The boss still does it for him, and I do the second thing! But I also kicked him hard in the crotch! He said: "Hu Laosan, your physical skills are very good!"
Zhou Bodao: "You are Hu Lao's second, not Hu Laosan!"
Hu Tu Worm's face was ashamed, and he said: "I haven't seen you for many years, the boss screams casually, he forgot!"
Zhou Bo said: "The boss's words are always good!
Unexpectedly, this sentence hit the sore foot of the Hu Tu worm, he roared loudly, and said angrily: "I am the second, not the third!" You quickly kneel on the ground, begging me to accept you as an apprentice, I pretended to refuse, you begged again and again, kowtowed to him, I pretended to reluctantly agree, but in fact my heart was very happy!
This is the rule of my Shark Shadow Sect, and if you accept apprentices in the future, you should do the same, don't forget it!"
Zhou Bodao: "Can this rule be changed?"
"Of course not!"
Zhou Bodao: "If you change, you will be a little thief and a dwarf winter melon?"
Hu Tu said: "Exactly!"
Zhou Bodao: "This rule is very good, and it really can't be changed, if you change it, it will be a little thief and a dwarf winter melon!"
Hu Tu said: "Very good, kneel down and beg me!"
Zhou Bo shook his head and said, "I don't kneel on the ground and kowtow to him, and I don't beg you to take me as an apprentice!"
The bug was furious, and his face turned into a leaf again, and his mouth was wide open, revealing a mouth full of sharp teeth, and he cried out as if he was about to pounce on someone and bite someone, "Don't you kowtow to me?"
Zhou Bodao: "Don't kowtow, don't beg you!"
The Bug took a step forward and shouted, "I'll break your neck!"
Zhou Bodao: "You twist it well, I can't fight back!"
Hu Tu Worm reached out with his right hand, grabbed his chest, and his right hand had lifted his skull, Zhou Bo said: "I can't fight back, you kill me, why are you?"
Hu Tu said: "I will be a little thief and a dwarf winter melon!"
Zhou Bodao: "Not bad!"
There was nothing he could do, and he thought, "I can't kill him, and he won't beg me, that's how hard it is!"
At a glance, seeing Shui Ninglu's face full of concern, he had an idea, jumped over, grabbed her by the back collar, lifted her body high, jumped a few times, and had reached the edge of the cliff, with his left foot cocked, and his right foot made a move 'Golden Spirit Goose Independence' momentum, shaking on the high cliff of the thousands of walls, as if he was going to fall down with Shui Ninglu!
Zhou Bo didn't know that he was playing tricks, for fear of hurting Lashui Condensation's life, and exclaimed: "Be careful, come here!
Hu Tu sneered: "Boy, you are very much like me, I have to take you as an apprentice! I will go to the top of the fairy mountain over there and wait for a few people-"
As he spoke, he pointed to a peak in the distance, and continued: "There is no immortal art here to interfere with you! You come and beg me to take me as an apprentice, and I will spare your wife's life, otherwise, hum!"
Both hands made a gesture of twisting the head and neck of the water condensation, suddenly turned around, jumped down, and the right palm treasure wrapped around the fairy mountain wall, and slipped down with the water condensation!
Zhou Bo shouted: "Hey, hey, be careful!"
Ran to the edge of the cliff, only to see that he had carried the water condensation for more than ten meters! Zhou Bo sat down in a daze, and his stomach hurt again!
The water condensation was grabbed by the Hu Tu worm and slipped down on the high cliff, only to see his left palm wrapped around the cliff wall, whenever the downward trend was too fast, the two of them would pause slightly, trying to block the slide with palm power for him!
At this time, the water condensation is powerless to resist, even if it is powerful, it will never dare to be in mid-air and struggle slightly!
Later, she simply closed her eyes, and after a while, her body suddenly rose upward, and she had already landed!
The bug did not delay at all, and it landed on the ground!
He was of medium height, and the water condensation was considered a long figure among women, and if the two of them stood side by side, they were almost head to head, but the Hu Tu Worm raised his arm to lift her up, like a baby, and it seemed that it would take no effort at all!
