Chapter 59 Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water
In the afternoon, Li Jing got off work.
Ji An sent Fat Tiger and Ou Di to her house, obviously seeing each other every day, Li Jing still looked like a nymphomaniac, holding two dogs and rubbing their faces intimately.
"Sister, how did you catch those two thieves last time?"
Li Jing: "I'm honestly locked up in the detention center, what's wrong?"
Ji An: "I think they have nothing to do with the zoo incident, they must know who is behind it." ”
Li Jing: "I'll keep an eye on it for you there, but judging from the attitude of the two of them who are resisting to the end now, it's not easy to pry their mouths open." ”
There is no other way for the time being, Ji An nodded: "Okay, it's troublesome sister." ”
Li Jing hugged the dog and was intimate for a while, Ou Di had calmed down, but the fat tiger was still endlessly clingy, and saliva was smeared on Li Jing's face.
Ji An glanced at the little fat man enviously, shook his head, and left in his farewell.
Li Jing said behind her back: "Ji An, your mother is coming back tomorrow, right?"
Have a meal together in the evening?" (There are adjustments in the front, no need to look back, and it does not affect reading.) )
Ji An's face collapsed instantly, the big demon king of the family came back, and his good days were over.
As the saying goes, blessings are incomparable, and disasters are not one-way, and on Thursday, Ji An's college entrance examination results also came out.
When he made a phone call in the morning, Ji An's heart was peaceful and quiet, and his eyes were black when he went to the examination room, and his results were like floating clouds for him.
But after checking the results, I thought about how my mother would clean him up when she came back, and now I finally knew that I was nervous, and I gnawed my nails and circled under the big banyan tree in the morning, and I thought vigorously: "What to do, what to do, what to do, what to do......"
Qi Yijia saw it in his eyes and smiled silently.
"Second sister, what's wrong with my cheap brother?" Qiqi asked when she saw Ji An's unrelenting appearance.
Qi Yijia said with a smile: "Today's test results came out, how can I tell his mother while I am nervous." ”
Kiki: "Why be nervous?"
Qi Yijia: "Usually he doesn't study hard and his grades are not good, he is afraid of being scolded by his mother." ”
Kiki blinked her black and white eyes, frowned and said confusedly, "Isn't it hard to study?
Qi Yijia rubbed Qiqi's bangs and said, "Not everyone can be as smart as Qiqi. ”
The little girl said seriously: "Brother Cheap is also very smart!"
Qi Yijia said with a smile: "There are many kinds of intelligence, and his intelligence is not in the book." ”
A pair of sisters looked at Ji An again, Ji An gnawed his nails and circled the big banyan tree: "What to do, what to do, what to do, what to do......"
Approaching 11 o'clock in the morning, Feng Shu and Xu Meilan, who had just gotten off the plane, walked into the zoo together.
Passing by under the big banyan tree, Feng Shu pointed at Ji An angrily: "You wait downstairs in the office for me! I'll clean you up later!"
After speaking, she pulled Xu Meilan to the principal's office.
Ji An instantly stiffened......
Two flowers bloom
In the office, Feng Shu entered the door and asked, "Dad, what happened to the news on the Internet the day before yesterday?
Feng Jianjun smiled when he saw his daughter, and asked with concern: "Are you back?" Are you tired? Do you want to go home to rest for a while?"
"Dad, ask you something!" Feng Shu will be 40 after the New Year, but in front of Lao Feng, she will still unconsciously show the side of her little daughter's family.
Lao Feng said: "Probably someone fell in love with the zoo's land, and I refused to sell it, so they wanted to go the wrong way."
But it doesn't matter, the physical examination report of the tiger girl has come out, and this matter is in the past. ”
Feng Shu frowned angrily: "Dad! Everyone has bullied you! Splashed such a big basin of dirty water on the zoo, this matter must not be left like this!"
Feng Jianjun: "What else can I do? I don't know who the other party is."
And people made a ruthless move, directly posted on a certain wave of the Internet, such a big platform, how can you argue with them?"
Feng Shu snorted coldly and introduced: "Dad, this is Xu Meilan, my college classmates and good sisters, and the senior reporter sent by Guoshi to the California Zoo to do tracking reports.
Dad, don't you say that their platform is big? I don't believe that a certain wave can be bigger than the national TV!"
