555. Drawing lots
In an indoor hall built on the first floor of Star Entertainment, the six hosts of "Infinite Challenge" are all gathered together. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
After "Infinite Challenge !!" made a show slogan to the camera, Ma Dong, as the main MC, asked everyone: "It's been a long time since the last summer festival was recorded, and after such a long time, everyone must be very well prepared, right?" ”
As soon as Ma Dong's words fell, Ou Di on the side couldn't help shouting: "Fart!"
"What's the matter, what's wrong?" Ma Dong asked as he looked at Ou Di and blinked his eyes with a gloating expression.
"It's been too long, and the last musician I found forgot about my song, don't you know, this time for the inspection of the intermediate link, I flipped through his house with him for an afternoon, and when I found the song score, there was a thick layer of dust on the song sheet. Saying that, Ou Di also gestured with his hand, not to mention how exaggerated the thickness was.
"Me too, my scores are all used by musicians to wipe their butts. ”
"And me, the musicians I was looking for almost forgot about me, and when they saw my face, they even asked me who I was. ”
Ma Dong's words were like a spark that ignited the fuse, which instantly detonated the recording hall, and several hosts were exaggerating and complaining, except for Xie Na, after all, most of this matter was caused by Nie Wei, not to mention that although Nie Wei dragged on long enough, the work was completed very well, Xie Na expressed his satisfaction after hearing it.
Everyone made a fuss for a while, and after the joke, Ma Dong also pulled the topic back to the main line.
"EVERYONE SEES WHAT IS IN FRONT OF YOU, TODAY WE ARE GOING TO HOLD A WELCOME PARTY TO WELCOME THE MUSICIANS WHO ARE COMING TODAY, AND NOW WE HAVE OUR FIRST MUSICIAN TO APPEAR, OUR ELDEST BROTHER YUAN WEIREN. ”
In Ma Dong's shouting, Yuan Weiren also walked in with a simple smile, his dress was very ordinary, but it was also very distinctive, with a long split head of the logo, wearing black-framed glasses, a simple smile, and a round figure, always the match of that shirt and jeans.
When Yuan Weiren walked in, Chen Jianzhou suddenly jumped out and complained to his brothers and sisters on the side: "It's this fat man, it's he who even forgot my face." ”
When Yuan Weiren heard this, he hurriedly waved his hand to explain, but how could the unprovoked group with tacit cooperation let go of this opportunity to 'bully' the guests, and immediately rushed up to denounce Yuan Weiren as 'inhumane'.
After a while, Yuan Weiren wiped his face and walked next to Chen Jianzhou with a helpless smile.
"I thought I would be very popular, but I didn't expect it to be this treatment. After sitting down, Yuan Weiren didn't forget to complain aggrievedly, but all the members of the unchallenged group, including Chen Jianzhou, pretended not to hear it.
Next is the second guest, who is still a famous musician from Baodao, Ms. Ding Xiaowen. Under Ma Dong's call, a woman with short boy's hair, black-framed glasses, and very casual and neutral clothes walked out.
During this journey of Ding Xiaowen, her partner Ou Di started and sang "Falling in Love with a Person Who Doesn't Go Home" together.
"Falling in love with someone who doesn't go home, waiting for a door that doesn't open, fickle eyes, closed lips, why bother to ask and ask again. ”
"Thank you, thank you. Ding Xiaowen clasped his hands together and thanked several hosts, this song can be said to be the most famous song since she entered the industry, the singer is Lin Yilian, she is the lyricist of this song.
"Mr. Ding, I love this song so much, I must order it every time I go to KTV. Xie Na took the initiative to step forward and gently hugged Ding Xiaowen, and then said excitedly.
Looking at Xie Na looking at herself like an idol, Ding Xiaowen was a little embarrassed, after all, she was behind the scenes, and she had hardly encountered a creature like a fan.
"Thank you, thank you, I also really enjoyed the show you hosted. Ding Xiaowen responded politely.
"Teacher Ding, Xie Na has hosted a lot of programs, which program do you like the most?" Ma Dong suddenly interjected and asked, this time Ding Xiaowen was confused, the programs hosted by Xie Na were all broadcast in the mainland, she is a treasure island native, and she doesn't pay much attention to the news of variety shows on weekdays, how can she answer, the sentence just now is just polite.
