Chapter I

After Ji An finished speaking, he thought that the angry old man would also talk about two sentences. [Full text reading.]

"Don't bite, your own people!

You don't care, your dog is going to bite!" the old man jumped up and hid behind Ji An.

Ji An: ""

He listened to the "own person", turned around, and Ji An said, "You know my parents?"

The fat tiger walked to Ji An's side and bared his teeth at the old man, but in fact, he didn't need to show his teeth, the little fat man's canine teeth were already poked outside, and he looked vicious.

The old man was afraid to take two steps back, maybe he had moved too much just now, and his big silver-white back was a little messy. However, the old man was thick-skinned enough, raised his hand to comb his hair, and in a blink of an eye, he got rid of his embarrassment, and returned to his previous appearance: "Boy, even I dare to bite, count it as your ability." ”

Hearing the old man turn around and scold him for his dog, Ji An didn't care who he was, and replied: "I am a Hui citizen." ”

The old man's face twitched abnormally, he squinted his eyes, took off his toad glasses, poked his glasses at Ji An, and was about to speak, when his glasses were slapped away by Ji An: "Don't do anything with me, this is my home." ”

"grrrrrr" dog legs on the ground in time to cooperate with the owner's bared teeth.

The old man was so angry that his face was crooked, his fingers trembled and pointed at Ji An, and he smiled angrily: "Okay, wait for Ji Tianno, wait for Feng Shu to come back, I'll have a good chat with her about respecting elders!"

The corners of Ji An's eyes jumped, and when he heard that the old man could call out his parents' names, he suddenly felt bad, and said that he wanted to complain to Feng Shu, Ji An felt very bad.

After 3 seconds of muttering, Ji An pulled a smile: "Just kidding, don't be so serious."

Fat Tiger is also cooperating with me in acting, don't believe it, Fat Tiger, used to be cute"

The old man couldn't close his chin, and looked at the fat tiger who changed his face in an instant, squatted in front of him, raised his head and grinned: "Whoa, whoa."

Ji An gently kicked the fat tiger's buttocks, the little fat man turned his head to look at him, Ji An squeezed his eyes, and the fat tiger rolled to the ground.

Ji An pointed to the little fat man of "Jade Body L Heng Chen", and said to the old man: "The fat tiger is inviting you to rub its belly, do you want to try it, it is round and feels good." ”

This time, the old man couldn't close his chin at Ji An, and for a long time, he closed his chin and said with a smile: "Boy, you can have a thick skin, very much in the style of my year." ”

Ji An enthusiastically stretched out his hand and led him into the house: "Come on, sit in the house."

Fat Tiger, go pour a glass for the old gentleman, and bring a bottle of beer. ”

When the old man entered the house, he sat down on the sofa and tried to lean back, but froze again. Fat Tiger skillfully opened the refrigerator, and the action of smacking beer almost made the old man think that he had met a monster.

The small bottle of Heineken was put on the coffee table, and the little fat man went to pull the Heineken green bottle opener that was attached to the refrigerator door and put it on the coffee table.

The old man's mouth shape at this time was "" shape, and when he heard Ji An say, "Fat Tiger, open the beer bottle." The old man's mouth is in the shape of a "".

Old man: "That's okay?"

Ji An smiled and shook his head: "Just kidding." ”

The old man laughed helplessly for the second time today: "Okay, then I'll make a joke for you." He lifted the cap and took a big sip of cold beer.

"What is your surname, old man?" asked Ji An as he continued to "politely".

The old man put down the beer bottle, crossed Erlang's legs, and said, "The surname is Chen." ”

Ji An searched carefully in his mind, and for a long time he didn't remember that there was an elder surnamed Chen in the family, so he quietly glanced at the old man: "It can't be a liar, right? No, it's impossible for a liar to know that the old mother in the family is fierce." ”

Mom and Dad haven't come back yet, Ji An can only sit and chat, and then the topic of the two of them will be fishing. Hearing Ji An say that he was good at fishing, the old man expressed doubts, Ji An took out the selfie with the basin Wang Jiu, bowed his head and respectfully presented his mobile phone with both hands: "Please advise." ”

Old man Chen""

"Is this a turtle?"

Ji An was surprised: "You know? Yes, it's a turtle, I fished it." ”

Old man Chen""

"Where's the turtle raised? Don't tell me to eat it. ”

Ji An blinked and nodded.

Seeing the old man standing up excitedly, Ji An quickly shook his head and said with a smile: "How dare you eat, in the zoo." ”

The old man gasped for breath at him, stroked his chest and asked, "Which zoo?"

Ji An: "Laojie Zoo. ”

"Feng Jianjun?"

This time Ji An was stunned.

And the old man looked Ji An up and down and said, "That's right, no wonder it's in the Laojie Zoo." You are Feng Shu's son, and naturally Feng Jianjun's grandson.

Is your grandfather okay?"

Ji An smiled proudly: "It's very good, maybe I'll have a grandmother in a few days." ”

"What do you mean?" Old Man Chen was puzzled.

After a while, after Ji An finished speaking, Old Man Chen slapped the sofa: "P! You moved a whole square dance troupe for him?!"

Ji An nodded, and Old Man Chen grabbed the placket of his clothes: "Are you interested in being my grandson?"

Ji An: ""

Old man Chen sat down again in disappointment, and Ji An asked, "Do you know my grandfather?"

Old man: "Acquaintance?"

The door opened outside, and the mother Feng Shu came back.

Soon Ji An realized that he had really met a liar, because his mother didn't want to see this old man at all.

Of course not, this old man proposed a topic by himself, In the past 3 years, Ji Tianhao has been busy and often can't go back to his home, he is good, he went to New Zealand and bought a large piece of land to raise horses and fish and hunt all day long, what are you doing to see him?

Touching a nail, the old man was embarrassed, sat back on the sofa, and when he saw that the beer bottle that he had only drunk two sips of was gone.

Ji An took the wine bottle and poured it in the pool and put it in the corner.

Mom doesn't want to see him, why should Ji An give a good face? Want to drink beer? Buy it yourself!

The old man covered his heart to Ji An again, this kid's ability to turn his face and not recognize people is really the only time he has seen it in his life. What made the old man vomit blood even more was that the fat dog also shook his face at him, and as soon as he sat down, he was roared open by the fat dog's bared teeth, and it occupied the entire sofa in a vicious manner.

Fortunately, Ji Tianhao had a good attitude towards the old man after work, and he called Chen Lao one by one, and Ji An didn't know who it was.

Feng Shu was about to cook, and when she looked at the pool, she exclaimed: "Ji An, how many Jiwei shrimp have you bought?

Feng Shu couldn't scold anymore, so she gave Ji An 25, and the stinky boy spent his own money to buy food at home, and she didn't seem to have a reason to scold him

In the evening, a table of boiled, salt-peppered, and stir-fried prawns was served, and seeing the old man standing pitifully and swallowing saliva, Feng Shu rolled his eyes: "I haven't come to eat yet!".

The old man smiled and sat down beside Ji An: "Come, squeeze." ”

Ji An said: "Mom, who is this person, can you let the fat tiger bite him?"

Ji An slapped Ji Tianhao on the back of the head, and Feng Shu replied with a smile: "Okay." ”

After dinner, Ji An went back to the house first, he still had something to feed.

Old man Chen and Ji Tianhao talked about Yanyan.