Fortunately, the worst didn't happen, and when Kitahara Shuji found Uchida at a gentle slope under the embankment, the slut was still hot - he was immersed in a faint sadness of looking at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, but it would be very pitiful for a gentle and lovely girl to put on such a gesture, but this guy looked a little funny.

But if nothing happened, Kitahara Shuji secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, sent an email to Shikijima Ritsu to tell him that he had found it, and then walked over slowly with Yukiri, and greeted softly: "Uchida, it's okay, right?"

Uchida Yuma noticed that he was coming, turned his head to look at him, and said with a forced smile: "It's you in Kitahara, why are you here?"

Then he noticed the snow behind Kitahara Shuji, and the snow didn't care about him at all, and ran to the river with a cheer, squatting by the river and looking left and right, full of interest.

Kitahara Shuji sat next to Yuma Uchida and said with a smile: "Airu can't find you, I'm so anxious, I'm worried that something will happen to you, and then we found Sakamoto-san......"

Uchida Yuma was stunned, took out his mobile phone and turned it on, and immediately saw dozens of unread emails, all of which were sent by Shikijima Ritsu alone, and his eyes immediately turned red - his eyes were already a little swollen and looked particularly fragile.

He didn't look at those emails, put up his phone again, smiled at Kitahara Shuji, and said: "Ah Lu just likes to think nonsense, my male horse uncle has been through a hundred battles, and he has fought countless times in the Shura field, how can this little thing not be thought of...... You know the thing?"

He originally wanted to hide, but he didn't expect that the matter seemed to be known by Shikijima Ritsu and Kitahara Shuji.

Kitahara Shuji didn't believe half a word, but he still followed his words and smiled: "Yes...... I understand a little, but I think you're fine. You are the 'love expert' of the three of us, and a little setback can't defeat you. ”

Hearing Kitahara Shuji say this, Uchida Yuma was stunned for a while, and after a while, he suddenly collapsed, hugged his head and shouted: "Kitahara, I'm sorry, I lied to you, I've grown so big...... I've grown so big, I haven't even held a girl's hand, I actually want to have a girlfriend, I really want to ...... I'm not a relationship expert at all, I've always been bragging!"

Kitahara Shuji gently patted him on the back, sighed, and said, "I know, I know, I don't mind, you don't have to take it to heart......"

He's not stupid, Uchida Yuma, a slut who is a playboy on the surface, but in fact, everyone can see that he is an innocent teenager - putting love letters in the girls' shoe closet, and playing two shots with or without dates is probably his greatest courage, and this guy usually doesn't even dare to talk to girls in the class.

He is a good hand at telling sex jokes, but when he really sees a girl, he lets out his farts.

Uchida Oma seemed to be unable to help it, and it was estimated that his eyes were moist when he was left alone, and he secretly sighed at the injustice of the world of his face, but when his friend came to comfort him, he wanted to cry instead. He couldn't help but whimper and said, "Kitahara, I failed, I was dumped...... I really like Junko-chan, it's the first time in my life that I've liked someone so much, and I tried my best to be nice to her, but I still failed, and I thought I would definitely succeed......"

Kitahara Shuji still patted him on the back, and comforted him repeatedly: "I understand, I understand, you did your best, it's not your ......"

Not counting the cowhides that Uchida Yuma used to brag, Junko Sakamoto should be his first love, right? At least this should be his first serious relationship, the first time he really mustered up the courage to have a girlfriend - although it didn't work out, it should be his first love.

From a psychological point of view, first love is the process of a man becoming possessive of the opposite sex for the first time and recognizing a woman for the first time. All future emotions are based on the first love, so the first love can basically be judged as the blueprint for future love - Uchida Yuma will fall in love in the future, and then go to the relationship, and the person will inevitably have the shadow of Junko Sakamoto.

There are hardly any men who are exempt from this situation.

From a realistic point of view, the emotions of first love are often so simple that they are not mixed with any impurities, but pure emotional factors are at work, which leads to the fact that when men are emotionally unhappy in the future, they will be more likely to think of their first love - recalling the beauty of being simple to the extreme, without mixing any realistic factors, without any worries, just because they like it.

