Chapter 207: Brother-in-law Has a Sister-in-law's Banla......
"Alu, big news, do you want to hear it?"
Uchida Yuma took the lunch box and sat down unceremoniously on the seat of Kitahara Shuji, turned his head and smiled at Shikijima Ritsu - changed the seat again, Shikishima Ritsu went to the back of Kitahara Shuji, and Uchida Yuma went to the first row, and the three of them couldn't get together.
Recently, they don't go to the cafeteria to eat.,Because the bento brought by Kitahara Shuji is too delicious.,Uchida Yuma is a little addicted to eating.,In order to facilitate the exchange with Kitahara Shuji.,He also started to bring a bento.,And if two of the three people bring a bento.,Shikijima Ritsu also made a bento himself.。
By the way, Shikishimaba, who is preparing for the exam, has also started to eat bento, and it's easy for my brother to do it anyway, so I don't eat it for nothing!
Shikijima Ritsu was looking at the notes given to him by Shuji Kitahara, and said without raising his head, "I don't want to hear it." "If you don't listen to him, you can guess what it is, it's nothing more than who is in love with whom, who broke up with whom, or a girl with big breasts or something like that, and his childhood friend only cares about these things every day.
But Uchida looked left and right and whispered, "It's super big news about Kitahara." ”
Shikijima Ritsu looked up in surprise, and couldn't help but ask, "What big news?"
Uchida Yuma couldn't help laughing, but immediately lowered his head again, as if he was about to sell ecstasy to Shikishima Ritsu, and said sneakily: "According to reliable sources, Kitahara and the little man seem to have gotten together, and now everyone is saying that Kitahara and Sister Fukuzawa are in a love triangle. ”
Shikijima Ritsu took the pen and stabbed Yuma Uchida without hesitation, and said angrily: "Don't talk this nonsense!"
As a childhood sweetheart's friend, he knows the nature of Uchida Yuma's slut very well - the "reliable news" in his mouth basically represents rumors and nonsense, and he can't even believe half a word, who believes who is a fool.
Besides, he didn't believe that Kitahara Shuji would fall into any love triangle, and he didn't even believe the CP "North & Snow" that everyone guaranteed with their heads. He always felt that Kitahara Shuji was like an older brother to a young sister to Yukiri, taking care of him, caring and pampering, but when it came to the love between men and women, he really couldn't feel it.
This pair of recognized CPs is unreliable, can the pair pinch each other at the end of three days be reliable? It is completely impossible! If it is said that Kitahara and Dongmei are fighting in public again at the school gate, then he can believe seven or eight points.
Uchida Oma was stabbed in the ribs, but he was not angry at all, he just shook his head and sighed again and again, looking at Shikishima Ritsu with the expression of a mentally retarded child, and only after a while did he say bitterly: "Airu, why are you still so simple when you go to high school? What can you do when you step into society in the future!"
Shikijima Ritsu immediately widened his eyes, ready to give this cheap friend two punches, and Uchida Yuma hurriedly said: "I said that Kitahara will like the little man and Yukiri-san, there is a basis!"
"What basis?" Shikishima Ritsu stopped for a moment, ready to fight together after listening to the crooked reasoning.
Uchida Yuma perked up, took out the style of a love expert, and said solemnly: "The little man and Yukiri-san are sisters, right?"
"It's something everybody knows, what's wrong?"
"They have lived together since they were children, they have the same father and mother, they have received the same family education, they have played together, they have watched TV together, they have received the same school education, they have eaten the same meals, and even they are twins, they were born together - based on these, their worldview, outlook on life, values should be very similar, right?"
"So what?"
"Don't you understand? There is a very huge possibility that the sisters' preferences for choosing a mate are the same, after all, the three views are the same! If one of them likes it, the other will naturally like it, isn't it? There is a saying in China that 'the brother-in-law has a sister-in-law's half-pulled ass' is this kind of psychological factor!" "Uchida Yuma is very serious, and he guides the North Star in love to Shikijima Ritsu, and he is completely in the state of a wise man," So when I heard the rumors, I thought it was entirely possible that it was true, after all, they were twin sisters, and it was perfectly reasonable for them to like Kitahara, and could any man refuse twins? Although one of them was defective, it was also a twin!"
Uchida Yuma shook his head again and again, and sighed: "No man can refuse twins, even a powerful guy like Kitahara can't do it, I think he can't escape this time - no matter how abstinent he is, he can't stand this double blow, it's over, it's over, maybe he will be enslaved by the Fukuzawa sisters for a lifetime." ”
Shikishima Ritsu was speechless for a moment, holding the book and preparing to jerk it on the head of the Uchida horse. He was never polite to Uchida, but there was a gentle applause from the onlookers.
He turned his head to look, only to see Suzuki Noki standing next to him clapping his little hands, and hurriedly said hello, but Suzuki Noki didn't have him in his eyes, looked at Uchida Yuma and smiled and said: "Yes, yes, you have eyesight, I underestimated you before, Uchida." Promising and worth cultivating. ”
Uchida Yuma was flattered, and hurriedly smiled and said: "The coach has won the award, but I do have a certain ...... in love."