However, Ding Xiaowen's head turned quickly, he was stunned for a moment, and immediately thought of an answer, and hurriedly replied: "It's this "Infinite Challenge", my favorite is this show." ”
Hearing this answer, everyone at the scene applauded, and Ma Dong didn't 'embarrass' Ding Xiaowen anymore, after all, people said good things about the show.
Moreover, for these musicians who rarely do variety shows, a 'embarrassment' is a joke, but if they continue to 'embarrassment', it will become a real embarrassment.
During this period, Yuan Weiren couldn't help but complain aggrievedly: "You guys are too much, why didn't anyone welcome me when I came in, and I also have songs, I wrote "Conquest", I also wrote "Wake Up from a Dream", why don't you sing." ”
Yuan Weiren chattered a lot there, but in the eyes of several hosts, this big fat man was like air, let him babble there, and Ma Dong continued to introduce.
The musician Cheng Kun found was the famous Lao Zai, while Yu Chi Linjia found Hu Haiquan in the Yuquan group, and Ma Dong himself found a collaborator Gao Xiaosong.
"Now it's finally time to introduce our last musician, he is the soul of the Chinese music scene, a superstar who is popular all over the Taiwan Strait, a talented musician who has produced countless combinations, and not long ago he completed a super crazy music project in Japan, and is recognized by all musicians in Asia as the god of music......"
"Ma Dong, don't be a sycophant, I remember the producer just told you that all musicians should use 'famous', and you added these titles yourself. Ou Di said with a 'sarcastic' face, but who knew that Ma Dong was thicker-skinned, and directly and generously admitted: "That's right, I'm just slapping on the back." ”
Ou Di was speechless for a while.
Fortunately, Ma Dong also accepted it when he saw it, and finally announced: "I have invited our famous musician, Mr. Nie Wei." ”
As soon as Nie Wei, who had been waiting in the background for a long time, walked out from behind the scenes, the cheers in the recording hall had already sounded first, and when Nie Wei really stepped into the recording hall, the cheers, which were already quite high, were even higher, and even the program staff who did not have recording tasks on the side raised their hands and shouted, and several female writers even turned into little fans, looking at Nie Wei, their eyes were shining.
"Wow, it's dazzling, it's a superstar. ”
"Superstar, no, I'll put my sunglasses on. ”
"I know Nie Wei is coming, and I have prepared sunglasses as well. ”
During the time that Nie Wei appeared, several hosts of the group put on sunglasses one after another and stood in order of size.
"Scared me. Looking at the appearance of several people wearing sunglasses, Nie Wei smiled: "Are you imitating mobile phone signals?"
Nie's only sentence, there was a burst of laughter at the scene, not to mention, Nie Wei's analogy is really appropriate, these six people are such a stop according to the size, and it really looks like a mobile phone signal, just one more 'grid'.
was ridiculed by Nie Wei, but fortunately, the faces of these hosts have been trained thick enough, and everyone's smiles only made them blush slightly, and soon Ma Dong stood up and said: "We are showing respect for the superstar." ”
"Don't dare to be, there are so many seniors here, as a newcomer, I want to keep a low profile, Brother Yuan Weiren, hello, Teacher Ding, Brother Haiquan......" Nie Wei replied with a smile, and then turned around and shook hands politely and greeted several musicians who were watching the excitement on the side, and no longer paid attention to the funny group wearing sunglasses on the side.
It's embarrassing now, Nie Wei doesn't accept it, Ma Dongkong has a belly of ability and has no place to use it.
The staff of the program team on the side also gloated and laughed when they saw that the group was deflated, after all, in their opinion, these guys are unhappy, which is their greatest happiness as a member of the program team.
Watching Nie Wei calmly defuse Ma Dong's offensive, for a while, everyone felt as if they had returned to the time when they were in the original pursuit battle, and these guys were played by Nie Wei.
suffered a loss, several hosts were much more honest, and they didn't dig any more holes for Nie Wei, of course, there was a temporary time in front.
"Okay, all our musicians are here, please enjoy the food in front of you. Ma Dong spoke, but found that everyone had already eaten.
Ma Dong had a speechless expression on his face and reminded everyone: "Don't patronize and eat, we will have a lottery session to determine the order of the performance." ”
As soon as Ma Dong said this, several hosts immediately exploded.