The first love, the first kiss, and the first night will always exist in the first perception of a man, constantly beautifying, and even sacred, without any special feelings about the second love, the second kiss, and the second night.

Men actually care more about the above three things than women, but men generally don't talk about it, maybe only on a full moon night, pour a glass of wine, take a cigarette in your mouth, and then think about it in a daze.

First love is extremely important to a man, and because it is important, it is unforgettable, once you can't ask for it, your heart will be extremely painful, and you don't have a fragile heart - Uchida Yuma himself is not a strong person - the cerebral cortex will naturally let tears flow out.

The heartache is so painful that the heart contractes, and the brain can't stand it, so it can only use tears to relieve the pressure caused by the pain.

Kitahara Shuji lived to be more than 20 years old in his last life, and if he didn't like a girl, it was impossible, who didn't have an ignorant teenager? He really understood the pain of asking for nothing, and when he saw Uchida Yuma crying, he couldn't help but feel heartfelt sympathy.

The rabbit dies and the fox is sad, and the thing hurts its kind......

But for this kind of pain, Kitahara Shuji can't help it, and he also knows that Uchida Yuma may want to be quiet by himself, but he doesn't dare to leave him here alone, so he can only repeat nonsense in his mouth, constantly patting his back and accompanying him.

Soon Shikijima Ritsu arrived, and Uchida Yuma saw that it was him, and directly hugged him and cried escalated, starting first, from whimpering to howling: "Ritsu, I was dumped!"

Shikijima Ritsu beat him twice with some hatred, but he only hugged him twice, and scolded sadly: "Why are you so stupid, I warned you several times, why do you still secretly run to her to confess?"

"I can't control myself, I really like her......" Uchida Yuma wiped his tears and said sadly, "I'm not celebrating my birthday tomorrow, I want to bring a girlfriend to surprise you." ”

Shikishima Ritsu scolded: "I think you want to show off!"

Yuma Uchida shook his head and said, "How is that possible...... Okay, there may be a little bit of that thought, but I'm thinking that I'm dating Junko-chan, so I can justifiably ask her to bring those three good friends with her, and also let you and Kitahara get naked - Junko-chan's three good friends are still quite good-looking. ”

Kitahara Shuji and Shikijima Ritsu were speechless together, do you still have to praise you for your righteousness about feelings? We don't want to touch that kind of light! We don't have the idea of finding a girlfriend now...... Is this self-reliance?

Uchida Yuma looked at their faces and said bitterly: "But it's too late to say anything now, I've been dumped, and I can't get you naked if I want to." ”

Shikijima Ritsu looked at the cheap friend in front of him who had grown up together since childhood, looking at his painful expression, he really wanted to scold but couldn't scold, and finally said helplessly: "Male horse, accept this lesson, next time your eyes are a little brighter...... I've said before that you always go to her, but she never takes the initiative to find you, which is a problem in itself - feelings are not obtained by begging for favor, it requires both parties to give. ”

"But I just like her, I don't know why, I just like her very much......" Uchida Yuma clutched his chest, feeling like his heart was broken.

Kitahara Shuji sighed beside him: "Airu, don't talk about him, blame me for this, I shouldn't have joked about Uchida in the first place." ”

Uchida Yuma immediately shook his head and said, "It's nothing to do with you, Kitahara, it's me who likes her myself, and although I'm having a hard time now, I don't regret knowing Junko-chan." ”

Shikijima Ritsu heard that Uchida said that he didn't regret it, and he was a little angry, but he pressed it down, and just nodded and said: "Kitahara-kun, you don't have to blame yourself, you have already apologized for this incident, I also pulled that Sakamoto-sam into the blacklist at that time, and it was the male horse himself who had to make it up - all this is his own suffering!"

He was still angry, he felt that Uchida had been tricked, which made him angrier than he had been tricked himself - although he knew it didn't make sense, he really wanted to go up and slap that Junko Sakamoto.

Kitahara Shuji shook his head and didn't say anything more - people don't have front and back eyes, you have to know today, when he was harassed by Junko Sakamoto before, he would rather not take the train to and from school to avoid it, or simply swallow his anger.