Suzuki Noki interrupted him with a wave of his hand, and said with a smile: "No, I'm saying that you have good eyesight, and you can see that the dwarf winter melon is a defective product, only this point is worth appreciating, and the rest of the words stink!"
Then she glanced at the books and stationery on the desk, and said confidently: "You go away, I will sit in Xiuji's seat." ”
Uchida Yuma only hesitated for half a second before obediently giving up his seat, and wiped his sleeve for Suzuki Noki very doggedly, and said courteously: "Coach, please take a seat......! Coach, are you here?"
It's really unlucky, why did this dead girl come?
Noki Suzuki took out a small bento box and put it on the table, and said with a smile, "Come and eat a bento with Hideji, where is Hideji?"
"I'm going to the staff room, but don't worry, it's just that he wants to change the scholarship remittance account and find a teacher to fill out the form. "Kitahara Shuji's previous money was given to Yoko, and he wasn't going to move that account, so he opened a new one and re-deposited money in it, and Uchida Yuma always felt that Suzuki Noki was too big to provoke her, so he was very honest and knew everything.
Anyway, it's not a secret, and he thinks it doesn't matter if he says it.
Noki Suzuki bowed his head slightly: "His family conditions don't seem to be very good...... Then I'll wait for him!" She lay down and said casually: "It's not comfortable to sleep at school at all, I'm tired." ”
As soon as she lay down, she came in through the back door carrying her three-tiered giant bento box in the snow, yawning and being very sleepy: "It's not comfortable to sleep at school at all, it's painful, I want to go home!"
She also just got up from the desk, only physical education and home economics classes can she be mental, and other classes are basically bear-like. She walked over and looked at Suzuki Noki strangely and asked, "Ahhhhh
Noki Suzuki said lazily, "yes, didn't you say that you would eat together?"
Yukiri scratched her head, dragged a chair and sat down, no longer caring about Suzuki Noshi, just staring at the three-tiered bento box and starting to get distracted - she was hungry and wanted to eat quickly, but she had been used to it for many years, and if you ate together, someone had to order her to do it, and now this person was either Fuyumi or Kitahara, so she had to wait.
When Kitahara Shuji came back, it turned out that four people were waiting for him, and he looked at Suzuki Noki and frowned - it's all like that, this guy still has to run over, right? If you want to change the little radish head, there is already a person who has been beaten to the ground and can't move, right?
Noki Suzuki looked back at him with a smile, stretched out his hand and gently waved it on his chest, and greeted: "Dead perverted classmate, I'm here, can I eat?"
She's not stupid, Kitahara Shuji scolded her because she wanted her to stay away, she was already scolded, why did she let him succeed in his "conspiracy"?
If you don't let me come, I'll come here, you have the ability to beat me!
Kitahara Shuji shook his head, this thick-skinned spirit can't scold, this is really the hell - you can't let him really hit a girl, right?
He didn't make a move for a while, sat down and said, "Eat!"
"I'm going!" The other four thanked the food and the people who made the food, and then they all opened the bento box, and Uchida Yuma was just about to change some dishes with Kitahara Shuji as usual - Kitahara Shuji eats just to fill his stomach, the calories are enough, the nutrition is balanced, he doesn't care if it's good or not, he belongs to the kind of freak who can eat boiled chicken breast all year round if it is necessary.
And all along, Kitahara Shuji is still very generous to his friends, he doesn't care about his dishes with a few chopsticks when others, and he will take the initiative to give Shikijima Ritsu a taste - Shikijima Ritsu also wants to eat, but he is not embarrassed, he is thin-skinned, and he is a more passive character.
As for the Yukiri portion, although the cuisine is the same as Kitahara Shuji, Uchida Yuma doesn't dare to move, she has a strong ability to protect food, she doesn't eat other people's, and others don't want to eat her easily, Uchida Yuma is afraid that if he stretches out his chopsticks and doesn't catch it, he will break her bones.
But today, Uchida Yuma hasn't stretched out his sinful chopsticks, and he saw that Suzuki Noki had unceremoniously stretched out his chopsticks and inserted the fried shrimp balls in Kitahara Shuji's bento box, and Kitahara Shuji looked at her lunch box, and then looked at his own - this was all made by him and Haruna last night, isn't it exactly the same, it's just a difference in quantity.
He reminded: "You have it yourself. ”
Suzuki Noki smiled and bit the white and tender shrimp meat, and said vaguely: "I like to eat shrimp, and a girl like me who has no breasts and no buttocks needs to consume more animal protein, so I should eat it!"
Kitahara Shuji didn't say anything more with chopsticks, this guy didn't have a big heart, and he held a grudge against her.
And Suzuki Noki glanced at Uchida Yuma, saying that Kitahara Shuji's bento box is showing that it has entered her sphere of influence, who dares to touch the club activities in the afternoon, add materials, and go around the baseball stadium for three hundred laps first, and then squint his eyes and say happily: "My heart is so comfortable, this shrimp is so delicious! Xiuji, can you eat shrimp for dinner?"
Want to drive me away?