Chapter 9: The Turtle Duo
"Hehe, it's possible, could it be that he committed suicide by throwing himself into the river!"
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"Upstairs, are you farting in the circle!" Xu Jiao was unhappy, someone actually said that his brother Shi had committed suicide, and whoever he put there would be unhappy.
"This little girl is very protective of her husband!"
"It's not my husband, you don't have to worry about it, just take care of your mouth. ”
Xu Jiao quarreled with the crowd inside, and at the same time attracted a lot of fans and rewards, and Xu Jiao was also drunk.
At this time, after Zhang Jun plunged into the water, he swam to the bottom of the mud where he found the oval within two seconds, stepped on it firmly with his feet, and pressed down hard until the two Dongdong fell into the mud and could not move.
Only then did he grab it, slammed it back into the water, raised his hands, shook his head vigorously, threw a smug look at Xu Jiao on the shore with a smile, and shouted at the camera: "Jiaojiao, look, what are these two things about?"
"Brother Shi, why don't you remind me to plunge in again! In the live broadcast room, some people say that you have no face to see people, you have taken the waterway to pick up the pole, and some people say that you are going to commit suicide!"
Speaking of which, Xu Jiao is not angry.
She stood on the shore with an anxious and nervous face, and saw that Zhang Jun finally came out of the river, and then eased her mood.
"Oh, are you brother and I so cowardly, I haven't completed today's task yet, I won't pick up the pole, Jiaojiao, look at what I have in my hands?"
Zhang Jun shook his head to the right in a chic manner, and the hair in the middle turned into a partial head in seconds, which was very handsome, and after that, the corners of his mouth provoked a smug smile, and raised his two arms, so that Xu Jiao could take a clear look, mainly to show off to the masses in the live broadcast room.
"Ah, Brother Shi, such a big king, and there are two of them, hurry up, show the friends in the live broadcast room a clear look!"
Xu Jiao smiled more exaggerated than Zhang Jun, and she looked excited: "Old iron, look at it, this is just caught, fresh, such a big man, amazing!"
"Yo, this buddy, there's an unexpected gain, and it's two. ”
"The turtle is a good thing, and it makes up for yang energy, so you have to make your mother-in-law play the world. ”
"Hey, upstairs, you are serious, there are students in the live broadcast room, don't bring the little pot friend. ”
"It's okay, the current students are precocious, I don't understand anything, haha......"
"No, last time, the Sword God broadcast live that day, but I didn't catch Wang Ba. ”
"Yes, I also remember that the sword god only caught 20 catties of eels. ”
At this time, the little knife god had a dark face in front of the screen, a long black line on his head, and scolded secretly, damn, that kid caught two more kings than himself!
The pig god looked unconvinced, and hurriedly launched a barrage: "Sword God, I support you, that kid is just lucky, next time, Sword God, you broadcast live, and also catch a few Wang Ba Chang eyes for the big guys, don't let that kid compare!"
The sword god was also speechless, but faintly sent two big words: "Hehe!"
"Turtle duo!" Zhang Junbei said with a smile.
"You kid, who are you scolding the turtle duo?" The pig god heard what Zhang Jun had just said, obviously scolding himself and the sword god for being a turtle duo, and instantly became angry.
Xu Jiao was amused and threw a meaningful smile: "Hehe, Brother Zhu Bajie, who scolded you, how can you pick up the scolding so much, my Brother Shi was obviously saying that the two kings in his hands are a turtle duo, is it possible, do you admit that you are the king?"
"Nima!" The pig god was suddenly dumbfounded, and if he continued like this, he would really become a king: "You dead girl, I don't have the same knowledge as you, and when your brother Shi loses the bet, I want to see if you can still laugh!"
"This little girl is kind of funny. ”
"666, my mouth is really slippery, if I marry a daughter-in-law, I will look for this, and come to give a wave of rewards. ”
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The barrage of gossip began to form a queue.
"Let's treat these two kings as our dinner!" Zhang Jun smiled and casually threw the two guys into the bamboo basket.
"Friends, you're welcome, the newcomers should pay attention, send flowers, give gifts, don't be stingy. Xu Jiao's tone of speech has a bit of an anchor's flavor.
As soon as the words fell, many friends in the live broadcast room rushed at the two turtles, and really sprinkled the small flowers all over the screen in the live broadcast room, sending little red chickens and little yellow ducks, and even more, that is, the local tyrant level, sent a plane out.
In less than half an hour, the two have harvested tens of thousands of flowers, and there are not a few people who pay attention, more and more people enter the live broadcast room, and there are a few who occasionally go in and out.
Of course, catching turtles is not Zhang Jun's primary goal today, and the top priority is to catch eels.
Thinking of this, Zhang Jun changed the river field, closed his eyes and concentrated, and soon found a small yellow shadow floating in a small piece of mud.
Hehe, this time, I'll show the audience a big hand.
"Everyone is optimistic, I'll make a trick for everyone!"
With that, Zhang Jun dug down directly.
Three seconds later, several writhing and moving eels were pulled out of the mud by him, and each one was about three or two, and he showed his trembling products to the camera.
"666, it's amazing, my brother, within a few seconds, I actually grabbed a few of them!"
"How did this kid do that?"
"The staff next to me is awesome!"
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"Hmph, isn't it just luck!" the pig god and the sword god comforted themselves: "I don't believe that you stinky boy can always be so lucky!
Zhang Jun snorted coldly and said secretly, it is you two pig heads who are waiting to be slapped in the face!
"Again, I want to emphasize to you, this is all live broadcast, there is no drag and staff props group and the like, don't believe it, let's see. ”
As she spoke, Xu Jiao fiddled with the mobile phone camera and walked around, just to prove that everything was Zhang Jun's ability, and there were no prop personnel.
"Yo, there's really no staff inside. ”
"Then this kid is a little powerful!"
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Zhang Jun proudly threw a few eels into the bamboo basket and continued to look for the next target.
Hands and arms plunged into the water again, until the bottom of the mud, directly took out the treasure in the mud, and after floating in the river for a few times, I saw a few crayfish and a few eels in both hands twisting, moving and struggling to appear on the screen.
Ha ha!
"Damn, 666, this kid has started bombing in turn!"