The kind of girls who look at their faces are basically stupid and sweet, one is more than a pit, and it belongs to the kind where you are not as good as a handsome guy who is as good as a handsome guy, which is equivalent to a womanizer among boys, with a very poor character and no brain, and the IQ is worse than in the snow, and the EQ is also matched to the snow to carry shoes, and the ambition is not to mention, nine times out of ten it is vain and not firm, and it is completely a unlucky breed who is looking for.

At the beginning, his friendship with Uchida Yuma was general, and he felt that his noisy people had a painful brain, so he casually took him to plug the gun's eye, and now look at it, this behavior is not too much to say that he is a bastard.

It's true that Uchida is a slut, but he hasn't been sorry for him, but now he's a little sorry for this slut.

I know that I'm not a good guy - only beautiful and have an egg, only girls with good hearts and characters are useful, and being beautiful is useful, and putting it in the exam can only be regarded as an additional score at most - and introduce it to friends, which is indeed bastard behavior.

He was silent for a while, and was just about to propose to leave here and change places to help Uchida's slut relax his mood, when the snow by the river suddenly shouted "aha", and then caught a big white-brown fish more than a foot long from the water with his bare hands.

The fish was in a daze, and he didn't understand why he was suddenly caught, flicking the tail of the fish and struggling desperately, raising a colorful halo in the sun, and this kind of big fish is very energetic, but the snow pinched it tightly, making its resistance look weak and powerless, let alone going back to the water, even if you want to get out of the clutches of the great demon king in the snow.

Xueli ran towards Kitahara Shuji happily, showed the fish to Kitahara Shuji, and said happily: "Xiuji, can you bake it for me to eat? ”

The fish was not honest, "popping" and shaking the water beads, and Kitahara Shuji couldn't help but block it. Xue Li glanced at the fish, grabbed its tail and slammed it into his other hand, and after a crisp sound, the fish did not move, completely honest - extremely cruel, if he didn't die, he probably had a tenth-level concussion.

The Kitahara trio saw their jaws drop, look at the snow, look at the fish, look at the river—is there such a big fish in the river? How did you catch it empty-handed?

Are you a savage? Why do you have such skills as a sixteen-year-old girl growing up in a city?

And Yukiri saw that Kitahara Xiu's cold drink didn't answer, so she took the fish to her eyes in confusion and looked at it, and asked strangely: "Ah, why don't you talk to Xiuji? This fish looks cute, it shouldn't be poisonous, right? Can't you eat it, Xiuji?"

She was a little embarrassed, she was delicious but didn't know the species of fish, so if this fish was poisonous, she would have squatted for half a day just now.

Kitahara Shuji stared at the fish carefully for a moment, and found that the label was [Fresh Climbing Perch], and recalled that this was a soda fish - not the kind of soda that was drunk, but a fish that lived in bubble-rich waters.

At the mouth of the river, because the direction of the water flow is opposite to the direction of the waves, a large number of bubbles will be stirred, the central area looks like soda, the water quality is also brackish, and the various white foams under the chemical reaction are often called "vapor waters", and only a few fish can adapt to that kind of water, and this climbing perch seems to be one of them, and it can be used for a short time in brackish and fresh water.

This guy probably went up the river from the seaside, and wanted to improve the food, but he was unlucky but was improved by the snow - the snow is not like ordinary girls, other girls like small animals, she likes to eat small animals, what to eat, see Mokujiro have to estimate how many catties of meat, should belong to the kind of people who are most hated by animal protection organizations.

If you come from the estuary, you don't have to worry about pollution. Kitahara Shuji looked at the dead fish and smiled helplessly: "It should be able to eat, I'll bake it for you when I go home." ”

You can take the ingredients home for dinner when you come out and shake it around, which is also a skill - it is not easy for a climbing perch to grow so big, it is quite rare, and the average angler should not be able to take it, and it can only be considered unlucky when you meet you.

Yukiri held Kitahara Shuji's hand and said, "Xiuji, you're so good!"

He agrees to everything he begs him, what a show of righteousness!

Uchida Yuma looked at Yukiri, and then at Kitahara Shuji, his eyes were a little resentful - do you have humanity? I was just dumped, is it really good for you to show affection in front of me like this?

My male uncle just fell out of love!