Jerry Seinfeld said in a shocking voice: "Can you believe what that strange design director of Maison Yan II said? That kind of unscrupulous woman will deceive an innocent and kind robot like you, and even a dog with a normal IQ will not believe her words." ”

Master Y nodded mechanically: "I feel the same way, so I want to take off my shoes on the live broadcast while the guests and reporters who are watching today's show have not left." So even if she wanted to deny it, there was no way. ”

Master Y's machine is not pretended, people are robots, and they can only dance mechanically.

Moreover, Master Y's ability to dance mechanically was also specially "learned" for this press conference.

Jerry Seinfeld looked at Master Y approvingly: "You're so kind, that inhumane creative director will dislike your figure and tell you that you're not up to the standard of a supermodel after you learn to take off your shoes." ”

Master Y didn't hesitate to fight back: "I'm 179 cm tall and have a measurements of 77/57/87, which can be regarded as a top-level figure even if I put it in a supermodel." This kind of data can't be faked, I can scan it casually and type the data directly to the screen. ”

Scanning data is the Master Y's "housekeeping skill".

Jerry Seinfeld had a rather satisfied smile on his face when he heard Master Y reveal his measurements, but what he said was: "Will 77 be a little smaller?" ”

After hearing this, Master Y jumped up in anger: "Don't you know that small breasts are fashionable? No matter how big it is, you can only be a miserable Victoria's Secret model." ”

The creative director of Maison Yan II was still standing at the curtain call, unable to get off the stage by this "sudden incident" of the host and the robot.

I have a good field, but I was smashed like this, which is unbearable.

After Yan Yun let all the models withdraw from the black hole, she personally joined the "scolding war" against her.

Yan Yun was a little angry and said to Master Y:

"How many supermodels do you want to offend in one go?

In the future, if there is no model to appear on my show, what can you do as a robot who can't even take off your shoes?

Do you walk the catwalk yourself for yourself?

Don't you know that I am your master?

Do you know this person sitting next to you?

You just told people about your measurements so unreservedly?

Don't you realize how stupid you are?"

After Master Y was scolded, his mood was even worse: "No matter how stupid you are, you don't need to be in charge of the designer who destroys human nature."

The on-site robots, supporters, and designers came and went, so it was not lively.

The creative director of Maison Yan II was directly angry: "I care more about the weight of the model than the height and measurements, you are a wild model of more than 50KG, and you still want to be on my show?

The design director of Maison Yan II, who was still smiling and proud just now, "left the scene angrily" after saying this.

Master Y began to "six gods without masters" and asked the host next to him what he should do.

A presenter and a robot have a new round of life attacks on the design director of Maison Yan II.

The host finally thought of a way to help the robot vent.

Maison Yan II can be sued for infringement, because the famous Master Y is Y· Registered trademark of Y Trendy brand.

Master Y, who is known for his humanity and tsundere, will not show up at Maison Yan II, dancing and taking off his shoes.

When Master Y heard the host say this, he instantly lowered his originally very arrogant "head": "Don't you know that Y· Is Y a diffusion line of Maison Yan II? My trademark rights belong to the dehumanizing creative director who just went down. ”

"How can you be so stupid? You're the "mascot" of a diffusion brand, and you dare to go to the main line show to scold the creative director?" the host looked worried.

But Jerry Seinfeld's expression and subtlety look like worry, but in fact he is gloating, and his gestures are full of laughter.

After hearing this, Master Y was also stupidly cried by himself in an instant: "Then what am I going to do now?"

But as a robot, Master Y has no way to impress this host who deliberately framed him with tears.

Master Y, who has a super high IQ and is well aware of the "inferior roots" of human beings, changed himself into a honey-colored "skin" and began to seduce the "host".

The host, who was still waiting to see Master Y's jokes, couldn't resist the temptation, changed his face in an instant, and began to give advice to Master Y:

"You already have such perfect body proportions, isn't it just a matter of 0.1 kilograms?

You can take off your shoes and you will be able to meet this requirement.

The reporters haven't left yet, you take off your shoes and stand in a chair for everyone to see your real weight.

There's no way for the inhumane creative director to stop you from becoming a real supermodel. ”

After listening to this, Master Y was greatly encouraged and finally completed the "great feat" of taking off his shoes.

Master Y took off one by himself, and the host took off the second one very ambiguously. Up and down the body, everywhere is a play.

The host and the robot "worked intimately", and after taking off both shoes on his feet, Master Y jumped on his "chair scale" excitedly.

Because of this action, the weight displayed by the electronic scale suddenly soared, but it was quickly settled, and the real weight was displayed through the 360-degree screen - 50.03KG.

Master Y "wants to cry without tears" again:

"What kind of robot designer brothers who have never seen a woman, who pair a 179 supermodel with 34-yard feet.

Which creative director who annihilated humanity deliberately designed the sneakers so light, a good shoe is only 36 grams, what is the difference between wearing it and not wearing it.

I know that there is no way for our robots to lose weight by starvation, so we have to care about the 0.03KG.

The dehumanizing creative director must have done it on purpose. ”

For the sake of his figure, the host originally wanted to comfort this supermodel robot who suddenly entered the house and "ran away".

But before the host could speak, Master Y, who "has an IQ that throws several streets off human beings", came up with a way by himself:

"Only stupid humans would think that a mere 0.03 kilograms can daunt us robots. Isn't it just 0.03 kilograms? Who's afraid of whom?"

After Master Y vented, because there were no shoes under his feet, he angrily pulled out the power supply element hidden under his "feet" and threw it on the catwalk very handsomely.

Master Y used his own wisdom to easily reduce his weight to less than 50KG, and the weight displayed on the three-dimensional screen under Master Y's "chair" dropped to 48.23KG in an instant.