Luo Renyan smiled reluctantly: "Don't worry, I have an iron stomach, and I am cold and cold." I've lived most of my life, and this is the first time I've had a stomach ache. ”

Qu Nanxiu said: "Don't say that you have lived for most of your life, professor, a talent like you has the obligation to serve mankind until you are two hundred years old, and now life has just begun." ”

"Haha Xiaoqu, the biggest shortcoming in my life is that I can't speak, when can I be as good as you. ”

"I'm usually poor, and when it comes to a critical moment, my mouth is stupid to death. ”

Luo Renyan just smiled, his expression changed sharply, and he covered his stomach again.

"Professor, if the pain is severe, let's go to the emergency department of the hospital now." ”

Luo Renyan was still joking: "Don't think I don't know, you just don't want to go back to the laboratory, you can delay it for a moment, right? ”

Qu Nanxiu said: "Professor, you are wronged, she really cares about you, right?"

Shaking and muttering: "Xiaoqu still understands me, the professor is my boss, do I dare not care about him?"

Luo Renyan: "Listen to it, if Xiaoqu is uncomfortable, you definitely don't have this attitude." ”

"Professor, you're not going to eat Xiaoqu's vinegar again, are you? ”

"Shake, the way you rode a horse just now was so handsome, it's a pity I didn't take a few pictures of you. Qu Nanxiu thought for a while and said, "Forget it, don't shoot it, my girlfriend should be jealous when she sees it when she looks back." ”

"Shenma?!" Shaking felt five thunders in the sky, and looked like he had been abandoned, "Isn't your girlfriend me?"

Qu Nanxiu said worriedly: "Here it is again, here it is!"

Luo Renyan rubbed her stomach and smiled hard: "Last time, I changed her program to a woman who didn't like you, but you asked me to change it back!"

Qu Nanxiu saw his uncomfortable appearance and suggested: "Professor, why don't I go buy some food for you to pad, otherwise your stomach will really have problems." ”

"No need, just bear with me, I have to send the shake back as soon as possible to rest assured. ”

Seeing that Luo Renyan was so persistent, Qu Nanxiu had no choice but not to be crooked.

At the insistence of the teaching director, the matter was not pursued, and Shao Shuai was safe.

He couldn't help Qu Nanxiu drop out of school, and he was thinking of other tricks, so he couldn't make too much of a fanfare for the time being, otherwise there would be waves of unsettled and wave after wave, and it would be easy for people to suspect that it was specifically aimed at Qu Nanxiu.

From time to time, I went to the few who made trouble in the hand-grabbed cake shop, reported to Shao Shuai, and handed over the money that was stolen.

Shao Shuai carried two-thirds of the money in his pocket, and the remaining one-third was divided by a few people.

After those people came out, they kept scolding him for slamming the door, thinking that next time they came again, they wouldn't hand him over so much.

Shao Shuai's original purpose was to make Qu Nanxiu's cake shop go out of business, but then he thought about it, let this kid open like this first, he often asks people to find trouble, and it's not bad to get some pocket money back, which is equivalent to Qu Nanxiu working for himself.

And making that kid tired will also help affect his studies and delay his time and energy with Nini. When one day the master doesn't want to play with him, he will open a finger cake shop next to him that is the same as him, but ten times larger, half the price is cheaper, and it won't crush him!

Shao Shuai's life principle is - no benefit to others, but only self-interest, and people do not do it for themselves, and heaven and earth will be destroyed.

Because Li Tangni is in his dreams every night, but he can't live or die, he has secretly formed a "blood feud" with Qu Nanxiu, although people didn't recruit him or provoke him at all.

Pretending to have a bad stomach like this, Shao Shuai wandered back to his cultural communication company.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw the little girl at the front desk answering the phone, she didn't make a sound the whole time, and there seemed to be tears in her eyes, but there was still a non-stop scolding from the other party in the microphone. The face of the front desk is yellow for a while and green for a while.

As soon as he saw Shao Shuai, the front desk interrupted the other party as if he had seen a savior: "Wait a minute, our Mr. Shao is back!"

When Shao Shuai heard this, first of all, instead of taking the responsibility of the general manager, he jumped back to the office and hid.

Because he doesn't know anything about business, he is most afraid that customers will find him.

Usually going to work is to enjoy the scenery on a sunny day, and watching a movie on a hazy day, of course, it is not a pure or uplifting movie.

If his computer breaks down and is sent for repair, he will regret it for the rest of his life, you know.

The front desk chased into the office and told Shao Shuai that a backbone account manager had been sick and hospitalized in the past few days, and the customer's phone call had come to the company, and there were 80 calls a day, urging the proposal to burn his eyebrows.

I have already informed the other party that the situation is special, and the account manager in charge of this case is suddenly hospitalized with a sudden illness, and the temporary replacement is in charge, so I have to give people some time to get familiar with it.

But the other party didn't do it, saying that if the time was delayed, not only would we have to double the compensation, but also go to court.