"I don't want the first one, it's too stressful. ”
"My God, this one still has to draw lots, so that Nie Wei and their group will be the first to go. ”
"You are stupid, if Nie Wei goes first, how can we act later, his popularity is so high. ”
"Then let him be the last one. ”
"Cheng Kun's popularity is also very high, it's best to arrange him and Nie Wei together. ”
"Why are you targeting me? ”
There is no doubt that the combination of Nie Wei and Xie Na was targeted by everyone, and then the combination of Cheng Kun and Lao Zai was also the object of vigilance in the eyes of everyone, but it was useless for these people to call Huan, and the results were all decided by lottery.
Under everyone's gaze, the program team launched a prop car with a square box on it, Ma Dongzi introduced on the side: "There are six balls here, with numbers from one to six on it, which one you draw, which one is the first few to perform on stage, who will draw first?"
Under Ma Dong's inquiry, everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and I don't want to be the first to smoke, as if the first smoke will be possessed by the god of decay.
"Let's smoke first, thank you for coming. Fortunately, Nie Wei took the initiative to stand up and let Xie Na smoke first.
"I? no, no, no, you're going to smoke it. As soon as Xie Na heard that Nie Wei let him smoke, he immediately waved his hand wildly and refused.
Ou Di on the side added: "Nie Wei, don't let Xie Na smoke, she is a recognized stinky hand in our show." ”
Hearing this, Xie Na really covered his chest as if he had been shot, and half-knelt on the ground, looking seriously injured, which made the scene burst into laughter.
This is not over, Chen Jianzhou on the side said to Ou Di again: "You are similar, aren't you two recognized stinky brothers and sisters?"
"What else do you say?" Nie Wei looked at Xie Na in surprise, who nodded wildly.
In the laughter of everyone, Ou Di also looked like he had been shot, which was more exaggerated than Xie Na, and the whole person fell to the ground.
In the end, it was Nie Wei who walked to the box of the lottery and was the first person to draw lots, and everyone's eyes on the scene were focused on Nie Wei's hand, obviously paying attention to the number of the ball he took out first.
"Have you chosen?" Ma Dong confirmed.
"I was chosen. Nie Wei, who was holding a ball, nodded, he didn't know what number he had drawn, so he couldn't take it out right away to see the results.
"Then ...... announced" Ma Dong was the first to see the number of the ball that Nie Wei took out, and immediately announced loudly: "No. 6 !!"
"Wow!!" Under Nie Wei's speechless expression, everyone at the scene cheered.
Obviously, no one wants to appear behind Nie Wei, after all, Nie Wei's popularity is too high, and it is easy for the audience to compare when he appears, and when the time comes, it will be very shameless.
Don't look at the hosts who are amateur singers, but I also hope that the audience will like their performances when the time comes.
The next lottery was Cheng Kun, when he came to the stage, except for Xie Na, the rest of the hosts and guests were praying that he would draw the fifth, after all, Cheng Kun's popularity is not covered, the craze of "You from the Star" is still continuing, and Cheng Kun's popularity is scary.
"Five, five, five......" Several people seemed to want to use their minds to let Cheng Kun draw the fifth, but unfortunately, the number Cheng Kun took out was the fourth, seeing this result, everyone couldn't help but show a disappointed expression, and Ma Dong became weak even when he announced the result.
"Do you need this?" Cheng Kun looked at everyone with a smile and a smile, and then high-fived Lao Zai to celebrate, he was very satisfied with No. 4, at least better than No. 5, and he didn't want to be next to Nie Wei.
sorted out his emotions, and Gao Xiaosong, who was in a group with Ma Dong, went to draw the third, and got the No. 1.
Everyone immediately had a gloating expression, wanting to see Ma Dong's annoyance, but Ma Dong looked indifferent, and did not blame Gao Xiaosong at all, but comforted him with a smile, indicating that this was a good sign.
"I think No. 1 is really not the most unlucky number, and now the most unlucky number is No. 5, being sandwiched by the combination of Cheng Kun and Laozai, as well as the combination of Nie Wei and Xie Na, it is really miserable enough to think about. Ma Dong's words made the voice of schadenfreude on the scene suddenly disappear.
This sentence can be described as a heart-wrenching, originally everyone thought that No. 1 was the most unlucky, after all, the first appearance was under great pressure, but now listening to Ma Dong say this, it seems that the pressure on No. 5 will be even greater, for a while everyone couldn't help but swallow their saliva, their heartbeat began to accelerate, and they nervously thought that they must not draw No. 5, never.