He leaped forward at the bottom of the chaotic crystal and watery forest, and in a moment he had passed through the bottom of the forest and arrived at the other side of the Laxian Mountain Forest!
If this kid doesn't come to worship me as a teacher, hehe, he won't be my apprentice at that time, and you won't be my apprentice's wife!
Hu Tu insect sees beautiful girls, they have always raped first and then slaughtered, that is never polite!"
Shui Condensation couldn't help but shiver, and said: "My husband doesn't know how to do physical skills, how can he come down from the top of that high cliff?" He thinks of me, and he is bound to sacrifice his life to worship you as a teacher, and if he stumbles, he will fall to pieces, and then you will have no disciples! Such a talent like you, you will never find it again in your life!"
Hu Tu Worm nodded and said, "This is also reasonable! I didn't expect this kid to go down the Immortal Mountain!"
After a while, two yellow-robed men came out of the slope of the fairy mountain, bowed down and saluted the Hu Tu worm!
Hu Tu Worm said loudly: "Go to the top of the cliff over there, and look at that kid! If he is willing to come to worship me as a teacher, immediately carry him to see me! If he refuses, he will consume with him, but don't hurt him!"
The apprentice who has been chosen for Lao Tzu must not let him worship others as teachers!"
The two men replied, "Yes!"
As soon as the bug finished his order, he carried the water condensation and walked away!
Shui Ning Lu was a little relieved in his heart, knowing that before Zhou Bo arrived, he should be in no danger, just for this Lang Jun to be extremely stubborn, and asked him to worship such a cruel person as a teacher, but he was afraid that he would rather die than give in, and thought: "He seems to be quite chivalrous to me, but he has no husband and wife affection, and he may not be willing to be this ghost man's disciple for me! Alas, I just hope that he is safe and sound, and it is good not to fall off the cliff! I don't know how his stomach hurts?"
This person's soul aura is really full and long, and she does not rest after going up to the fairy mountain, and she goes down the fairy mountain without stopping, and climbs over the four fairy mountains one after another, only to reach the highest peak among the surrounding fairy mountains!
He put down the water condensation, pulled open his pants, and peed on a large spirit tree!
Shui Ninglu thought that this person was extremely rude and rude, hurriedly turned around and walked away, took out the curtain, put it on his face, and thought that he was delicate, if he looked at him a few more times, he was afraid that he would be beastly, and all the immortal disciples would not care, and he would sit next to a big crystal at the moment, close his eyes and recuperate!
After peeing, Hu Tuworm pulled up his pants, walked up to her, and said, "It's very good if you put on the curtain, otherwise I'll show it for a while, I'm afraid it's very inappropriate!"
Shui Ninglu thought to herself, "You are also a little self-aware!"
Hu Tu said: "Why don't you speak? Close your eyes and pretend to be asleep, you look down on me, don't you?"
Shui Ninglu shook her head, opened her eyes, and said, "Elder Immortal, what is your name? In the future, my husband will be your apprentice, I must know your name!"
Hu Tu said: "My name is Ming-Ming-he stick, my name was given by my father, and the name is not good! My father didn't do a good thing, it's just a shit dwarf winter melon!"
Shui Ninglu almost laughed out loud, and said in her heart: "Your father is a shit dwarf winter melon, why are you yourself? Even your own father scolded, it's really a vain man!"
But then he remembered that he didn't know who his father was, and the immortal master only said that he was a negative man, and he was afraid that he was not much better than a nonsense worm, and his heart was sad!
I saw him walk a few steps to the east, and then a few steps to the east, and there was no quiet for a moment, and the water condensation only looked upset, and closed his eyes again, but the footsteps were still ringing, and said: "You just went up the fairy mountain and went down the fairy mountain, but you weren't tired? Why don't you sit down and rest?"
Hu Tu Worm shouted: "Don't meddle in your business!
Shui Condensation had no choice but to ignore him, and then thought of Zhou Bo again, and felt a burst of sweetness and desolation in his heart! )