Chapter 53: Awkward Bath
"That's my own daughter, can I not worry about it? She is good, and treats kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs. "Xiaolan doesn't back down on some issues.
Tian Guodong didn't have a problem with her, so he could only soothe her emotions and said: "The meal is ready, or let's finish eating first." You also saw Du Yun come to the house with a big bag and a small bag, if you don't even leave anyone to eat, what will the neighbors think of you if it spreads?"
"Okay, why don't we just have a meal together, what a big deal? ”
Under Tian Guodong's patient persuasion, Xiaolan walked out of the bedroom. Tian Guodong went to the kitchen to serve dishes, and soon the table was full of sumptuous dinners.
The four of them sat down, the atmosphere was a little weird, Xiaolan only cared about bowing her head to eat food, and never said a word from beginning to end.
Dinner finally ended in an embarrassing situation, Xiaolan raised her head and looked at Du Yun, she was about to get down to business.
"That Du Yun, it's not too early, don't go back tonight, sleep in the same room with your uncle. Tian Guodong snatched the conversation, and then said to Xiaolan with a smile: "Wife, it's rare for the girl to come back once, you mother and daughter must have a lot to say, you can go to the girl's house to sleep tonight." ”
Tian Xin's home is a two-bedroom living room, and there are no extra guest rooms.
Xiao Lan looked very unhappy with a cold face, but in the end she did not refute Tian Guodong's proposal.
Du Yun began to help Tian Guodong clean up the dishes and chopsticks together, Tian Xin and Xiaolan went to take a bath first, and when the kitchen was cleaned up, the two of them had already returned to the house after taking a bath.
"Du Yun, thank you for your hard work. Tian Guodong's impression of Du Yun is still good.
"Uncle is really polite, you have made such a sumptuous dinner, I should come to wash the dishes and wipe the table. Du Yun said with a smile.
"Seeing that you are sweating all over, go take a shower, Xinxin and your Aunt Xiao have already gone back to the house to sleep. Tian Guodong said.
Du Yun was in a hurry and went shopping today, and he sweated several times, and he did feel a little uncomfortable: "Okay, I'll take a shower." ”
"Okay, wait a minute, I'll get you a set of pajamas. ”
After waiting for a while, Tian Guodong came to the living room with a set of blue pajamas: "This is new, you Aunt Xiao bought it for me before I have time to wear it, you can make do with it." ”
Du Yun took the pajamas and touched the fabric very smooth: "Uncle is really polite, it's the first time I've worn such good pajamas." ”
"Hehe, if you don't dislike it, then you go wash it. ”
Du Yun carried his pajamas into the bathroom, and as soon as he stripped off his clothes and opened the spray, he screamed: "Ah-you, why did you come in?"
Yao Qian was floating in the middle of the bathroom, fused with the steam, half-hidden and half-manifested like a fairy descending to earth.
"I'm here to talk to you. Yao Qian stared at Du Yun's body without any taboos.
Du Yun subconsciously covered the key point, and said with a cold face: "Are you a voyeur this woman?
"Are you embarrassed to say it, you left people dry up for a long time when you were eating, and now that you are finally free, can't you still talk for a while?" Yao Qian's way of thinking made Du Yun difficult to understand.
At this time, Tian Guodong's voice came from outside the door: "Xiaoyun, are you okay?"
Du Yun hurriedly smiled: "Hehe, it's okay Uncle Tian, the ground is so slippery, I almost fell." ”
"Oh! be careful. ”
Listening to Tian Guodong's footsteps and walking away, Du Yun breathed a long sigh of relief, but he soon had a headache, there was a girl floating in the bathroom, how could this make people wash?
"I said, eldest sister, you can go out first, and I can chat with you all night when I finish washing. ”
Yao Qian crossed her waist and shouted, "Who do you call eldest sister? I am two years older than you, and I am almost the same as being called young sister." Don't try to fool me, when you finish your shower and talk to your future father-in-law, how can you have time to deal with me. ”
Du Yun said in his heart, since you know that you are a superfluous person, why don't you leave?
"Then it's up to you, it's not me who suffers anyway, you can watch it if you like. ”
The water had already become hot, and Du Yun called him thirty-seven twenty-one and began to take a bath as usual.
Yao Qian's eyes were staring directly at Du Yun, and she was addicted, and even commented: "It's really small enough, it's useless at first glance." ”
Oops, I'll go!
Du Yun is so angry, does this woman owe anything.
"I don't know the true face of Lushan, only because I am in this mountain, what do you know. Du Yun retorted.
Yao Qian pursed her lips: "Small is small, what dare not admit it." ”
Du Yun was anxious: "You wait, I'll show you the size." ”
Half a minute later, Yao Qian was stunned, she hadn't experienced anything between men and women before she died, she didn't expect that thing to be so magical.
"Now that you know how powerful I am, don't hurry up and step down, or you'll be corrected on the spot. Du Yun held his head high, feeling that he was very cool at the moment.
