Chapter Twenty-Three: The Death Ride
"Oh no! this kid wants to make a bad ......."
Chen Guangda's face changed in an instant, and he saw that the dead otaku really rushed to the window, and directly hung a loudspeaker outside the window, and then turned up the volume to the maximum with a cruel smile, and the vulgar shouting resounded throughout the entire community in an instant, and the living corpse that was still wandering in the distance immediately turned around and rushed over.
"You still have one last chance, if you let your wife take it off now, I'll turn off the horn......"
The dead otaku suddenly turned off the horn and shouted fiercely on the window, but Hu Yidao smashed it with a brick again, pointed at him and scolded angrily, and the dead otaku's expression was immediately angry, and he pressed the play button again, and he heard the loudspeaker shouting: "The original price is more than 100, 200, 300 wallets, and now all of them are only sold for 20 yuan, and all of them are only 20 yuan!"
"Let's go!"
Chen Guangda hurriedly picked up Ding Li and ran, before the army of living corpses arrived, they had to leave here as quickly as possible, otherwise they wouldn't even know how to die when the corpses came, and the otaku must not be equated with honesty and honesty, the dead otaku seemed to be afraid that they would not be able to die, so he actually picked up a basin and beat desperately outside the window.
"Hurry! There's a trolley over there that doesn't turn off......"
Ding Li suddenly pointed to the left and shouted, there was a Great Wall H6 with the door open, and the dazzling navigator inside looked like it was not turned off, Chen Guangda took the lead and jumped off the roof without saying a word, and after slamming the two living corpses to the ground, he immediately threw himself into the car.
"Hurry! rush to the back door, there are few living corpses by the lake......"
Hu Yidao rushed in with a white face and shouted loudly, but Chen Guangda suddenly twisted the key, and actually turned off the car directly, and everyone looked at him dumbfounded, but Chen Guangda pointed ahead and shouted: "Shut up! No one should speak, hurry up and lie down!"
“……”
Everyone's expressions were suddenly stunned, and they saw a large group of living corpses suddenly surging on the road ahead, like a black dragon swept over, everyone immediately covered their mouths in horror, and quickly shrank their bodies, Chen Guangda also hurriedly locked the car door, and whispered when he got down: "We have to thank that kid, he is helping us attract firepower!"
"Goo~"
Hu Yidao opened his mouth as if he wanted to ask something, but as soon as he saw a large group of living corpses running past their car like a convulsion, he immediately swallowed heavily and didn't dare to squeak anymore, but he was soon pleasantly surprised to find that Chen Guangda's confidence was really not unreasonable.
The large group of living corpses rushed over and none of them came to trouble them, and they all rushed to the downstairs of the dead otaku's house in a frenzy, but then they heard the dead otaku desperately yelling upstairs: "In the car! They are all in the car, hurry up and bite them to death, you idiots......"
"it!"
Hu Yidao clenched his fists and couldn't help but scold, and the others were also extremely angry, they didn't expect that the hearts of the dead otaku were so vicious, and a little thing would kill them, but after a while, Tang Fei suddenly raised his head, pointed behind him in shock and shouted: "Monkeys!
"Holy!"
Chen Guangda also raised his head in shock, they could just see the dead otaku through the back window, but he didn't notice that a group of extremely nimble things were rapidly approaching him, and the corpse monkeys diving from the park didn't even have their fur dried, so they scrambled into the yard one by one, and then flew up the storm water pipe, almost in the blink of an eye, they reached the outside of the dead otaku's window.
"Ah......h
The dead otaku suddenly screamed, but he wanted to close the window again but it was too late, the leading corpse monkey was like a black lightning, and it pounced on his face with a "whoosh", and the monkeys behind immediately pounced one after another, and the otaku who fell to the ground screamed in an instant, and the terrible sound even overshadowed the horn outside the window.
"Haha~ bite him to death......
Everyone shouted happily, and Chen Guangda also hurriedly hit the car, directly stepped on the accelerator with a heavy foot, and the white H6 rushed out fiercely in an instant, and after hitting five or six living corpses in a row, the car flicked its tail and immediately rushed out of the community.
"I'm all sitting tight, it's time to work hard......"
Chen Guangda roared with a fierce face, and controlled the car to rampage wildly on the road, fortunately, he had found some tricks in countless collisions, and he must not use the front to hit it directly, otherwise the living corpses will fly up and smash the windshield, only with the impact on both sides is the safest, knocking the living corpses out and overwhelming their companions.