Then, Feng Shu turned her head: "Meilan, hello sisters, you are in trouble at home, can you help with this favor?"
Xu Meilan: "It's my duty, but I must know the ins and outs.
I'll be responsible for the report I posted, Shuni, the ugly words are ahead, if I make it up, I can't do it. ”
Feng Shu: "Don't worry! It's a little fake, I'll read my son's name together!"
The matter was finalized, and Feng Shu's conversation turned to Ji An's college entrance examination results.
Feng Shu will be anxious about Ji An's grades and not going to college, and then worry about what Ji An will do in the future.
After listening to his daughter's complaints, Feng Jianjun said: "There is no hurry to go to school, if you really want to study, you can be 30 years old."
Ji An's talent is not in books, he has liked to get along with animals since he was a child, and he recently made a name for himself in the live broadcast of dog walking.
In this way, you and Tianhao take Ji An with you to teach yourself, maybe he will give everyone an unexpected surprise. ”
Feng Shu: "Really let me and Tianhao teach ourselves?"
Seeing her father nodding solemnly, Feng Shu didn't say anything more, but laughed at herself: "In this way, three generations of our family will be dedicated to the giant panda." ”
Lao Feng: "Isn't it good?"
Feng Shu: "That...... When I leave in a few days, take him back to the mountain city with me?"
Lao Feng pondered for a moment, shook his head and said, "The dogs in the zoo are all paid, and you can't say that you won't do it." Since the matter has begun, Ji An has to be responsible for the end. Give him 2 months and go to the mountain town in September. ”
Feng Shu replied, "Okay." ”
The other side
Ji An felt that he basically had no hope of rescue this time, and when he was a child, he had to take a meal if he failed the final exam, this time it was the college entrance examination, and his mother might pick up a knife......
In the past, relying on the firm belief that "dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water", Ji An survived tenaciously, but the dead pigs were not afraid of boiling water, but they were afraid of knives!
He is still young and has a great life ahead of him, "I will rub it and not go in." I haven't had a chance to say this kind of nonsense, I really don't want to be killed like this, Ji An had to think of a crooked idea again: "The only way to live now is to find a way to divert my mother's attention, at least to share some of her firepower."
But what could be more important than my college entrance exam results?"
After thinking about it, his eyes drifted to Qi Yijia under the big banyan tree, and Ji An's eyes lit up.
However, another problem lay in front of him.
took Qi Yijia to the office, and when his mother was happy, she would probably spare his life, but he had to pull down his face and discuss with Qi Yijia.
The question is, where is the dignity of his dignified eight-foot man?
At this time, Ji An deeply felt the pain and troubles of Shakespeare back then, and he was also faced with a dilemma.
When God closes the security door, he will definitely open a cat's eye on the door, so Ji An saw the little angel on Hulk's back from the cat's eye.
"Yes, as long as Qiqi goes to the office, will Qi Yijia not go?"
Ji An walked under the big banyan tree: "Kiki, can you do me a favor?"
"Well, good!" the little girl readily agreed.
Ji An: "Uh...... Kiki, if someone asks you for help in the future, you can't just say yes.
You have to ask what the other person can do for you, you know?"
Seeing her nodding, Ji An said, "Qiqi, I made some mistakes before, and my mother is very angry now." ”
Kiki: "I know, my poor brother doesn't have good grades. ”
The corners of Ji An's eyes jumped in embarrassment, and he continued: "But, my mother likes little girls the most, maybe she will let me go as soon as she sees you."
So, Kiki, can you come with me to the office later?"
Although Ji An faced Qiqi, his words were for others. In this way, he can not only save his life, but also save face, Ji An is very satisfied that he can come up with this idea!
Then, Kiki said seriously, "What's in it for me?"
"Poof" next to Qi Yijia laughed.
Ji An's face darkened......
"No, I don't count, you only take advantage when others ask you for help. Ji An said a little embarrassed.
Qiqi thought for a while, nodded and said, "Okay, I don't want to help my cheap brother in the future." ”
Ji An gave a thumbs up to the little girl who was very on the road, and took her hand: "Let's go, let's go to the office now." ”
Kiki: "Hmm!"
But Qi Yijia didn't move, she said, "Go ahead, I'll wait for you here." ”
Ji An: "......"
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