Chapter 272: Straight Man VS Aunt
was asked by Liu Lian about it, and Ma Zhenghao, who finally got rid of his fear, realized it later.
Seeing that the plan was disrupted, he was so angry that his sunglasses almost didn't fall off the bridge of his nose, "Which one of you, don't get in the way of me here!"
It's a shame to think about it, why was I frightened by the woman in front of me.
"Hehe, which one do you think I am?"
With an almost inaudible chuckle, Liu Lian lowered her head, her bangs almost completely covered her face, but a few fluttering words actually brought a gust of yin wind......
Hell yes.
Ma Zhenghao realized that he had provoked someone who was not easy to mess with, and seeing that the other party's figure was approaching, he stammered and couldn't say a complete sentence, "I, I'm the actor Ma Zhenghao, let's talk well, I'll give you as many signatures as you want, I'll give you ......."
Liu Lian didn't pay attention to him at all, and said to herself: "I used to say that I was your cute little fan, but now I don't recognize it?"
Before she could finish the next sentence, the female King Kong couldn't wait to reach out and grabbed the collar of Ma Zhenghao's coat!
"You...... Let go of me!"
With his feet off the ground, Ma Zhenghao struggled in a panic.
This woman's strength is also terrifying, and she can carry an adult male with one hand.
With a muffled snort, when he was thrown away by Liu Lian, he had a deeper understanding of Liu Lian's brute strength.
The poor actor with infinite scenery on the red carpet is like a little chicken, at the mercy of the female King Kong, and the fall is not light, and he can't get up for a long time.
Next, when the remaining three entertainment notes were packed up by Liu Lian in one fell swoop and stacked in a pile, Ma Zhenghao felt deeply that it was actually good not to get up, and it was solid to lie on the ground.
"Warn you, especially you!"
Coming into contact with Liu Lian's terrifying eyes, Ma Zhenghao immediately closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.
"Dare to ...... again I won't let you go if you do this kind of indiscriminate thing to my friends!"
Calling Shao Meiyun a friend, Liu Lian is still very unaccustomed to it.
However, for the sake of her helping herself twice, I was kind enough to give him a name.
impatiently patted the dust on her hands, and dropped a few cruel words, Liu Lian left in a dashing manner under the surprised eyes of passers-by.
In my imagination, her back must be tall, and it is plated with a layer of dazzling golden light.
"Now that she's gone home, there's no need to run over to remind her. ”
Shao Meiyun, the day you learn the truth, don't be too moved......
Walking in the sunset, Liu Lian felt that she had sublimated.
…………
Xiang Yu, who was dying in pain, didn't care about anything else at all.
I didn't realize that I somehow got rid of a crisis because of a momentary act of kindness.
"I'm going to die of pain, is there a hard-working little electric drill in my stomach now?"
Trembling hands open the door of the house, Xiang Yu trembling and rushing to the bathroom.
And then.
One minute......
Five minutes......
Ten minutes......
"Ahhh
Without even bothering to lift his pants up, Xiang Yu hurriedly pushed open the bathroom door.
What is called a calamity is not a single line, but I saw that his left foot stumbled in front of his right foot, and the man fell out.
Even Mary, who was napping, was woken up by this movement, rubbed her sleepy eyes, and asked with an inexplicable face, "What's going on?"
When she saw the tragic situation in front of her, and the pants that Xiang Yu didn't lift, Mary choked on the air so hard that she almost didn't cough out her lungs.
"What are you doing, get dressed quickly, you still look like a girl!"
Finding his senses with difficulty, Xiang Yu cried and said with a sad face: "You are a girl, your whole family is a girl!"
The more he scolded, the more trembling his voice became, he raised his hand to confirm the blood in his palm again, and couldn't help but feel sad: "I, how can there be blood on my pants......? Is there any incurable disease in Shao Meiyun's body? Or is it ...... Is it because the Mary Sue modifier dominated our body exchange, which directly caused her body to be unable to withstand my noble and witty soul, and there was a tendency to collapse?"
Mary:...... It's all at a juncture, and I don't forget to praise myself.
Unfolded a series of rich inferences, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that his life was short, Xiang Yu raised his head angrily, and asked Mary: "Did you do it, you must have used some kind of privilege to wipe me out as a gamer, right?"
At first, Mary was still covering her mouth and snickering because she saw Xiang Yu's appearance, and her face suddenly became very ugly when she heard his slander against herself.
"Your imagination is as rich as ever, if I can really erase you, why should I wait until now?"
I'm angry when I mention this.
It's so angry.
"Otherwise, you're trying to get me to trick me...... It's really unscrupulous, Shao Meiyun is a living person, you can't bear to let her body die like this?"
Mary's face darkened: Do I look so dehumanizing?
"You'd better figure out the situation first and then blame me!"
Not wanting to pay attention to Xiang Yu anymore, she felt hungry after a sleep, and went straight into the kitchen to find snacks.
Xiang Yu, who stood up with soft legs, guessed that it might not have been Mary's doing: otherwise, she would not have been weak at all.
Since she didn't do it......
He raised his palm again and looked at the blood on it.
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration!
"I won't be...... Come on that!"
"That" can be used to refer to anything or people, and in today's context, it can be clearly indicated that it means the great aunt.
Right......
Great! Aunt!
"I'm a man who actually came to my aunt!"
Xiang Yu is going crazy.
I looked down and saw the moon again...... Ahem, when I was in those two groups, I remembered that I am a girl now, and it is not unusual for my aunt to come.
After breathing a sigh of relief, Xiang Yu, who had violent emotional fluctuations, felt that he was really relieved.
I am a man, but I actually came to my aunt, and I will be laughed out of my big teeth when I say it!
Moreover, he is a straight man, how can he have the experience of dealing with his aunt?
"What am I going to do now...... My stomach hurts and I'm still bleeding......"
It's not that I didn't want to ask Shao Meiyun, the original owner of the body, for help, but remembering that there has been a lot of friction between the two recently, Xiang Yu, who was emotionally unstable, felt a breath in his chest, so he rudely threw the mobile phone he picked up back on the bed.
"Don't rely on her, I'll figure it out myself!"
Xiang Yu, who was spinning in place, thought for a while and figured out a general step: at least go and change the dirty clothes first, and then put on the aunt's towel......
There are clean clothes, but after looking for a long time, how can there be a shadow of an aunt's towel at home?
"It's a bad dish, it can't be that Shao Meiyun didn't prepare at all, right?"
Hitting his forehead heavily with his palm, Xiang Yu was desperate.
What should I do now?
Now that my aunt is in charge, the plan to experience being a girl is not beautiful in an instant.
Also, he's not in the mood to continue the experience right now.
Sensing Xiang Yu's frustration, Mary, who was chewing potato chips, immediately came over to add firewood: "Now I realize that being a girl is actually not good at all, right? ”
"It takes a week for my aunt to leave?"
Xiang Yu was even more desperate.
Just thinking about it and carrying an electric drill in my stomach for a week in a row makes me break out in a cold sweat.
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