"Bodhisattva bless! Bodhisattva blessed......"
Hu Yidao in the back seat had long been frightened, and his mouth kept chattering, even Tang Fei was lying on his lap and didn't realize when he had experienced this kind of scene, the living corpses on the street made his scalp almost explode, thanks to Chen Guangda, he is now considered to have experienced a hundred battles, I am afraid that if someone else came up, he would have overturned a long time ago.
"Left or right, you hurry up and choose one, your fate is in your own hands......"
Chen Guangda suddenly rushed to an intersection, and the front was already blocked by a mountain of vehicles, and there were only two roads to choose from, and everyone shouted in unison, because that road seemed to have the least number of living corpses, and it was also the closest road to the tumor hospital.
"Hum~"
Chen Guangda slammed the accelerator again, and actually rushed to the left like lightning, and everyone immediately looked at him dumbfounded, who knew that Chen Guangda laughed with a crazy face: "Haha~ Lao Tzu wants to be a maverick, now this world belongs to a minority, and following the crowd can only kill himself!"
The word "open-mindedness" is nothing to Chen Guangda for a long time, and his ability to live until now is itself exchanged for open-mindedness, and he doesn't care how high the mortality rate of human beings is now, maybe 90 percent of terror, or even 99 percent of despair, but without the belief of death, he will never be able to survive the last one percent.
"It's all for Lao Tzu to grasp steadily......"
Chen Guangda roared again, instead of a trace of fear, his face was full of life-fighting hideousness, now he earns back every second he lives, and fear has long been forgotten by him, so he suddenly stepped on the accelerator in the screams of everyone, and actually crashed directly into a large group of living corpses.
"Knock~"
The group of corpses flew high in an instant, like a bowling ball that was hit, but the windshield of the car was also shattered at this time, and there were constantly living corpses rolling over from above, but before everyone in the car could react, they suddenly heard a cracking sound of "click", and a living corpse actually plunged directly into it, lying on the glass and biting wildly from side to side.
"Ah!!h
Ding Li was almost bitten by a living corpse, so frightened that she screamed heartbreakingly, picked up the sapper shovel and knocked desperately on the head of the living corpse, and grabbed the steering wheel tightly Chen Guangda didn't even look at it, but stepped on the accelerator deeply, Hu Yidao in the back immediately got up in horror, pointed to the front and shouted: "Dead end!
"Bang~"
Before Hu Yidao's scream fell, the car crashed headlong into the wall blocking the middle of the road, everyone only felt that the car suddenly jumped up, but then it fell down quickly, only to hear a loud "bang", the huge car almost knocked everyone over, and the surroundings suddenly fell into darkness, only the engine was still roaring wildly.
"Yo Roar~"
Chen Guangda suddenly shouted excitedly, and the broken headlights were suddenly lit by him, and everyone who almost turned their brains upside down hurriedly got up and saw that the car actually rushed into a dark underground tunnel, although the road was full of potholes, but there was not even a living corpse in the empty tunnel.
"Guanghua Road Tunnel?"
Hu Yidao looked ahead in disbelief, but Chen Guangda snatched Ding Li's sapper shovel with his hand, and slashed twice on the head of the living corpse, and the living corpse stuck in the glass trembled and stopped moving, and the disgusting ** flowed down the center console directly.
"It's a shame that you're still from Sujing, don't you even know that the Guanghua Tunnel is being repaired? It's been a month since it was built, and I have to make a detour every day......
Chen Guangda triumphantly lit a cigarette and turned on the car air conditioner nonchalantly, but Ding Li immediately punched him in disgust, and said angrily: "You have long wanted to run here, right?
"Haha~ I just want to see if you have a brain, if I really chose the right just now, we would have died a long time ago, and the square dance aunts on that road are ...... in groups."
Chen Guangda spit out a white smoke very proudly, but just when everyone was happy, he suddenly pointed behind him and said lightly: "Do you think it's over? This is just the beginning!"
Everyone subconsciously turned their heads to look back, and saw that there were constantly black shadows flickering in the bright light, and the terrifying footsteps were getting denser and denser, and even the entire tunnel was buzzing, and everyone's faces changed dramatically, but Chen Guangda directly flicked the cigarette butt, and shouted as soon as he stomped on the accelerator: "Sit down, let's start working hard again!"