And the other party is an annual customer, that is, it has signed a whole year's budget with our company, and it is also an old customer for many years.

The little girl at the front desk said sincerely: "Mr. Shao, the other party is now naming and calling you, you can take it!"

Shao Shuai was scared to death, but on the surface, he pretended to be indifferent and accused the front desk: "I can't settle all the trivial things, why does the company use you?" Go, find a way to go by yourself, if you can't solve it, the person who wants to replace you in this position will grab a lot of it!"

"Yes......"

The front desk had to go out disheartened, thinking, I just answered the phone, and I received the 2,000 dead salary every month, and I had saved it for several months, and the money I saved was not enough to buy a zipper for LV. If the customer sues you, it's my P business? It's a big deal, and my sister will change companies again.

In Shao Shuai's company, the phones in various offices ring one after another, as if they are quite busy, but some of the conversations are like this-

"Hey, when will your company send me the proposal?"

"Which proposal?"

"That's what our boss said!"

"What did your boss say?"

"How do I know, you guys do this, don't you think about it!"

“%#$@*&！”

Is it true that all those who become customers' customers begin to become hideous and abusive? Just like an eagle catching a chicken, he usually has to make fun of it first, and then bite him to death when he has had enough.

But this is not entirely to blame for the eagle's cruelty, if the chick catches the bug, will it be merciful?

There is a joke circulating on the Internet that if the food chain in nature is used as a metaphor, cultural companies are at the bottom of the food chain.

A cultural company is a bit similar to opening a restaurant: the account manager is like a waiter running a hall, the creative team is a chef, and the customer yells as soon as he enters the door, "I'm hungry, what good wine and food do you have here, hurry up and serve it to you!"

The account manager came to introduce: "The master of our store is amazing, and his works have won many awards, and there are this and that......"

The customer immediately turned his face: "I don't care what chicken and duck you have won (award), anyway, I'm hungry, and if I can't serve the food immediately, I'll change to eat." ”

The account manager hurriedly reassured: "Don't don't, please stay at the guest officer, then I'll serve you a few cold dishes first?"

Therefore, we will first provide a market overview, an introduction to the company's advantages, competitor analysis, draft strategies, etc.

The customer is a cushion of the stomach and extinguishes the fire. Finally, when the main dish was served, the customer only glanced at it and turned black again: "NND, this dish is called 'My Hand Through Your Black Hair', why did you serve me stewed pig's trotters with kelp?!"

"yes, doesn't that have black hair and hands?"

"Okay, you call me a pig!"

"It's just anthropomorphic, anthropomorphic...... Okay, good, I'll replace it!"

It didn't take much effort, so I changed a four-happiness pill to come up.

Customer: "Isn't it the Four Joy Pills?"

The account manager was speechless.

"And this dish, who told you to add chili peppers?"

"Didn't you order spicy crab, can you add chili pepper to spicy crab?"

"I don't care, I just want spicy crab that isn't spicy!"

After a while, the crab that is not spicy is on the table, and the customer says, "There is no taste at all except salty, change it for me!"

This time I didn't change it, because the chef came from the kitchen with a knife: "Which one is the killer who is finding fault?!"

The customer was scared away, the chef was also fired, and the case of the cultural communication company often ended in such a wordless ending.

It's fine if it's just a meal, but the one who is in a hurry today is a big customer with a year's subscription!

This year, the creative team had to follow him day and night, pointing to the east and not daring to fight the west, and when encountering a big customer, he was in a bad mood, and he had to obediently line up to receive death.

However, Shao Shuai didn't experience all of this hard work, so he dressed neatly, came to show up from time to time and left, and the rest of the task was to count the money.

He doesn't understand the business and is mean, so he can't retain talents, and the company's business has plummeted in recent years, but it has not attracted his attention. His attention was all on Li Tangni.

It didn't take long for me to hear the front desk shouting outside the door: "Mr. Shao is not here, you can come back another day." He's not there, he's really not there......"

"Don't you claim to think about what customers think, prepare for customers' needs, and respond to customers' needs? Our company is about to go public, and so far the promotional video proposal has not yet come out, and customers are already anxious to hang themselves, why are you all okay? What about your Mr. Shao, let him come out! I promise not to kill him!"

Shao Shuai understood, he must have called the big customer just now to urge him!

But the floor is so high, it's obviously not appropriate to jump off the building and escape, and it's too late to go out now!

In a hurry, Shao Shuai turned off the light, pulled the boss's chair, drilled under the huge desk, and then pulled the chair over a little, becoming a shrinking turtle!

At this time, he thanked the person who was responsible for the purchase of office furniture at that time, and chose this desk with a large hiding space, not to mention squatting down, even if his limbs were stretched out to sleep, he didn't feel aggrieved!

With a bang, the door opened.

The trembling voice at the front desk: "Look, I said that Mr. Shao is not here, right? Let's go out quickly." ”