Chapter Seventy-Two: The Crazy Duo

Strong man: "... Brother, you're changing your face too quickly!"

Wang Xiaoer smiled: "Just kidding, whoever is afraid of whom, come here!"

Wang Xiaoer put away the dragon pattern stick, and his soul was gone, and he also attached to the black mist summoned by Wang Xiaoer, and floated directly into the broken window of the back seat of the car, and sat in the back seat.

The strong man was just about to walk into the cab, but Wang Xiaoer pulled him away: "I'm coming, I'm coming, you're all frightened, you need to rest!"

The strong man didn't know why, although he felt that Wang Xiaoer was very abnormal, but what he said was very reasonable, and he didn't argue, and sat in the co-pilot.

Without waiting for the strong man to speak, Wang Xiaoer kicked the accelerator to the end, the car turned on the high beams, and it was dazzling in the dark night, and the strong man had not fastened his seat belt, so he felt that the car suddenly jumped out, and when he looked up, with a "bang~" sound, he hit the zombie who had been facing away from the speeding car.

The strong man's frightened heart reached his throat, and he quickly fastened his seat belt while holding the handrail above his head with both hands, and shouted in his mouth: "Go straight and straight, hey, don't take a detour!"

"Bang~Bang~", with the shouts of the strong man, the car deliberately detoured and knocked into two zombies that had time to react and rushed towards him.

"Hahahahaha~ Enjoyable!". As the saying goes, Wang Xiaoer drove into a zombie, like a wolf entering a flock. At this time, Wang Xiaoer shouted excitedly, and at the same time looked left and right to see if he could find zombies again.

"There's another one over there!", just when Wang Xiaoer was at a loss to find the zombie, the soul sitting in the back row spoke, pointing to a zombie standing behind a small tree with a thick bowl on the side of a main road in front of the car.

"So you're good at this?" , I was glad that there were no zombies to collide with, and the strong man who finally walked on the right path, opened his eyes wide and said in shock when the soul spoke. Then the car flicked its tail again, staggering towards the small tree.

"Click~Bang~, hahahaha, wow, mom!"

The first sound was the sound of the small tree being broken, the second was the sound of the zombie being knocked away, the third sound was made by Wang Xiaoer, who flew up happily, and the last sound was made by the strong man who screamed in fright.

"I said why are you so kind, let me rest and you drive, that zombie has a grudge against you?", just after the car rushed out of the main road, Wang Xiaoer flicked the car again and drove the car on the main road, and there were countless scrapes along the way, and the right rear hit the overturned car on the side of the road for a while, and the left front hit a low hanging branch for a while.

"Hahaha, I won't let you drive, I'm afraid you'll be addicted!", Wang Xiaoer took the time to kindly persuade.

The strong man is already so nervous that he is covered in sweat, and people who can't drive are not afraid to take fast cars, and the more people who can drive, the more afraid they are to take fast cars, because they will instinctively imagine the driver as themselves. What's more, it was a strong man who hadn't passed the second subject, for a while, an excited haha screaming in the car hit zombies everywhere, a fellow party cheering and clapping on the side, and a strong man who yelled for a while and closed his eyes for a while, and finally spit out outside the car through the car window.

The car was filled with the cheerful air of two people.

"I'm going to get out of the car! Stop, I'll have to die in the car if I continue to drive like this!", the strong man who vomited for a while slowed down, one hand still holding the handrail tightly, and the other hand was about to grab Wang Xiaoer's steering wheel, and said at the same time.

The spirit said excitedly, "Believe me, if you die, you will enjoy this process even more!"

The soul that repeats the same work in the underworld all day is so excited that it is not good! The strong man looked at the excitement on the soul's face that could not be concealed, and suddenly felt that he was right! He simply lowered the seat back a little, and looked straight at the roof with desperate eyes.

"Well, yes, the children can be taught!hahahahahaha!", Wang Xiaoer said to the soul in the back seat without turning his head.

The soul was very useful and said, "Of course, you don't know, the dungeon is boring, how can there be such a fun thing!

People are like this, when you meet like-minded people, it's easy to talk together, and it's easy to do things you like together. Wang Xiaoer said, "Okay!", as soon as the voice fell, he suddenly turned around and took a step from the middle of the driver's seat and the co-pilot's seat to the back seat.

The soul is the form of soul and smoke, and at the same time as Wang Xiaoer moved, he floated to the cab while leaning against the window, and the two acted in one go, quite tacitly.

After the soul arrived at the cab, it materialized in an instant, and then with another foot of the accelerator, the car, which had just stabilized for less than a second, turned into a galloping cheetah again, and instantly rushed out.

"Hahaha, yes!" , The excitement that the soul couldn't hide was finally released, and Wang Xiaoer, who arrived in the back row, was still in an abnormal state of excitement.

The strong man just opened his eyes for a moment when the car was stable, thinking that Wang Xiaoer's conscience had found it, or that he had slowed down for other reasons, but when he opened his eyes and saw a more crazy soul, and when he felt the faster speed, he closed his eyes in despair, and said at the same time: "Do I only want one thing?"

The soul excitedly said, "Say, what's the matter, not fast enough?"

Strong man: "I just beg you to give me a time to write my last words, just don't crash so quickly!"

Soul, Wang Xiaoer: "Hahahahahaha!"