Yao Qian finally felt shy, her body seemed to be burning, and she complained and floated out: "Cut! I'm sick to death, my eyes are dirty." ”
"I'm afraid, I'm afraid, what excuse do I have. ”
After Yao Qian left, Du Yun was in a good mood, took a beautiful hot bath, and when he came out in Tian Guodong's pajamas, Tian Guodong said with a smile: "I didn't expect Xiaoyun to take a bath for so long, I almost fell asleep." ”
Du Yun was suddenly embarrassed, he remembered what he had done in the bathroom just now, and found that he had gone too far.
"Uncle Tian, you want to wash it too, right?"
"Well, I'm going to take a shower quickly, so if you're tired, go to sleep. Tian Guodong took a set of clean pajamas and went to the bathroom.
Du Yun swept around the room and didn't see Yao Qian, thinking that the woman was really scared away.
"You, who are you?" Du Yun saw an old man on the bay window.
The old man was wearing a military coat, which looked very strange on a hot September day, he glanced back at Du Yun, did not speak, and then looked at the night scene outside the window.
Du Yun wondered, could this old man be deaf, right? It was also possible that his ears were not good when he was old.
"Uncle, isn't it hot for you to wear so much?" So, Du Yun walked to the window and asked again.
The old man was so frightened that he almost rolled down from the bay window, and glared at Du Yun with an incredulous expression: "Boy, can you see me?"
Du Yun rolled his eyes: "Uncle, you won't be a ghost, right?"
"Huh, you kid can really see me, why is that?"
After confirming the fact that the old man was a spirit body, Du Yun sat on the edge of the bed and chatted with him: "Uncle, don't be afraid, I have yin and yang eyes, and I can see the souls of dead people." ”
The old man's eyes widened, he adjusted his sitting posture, faced Du Yun and said, "It turns out that there are really monsters with yin and yang eyes in the world, how did you get yin and yang eyes?
Monster?
The corners of Du Yun's eyes trembled, shouldn't he be a very tall existence with yin and yang eyes, how could he become a monster.
is also accustomed to other people's names for him, Du Yun quickly calmed down: "You may not believe it, my yin and yang eyes are thunderbolts." ”
The old man became interested: "Could it be that a lightning bolt fell from the sky and hit you?"
Du Yun nodded.
In the eyes of our older generation, only if you did too many bad things in your previous life, you will be struck by lightning after reincarnation, and you will not die by lightning but gain yin and yang eyes, and watch ghosts float in front of you every day, this kind of inhumane heavenly punishment is too cruel - young man! Did you blow up the nursing home or poison the kindergarten in your last life?"
"......" Du Yun suddenly didn't want to talk.
The old man was still saying, "No, why did you get into this house? What do you have to do with this family, why don't I know you?" ”
"I should ask you this, who are you dead old man? Don't stay in someone else's house, leave quickly. Du Yun held back his resentment.
The old man was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Du Yun with a strange smile: "You want to drive me away, you are really courageous, but I will not leave this house." ”
Du Yun lowered his face coldly: "It's really shameless to stay at someone else's house and not leave." Although I don't know you, I can guess that you were the kind of guy who loved to take advantage of small things and relied on the old to sell the old. ”
"You, you little rabbit cub, what kind of green onion are you, dare to be arrogant and self-indulgent, you get me out quickly. "The old man is not lightly angry.
Seeing this, Du Yun cheered: "I won't leave, what can you do with me?"
"Xiaoyun, who are you talking to?" At this time, Tian Guodong walked in.
Du Yun hurriedly stopped the exchange of scolding with the old man, and said in his heart: "Uncle Tian's bathing speed is really fast." ”
"Hehe, Uncle Tian, I just sent a WeChat voice message to a friend, you have washed it. ”
"Voice, I thought you were talking to yourself, and it scared me. Tian Guodong walked to the edge of the bed and sat down: "It's only half past nine, do you want to sleep directly, or talk about a few yuan?"
"Is Uncle Tian going to work tomorrow?" asked Du Yun.
"Weekend off. ”
"Let's talk about a few bucks. ”
Tian Guodong got into the quilt and said, "Okay, let's go to bed and talk slowly." ”
The two big men were lying in the quilt, Du Yun always felt a little awkward, but Tian Guodong didn't care, and took the initiative to provoke the topic: "Xiaoyun, how long have you known Xinxin?" ”
"It's been two years. ”
"It's been a long time, so I should know each other very well. Tian Guodong smiled.
Du Yun did a lot of calculations, but he didn't calculate that he would sleep with Tian Xin's father at night, so in the conversation at this moment, he was racking his brains to avoid any flaws in his words.
"I've known each other for two years, chased for a year, talked for a year, and got to know each other very well. Du Yun showed a very relaxed look.
Tian Guodong's eyes lit up: "I've been chasing for a year! Your patience is really good." ”
Du Yun shook his head: "I'm short, many Xinxin's suitors have persisted for two or three years without success, and I feel very fortunate that I can chase her within a year." ”
Tian Guodong frowned: "Yes, my daughter is so good." But I remember that she has not been teaching in Jiangcheng for two years, how do you know that someone has chased her for three years without success?"
Du Yun secretly said that he leaked his mouth, Tian Xin's father looks very simple, but he is actually very shrewd.