Wang Xiaoer: "Relax, let me tell you, I drive like this every time!", when he said this, the car seemed to have pressed something, and suddenly flew high and then smashed heavily on the ground and continued to gallop.

Strong Man: "So what?"

Wang Xiaoer: "So this isn't schizophrenic!! hahahahahaha!"

Strong man: "... The desperate strong man no longer wanted to talk to these two psychopaths.

Soul: "Oh~~ It's enjoyable, it's still fun in the world, I'll tell you, the dungeon is too boring, and the daily work is repetitive, how can anyone be so fun in the world, I knew it was like this, I went to reincarnate!"

As he spoke, the car crashed into a row of zombies.

Wang Xiaoer said with disdain: "Do you think that the world can let you drive on the road casually, isn't this the end of the world? Normal times, the speed limit of the car, how can you drive so fast, just now this road, must be lower than 60 miles, you see for yourself, now you have driven to 160 miles, if before the end of the world, there will be tanks on the side of the road to bombard you!"

Soul: "Hahahahaha, fake!"

Wang Xiaoer was puzzled: "How do you know it's fake?"

Soul: "The tank is so heavy, how can anyone want to drive it out if it is slow to drive! So there must be no tank on the side of the road!"

Wang Xiaoer: "... ”

The soul said to the strong man, "Hey, don't pretend to be dead, I'll play with you for a while?"

Originally, the strong man wanted to say that he wouldn't play, but as soon as he opened his eyes, he immediately changed his sentence: "Look at the road, what do you see me doing!?"

Soul: "Hahahahaha!"

The strong man then said to Wang Xiaoer: "You can't make this zombie, right?

Wang Xiaoer laughed and said, "Why does this sound so familiar?"

The strong man sighed, "Hey, I don't fit in with you because I'm not perverted enough!"

Wang Xiaoer smiled and said, "Who said you weren't perverted enough?"

The strong man was stunned: "I'm a normal person!"

Wang Xiaoer: "How can a normal person punch someone and then punch himself? Fight or touch porcelain? Hahaha!"

The strong man said with disdain: "I told you that you don't understand!"

The two were chatting when the car drifted through another corner.

Wang Xiaoer said to the strong man: "See, I like the impact of hitting zombies, he simply likes to drive fast!

Strong man: "You like to drive fast, are you a normal person, okay! It's you who are perverted and pure!"

Wang Xiaoer said to the soul: "Hey! It's almost time, it's my turn!"

While speaking, the two cooperated tacitly again, and completed the transposition in an instant.

"Oh ~ roar ~", Wang Xiaoer increased the speed again, this time it was originally towards the road between a community next to the main road, after all, there will be a lot of zombies around the community, but the main road is more than two meters high from the ground, and it is dark at night, Wang Xiaoer, who can't see the road conditions clearly, drives an off-road vehicle and sps down.

"Bang dang~" With a loud bang, accompanied by a huge vibration, the car slammed into the ground and continued to move forward.

"Wow! This is enjoyable! This has two hits, what is this trick called?", the soul expressed its admiration for Wang Xiaoer's performance just now!

After this violent shock, the strong man directly broke his back, and his posture became straight and straight on the backrest. One hand grips the armrest tightly, and the other hand grips the side of the driver's seat.

Then, before Wang Xiaoer could answer the soul, with a "bang~", the car lost its balance and began to spin in place quickly, this time even Wang Xiaoer became nervous, after all, he just likes to hit zombies, not to kill himself.

But the soul in the back seat took off, shouting: "Wow~~~~Wow~~~, hahahahaha, this is amazing, what kind of move is this!!wow~~!!"

The strong man still clung to everything he could, motionless.

After the car spun around several times in a row, it suddenly hit the curb on the side of the road, and the whole car took off in an instant and began to roll backwards, backwards, left and right.

Wang Xiaoer shouted nervously: "Ah~~!

The strong man said expressionlessly: "Yes, you are also afraid?"

The soul didn't seem to hear the conversation between the two: "Oh~ Wow, this is amazing, I want to call this trick a big hahaha!!! hahahahaha!!"

The whole car spun around and finally hit a half-demolished residential building that looked like it was in ruins, and then the whole car fell apart, with only two wheels left, the front axle was broken, the trunk was flattened, the windows were all shattered, the engine cover was thrown off, and the whole car was badly deformed.

Wang Xiaoer exerted a little force, and the door that was stuck by the deformed car body was instantly kicked out and flew away. Then Wang Xiaoer, who was dizzy, staggered out of the car.

The strong man was already calm to the extreme, and after Wang Xiaoer got out of the car, he also got out of the car through the same door, and at the same time looked at Wang Xiaoer with disdain.

The soul floated out of the car, but looking at the expression, it was obvious that it was reminiscing about the process of flying just now.

Wang Xiaoer and the others stayed away from the scrapped car that had been hit, and the car had already begun to catch fire and smoke.

"Who dares to create my forbidden land?", a deep voice descended from the sky, and at the same time, a strong man who was also five big and three thick suddenly appeared.

Wang Xiaoer looked at this person, stretched out his hand and beckoned, and when the other party saw Wang Xiaoer waving to him, he walked over, and was about to speak, only to see Wang Xiaoer suddenly bend over and vomit violently.

Others: "... ”